₦airaland Forum

Jakpon:
shut up your amala and ewedu smelling mouth. I do not need to read a cowardly write up from a lazy yeriba pig. I dont know why biafra is giving you ab0ki slaves nightmares. Tomorrow is our protest march for the release of our director. The zoo must fall.


IPOB YOUTH

i can bet you are not igbo or remotely affected by the ongoing ipob agitation.
If you are, then you are a disgrace to the igbo people whom are mostly peaceful and hardworking.

Jakpon:
shut up you this of'emmanu coward. What is wrong with you yoruba people? Why are you jealous of we igbos ? Is it by force to stay in the same country with you oily, dirty cowards ?

please read the article!

Er0ticAngela:
Icebeatz, you really need to shove this verbiage right up your a55hole.
Chukwu okike abiama fire any Heeebo man that does not want to go back to Biafra.
All Heeebos must go back to Heeeboland

obviously you didn't read the article.
Oh shoot... its a troll!

P.S. Not for the lazy ones!

I have watched with keen interest the brouhaha generated by the call for secession by the “Biafran people”.
Some days back, I saw a picture of some South Sudanese eating grass as food (I do not have empirical evidence whether it is true or not). One thing immediately struck me. Some years back, when the agitation for the creation of South Sudan was at the peak, we all thought that by now, South Sudan will be in a state of “oyunua”(wonderment), especially because of the abundance of oil.
Alas, we all know the true story. No sooner had they achieved independence that they remembered that they were not only South Sudanese but belong to diverse tribes. Today, the newest African country is involved in a state of “wadoghe” and “filaga filogo”(apologies to Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon).
Today, all the promises the nascent nation once held are no longer there. There is no more Omar Al-Bashir to blame for their calamity. Every mallam is now with his kettle.

Similarly, in the build-up to our independence, Ahmadu Bello, Obafemi Awolowo, Nnamdi Azikiwe and Abubakar Tafewa Balewa were ALL Nigerians, they were not Ibos, hausas, yorubas etc. Immediately we became a nation, everyone suddenly rem remembered his tribe.
For those who have studied the BH phenomenon, you will discover that one of the factors that aided the acceptance of the sect in the north=east is what I call the “gbogbonise effect”. This is the belief that should Sharia’h law become implemented, then most of the problems would automatically die a natural death.
Methinks it is the same factor driving the quest for Biafra- the belief that if Biafra secedes, all the problems facing the igbo people will automatically vanish. Fa-fa-fa- foul!!! So, the Aguleri man and the Umuleri man will suddenly become chums? The Abia/Imo mnn will permit his child to marry from Enugu/Anambra?

Ask the igbo man what his problem is and he will tell you he is suffering “marginalisation”. I laugh whenever I hear this. You want to know what marginalisation is? Let me tell you. The Idoma man hails from Benue state, but can never dream of governing the state. Same for the Igbirra man, the Irigwe man, the Akoko-Edo, the Ogoni man cannot dream of ruling Kogi, Plateau, Edo and Rivers states respectively. And you talk of marginalisation? Which tribe is not being marginalised? Some tribes have not gotten as much as a special adviser in their state not to talk of Commissioner or minister. Therefore, your cry of marginalisation is not peculiar to your tribe alone. Besides, who said access to political appointment is a sine qua non to the development of an ethnic group? By now, the north would be a paradise of some sort. A state like Ogun would have been a paradise having had their son rule the nation for over eleven years, minus other appointments that may have been made from the state. The idea that once Biafra is attained, everything will be transformed is nothing but laughable.

When you bicker about how the federal government has treated your region, what have you done to your governors and local government chairmen? Are you not the same people who have consistently elected a clown like Rochas, and inefficient governors like Ikedi Ohakim or T.A. Orji? The igboman should stop blaming every other person for his woes. I do not think I would be wrong if I say the south-east has the worst network of roads as a region (perhaps, excluding Enugu state). Have the governors done anything to fix these roads? Just in case you do not know, some state government have been fixing federal roads.

Truth be told, the igbos as we speak hold the economy of this nation in their hands. They control almost all the business ventures in Nigeria. Go to any state nationwide and remove the Ibo investment and see what happens to that state. One time the ibos closed shops in protest over a member of theirs who got killed, the town got grounded. That is how powerful they are economically.
The question that needs to be asked is, why does the Ibo man find it more convenient to invest outside the South-east that at home? I have met some ibo people who told me they will rather remain in the north than return home, because they do not want to be killed in their primes. As we speak, more people are still coming to the north from the east.

For the igbos, I would recommend what Ichie Benjamin Amaechi would call “economic Biafra”. This refers to the economic development of the South-east. The Igbos should invest more at home and develop the region, rather than being cry-babies shouting “marginalisation” and “secession”. Imagine if Aba were to be a big manufacturing hub like Guangzhou in China and Onitsha a huge market hub, Imagine if Ndigbo built more industries at home, rather than abroad or outside the region. Take a cue from the Jews. They are hardly interested in governing America but because of their economic powers, they play a critical role in who governs America. I stand to be corrected but I think Joe Liebermann is the only Jew I know to have sought a high-ranking office (and he even ran as vice-president. Yet, the Jews control almost every facet of the country’s life. That is why the USA will are not take any step inimical to the interest of the Jews in the Middle East. Dem wan die?
Another interesting factor is how the proponents abuse every other person (including Ibos) who does not buy their ideologies. They keep referring to Scotland and Cataluna. While the Scots were going about the referendum for independence, I never heard them refer to the Unite Kingdom as a “zoo”. Neither did they abuse the Welsh, English or Northern Irish. They went about it maturely and in a civilised manner, till they got what they wanted. I never heard the Catalans blames or insult the Basques or threatened them. They went about it till they got what they wanted. Here, the Biafran agitators would insult the yorubas, the hausas and everyone and blame everyone minus themselves for their woes
One other funny thing I must say that most of the people carrying the matter on their heads are people who would probably not have a total net-worth of u-p to a hundred thousand naira an some who still feel pained that the man they supported in the last elections (who has moved on with his life) lost the election.

The part I do not understand is how they want to co-opt the south-south by fire, by force into their Biafra. Ojukwu did it in 1967, running away to Ivory Coast when the heat became too much and left Phillip Effiong, a S/Southerner to do the job of handing over, only to return years later, when they smoke had settled. Nnamdi Kanu is in the UK, enjoying all the good things of life because there is a government that works am you who do not have up to N5,000 in your pocket, you are joining him to make noise about war and succession? I pity you. I have witnessed a little bit of crisis in Jos an I do not need a dibia to tell me that war is a more horrible situation that must be avoided at all cost. Try and watch Al-Jazeera, CNN. Fox CCTV and other international stations and see what was does to a nation. Even those wey bi say when dem dey school, frat men show hostel, dem go enter under bed still join dey make mouth say they are ready for war.
Dem dey count meat for soup, “kpomo” sef dey raise muscle. Dem dey count animals with horns, Snail go mark register (Albert Einstein, 2005)
Assuming without conceding (Go forbids!!!) that it happens, so na Nnamdi Kanu go be una “Onye-isi?
If succession must be done, it should be one in line with internationally agreed ways of so doing, and not to threaten violence and insult people
Meanwhile, those wey come dey lament say FG no give dem job, yet call Nigeria a zoo, una case ehn Amadioha still dey research wetin im go d o to una.
Una ndooooo!!!!
As an aside, why has Nnanmdi Kanu not been able to meet his bail conditions? So, no Igbo man can come forward to be a surety? Also, why are the Igbo elites not expressing support for the Biafran cause?

They promised to give 5k to the poorest amongst us and also create instantaneous jobs totalling over 700 thousand.

We have seen none of the above.

Is it right to say apc is a party of lies?
I aM neither on the side of apc or pdp but I am on the side of Nigeria and right now, it feels like Nigerians are being taken for fools.

Even the primary school meals they promised, no one is saying anything about that.

Its really really really unfair to make all these promises and thus far, no move has been made to fulfill anyone. For heck sake, we don't have ministers....

Alot of people don't need that 5k but some people really do.
Its called social welfare in the developed world. You tax the well to do and provide for the weakest amongst us.

Infact, I feel disabled people should be paid the 5k... no one cares for the disabled people. MOST are all left to suffer and die.
The 5k would go a might long way in providing their basic needs and giving them a sense of belonging,


Apc wouldnt do that, instead they saddle us with saraki's case which we all know will come to nut.
They saddle us with we will, we want to, we would, we could but no affirmative action.
They saddle us with pictures of buharis wife and daugther.

Please, campaign is over. Apc should hit the ground running.
Its over 6 months and they are yet to start the engine talkless of running.

Shame!!-


Off-topic

Guys, I need some help. Please read and contribute meaninfully

https://www.nairaland.com/2715748/urgent-needed-how-get-passport

THE WAY THIS IS SHAPING UP, I SEE SARAKI GOING SCOT FREE.
SUPREME COURT WILL RULE IN HIS FAVOUR AND AT BEST, HE WOULD GET A SLAP ON THE WRIST AND ASKED TO PAY FINE.



I dont think there is much hope for this country.
Sometimes i feel we are under the supreme influence of a the devil himself or one of his very powerful demons.

Tay16:
visit vfs offices in person and find out. Didnt vfs give you some form of reference number to keep track of the visa processing online?

Ive been tracking the numer ever single day and it keeps sayin

STATUS OF YOUR PASSPORT NUMBER :
APPLICATION HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE CONSULATE GENERAL OF FRANCE, LAGOS ON 19/10/2015

Ive called vfs severally but its always busy.
Sent out emais but no reply.
Which kain thing b dis nah!

Tay16:
Can you go to the embassy in person?

I dont think they would let me in without an appointment.
You knw, france handles al its embasy palaver through vfs

Please guys, I am in a fix and don't know what to do anymore.
I applied for france (shcengen) visa since 19 oct 2015 and till date, my passport and documents are still with the consulate.

I am supposed to be in france by monday but due to the fact that I am yet to get my visa, I had to post pone my trip to 14th of nov.
I already made hotel payments but and flight reservation.
This is getting scary.

The french embassy called me once ( two days ago) but I missed the call and since then, ive been trying to reach them.

I have called the vfs but their number wouldn't connect, I have called the french embassy (visa section) over 10 times but no one would pick. Sent mails and no reply.

I have to also add that this is not my first time travelling to european countries but Its my first time applying to france.

Has anybody ever experienced it and how did you resolve it

Secondly, this situation also made me cancel my us visa appointment whiv was initially slated for 2nd Nov.

Right now, I dont care about expenses made on my flight and hotel bookings cos I just want my passport back.

How can I do that when france people are witholding my passport

I haven't been able to sleep properly and anyone that can be of help is welcomed here.

krusdamax:
.... But you never told us why they should boo him? Stealing??

Do you live in nigeria??
If you do, then you are part of the problem. If not, then your ignorance is pardonable.

Some weeks ago, my neighbour's housekeeper was viciously attacked by a gang of street urchins around festac.

The only reason they all viciously attacked and beat him to stupor was cos someone bumped into him and then accused him of "stealing his penis". Before he could say "jack", he had already received all manner of beating by the irate mob.

He barely survived the vicious attack and he also lost all his valuable possessions.
The accuser disappeared in the commotion and that was it.

I used to think it was just a mere misunderstanding blown out of proportion till I stumbled on a video of an indian man getting a dose of "mob justice" simply cos an unknown fellow accused him of stealing his penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIqCauXoqJ4

Both incidents occured around festac and I believe its not a coincidence. Rather, this has become the latest style of robbery.

I implore everyone to be mindful of these criminals...

Goodmorning all.

qrymz:
Everyone has gotta be very careful, this happened to a female friend of mine just last week. She was accused by a guy that she stole his dick and she was ruff handled and almost mob just to find out he lied abt it and she was apologized to. I also have heard severally abt Okada riders around mile 2 and Festac lying about there dick being stolen. What they gain from this I dnt knw but one has gotta be careful

It happened to my friend's house keeper some weeks ago.
He was beaten to stupor and robbed all in the name of missing penis.

I know u are an adult but u need to be careful. Its okay to have unprotected sex but not before testing the girl. Dont get carried away by the spur of the moment. I know u probably not scared of anything and hate condoms like most men but you gotta look at the bigger picture. Dont miss the bigger picture.

Painful urination is oftennsign of gonorrhoea but without any discharge, I really doubt if its gono.
It could also be chlamydia but im pretty sure its an infection.
The instant fever is a very good sign its an infection.
I know u prolley seen the medics by now but a follow up test is required.
Some infections dont actually go, they just lie low and render the carrier impotent.
A follow up test is always necessary.

I am tired of reading all these useless articles that use bill gates as an example..
I believe most times, the writers are not entrepreneurs or are failed entrepreneurs.
99percent of the times, the stupid advise is inapplicable to the naija system...

I didnt read this one so if this one any different, please forgive me. I only saw bill gates and gave up on the article.

zenith4biz:
Oh God my father, ancient of days, the Greater than the greatest, the mightier than the mightiest, The Bigger than the biggest, this your son was employed 3months ago and he has not been paid, I thereby decree that every power holding his salary be nullified in Jesus name.

From now henceforth the concerned authorities will make this my brother's salary a priority.

Thank you God for answered prayer for in Jesus name I pray.

Amen

You are a fool. Person never chop u dey pray for am.

funken:
This is not an alligator this is a monitor lizard!!

[size=18pt]looks like a young comodo dragon[/size]

badru007:
There are outlets outside d country where BVN Reg can be done, at least I can talk for UBA, but dunno for other banks... Talking about whether it can still be done, yes it can. accounts without it will probably be liened until BVN is linked to it.... So I think

Lol... my brother stays in texas, my sister stays in indian, the only bvn registration spot is in washington. E no fit work nah!!

That is 31 hrs on road

Fashola was a true and exemplary leader. I have lost alot of money due to traffic jams. Even when I leave 2 -3hours earlier, sometimes, I still comr up short.

Those commercial buses cause 99% of the hold ups in lagos. They stop indiscriminately in order to pick passengers and they drive without caution. Imposing a harsh punishment on people that stop indiscriminately will go a long way in easing the traffic jams.

Ambode is a weakling and an owambe governor. Even the small ban he place on non essential trucks is not being respected. He doesn't command respect like fashola and I really fear he has a big shoe to fill and he might come up exceedingly short.

I Applied for a visa to France on the 16th, the application got moved to their consulate on the 19th and since then its been at the consulate.
Its been two working weeks and still no update or nothing.
How long do i have to wait?
Plus i already made travel arrangements which is due for the 9th of ummm 9th of november

Funjosh:
i think it would have been better if you can just send her some money than buying their property.


just sneak out of my schedule to check this thread. The good Lord will perfect what he has started. Amen

i am only trying to help in the most effective way.
her property might be worth over 2 million and i can pay its value but if i am to give (which i already did) i can only give to the best of my charitable spirit.

I pray God heals this little girl.

hmmmm lawd have mercy!

best of fuccking luck to them.
apshit just ruined my fucking mood tonight!!

[size=18pt]ANOTHER PICTURE

JUST WHAT WE FUCCCKING NEED....
GOVERNMENT OF THE PICTURE, BY THE PICTURE AND FOR THE PICTURE!!!

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Not a single policy
Still directionless after more than 6 months despite promising to hit the ground running....
The financial market is suffering. Everyone is loosing money.
Investors are scared shiiitless and you are fuckiing showing us pictures!!... tha Bleep is wrong with these fucktards?


ELECTION IS FUCCCKING OVER.... YOU PROPAGANDA IS USELESS.... START WORKINGGGGG!!!...


if its not picture of buhari wearing indian agbada,
its that of osinbajo shaking a white man
or that of zahara buhari hugging a child
or that of buhari's wife shaking women

THA FUCKKKK IS WRONG WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION

WE WANNA HEAr PROJECTS GETTING COMMISSIONED
PROBES ENDING WITH CONVICTIONS
SWEET MONETARY AND FISCAL POLICIES
ANNIHILATION OF BOKO-HARAM
RESCUE OF CHIBOK GIRLS
BUIDING OF COMPANIES

OMG..... ITS JUST A LIL BIT ABOVE 7 MONTHS AND I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH ALREADY!!
TO THINK I SUPPORTED APC DESPITE THE WARNINGS MY FATHER GAVE ME..... GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!