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She must have been the one teasing him to take her out.

The deeds of the house should be transferred from the landlady to the tenant. That is a fair settlement, the system is messed up.

Exceed15:
I can only pray you don't experience armed robbers. U will never condemn jungle justice

Jungle justice is evil, there is nothing u can talk. Just our leaders that refuse to reform the security of the nation.

Mosba:
Sorry about your brothers who suffered jungle justice, but they should never have been involved in jungle dealings. Hope you learn not to follow in their footsteps because I love jungle justice if served on criminals like those your brothers

All the politicians stealing from you and ur generations why u never serve them jungle juctice?

He would have started stock fish business instead if to say he know.

Numerouno94:
1) "They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words." - soccer commentator Ray Hudson

2) "I have never seen anyone like Leo Messi. He is a miracle from God! I like it when he does his things on the field. It's not jealousy - I feel good, for instance, when he nutmegs someone." - Arda Turan

3) "Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation character?" - Radamel Falcao

4) "I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player. Technically, we’re practically at the same level." - Pele

5) "Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov

6) "Messi is the Mozart of soccer." - Radomir Antic

7) "It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi

"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure." - Luis Figo

9) "Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play." - ex-Barcelona president Sandro Rosell

10) "This Barca will be remembered as Messi’s Barca. He’s well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He’s an alien." - Carles Puyol


11) "Messi is the best in the world without any doubt and for me the history of soccer." Luis Enrique

12) "Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel Eto'o

13) "Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is." - Javier Mascherano

14) "Newton and Einstein had a certain level of autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses himself every day and continues to give us his beautiful brand of soccer." - Romario

15) "Life with Leo is prettier, of another colour." - Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu

16) "There are three or four important things in life: books, friends, women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes

17) "Seeing Messi play is like watching a video game… What Messi does on a soccer field is simply unthinkable… The way he walks from side to side, and once he sees an opportunity, he simply creates magic." - tennis superstar Victoria Azarenka

18) "He is an anomaly. The rest will have to wait until he falls off a little bit.” - Edgar Davids

19) "At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Bar Rafaeli

20) "Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery


21) "We give him the ball and stand back and watch. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcantara

22) "He is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a soccer fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane

23) "He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata Martino

24) "He does not really seem human to me." - Luis Enrique

25) "For the world of soccer, Messi is a treasure because he is a role model for children around the world… Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff

26) "I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot of big names, but none of them has been able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the best player I played against was Maradona and the best player I have played with was Bestie. But I can now say I have never seen a player as good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." - Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong

27) "Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times better." - Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

28) "Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone

29) "There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez

30) "Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." - Arsene Wenger


31) "I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine soccer and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona

32) "Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

33) "Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game with which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker

34) "I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen." - Albert Ferrer

35) "It feels good to be in the same generation as him. I believe he’s the best player in the history of the sport." - Gerard Pique

36) "Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle." - Carlos Bilardo

37) "Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best." - John Terry

38) "In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs... Before a game, you can plan for everything. But Messi can produce a move that no-one expects and change the game in an instant." - Fabio Capello

39) "Messi is better than Maradona; he is more complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão

40) "I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be." - Mario Gomez


41) "I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." - Roy Keane

42) "Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani

43) "He is the best in the world. soccer seems easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna

44) "I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant

45) "The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Felipe Scolari

46) "I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of soccer as well as Messi." - Michael Owen

47) "Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer

48) "Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." - Gheorghe Hagi

49) "Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in soccer. Messi is Messi and others, soccerers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel Lotina

50) "The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred per cent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid legend Raul

Bonus: "Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola

I love Messi die, but this praise long dieee ah ahh

make another post on how to make the money to use and buy thing on Aliexpress from nigeria.

make another post on how to make the money to use and buy thing on Aliexpress from nigeria

I taught she will have Nyash 😏

Give him death by Sledge hammer, case closed.

I understand you noted your parents are late, God rest their souls. But where you married before or after their demise?

I will say yes, but with the condition that she will be the one paying the bills. Shey na u like marry pass

If u continue like this, u will kill the poultry business oh

Portable - make money before you love
😭

They didnt buy what u tried to sell them.

sometimes are like that, especially this time of the month. how i dy survive am currently na to jus make eba swallow like that oh. no time to dey sober. so far garri dey, hope dey.

Those that say dey won't kill it don't know what hunger is. Hunger wey dn make man chop their fellow man na cun pregnant antelope

Man eat Antelopes

It's Ur mindset, u feel 400k is soo big, not my prayer fr you but imagine u don't have this job and see how u will still be alive with only that Ur monthly feeding budget

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

This OP doesn't know that he is related to Albert Einstein

socialmediaman:
Don’t do this! It’s risky for him and perhaps you. You could burn down his house and it may affect you too, and what if this ends tragically?

Report to the police and to your landlord or property manager, with evidence.

Seek legal ways to address the issue.

Edit: For those quoting me to say that it was ok to burn the neighbor's appliances, think about the neighbor's innocent children (if applicable) that may be impacted if something went horribly wrong with short circuiting in the neighbor's house. Also, imagine if he was doing the illegal connection through your cable that passed through his apartment and not directly from the generator. When you burn his appliances, remember all that electricity passed through your own cable up to the point where he did the illegal connection. This could impact your cable as well

Think about the children of the witches and wizards you cast and bind to die by fire all your life 🤣🤣🤣

Mitchy49:
After you have caused them pains, agony and troubles?.
Bro, you're on a long thing. I really pity Ekweramadu and his family, especially his sick daughter. I pray God to heal her. I'm willing to Donate my Kidney to ensure that she is fine. Of this is the only thing I can do for humanity and wipe her tears, I will do. Let someone tell Sonia that I am ready to give out my kidney to her. I wouldn't take a dime. I wouldn't. God be with the Ekweremadus family.
Nairaland, pls allow God to touch your hearts to help me. Ulcer has reduced me to nothing. And Hunger has escalated it. Things are just so bad with work. Pls help me with anything u can pls

Go to the general hospital in your state u will see someone there to give kidney to 🤣🤣

That's why he's the goattt

Pochettino:
One of we women must have told them to do it.
Find her!

Very funny 🤣🤣🤣, she told Samson to hustle hard or forget her

Ransomware:
really? Ok, from my little experience in combat and with how air defence is positioned, this looks like a false flag.

When a defensive perimeter is set, it is layered. Let me explain.
From the boarders of russia and ukraine will be batteries of anti air projectiles, and every few miles in will be another battery of joy killers waiting and tracking anything that flies,
Now the boarder from ukraine is 300 miles from moscow, but this relatively cheap 10k dollars chinese made drone evaded all the anti air technologies, flew 300 miles and was just shot down 100 yards from impact? Really who writes this shit.
Now look at the altitude it exploded, anti air would have destroyed that drone way to high in the sky to make for good tv and false flag/ indoctrination video.
This was an altitude set explosion with minimal damage, the camera was just primed to capture the explosion with the kremlin in the picture.

Too easy

U think no CIA in Moscow ?, Or no KGB in Washington??

This greedy demon mother deserves some 2 by 2 planking fr head

Those evil uncles that try to make us sit one place with this tale, make I see any bush baby now I go plank e head

SultanOfAbia:
You see why i no dey invite babes to sleep over in my apartment

Even if you sleep over for my house
i go wipe you oriamo cord every 20 minutes to make sure say you still dey alive

God abeg no bring any babe wey her time don reach to my apartment.

If this girl was sleeping in your apartment and died in her sleep. Na 25 years for jail..
Dem go say you be ritualist..

R.i.p to her

Una no go kill me fr this country 🤣🤣🤣

Chaii, I'm jus thinking about the money these artist will go home with. Nothing less than 5m each

If it's true, u can't wait 1 year b4 stating this observation. 1week highest wen fly dn worry Ur life.