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Romance / Re: Dating A Woman With Kids by MagnumPI: 11:54pm On Aug 09, 2012
fresh_dude: Fcck! This post nearly turned me epileptic...

Aha, why? The thing dey flash too much?
Romance / Re: Dating A Woman With Kids by MagnumPI: 9:22am On Aug 09, 2012
It's hardwork jare.

My family has accused me of driving away all potential suitors for my mother.

I mean, seriously? Come on! The woman, na born again christian slightly moving to a deeper lifer. Which man in this day and age want buy cow without tasting the milk? Especially when that cow has a calf?

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Romance / Re: Mirror Mirror ...on The Wall. by MagnumPI: 9:15am On Aug 09, 2012
Yeah mehn, I get b!tches fighting over meh like crazy and I be phucking em like crazy.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 3:16am On Jul 30, 2012
kandiikane:

Huh? That's very rude of you! I hate it when people see me as a sex object. angry

B!tch, shut the hell up! As long as you are a woman, you will be seen as a sex objection. Now, bend that sh1t over!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 3:10am On Jul 30, 2012
kandiikane:

Nothing really, just eating some m&ms and watching videos on youtube.

Cool. Well, b!tch I have been thinking about you and the thought of those lips around my shaft just makes me hard.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 3:06am On Jul 30, 2012
kandiikane:

Nigga, you see how boring and lame this sh*t is? No excitement, at all.

Yeah, b!tch. I am bored, myself. What are you up to?
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 3:02am On Jul 30, 2012
Nothing great? Ok!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:50am On Jul 30, 2012
shymmex:

The slut had to learn english but still can't speak nor write it.. bwahahahahahaha

That's a product of learning under trees like fvcking monkeys... cheesy cheesy

I bet the slag has a tail as well.. grin grin

Why do you look like you smell?

MsDarkSkin:


LOL a challenge? grin

No, he isn't challenging enough.

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Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:48am On Jul 30, 2012
~Royal~:
I produce 30 page threads often ....shymexx can't produce shid without me

Writing that niqqah name next to mines is an insult.

This thread was sitting here for over a week with "1" page..untill i participated...even with him(shymexx) talking to himself on multiple accounts...

RoyaL=Star Power...i stay trending.

You can't even roast the nigga now.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:43am On Jul 30, 2012
shymmex: Only fans save fake pics of their idols..

I guess I'm your idol, but stop following me around..

Let the guy do the chasing and NOT the other way round, ok?

Son, why are you denying your face? That's sad.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:42am On Jul 30, 2012
My pet's pet won't touch you with a 6foot pole.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:33am On Jul 30, 2012
The nigga threatened to hack into nairaland and run the system down because his ugly face got posted.


He now sits denying his face? Lawd, have mercy!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:30am On Jul 30, 2012
Does anyone remember this photo? When his ugly azz got posted he posted THIS photo to prove he was not ugly.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:25am On Jul 30, 2012
Look at that damn neck!!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:14am On Jul 30, 2012
Ok, so this nigga talked about fuking fine azz girls? Nigga, that baboon looks better than the b!!tch in the picture and the b!!tch looks better than you.
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:12am On Jul 30, 2012
~Royal~:
@Msdark

Magnum is Kandii

Hell, naw! I am not that thick lipped b!tch!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:11am On Jul 30, 2012
Shymexx, why are you so GOD DAMN UGLY?!?


Your mamma fuked that baboon in that video?
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:08am On Jul 30, 2012
~Royal~:


No, she Sierra Leone and Gambian. I wrote it right the first time h03

rofl!
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 2:07am On Jul 30, 2012
shymmex: I got my fans/stans thinking everyone from London is me, like I'm the only black guy in London.. grin grin

Legendary power, only shymmex can pull that off..

NL hall of fame!!! cool

Is this not you? Why are you denying your face, son. You are ugly accept it.


This b!tch of a guy looks diseased.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by MagnumPI: 9:42pm On Jul 28, 2012
Onila- internet virgin by day and world wide ashewo by night.
Sports / Re: London Vs Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony: Which Was Better? by MagnumPI: 9:39pm On Jul 28, 2012
shymmex:

Educating you on how to articulate your points in a precise/concise way, without the other mumbo jumbo crap you posted earlier.


Look at this nigga? You are trying to educate someone? How can you educate someone when you did not finish school? Nigga, educate yourself first!
Razzmatazz mudafuka!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by MagnumPI: 7:10pm On Jul 28, 2012
Pastor? How much of the tides and offering go in your pocket?
Sports / Re: London Vs Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony: Which Was Better? by MagnumPI: 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2012
Ayoo, shymexx! Where was your ugly a*s during the ceremony? Cleaning the toilets?
Culture / Re: Jamming Spot For Londoners And Britons... All London Slangs & Twangs Are Allowed by MagnumPI: 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2012
mruknaijaboy: yo g i jus see one thread wer da mandem on NL r tryna go in on u fam, tryna say bare shit bout u n dat, whats wrong with dem man der? why did dey do dat?

Shymexx is the fakest nigga on this forum. He goes around as if all the girls want to phuck him but the nigga is the ugliest mudafucca on this forum.

Tell the nigga he is living in a dream world. Many of the chicks on this forum won't let their pet's pet phuck him.

He is a loser straight up.

He smells and he has nothing going on for him.

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