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Uh oh. This is no more a laughing matter but very serious and very current. To think people's careers, education and even lives could be at stake here. Sometimes when a plane is delayed it's usually a bad sign. . . God forbid sha, no need for me to get superstitious. But after this I will certainly not be patronising [b]Hell[/b]view(LOL)

First impressions. . .hmm'n, I know there's a saying about that somewhere, but I don't think it applies. Initial impressions usually change as things progress - or they don't change. But I never hold people to how I first saw them because in the end, they might be turn out to be real or fake. So I keep an open mind.

Fake madam, how na; it's funny you should ask about the naija love rhymes thread (fake ass, calling it valentine love thread. Why don't you drop the act, you Mushin born, bred and rubbished toad??)

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=232650.msg4479194#msg4479194

For your fakeass viewing pleasure, tilapia. I wrote it just for you .

F.O.O.L.

U are a FAKE. Stop posing on NL like you're one better person. Wannabe for life. Rotten tilapia, u're just a piece of shit and that you'll remain till you can prove you're not an amoeba with fingers, which you use to type your fake-ass Americana crap. A non-American spewing about American culture like she was born there or has satellite access to their homes. FAKEY FAKEY.

Still trying to change the subject.

Please, WHO ARE YOU OOOO? WHERE ARE YOU FROM




And will all the Naija, NL and even Martian men please come and put this loser out of her misery. I'm sure she doesn't know what a real man looks like cos noone has spoken to her in all her 78 years of life, since she seems to have men on the brain and keeps forcing them on me. Help .

Madam sane, please answer my question, and I would probably leave you alone. I'm dying to know where you get the nerve to call me bush naija woman etc. Unless you have nothing to prove you're actually what you pretend to be. FAKESTER.

Hmm'n, fishbrain tilapia, sorry if I have to keep thinking up names to call you. But in case your unschooled brain is confused, sub-specie is the word - and it exists, shit-for-brains.

If I had a face to work with, I'm sure I could figure out if you're a toad or a mongrel bitch. You keep going on and on about men and saying I'm seeking attention. Hmm'n, who asked doyin13 if I was his crush or his gf?? Where the heck did that come from? Hmm'n, I have to dig deeper and find a certain thread to match this sudden epiphany I have that your jealousy spans even farther than I first imagined.  . . .


And now you're asking people if anything I posted is relevant? Pot calling kettle black!! Your pathetic side comments to others in a bid to save face is soo FAKE.

Please, where are you from? Or should I be checking Wolverine Origins to find your bitchslut history>>

Pleease oh people, listen to this tilapia fish flapping her 78 year old gums, who's giving comic relief? Australian mongoose, who told you you can analyse American culture issues from your wildlife outback?? I said it, you are a mere sub-specie. What do you even represent, since you're taking pains to comment on my "bush" english? Madam white wannabe, I'm begging to know your roots.


Lol, if anyone is desperate for men, it's you. Some guy posts an innocent comment you automatically force him into a toaster. Ewu meee. If I have any leftovers I will beg them to even look at you. But sorry, I might be hooking them up with an amoeba bitchtoad and in that case, they would happily decline. Elenu obo.

Hmm'n, look who's calling who araoko?? Bitchtoad, please. You're the fakeass wannabe deceiving herself that she's all that, when for all we know you could be a housegoat sneaking into your owner's room to type shit from your toilet brain. Of course I took time to dig up the origin of this your jealous and blind beef, and posted it here, just as you took the time to post my "broken english" post. You are SO FAKE. Are you white, black or Martian? Please verify cos as far as I'm concerned you're not better than a toad-bitch spawn and certainly, not better than me. Alaileko lori, your slavemaster didn't train you well before freeing you to roam with normal humans.

Please, help me pose the question to the dogcunt-sucking faceless shitbrain who followed my post and came back here to moan. So I can't express myself again?? She told me to stop pretending to be the "lily white" person I claim to be. I'm only trying to humour the amoeba toadmongrel who for all I know might be a sub-specie extra-terrestial and I'm just wasting time on her wasted ass.

@tpia,
Hmm'n, I was sooo hoping you would see that. Unfortunately due to your lack of ability(except to pick fights on NL) you could not reply in kind but came here posting links. Speaking of such. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=188039.msg4391897#msg4391897

I finally know where your beef is coming from, seeing how I put you in your place in the above topic. You're so obvious it's pathetic. I thought you'd gotten tired. I don't even know why you went to the Lit thread, did you see your name? Olodo oshi. You don't know when you're grossly mismatched. Bitchtoad.

^^Too late, tpia, to go back to the original bone of contention, wannabe. Who's defending whites, me? I couldn't care less what a lowlife like you thinks, I can only wish you stop deluding yourself. You just don't measure up to your own fantasy, somebody should pinch you and wake you up from your wannabe life. What's your beef about me being Nigerian, anyway? Oh, I forgot, you must be from the moon. No wonder you act like - probably also look like - an E.T.

tpia,

If you didn't call me an angel, but at least you think I act like one. Dumbo? Look in the mirror, retard; you are the definition of. Your name, in fact, is the only word in the dictionary used to define the term "dumbo".

ThiefOfHearts, since you're so perceptive, at least look at the tone of my post if not the words. Did I sound in the least quarrelsome or petty? I have seriously never heard the word before; of course I can add two and two and figure out its a twist on the words "white and nigger".

Just why the foul-thinking bitchtoad took offence, I believe, has to stem from some earlier beef which I have no inkling of. Perhaps it's just a figment of her retarded imagination because, according to her, I should "go and chat with people who like me", and implying I "pretend" to be nice while being evil on the sly. How am I to cope against such delusions? I can only give her a piece of my mind. Though she would rather I run off and cry like the "angel" she says I pretend to be. Dogcunt licker that she is. I'm assuming she's a she and not some sexless amoeba posing as a human on NL. Wannabe for life.

Tpia, the only thing that gets to me is brainless twits like you who don't pick their fights wisely. The term "bitch" only came up when you started acting like one and I called it like I saw it. At least it suits you so well. I don't give a hoot about "whigger", just that you sounded so foolish trying to look "cool". You can only try, but you'll always be a wannabe human in your bitchtoadsluttish life.

ThiefOfHearts, I was never offended by the word, I was merely being curious. All the toadstool had to do was act like you just did, and give a simple answer. But she was so busy seething with preconceived hatred and jealousy she refused to see reason, saying I was being a "snake". That comes with being a rabid mongrel that she is, I guess.

@tpia
It takes one to know one. Not my first time of what? Giving as good as I get? Did you want me to lie down and cry when you first called me a snake? You were spoiling for a fight like the rabid dogslut you are from the moment you saw my post. Now you're trying to show me up. I've got news for you, I never pretend to be anything. What you see is what you get, and I can see you've been nursing a deep-seated, festering jealousy. I can only live my life, loser, while you merely exist in your desperate and pathetic existence.

And who are you calling araoko? Sinking lower to hidden slurs? Guess again, forest-tenant. You've proven how inexposed and unenlightened you are. Keep watching and learning from me and maybe if you live to reach 80 years (probably in a year or two judging by your archaic attitude) you might actually make something of yourself.

Lol at doyin13

Why would I even dream of slighting you?? I was just pointing out to the envy-infested toadstool that she shouldn't force words into your innocent mouth. You can only be a gentleman while she can only be a jealous bitch.

@tpia

In my genes? At least I have human xteristics - while you're a cross-breed of toad, hyena and rabid mongrel. Who even let you out of your cage? Someone needs to call a dogcatcher fast to dump her back in her lonely pound! Shior. Blabbing that I'm following you around. Who even knew you existed before you started calling me names? Sad and lonely bitchtoad.

"underhanded, puffheaded, sneaky??" @tpia, you know all this about me after just a few posts, or does this go farther back? Haters will always hate, while the playas always play. Sorry o, if I offended you in a past topic or in a past life - did your great-great-great grand dogfather serve as my family's rat killer in your previous generations? Jealous Arrow.


And please stop forcing admirers on me, I'm sure you need them more. At least now we all know where all the beef is coming from. Dog-and-toad bitchslut, try harder and you just might get a rabid bulldog to fall for you. Jealousy kill you .

@tpia

Hell's spawn, your own frustration is killing you, if not you won't be finding it so easy to spew hate based on a little comment. Any impartial observer who'll take time to read from the beginning will see how you degenerated from your ranting into the sub-human you are. Don't blame me for your sorry excuse for a life, bitch and daughter of a dogfather and toad mother.

@tpia

I think I know your problem, no wonder you jumped at my first post thinking I was referring to you personally. So extra sensitive to the comments from people you know, in your heart, are your betters. Don't let envy kill you, okay, it's a slow poison that doesn't kill till you've seen all your perceived enemies rise to the top while you rot at the bottom. Major loser. Stop being such a jealous bitch and get over your many life's frustrations.

By insulting my mother, tpia, it shows you've never known the love, training or care of one. You must have been picked up from trash and raised by hyenas. Only God knows who offended you in that village you are typing from, if not you would know how to carry yourself on a public forum. Goat spawn.

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"lol at the "whiggers" term. That's a new one. Neo-reverse-racism?? Rotf ."
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Took the pains to "check" my initial post. Just what is so offensive about this simple curious comment? If I had known it would have you spitting venom at me I'd have just ignored the post I saw it in and simply googled the "whigger" term and find out what it meant and where it originated. Some folks on this NL are just spoiling for a fight at every turn.

And when did we have any discussion where I told you I condoned the word "nigger" or "bitch" being used in music? Who wants to die over "whigger"? This your case is serious. You're the hypocrite, feeling slighted because you know you were fooling yourself trying to show off your "knowlege" of American culture.

@tpia

stop acting like a snake?? Now you're being a bitch/a-hole. I saw a term I'd never heard of before, I wondered if wasn't some kind of racist label, because I think in this modern times noone should be making any spin-off words from "nigger". It's just beastly. Stop trying to be a "I know white culture" wannabe. Who made you the authority on who listens to what? Crap.

@ tpia

Whoooa, defensive! In which way did I sound aggressive? I'm just trying to observe and imbibe! I'm fully Nigerian, do I have to be conversant with all the Americana lingo? Watch all the American movies? Poster please. Try not to be too prickly about innocuous replies.


As an aside, I think Nigerians should stop this thing about "native tongues" - what with Igbos living in the West, North, South, Hausas living in the South, West, East, Yorubas living in. . . well, Lagos - it's high time we raise our kids to learn all the major languages. Considering that most of them would not be based in their own home towns all their life, they shouldn't restrict themselves to speaking their "native" lingua. Me sef, I wish I could sing in Igbo and rap in Hausa. Hey, Kush did it in "Let's Live Together" - and it was cool.

Heyyy, chill out @ tpia, no need to be on the warpath. I truly have never heard the term, don't mix with anyone who would use it . I just thought it sounded catchy - but somehow "racist". Stuff like "white men can't jump" and "can't rap" are just the Afro's way of turning the tables against whites. Blacks can be intolerant when they want to, and usually sneer at "whiteguys" trying to break into their music genres (rap, hiphop, R&B).

Sorry, but since I'm new to the term would someone like Vanilla Ice have been considered a "whigger"?? Or maybe Eminem? Please, humour me, I only seek to learn .

lol at the "whiggers" term. That's a new one. Neo-reverse-racism?? Rotf .

Best funniest stuff I've read on NL ! I really would have thought it was made up if @everlast hadn't corroborated the story - and then these other people opening their own Bellview can of worms!! Some people are just gifted with seeing the funny side of life's worst situations, and @layinx has it! Hilarious!

Got nothing but respect and admiration for D.Momodu, from back in the day when he had that back-page feature in Punch or something, before he fled the country and later started Ovation. He's a great achiever, no matter what one might think of his personal or professional leanings.