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Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by magnetik(m): 8:22pm On Sep 28, 2023
Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.




Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

When else this is happening you should play a porn video and loud the volume
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by magnetik(m): 12:49pm On Nov 02, 2022
brandmix:


Both parents typically sign the consent letter anyway.

I would expect that the main applicant should draft, but at the end, both names and signatures of parents should be included.

What if the father has died and main applicant is travelling with children?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by magnetik(m): 12:46pm On Nov 02, 2022
jagbasneh:

M.A
Cos, IELTS general ukvi, tb, pcc, pof if maintenance isn't tick inside ur cos, passport data page.

Dependant partner.
Tb, pcc, marriage certificate, cos number of MA, pof if maintenance isn't tick for the own family, passport data page.

Baby
Tb, birth certificate from national population council, cos number of MA, pof if maintenance isn't tick for the own family, passport data page, consent letter to be sign by both parent.

After u submit application online, u will do biometric on the date u pick when submitting ur application. Hope it help

@jagbasneh. What if the husband of main applicant has died, but main applicant is travelling with children as dependant, does she still require consent letter?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by magnetik(m): 2:54pm On Mar 23, 2022
swankylay:
Pls can OND / HND apply for Ecctis certificate too? I'm asking for someone. . Even tho she recently acquired a university certificate but not yet ready. She's a nurse already working at a primary Healthcare.

No. It's from university degree
Celebrities / Re: Singer, Tekno Reacts To Video Of Publicly Dancing With Strippers In A Van by magnetik(m): 4:10pm On Aug 04, 2019
healthserve:
Only weak mean take actions they later apologize for

Only weak men do not make up for a wrong doing.
Politics / Re: Abdulrazaq Shifts Democracy Day Celebrations To June 14 by magnetik(m): 7:03pm On Jun 10, 2019
mankand:
When a leadership lack ideas they seize every opportunity to embark on a holiday

Go school u no go. Read u no fit read
Politics / Re: Abdulrazaq Shifts Democracy Day Celebrations To June 14 by magnetik(m): 7:02pm On Jun 10, 2019
Bossjakande:
dats why I dont like kwara pple dey think anyhow and dont act as Yoruba.I even hate to have dem as friend.a day we remember as democracy to celebrate abiola den dese people now do dis.dis is betrayer is better dey cancel it once and for all

Read before chatting shite
Celebrities / Re: "Family First" - DJ Cuppy Shares Photo With Her Family by magnetik(m): 7:53am On Apr 15, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Look at all these beautiful women cry
If I were their father I would Fvck them whether my child or not.
Toto na toto

Eranko

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Politics / Re: PDP Senator Calls For 2019 Budget Increase By N10 Trillion by magnetik(m): 6:59pm On Mar 19, 2019
The suggested increment was meant to increase capital project expenditure, therefore makes sense.

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Politics / Re: PDP Defeats APC, Wins Adamawa Guber Poll by magnetik(m): 6:11am On Mar 11, 2019
Politics / Re: Coalition For Young Candidates In Ogun Back APC Candidate, Abiodun by magnetik(m): 5:06pm On Mar 08, 2019
Anayophd:
Nothing hurts more than to see imbecilic bastard Afonjas, Destined for enormous failures, The never do wells; making front page on Nairaland. This dirty,lily livered, impecunious, useless incestous tribe will never amount to anything in life. GOD PUNISH AND KILL ALL AFONJAS angry

Who took your biscuit

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Business / Re: Nigeria Records Trade Surplus Of N1.44tln In Q4 – NBS by magnetik(m): 6:04am On Mar 04, 2019
Siralgebra04:
The international bodies Atiku said he will run to if there was any rigging are even d ones congratulating Buhari.

You think the international body are blind and doesn't know how corrupt Atiku and his associates could be.

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Politics / Re: Should SSCE Be Made The Least Requirement For VOTING In Nigeria? by magnetik(m): 3:16am On Feb 27, 2019
Karatum:
Let the discussion begin

Does lack of western education makes you senseless?
Politics / Re: Election: APC Speaks On Kwara Elections by magnetik(m): 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2019
kollinz1234:
Kwara people, they have used u people remaining to dump u. You people had the number 3 citizen of the country from ur state and gave him up because of O TO GE yet Tinibu who is politically no where in the herrachy of the country is enjoying yorubaland and no one is shouting o to ge. Have sense u will not have sense. Mumu ppl

You see, the thing is that kwara has been under Saraki dynasty for 40 years. Kwara also happen to be one of the oldest state in Nigeria but there is no substantial development in the state even compared to Osun state a very young state. Kwara really needed the change , it's just eventually have be now. I also wish the same change for Lagos even though I prefer APC but I'm against Godfatherrism.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Adjourns Hearing On Onnoghen’s Appeals Again by magnetik(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2019
vicdom:
cheesy
Any which ever way the verdict goes. What's certain is that BUHARI shall be sent to his herd of cows by weekend. Insha Allah!!

Pillock
Politics / Re: President Buhari Handed APC Flag At Akwa Ibom Rally (Photos) by magnetik(m): 5:58am On Dec 29, 2018
CilicMarin:
At this point, with this kind of unequaled crowd that came to welcome the President, INEC should just declare Buhari the Winner, instead of wasting Money, conducting Elections next year..

Who is this??
Politics / Re: IG Report Confirms that Politicians ordered Senate Seige by magnetik(m): 10:08pm On Aug 09, 2018
Really
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: Adeosun Blocks $16.9m Payment To Malami’s Lawyers by magnetik(m): 8:51am On Apr 10, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:


Those Lawyers might have signed an agreement with Previous Presidents to get a 5% cut on any recovered loot. If there is such an agreement i doubt if Buhari can stop this percentage cut

Why comment? If you can't read.

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Entertainment / Re: 7 All Time Wrestling Legends by magnetik(m): 6:52am On Mar 30, 2018
Mighty Igor ?

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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Faults Oyedepo’s Claim On Defection Of APC Members To PDP by magnetik(m): 10:44am On Mar 19, 2018
judecares1:
YES
Post has nothing to do with the president directly.
Did u read through?

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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Faults Oyedepo’s Claim On Defection Of APC Members To PDP by magnetik(m): 10:41am On Mar 19, 2018
judecares1:
A GOOD PRESIDENT DOES NOT COMMENT ON EVERY ISSUE

What?
Culture / Re: I Am 'Osu', My Girlfriend's Parents Rejected Me Because Of That - Man Reveals by magnetik(m): 10:54pm On Feb 14, 2018
Please use your sense small abeg.

letusbepieces:



BIA! THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY.

THE gods CONSTANTLY WANT SOMETHING NEW.

THE ENTIRE YORUBA TRIBE WILL BE AN OFFER TOO GOOD FOR THE gods TO PASS IN PLACE OF THE HISTORICAL IGBOS INITIALLY OFFERED.

THE ONLY REASON WAS BECOS, WE HAD NOT DISCOVERED THE YORUBAS THAT FELL FROM THE gods AND CALL THEMSELVES DEMONS.

WE OFFER YORUBAS IN EXCHANGE FOR THEM.

THE gods WILL BE ELATED TO BE REUNITED WITH DEMONS THAT FELL FROM THE SKY.

FAMILY IN EXHANGE FOR OUR IGBO FAMILY TAKEN FROM US BY THE gods.

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Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Nike Unveiled New Super Jersey For World Cup by magnetik(m): 6:25pm On Feb 07, 2018
Looks nice.

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Celebrities / Re: Pasuma And Basit, The Blind Boy To Record A Song (Photos) by magnetik(m): 10:42am On Jan 12, 2018
Becka021:
Tho i appreciate pasuma for the kind gesture...but why him(the blind boy) sit for ground for the other photo??
e no look pleasant

Guess you didn't play d video.. he sat on d floor to enable him use d plastic bottles he was holding as his beats.

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Politics / Re: Bisi Akande Trumpet Bridge, Gbongan Osun In Pictures by magnetik(m): 9:54pm On Jan 11, 2018
OmoEpe:


The more i read your comment the more embarrassed i get for you. Am from Lagos but had projects doing in both Ede and Ekiti between 2013-2015. Due to the excellent state of the roads for the 2years i was living in Osogbo while driving to Ado and other Ekiti towns daily. Even as a Lagosian i still plan to have a house in Osogbo because of it's livability. Presently am about commencing sourcing agricultural products from Osun to Lagos because of the state of roads which makes accessibility easy.
I schooled in OAU but i can tell you that Osun has NEVER had it this good. If indeed you a an indigine then you are sorry to say, one that points his father's house with the left hand.
Irrespective of political affiliations Aregbe has out perform all APC Govs with the exception of Lagos and history will justify him
Please if you are too ashamed to acknowledge his exemplary performance for Christ sake do yourself the favour of keeping quiet. Am sure it won't cost you anything to6
Shalom
Even myself not from Osun, I'm just thinking of investing there right now due to the developments I'm seeing.
Religion / Re: Lord's Chosen Church Member With Tire In Action (Photos) by magnetik(m): 6:11pm On Jan 07, 2018
Not a member though, but sometimes when the spirit of the Lord is upon your soul you will dance like David danced.

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Travel / Re: Driver Kills Masquerade In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by magnetik(m): 8:49pm On Dec 21, 2017
Egungun be careful na express u dey go!!

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Politics / Re: The Politics Of The Cross (why Bribing The Guards To Lie? Matthew 28:12-15) by magnetik(m): 3:08am On Nov 04, 2017
Isaiah 6:9
And he said, “Go, and say to this people: “‘Keep on hearing, but do not understand; keep on seeing, but do not perceive.’
Properties / Re: Four Storey Building Collapses In Ilorin, Injures Three (Photos) by magnetik(m): 1:11am On Aug 19, 2017
PEPPERified:


Guys just dey vex for nothing. the number of 4-5 storey buildings in awada and Nkpor alone alone is more than that of 3 South Western states put together.
#Who_No_Go_No_Know

in some of these areas, you would hardly find a bungalow or a"single decked" building out of 50 in a street.

FYI ilorin is categorised as a Northcentral state capital and not SW.
Awada or Nkpor I don't know and don't think it's that important for me to know. With all this your bragging you still perceive yourself as a 3rd class citizen anyway.
No be so?
Properties / Re: Four Storey Building Collapses In Ilorin, Injures Three (Photos) by magnetik(m): 7:24pm On Aug 18, 2017
PEPPERified:
how many four storey buildings dey for Ilorin wey one done dey fall...

Abeg ooo, hope no life was lost.

How many dey your mother's town?
Religion / Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by magnetik(m): 4:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
Luke 14:10

But when you are invited, take the lowest place, so that when your host comes, he will say to you, 'Friend, move up to a better place.' Then you will be honored in the presence of all the other guests.
Politics / Nnpc Discovered 21 Wells Full Of Oil In The North by magnetik(m): 6:14pm On Oct 11, 2016
NNPC is putting last touches to a comprehensive framework designed to herald the intensification of exploration activities in the Chad Basin – According to the fresh reports, the petroleum corporation has so far drilled 23 wells, 21 of which have potential of full prospects of oil – Nigeria engaged a British company into the exploration that is already working in the Lake Chad region to put efforts together Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Whatsapp
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