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Celebrities › Re: Kcee's Fans Blast Him On Instagram For Mocking Woman's B4 & After Makeup Pics by magicminister: 12:23pm On Oct 13, 2015
chocolateme:
We all know from day one that KC bu animanu..
The owner of that picture should sue him. I am not in support of his juvenile deliquent attitude. He should find a way to make it right or find a way to get to meet the woman and personally apologize. To me Kc looks like this..
The owner can't sue him.
He didn't use the picture to engage in income generating enterprise (including advertisment or branding).

All he did was to drop his opinion on a picture which was voluntarily posted on public domain by the owner.

A law suit would be a waste of money loool..
If you dont want people's opinion, then make your pictures private.

Lastly, isee nothing wrong with the picture!

You're welcome.
Politics › What Is The Policy Direction Of This Government????:::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op):
I am really beginning to worry about the policy directions of this government.
We are almost getting to mid-october yet, the minsters are yet to be sworn in.

Despite all the "fight corruption" chants, not a single person has been convicted.
All we get is one picture after the other.

Boko haram is yet to be quelled.
No single new project has been embarked on and old ones are not getting consolidated. Rather they are getting jettisoned.

I still believe in pmb/pyo but I dont know how much longer I have to wait.

Government isn't magic.
All I just want to see is some policy direction.

I AM TIRED OF SEEING MEANINGLESS PICTURES EVERYDAY.
Election is over.

Currently, this government does not have my second term vote.
Crime › Re: Soldiers, Policeman, Others Attacked Over Missing Private Parts by magicminister: 6:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
correct7:
WHY ARE THEY DOUBTING ABOUT JOYSTICK MISSING PRAY FOR IT NOT TO HAPPEN TO YOU. I HAVE WITNESSED THIS, IT HAPPENS. COME TO THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DOES IT PROFIT THOSE PEOPLE YOU CALL OKADA PEOPLE TO RAISE FALSE ALARM WHEN SUCH DID NOT HAPPEN.

THIS THING HAPPENS. JUST PRAY LET IT NOT HAPPEN TO YOU. BUT ANY PERSON WHO SAID IT DOES NOT HAPPEN. MAY IT HAPPEN TO THAT PERSON FOR HIM TO BELIEVE. IF YOU ARE A WOMAN THAT BELIEVE SO, LET IT HAPPEN TO YOUR BROTHER OR ANY MALE RELATION FOR YOU TO BELIEVE
Did you check in between his legs and didn't see any penis.
If you didnt do that, then you are a disgrace to your mother.
How can someone possibly steal your penis through diabolical meanshuh
Career › Re: For Bankers, Ex Bankers And Bankers To Be by magicminister: 1:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
Dallazday:
those of you thinking about going back to lecture halls, back in the university, I am certain you Were among those that ridiculed education students claiming to be in banking and finance, marketing and insurance departments, forming superior students. now you are thinking of going back to d same classroom you ridiculed, i just wish the educational sector will formulate strict policies against human being's from other sectors flooding the education sector and destroying the sector for us! "if you studied banking in school, go back to the bank. if you studied marketing, go back to the streets. go and market goko cleanser. live the classrooms and lecture halls for educationist "
But we have people that studied education in the banks, in the oil sector and in politics and other sectors.
How would you feel if educators are restricted to the education sector and education sector only??
Do you think 99percent of you guys would have a jobhuh

Secondly, education goes beyond what you learnt in the class room.
Sometimes, schools need people with cognate experience In different sectors to tutor the students in order to produce better and well rounded students.

Obviously, someone that has been in the class room all their life cannot have the experience need to teach subjects that goes beyond classrom...

Youre welcome. No need to thank me.
Phones › Re: 4 Nokia World Records That Will SHOCK You by magicminister: 5:10pm On Oct 11, 2015
Unfortunately, they lost their market shares to I-phone and samsung majorly due to their unwillingness to innovate.
By the time they started catching up with the trend, Apple and android devices had already taken over.

Nokia phones were supposed to be the first to launch android OS but they were probably feeling too big!!.....

But you gotta give it up to their torchlight phones. Its the only phone i know that can take a fall without getting bad and go up to a week without charging. Its the ultimate phone!!
Travel › Re: Arik Airline Denies Missing Luggage......how Can? by magicminister: 1:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
I stopped flying arik a while ago.
If arik is the onlyy Vailable flight, I will bus.
Make una dey use una head. Arik no be airline.
Christianity Etc › Could This Be Right In The "House Of God" Or Is This Segregation???????????????? by magicminister(op): 9:11am On Oct 10, 2015
A friend of mine invited me to a Night vigil yesterday. He has literally been disturbing me about it for almost 3 months now and i decided to give it a shot today. I must confess that the sermon was quite interesting and unlike me, i stayed through out the Vigil.

The part that got me was when the pastor asked those that have 100k offering and above to come out. A few people came out. He prayed for them, they made their offering and he asked them to go back.
Then he asked for those that have 80k offering and above.... this went on and on till it got to those with 10k offering.
Eventually he asked "the rest of us" that had insignificant amounts to come make our donations.

It got me wondering if such segregation is proper in the house of God!!
I have witnessed such act in several churches.

After the service, i told my friend that his pastor is just another charlatan.
Well, the argument that ensued is a story for another day!
Business › Re: N20million Or Green Card: Which Would You Prefer? by magicminister: 8:59am On Oct 10, 2015
989900:
Try France @ 70-75% tax for millionaires.

Arnault (the richest French man), I guess was planning to renounce his citizenship.
cheesy
this is false play boy!!
The 70 percent tax rate thingy was a plan but it was jettisoned after several considerations
Business › Re: N20million Or Green Card: Which Would You Prefer? by magicminister: 11:27pm On Oct 09, 2015
mufasaus:
The difference between Femi Otedola and those that I am talking about is they earned their money honestly and nobody have to suffer or live in an unjust society. To average Nigeria $450,000 is a lot of money but if you live in USA and work very hard, plan your life, it is nothing. I know Nigerians here who work for Investment Bank and their bonus alone is over $10m. May be you guys only hang out with the wrong crowd.

By the way, the guy who bought the $450,000 investment property is not only selling laptops alone, he does a lot more, he owns the Mr Biggs in Challenge in Ibadan, owns supermarket and he has a business he runs in the US too. I am not saying everybody can achieve this but it is much easier here if you work very hard, you don't need to kiss anybody's ass and the law will work for unlike in Nigeria where you can open a business and the authority can shut you down if you mess with the wrong person.
Ignore them jare.
Person wey no know the value of something go talk say e dey useless.
Business › Re: N20million Or Green Card: Which Would You Prefer? by magicminister: 5:55pm On Oct 09, 2015
LONGFELLOW02:
20million Naira. .

20million is enuf for me to start Good agricultural business and My Political career.

4ck green card
4ck any country

Naija is My Home. . .
you would be broke before you know it.
Loool... 20 million cannot not even scratch the surface in the world of politics!
Business › Re: N20million Or Green Card: Which Would You Prefer? by magicminister: 5:04pm On Oct 09, 2015
byrron:
Wake up and go see a doctor, u have malaria.

I wear that same shoe u are dreaming of having but the truth is this, that shoe really hurts.

Everything u wrote up there are nothing but fictions either from ur imaginations or fictional stories u heard from fictional people.

With #20ml u can actually get a green card within the space of 1&half yr and still have lots of millions in naira left but with green card you will not be talking of having #20ml In 3yrs time except u are Into some Illegal shi.ts.

Wake up!

Note: People earn such amount legally and yearly too in US but not so fast as you think.

Hundreds of millions of US citizens are in all manner of debts and u are talking of green card as a means to Eldorado?

Lol @average folk earning $50k-$80k yearly? Those at that annual income range are few and the majority are below that annual wage scale.

Leaving in a functional society does not mean that its citizens are rich rather the society is structured in such a way that the citizens can atleast have the basic things that makes life worth living.

Don't sit in Nigeria and write thing's u have no clue about.
Looool....
I travel to u.s. like its my back yard.
Every christmas or holiday period, I go to a new country of my choosing.
I am not trying to brag but I actually know what I'm talking about...
Business › Re: N20million Or Green Card: Which Would You Prefer? by magicminister:
[size=20pt]Hmmm

I will take green card
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If I get a green card to u.s. and I am allowed to enjoy the benefits american citizens enjoy, I can make back that 20 million and even more within 2 years after acquiring a college degree from u.s.....

Looking at things from another angle, 20 million naira is less than 200 thousand dollars and the average folks in u.s. go homr with about 50-80k dollars after tax.
The smarter choice would be the green card.
The easier choice is 20 million.


Disclaimer
I have been greatly criticized for my choice by some people that think it makes no sense so I feel the need to tell you guys a real life story.
My hitherto unemployed friend whom we fondly called fabulous won the us visa lottery about 2 years ago.
Now he is in the united states. He works in walmart or one of the huge stores.
He now owns his own home (three bed room apartment) and recently bought a brand new car.
He is currently pursuing a part time degree in a university and at same time working his walmart shift.
He enjoys the best healthcare, best gyms, 24/7 light and good roads. That alone will add another 5 years to his life and that is worth more than 20 milla looool

Currently, his wage is below the average income in the united states because he has no tetiary education u.s. and the nigerian degeee is not regarded.
He is working hard towards attaining a degree in accounting.

Even with 20million, he cannot enjoy such opportunities in Nigeria.

P.s. 20million cannot buy you a u.s. greencard like some people are insinuating

20 million is huge to some extent but it cannot buy you a house in ikeja or lekki phase1 or v.g.c. or ikoyi.

20 million cannot launch you a large scale business nor cannot it let you into the oil downstream sector.



Keep that at the back of your mind.


Do you ever wonder why most folks that cross over dont wanna come back??
Travel › Re: Water Leakage Inside Nigerian Plane While Raining (Photo/Video) by magicminister: 6:22pm On Oct 08, 2015
this is a dangerous situation.
The structural integrity of the airplane fuselage has been greatly compromised and this is an impending disaster if left unchecked.
wooow... im shocked!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Disastrous Banking Job Interview On The 5th Of October 2015 by magicminister: 11:22pm On Oct 06, 2015
really?
if a so called recruiter wastes my time in such a distasteful manner, i would raise hell in that place.
Even if i am unemployed and starving, i still have my pride and sense of belonging.
The moment they asked you "the origin of igbo race"was the opportunity for you to feed them their own shiittt...


Guy u missed an opportunity to put those fool in their place!
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 10:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
adconline:
What's tribalistic in Igbos supporting a Yoruba candidate to win in Yorubalandhuh Why are young Nigerians willfully ignorant??
Loool....as in ehhh... help me ask that guy loooll
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2015
ibedun:
Hmmm ....... Leaving Ambode aside for a moment, how come all these bloody non-indegenes particularly those requiring 2nd Niger bridge, have the template for the development of Lagos but nothing on the development of their home state?

Na dem mouth loud pass, anuofias.
Loool... any citizen of Nigeria residing in any part of Nigeria has the right to complain about or commend the performance his/her state government.
Afterall, we are one Nigeria.
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 7:01pm On Oct 03, 2015
[quote author=Dbboy post=38633901][/quote]Bro take it easy loool.
We are all passionate about our country and its only right for us to have divergent views and ideologies. We should respect the opinions and choices of everybody...

Bless!
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 11:38am On Oct 03, 2015
ndcide:
I don't think I will be against ambode. I'll give him a chance. Though I never voted for him. I'm wondering
How he won the election.

It was a night to the election that I saw some gathering in my area, that I knew something was wrong.

Lagos can't be said to be enlightened and Agbaje lost the election. It just doesn't add up.
Ambode won fair and square.
Currently, he doesnt have my 2nd term vote though
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 10:50am On Oct 03, 2015
Dbboy:
ARE YOU FOR REAL ABYSMAL ARE YOU FOR REAL COME TO KANO, BUACHI PEOPLE ARE SILENTLY REGRETTING THERE DECISION, HOW IS THE ECONOMY OF YOUR COUNTERY NOW LIGHT RATIONING AND ITS EPILEPTIC SUPPLY IS THE ORDER OF THE DAY, INSECURITY WHICH WAS ALMOST STEMMED OUT BY GEJ HAS REARED ITS HEAD AGAIN AND ITS LAST BOMB BLAST WAS IN ABUJA. ABYSMAL WAS A PERCEPTION SOLD TO THE GULLIBLE NOW WE ARE TRUELY WISE. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE STOCK MARKET, LOCAL AND FOREIGN INVESTOR HARDLY MAKE ANYTHING NOW, EVERY GROWTH ENGINE OF THE ECONOMY HAS BEEN HALTED, NO WONDER CBN SAID WE GRADUALLY HEADING TO A RECESSION, BUT GOD FORBID BECAUSE I HAVE INVESTED IN THIS ECONOMY SO MUCH THAT I WOULD EVER THINK OF GETTING SCRAP.
So, would you rather have 4 more years of jonathanhuh
Jonathan performed poorly in most areas but did exceptionally well in some areas such as road reconstruction.
Buhari is here now... the election is over.
It is in our best interest that he suceeds.
Politics › Re: I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 10:36am On Oct 03, 2015
biafranking:
re you now regretting it? We gave you people jimmy agbaje,a credible,eligible and hardworking governor to vote for. You all desist to vote for him because ndigbos sided him.
For over 5months now,lagos state is dry and it look like we have no governor in the state.
My friend,this is what tribalism and party choice can cost the people a quality and vision leader. We need to be careful in making our choice of leaders.
I pray the lagos state governor wake up from his slumber and get to work or lagos state development will be slow as osun state if ultimate steps is not taken.
Southwest wake up
Wake up o.

To your tent oh israel..
The bolded got me laughing. Igbo people supported jonathan out of teibal semtiments despite his abysmal records within the past 6 years.

If agbaje couldn't handle a campaign, na lagos state he wan handlehuh?

Besides, agbaje could've been worse off.
Politics › I Fear Ambode Would Be A Colossal Failure:::::::::::::::::: by magicminister(op): 2:58am On Oct 03, 2015
I voted for ambode but with the way things are going, I am beginning to regret my decision.
Do we even have a governor in lagos state?

Little to no public appearance, zero engagement with the citizens and zero updates on the affairs concerning lagos.
Zero projects commissioned and zero projects embarked on.

In the best interest of everyone, I pray he trumps the positive records of fashola.
Right now, ambode doesn't have my second term vote.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: #60,000 Salary Job Or Masters Degree? Please Advise Me by magicminister: 11:56pm On Sep 28, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
I'm glad you added the last sentence Sir. I once worked with a big private firm that placed me on probation for 6 months with a starting salary of N40k and later upgraded it to N120k after confirmation. I know some banks that do this too.
Lucky you!!

Back then, my probation was 160k.
My retainer was 180k (after tax)
wink

Awon baddest guys
Crime › Re: Gang Revenge: Mob Kill Man Who Brutally Murdered His Elder Brother In PH by magicminister: 9:59pm On Sep 28, 2015
I tire for this country ah swear!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: #60,000 Salary Job Or Masters Degree? Please Advise Me by magicminister: 9:14pm On Sep 28, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
Is it a job that will provide opportunity for advancement? Do you have a passion for the job you're being offered? If you eventually get admitted, can you 'conveniently' finance your Master programme?

The decision is up to you to make. Just remember that the master degree programme will always be open to you but the job may not, considering the current situation of the country. A bird at hand is worth fifty in the bush.
Wish you the best in your endeavours!
Except a federal or state job, i dont think any company that starts you up with 60k would have room for advancement.
This opinion is largely based on my personal experience and years of being in the corperate world.
Family › Re: "You’re My Father" -Student; "No, I’m Not, Please" – Ex -lawmaker by magicminister: 10:59am On Sep 27, 2015
[size=18pt]loool your momma was a hoe!![/size]
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Station Where No Motorist Can Be Innocent (punch Newspaper) by magicminister: 2:02pm On Sep 26, 2015
nawaooo

I hate NPF with every fibre of my being but when i encounter them, i am often very polite and friendly.
It goes a long way to play the fool in the midst of those low self esteem individuals whose only claim to power and success is their ak 47 and their black uniforms.
If i have a loose change, i often give them since they are perpetual beggars and im a perpetual winner!!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN ARMED MAN!
SOME OF THESE POLICE MEN ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND JUST LOOKING FOR A CHANCE TO UNLOAD!
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Davido's UK Album Launch by magicminister: 11:36am On Sep 26, 2015
Lol nice


Can somebody tell sina rambo he aint shit without davido.
Shina rambo can never blow in Nigeria cos of his cocky behaviour yowards fellow industry folks...

Loool... lets see if he will perform in any show not headlined by davido.... fucccking idiot!!



Shalla to davido ... God make u bigger
Health › Re: How Fast Food Restaurants Land Nigerians In Hospitals by magicminister: 10:11am On Sep 26, 2015
I have been a victim of food poisoning numerous times.
The thing i noticed is that most of these "poison" centres will refuse to show you their kitchen if you request to see it.
Any restaurant that knows what they are doing should be proud to have customers over to their kitchen but that is not the case in the poison centres in Nigeria.

I used to live the fast food life; going to fancy and expensive restaurants and i paid the price.
There was a time i used to fall sick every month.

Nowaday, i try to cook for myself and when things get too hairy, there is someone i invite to cook for me.
The only thing i buy outside now is snacks and i buy it from the restaurants i can trust.

The situation is really appalling.
In the developed world, even the smallest restaurants meets up with standards.
The "street food" in the developed countries are also hygienic.

Everything in Naija just get k-leg..

Lord deliver us.
Politics › Re: CBN Boss, Emefiele May Resign Over Buhari’s Order To Change Colour Of naira note by magicminister: 10:56am On Sep 24, 2015
GudluckIBB:
Emiefele can go if he likes.

He contributed to the our falling Naira by recapitalizing Bdc segment.The Economy was stable before he came about recapitalizing bdc's and immediately after that exercise dollar jumped to the detriment of the Naira which made them devalue.

It will be on record that it was in Emiefele's regime that CBN devalued the Naira twice.He has not made any pissitive impact since he came in.

If you want to quote me, first of all, ask those working in Zenith Bank and they will they you how clueless he was when he was the MD.
if only people like you knew what emefiele has done to save this economy from total collapse.... if you knew eh, would worship his shoes!!!

Emefiele is a genius!!
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill 2 Policemen, Bank Staff, Cart Away N25M LG Salaries by magicminister:
[size=18pt]Sorry to the bankers that lost their lives.
I am happy about the death of the policemen.

All policemen will die miserable and painful deaths.

Amen!

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Events › Re: A Deaf Bride Weds A Deaf Groom (photos) by magicminister: 3:47am On Sep 23, 2015
I[b]m normally a gansta, but this made me smile,

How can I reach this guy??
I am moved to get him an hearing aid or atleast contribute to whatever funds he has saved towards the motive....


Anyone with his contact should please hit me on icevillebeatz@gmail.com
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