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Sports / Re: Onye Lauritta Wins Gold Medal In Shot Put At Rio 2016 Paralympics by magaux: 7:00pm On Sep 12, 2016
STFUand4kMeHARD:
Umu igbo jisinu ike ... na ikpe azu, mmeri ga abu nke anyi cool
Iseeee!
Politics / Re: Catholic Priest Joins IPOB In Nkpor, Anambra by magaux: 7:31pm On May 30, 2016
coolitempa1:
It is a shame the level of ignominy to which these iPod youth miscreants would descend to....there is nothing to show in that picture or in any statement that the Father or any supports their stupidity or is involved in a March for Biafra other than the opportunistic idiot behind him holding up a tattered flag of a dead Biafra.
I can see some people are already scared of what will happen next now that God is sending his servants to support Biafra. The zoo is in trouble.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Would Have Collapsed If Jonathan Had Defeated Buhari In 2015 – Sagay by magaux: 3:06pm On May 06, 2016
naza9ja:
Who is this one? angry
Abeg follow me ask, even after one year, a fool is still waiting for the so called change, is it when Fulani herdsmen takes over the whole eastern states, or N50 can no longer buy pure water that the change will come? my dear wake u from your slumber while u still can
Literature / Re: Johns Hopkins University To Award Adichie Honorary Doctorate by magaux: 6:39pm On May 01, 2016
EgusiSoup:
Yoruba people making us proud around all over the whole while world.

Congratulations to a distinguish daughter of the Yoruba race smiley

Keep dreaming, who told you she's a Yoruba, interprete her names if she's really a Yoruba. Igbo tribe, I hail thee!

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Phones / Re: Airtel Female Marketer Displaying Her Panties Via A See-thorough Outfit (photo) by magaux: 7:44pm On Apr 27, 2016
Elomus:
Nice Ass Though
what is nice about this ass? dat's how u people support evil, that is a distorted soul waiting to rot in hell so if u still love ur soul, don't let her drag u along.
Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Weeps At Flavour's Show In Mali by magaux: 7:36pm On Apr 10, 2016
Chidonc:
if this same girl fit cry like this for her salvation, I swear she go make heaven.
u no go kill person wit laughter honestly, she has not really told us while she's crying, probably she has never met flavour before, the op just snapped a lady who was abandoned in a bar by her bf to take care of the bills, that's my own opinion.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Discriminate Against Yoruba Actors, They See Us As "Illiterates" Mercy by magaux: 10:21am On Mar 28, 2016
magicminister:
A good actress/actor should have the ability to appeal to numerous audience.

Even Hollywood actors learn new languages when they want to act as a non-English speaker. They learn new accent and sometimes even add or reduce some weight!
The Yoruba actors/actresses need to STOP WHINING about discrimination.
They are the ones discriminating themselves by not making effort to have cross-over appeal.

Omotola is one of the biggest actress in Nigeria. She has numerous yoruba movies to her name and numerous English movies to her name and she has even acted as an igbo girl.

you just said my mind, why won't they discriminate against yorubas when you act in a dialet only yorubas understand, nollywood is an international organisation so if you want to be recognised, speak the language people will understand. 80% of the world speak english. A word is enough for the wise.

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Politics / Re: Court Denies Nnamdi Kanu Bail by magaux: 9:22am On Jan 30, 2016
Progressive01:
Good!! Let the rhesus monkey rot in jail! grin

When the bagger landed on the soil of the zoo and was arrested by zoo keepers, they said his was a tactical move and the FG played into his hands, exposing how foolish the Kunu drinker is and what a wise asss Kanu is. grin

When the zoo keepers started feeding him with perboiled beans in a cage in the zoo, he requested that he be transferred to a smaller cage and the Ipod youths again went gaga with excitement, saying it was another great move by Kanu so he could have access to visitors and his lawyer. grin

Now wen Baba don begin dey show say him na person wey dey follow Kanu orders to a T, dem dey say na Tyrant him be. grin How?? cheesy

Now the fvcker can't even make up his mind as to who should represent him in court, his family too are busy fighting themselves, giving the sense that it is a family business. grin

Una eyes go see 99!

Eyaa. Life has been really tough for Ekpas in the last 24 hours. Not a single bad good news for them to celebrate. grin
Enjoy yourself now while you still can, it's funny abi? Let's see who laughs last...
Religion / Re: Homeless Man Inspired Me To Go To Church Today (Photo) by magaux: 2:12pm On Jan 24, 2016
kay29000:
OP you can lie ehn!!! A bank manager became a gate-man in the same branch? Which Nollywood movie is that one?
Abeg help me ask dat question, dat story is impossible, even if the man had no choice, he will never be a gateman in dat same branch where he was once issuing orders to his staff including the gatemen, he wld rather sell pure water in another state. My dear tell us something else, story plenty...

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Jokes Etc / Re: When He Decides To Be The Bride(Hilarious Photo) by magaux: 1:23pm On Jan 24, 2016
cruzita:
very funny but I didn't laugh ,I'm I alright?
Of course you are, that thing is not worth your laughter, is he going to jerusalem on a triumphal entry with that robe? Mtchew!
Fashion / Re: Cynthia Ugbah: I Resigned Bcuz Organizers Want Me To Sleep With Men For Money by magaux: 9:45am On Jan 14, 2016
dammykrane:
. Wise up ma guy..lyk yhu dnt knw hw many she slept wid b4 attainin such position..ha kitty kat don ova kolect nd sewiously NID a break tym...
you have a corrupt mind, why is it difficult for you to believe there are still decent girls who won't trade their dignity for anything, Be wise my dear!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Protests Over Biafra Activist's Arrest - BBC by magaux: 4:35pm On Nov 22, 2015
abduljabbar4:


We are displaying our power over you. We only need the niger delta. We have nothing to do with you unless you try to take more than the 5 SE states
At least you need people to survive, we are still saying the same thing, u can never stand alone & who told you Niger delta is behind you? Keep dreaming...
Politics / Re: Nigeria Protests Over Biafra Activist's Arrest - BBC by magaux: 9:03pm On Nov 10, 2015
abduljabbar4:


Bastard. You will get biafra in your dreams
That is the zoo speaking, i can sense your fear should Biafra Republic be declared. Nigeria is nothing without Biafra, that's why they can't let us go.

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Celebrities / Re: Braless Lady At Afrimma2015 Event As Kcee Performed by magaux: 8:38pm On Oct 21, 2015
nikkiking:
Proudly showing all that she got undecided undecided.
what is there to show, flat unattractive breast? Mtchew
Romance / Re: 14-year-old Rescued From Lover, Flees Home Again (Pictured) by magaux: 5:13pm On Oct 01, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Smh...I'm pretty sure that girl's being conditioned...no stable home...no real family...nd a 40yr old man screwing her silly...Heck!..Travails of life.

BTW,what's d relevance of that blurred pic.. We should look 4 a gurl with a blurry face?
I wonder o, y wld i waste my time looking 4 a faceless creature? Assuming she's sitting next 2 me now, how will i know? Mtcheew! I've got no time 4 irrelevant things







#Philosopher Quëën#
Celebrities / Re: Queen Jennifer-Obi Dazzles At Her First Public Appearance In Abuja by magaux: 4:34pm On Oct 01, 2015
Nwocha12:
They should be doing all this beauty stuffs without make ups, atificial hair, nails or anything that is not naturally made
Agreed, that is d real test of beauty....
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi's Response To His Marriage To Saadatu - Theheraldng.com by magaux: 11:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
idolda:
This old man is just justifying his undying love for tight toto with this epistle. He should be dashed a brain, not everything that is legal is morally right. The question sane and rational people are asking him is that can he malam Sanusi Lamido the Emir of Kano give his 18yr old secondary school leaver daughter to a man that is old enough to be her grandfather as a FOURTH WIFE?
I wonder o, an 18yr old girl who cannot even take decision on her own, what does she know about life? it's d parents i blame & not the poor little girl who doesn't know her right from wrong...wicked sanusi!
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi's Response To His Marriage To Saadatu - Theheraldng.com by magaux: 10:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
Nasman:
Nice one my emir. Congratulations on your wedding. As for the wailers no amount of your wailing can make us change our noble cultural values. It better to get marry at 16yrs than to be a prostitute at the same age. Our noble cultural value is not influence by European like yours. Whether you like or not, we will continue upholding our culture anywhere anytime. Don't you think your hatred towards (Fulani/Hausa/Northerners/Muslim) has any influence on our day-to-day activities? We don't give a damn about what you think of us. And it will remain so till the end of time. We have more than centuries long of tradition. Unlike most of u, that your culture started with the coming of Europeans to our shores. The Hypocrisy of southern Nigerians is just funny. Your pathetic #ChildnotBride hasn't yield any positive result, if I were u. I will stop. It like asking the Vatican to be adopt atheism as their official religion. Stop trying to change what can't be change.
Another super story, abeg i don tire to read crooked english.
Celebrities / Re: Malivelihood Gives Tuface Idibia N5,570,000 Wrist Watch As A Birthday Gift(pics) by magaux: 8:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
And to think dat several Nigerians are lying hopelessly at d hospital asking for help 4 their treatment moves me to tears. Yet someone has d guts 2 buy a common wristwatch for 5m. Rubbish!
Romance / Re: Describe This Beautiful Princess With One Word (photo) by magaux: 8:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
ChappyChase:

Hahahahhahahaha! Guy e be like say you want spoil market bah?
Iam a woman & i know what i'm saying, some women look like witches even with make up, i'm not saying it's bad, but let's look natural sometimes, some women can't just do without make up, Haba!
Romance / Re: Describe This Beautiful Princess With One Word (photo) by magaux: 8:06pm On Sep 13, 2015
ChappyChase:
I just don't understand why we see any bleached skin as beauty!!!!
I tire o, no woman is natural these days, it's all about make up & excessive bleaching, if they really want to know a true beauty, then they should look at women when they wake up from sleep.
Celebrities / Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by magaux: 11:59am On Sep 06, 2015
YurFatHer:
This year's edition should be "ultimate search for chibok girls in sambisa forest"
Lol, ur very funny but you make sense sha.
Celebrities / Re: The Past Gulder Ultimate Search Winners (Photos) by magaux: 11:50am On Sep 06, 2015
Sleekbaby:
I thought Emeka Ike once won it.
I thought so too, i blv he shld be d 3rd winner bc dat no9 appeared twice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by magaux: 7:40pm On Aug 29, 2015
iamtheconjee:


Mind your manners. This is a civil discussion please. Cheers.
Thank you mr civil man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by magaux: 10:21pm On Aug 28, 2015
iamtheconjee:
Sitting with a bunch of acquaintances discussing unemployment. Then a question was thrown to the floor.

What would you not do even though you are unemployed.
For me, I can't sell akara or recharge card, What if my friends see me? My REP will be totally destroyed!!! tongue wink
I guess that's why u are still unemployed. Lazy baboon, keep waiting 4 manna.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Sokoto Residents On The Streets With Brooms, Shovels Over N1m Prize by magaux: 6:46pm On Aug 23, 2015
Zi:
Sweep and get money? Ok o.

Isn't it better to use this 1m + 750k + 500k ie 2.25m to empower and equip the state Environmental Sanitation Board, and if they don't have one, set one up.

I don't understand the government and this weekly / monthly sanitation. See, in a civil society, everyone has a job, I mean, a part we play in the nation building. I can't be an Engineer or a teacher and also be a Sanitationist! I have a job, I pay my tax. Its also someone's job to sweep and keep streets clean. Then I contribute my own part by teaching the kids at school. This is how it should be.

Cleaning should be part of government's job, so is teaching and driving mass transits (bus), and selling tickets and supervisory roles and all others. None is more important than the other. None supercedes the other. It will provide long term employement and ripple economic effect. They should be civil servants and get their pay too. We don't have to close down economic activities periodically just to clean.

Well, I'm writing because someone reading here today will be at the helm of affairs of our nation tomorrow. Pls when you get there, get it right!

Ka Chineke mezie okwu ya.

Gbam! U jst hit d nail on d head, there are people trained to do a particular job, believe me so many people will get infected & end up at d hospital after dis excercise bc they are not trained on d preventive measures b4 embarking on such deal. Aboki wu Aboki nwanne....
Religion / Re: One Big Reason You Must Praise God Today. Picture. by magaux: 4:02pm On Aug 16, 2015
Kastonkastroll:
The babe set sha and she is also beautiful. I will choose this lady as a wife over our gold-diggers of girls we have in Nigeria.... At least I won't have to spend my money on shoes and wristwatches.
Are u indirectly abusing this lady?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bad Encounter;my Current Boss Was The HR Were I Went To For Oral Interview by magaux: 6:06pm On Aug 11, 2015
onismate:


http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1028-shocking-encounter-i-had-meeting-my-oga-where-i-went-for-interview
you dey craze, ur very ungrateful, what of ur colleague that was layed off, if u were in her shoes what would you have wished for? & u got promoted on top of dat,pally you funny o.
Religion / Re: I'm Richer Than Bill Gates - Pastor Adeboye by magaux: 11:28am On Aug 10, 2015
alaosidi:
press, hmm, when u see the heading, you will yab baba, but content sha
Imagine a so called man of God talking about material wealth obtained by tricks, is he going to hell sorry heaven with any of those things? Vanity upon Vanity...

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Kedike Looks Different In New Selfie (photos) by magaux: 10:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
What's different about dis pix now? Mtcheew...nobody shld disturb my sleep again o.
Politics / Re: Buhari Hails Father Mbaka On 20-year Priesthood by magaux: 8:00pm On Aug 01, 2015
OldJohn:


I'm an easterner, a proud PDP and a Catholic. Truth be told, he condemned GEJ for corruption happening under his nose, while the masses suffered. And in all sincerity these are true facts. Let's stop calling the man of God names because he stood up for truth.

One Love
One Nigeria
What truth? Is buhari any better? is there any politician that ever told the truth? Jonathan is a noble man that was why he said those things & went scot free, let him try it with buhari, you & i know the consequences or has he not seen things enough from buhari's short stay in office? Let us tell ourselves the truth my dear.

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