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Optimistguy1969:
How will someone born in 1940 be 25 in 1983?

Op, na wah for you o!


@emeijeh , @slawomiir, una don kpai una philanthropist?
Why na?

na that one touch you...how can someone who was born in 1940 be 63 yrs by now...all this werey wey dey disguise up and down

AoA777:
You are welcome to join today.

how does one join

na2016:
Her reaction should have given you this clue already. The same applies if you ask a close friend if he or she does a particular thing and the next thing, they get angry...

No there is always an exception to everything in life,if you joke with me or ask me anything jokingly or seriously and I get angry then you should know I don't like it buh I won't be caught overreacting

Gorillakiller25:
Go to a pharmacist, complian to them,, you may not spend upto 5k...
They'll give you injection too, I think.

Next time avoid unprotected sex or go and marry

thanks

it will go, its just seasonal allergy n nothing more[/quote]seasonal keh ‼️ which Kain season be this egbami �

[quote author=Shugavee post=104342278]Abeg I like ask you , here na hospital?[is this an advice or suggestion pls]

Dear sirs and ma's it just happened to me... my first ever time contracting a s3x related infection but truth be told na me loose guard,buh e don happen that aside my symptoms goes like this
Itching on my genitals and rashes don't know what it is....any suggestions or advice

Monogamy:
Aboniki or panadol extra, which one should I gift you?

for the pains right ❔�

Oga this your Tori no dey add up.....how did it go from "fast food" to "jollof rice and chicken" abi when did jollof and chicken turn to fast food for this Nigeria....well lemme mind my business,Sha be lieing anyhow content creator

[quote author=ruggedtimi post=103510360]It might be a drug deal gone wrong, cos Na like an elite team Na hit the house but I don't think the c.i.a has a hand in this because hit smells like something drug cartel hitmen could do...riddle you with bullets [/qouote]
Or better still the CIA could paint it anyway they want it....if you know you know

Valkan:
Mine was in 2009 we scheduled a meet but had to reschedule since she wasn't living close though,on that day I was excited cos we already had more than chemistry online,well after the date I was disappointed not that she was ugly but jeez aunty was always on the phone during the date at a point I wanted to throw away her phone but I decided not to instead me as sharp guy just brought out my own
since I no get anybody to call I just enter Facebook na so we just sit there till I decided we have fooled ourselves enough paid the bills and left reached home deleted her number and blocked her and didn't even call to know if she has reached home and up till now she never call not that I was expecting her to

have you ever thought maybe you bored her..look at it from that angle

ba7man:
Borno alone is almost twice the size of the Southeast with a sparse population density......and Chad, Niger and Cameroon for terrorists to run to when it gets too hot.

You guys in the southeast are in an area roughly half the Borno with a higher population density and surrounded by tribes that don't give a toss about your chest beatings.

Do the maths.

can you imagine what you just said"borno is twice the size of the whole of southeast" get your facts straight bro

mrsoludomeka:
That's a good news,courageous youths.no more raping,killing,destruction of crops in our biafra land by the uncivilized fulani herdsmen,the best way to bring peace is violence.God bless "igangan" ebonyi state youths,God bless biafrans and God bless nnamdi kanu.

igangan Ebonyi state....ion get it

Siwisheswereesh:
You think we fear military

OPC was formed during Abacha era FYI

lmaooo.....FYI i'm Igbo born and brought up in the Southwest and I can tell you based on experience that yoruba tribe is most military-phobic tribe in Nigeria,quote me anywhere ‼️‼️

Ammishaddai:
Why has my tribe suddenly become of interest to you? Oga, I'm from the Niger Delta region and if your thick skull can't comprehend that, then you're more dumber than those touts posing in that picture

oga please identify your self...Niger delta no be tribe nor an ethnic group it's the name of a place??
I stand to be corrected ‼️

Kaduna1stson:
All these wouldn't have happened if RUGA was approved. Does This governor Have The Interest Of his PEOPLE at heart?

Life matters.

may God almighty punish you mightly for this rubbish you just spewed here may you and your generation never know peace....so because ruga wasn't approved in Oyo state is enough reason for this senseless murders
I repeat may you never know peace insha allah

Grace001:
Rest In Peace... We live to die

the world will miss you

check my siggy buh make sure you live to make an impact...shalom

[quote author=justjify post=102420

They are not on Twitter maybe

Following the ongoing Twitter saga... something crossed my mind because I've always believed that the definition of madness is doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results unless the federal government is just a bunch of mad people...
What about the pattern that's already showing in all their actions and inactions, what if it had been a planned systematic and calculated pattern of behavior,what if they know actually and exactly what they are doing, believe me there is an agenda here though not crystal clear yet... but I can assure you we are getting to the climax very soon that I have seen �️�️

IamGreen1:
Governor Akeredolu please kindly watch your tongue because this statement of yours is not necessary.

are you sure about that...do you know what it means that a sitting governor is this vocal about happenings in the country if you are not wise now then it's about time to get wise

careytommy37:
.Why do they keep attaching GEJ's name to this man's assassination?
This man had long abandoned GEJ and PDP. He has been a stalwart of APC for years now, going to far as to supervise the 2018 gubernatorial primaries that produced the present APC governor of imo.
To me this is the height of diversion and character assassination.

this is getting interesting by the minute

helinues:
Toh, yet no politicians dead or alive that get political relevancy in Nigeria like Jagaban of Borgu land..

Oya dispute that

come again bro....you say jagaban of where❔

Engrgeneral:
There was this lady i tried dating while i was doing my higher degree, she was in 400L then and she told me i am like a brother to her. I tried all i could but she was like she had a husband already. Fast forward some time in 2019 that she got aware that i did some small travel, she started following me bumper to bumper, but as a sharp guy, i heard that she got jilted by her supposedly husband. Some time last week, she has been calling me and have been like she can't trust guys and all she expected was that i was gonna try again when I told her I am not married yet, she stylishly told me one of her friend is getting married and she hasn't bought the clothes, sh e expected an answer like i was gonna send money, me i just told her God go provide, from that moment, she stopped calling. For her mind, na me be that maga

bro no dey dull yourself ooo..see as free toto dey knock your door
In olamide's voice
To ba pe ninety mo shi ma jembe

I've been here before though not as blood brother, therefore anything I tell you is strictly from experience...
1-you need to set your priorities my dear once you get that,you would come to see everything much more clearly I call it pshychological warfare...master it and Everything else will fall into place
2-Make sure you get an agreement with your brother as to when he is going to settle you because that's very crucial too
3-control your emotions as a man,never ever lose control of your emotions....I repeat never!!!
4-stop seeing them( your in-laws)as evil Messengers of the � buh rather see them as hurdles you need to cross in order to get to your prize, for everything you get in life there is always a price to pay
5-No matter what remain humble.....take mine as an example i was your age doing dishes in a house that had two teenage girls the oldest of the two was not even agemate with my third sibling yet I did it...if your bro can get them to do chores around the house then fine but if not overlook it and move on
6-remember tough times don't last but tough people do coz the patience you excercise today would be the strength you will feel tommorow
7-dont underestimate the power of prayer in anything you do...be vigilant and stay woke
8-be quick to hear,slow to speak but more importantly Act as the occasion demands....and you will be fine,it's not easy I kid you not when I say this

Hope you haven't gossiped her matter with somebody else
Just curious though

Are you sure this one is a male crossdresser.....local man cannot can again
Please I want to unsee what I just saw

EddieCAD:
That's not a bridge, it's a box culvert. No amount of heavy downpour can wash away any bridge

you haven't seen anything yet

ishowdotgmail:
Am just here to speak my mind, that mod who banned me for a month+ go hear am before 7days. Na me talk am

Lolz really...buh we all know that "Not all dreams come true"

EzzyCarter:
Yemi Alade: last card
Haters: Not yet, oya pick two

exactly lmaooo

Unfortunately you got the job...
That's sounds like there's another episode to the story

I hear people talk about RESTRUCTURING,buh I don't think that's the solution to our problem. it might be a right step in the right direction though....but you have to know that to RESTRUCTURE there must have been a STRUCTURE in the first place which sadly we never had in a real sense of the word
So let's first REDEFINE the whole entity then we proceed to the next stage

I wish he would accept this request.....oooh how I wish he could