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samx4real:
My biggest career mistake is studying Engineering in Nigeria and becoming a teacher to make a living because of lack of job.









Big shit

It seems Engineers are not given the priority by government in Nigeria. Why should an Engineer be jobless in the 21st century?

nijaomegacode:
There is this girl at my church. We are in the choir unit together. She appears to like me as she always smiles at me and will move closer to me whenever we are talking. I am 25 and she's 17 and we kinda have a platonic relationship. Three days ago I gave her some money and she appreciated it. She even told her parents about it. That day I invited her to my house but she didn't come. When I asked why, she said she fell ill. I decided to invite her again and she came yesterday. We talked a lot and I told her I really like her. Her reply was that she is seeing someone. I said no problem we can be friends. To this she agreed. I tried to entertain her with drinks and some snacks but she refused saying she doesn't take things from just anybody. I made her understand that I am not doing this because I want her to say yes to me but as a friend. Still she refused. She stayed without saying anything or eating anything for almost 2hrs. Finally, she left after I asked if she has anything to do at home which she said she has to cook for her brothers as their mom is not at home.
The problem now is, today I sent some money to her (through her younger brother) because she told me she will be going to camp tomorrow. To my surprise she returned the money saying she did not ask me for it. I am confused. Is she playing hard to get or she is not just interested in me? Pls your advice will really help me because I love this girl and I will like to marry her.

OP Read this part of the Bible Song of Songs 8:6-7 . Take note of this part below:

But if any tried to buy love with their wealth, contempt is all they would get.

2nd-ly, that girl is too young for you, people like you make young girls stay away from church because you make it unsafe for them. I can only imagine what heaven would be like with you when you go chasing the angels.

The first two pictures it says on the top left (My son, Beggar.) then underneath it (Death). I hope this isn't a self prophecy for this young man in the pictures.

I am quite fascinated with the words on the third picture though (top right). ''If anyone tries to buy love with his wealth, contempt is all he would get...." Hmmm. Food for thought for Nigerian men and women. The world is a lot more difficult now with almost every woman selling her love for money.

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Frankraj:
PROJECT 50 BILLION NAIRA.

Stand up for what you believe, because you can fall for anything.- Les Brown.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there. The ability to stay FOCUSED is the key to winning.

The GOAL is to keep MMM Nigeria strong and standing. For us to achieve this, there must be a healthy balance of PH AND GH.

I CHALLENGE every participant who has ever gotten HELP from this community.
Anyone whose life MMM has touched;
Anyone whose family got better in 2016 through the HELP of MMM COMMUNITY;
Anyone who paid rent with the HELP of MMM;
Anyone who got married with the HELP of our Green MAVROS;
Anyone who bought a new car;
Anyone who started a business with the HELP of our Green MAVROS;
Anyone who bought a plot of land;
Anyone who built a house;
Anyone who moved up the ladder of FINANCIAL FREEDOM;
Anyone who paid medical bills;
Anyone who paid school fees;
Anyone whose life has changed for the better through the HELP of our Green MAVROS;
Anyone who has ever written "Together we change the world in their letter of happiness "

I CHALLENGE you to stand up for what you believe.

Stand up for THE CHALLENGE TO SUSTAIN MMM NIGERIA. JOIN PROJECT 50 BILLION NAIRA TODAY.

The Magnificent Power of Crowd Funding:

We have approximately 2.5M participants in MMM NIGERIA, with each of us creating a request to provide HELP of 20,000 today which will not be matched till the freeze is off, see the maths:

20,000 Naira X 2,500,000 participants = 50 BILLION NAIRA. FIFTY BILLION NAIRA.

It is not about a few people doing a lot, it is about lots of people doing a few things.

Pls, keep reposting.

#istandwithMMMNIG copied as received.

So who pays the 30% of the 50 billion (65billion) back to the 2.5million participants who would provide help in the end? This model is bound to crumble at some point even if not now. All the people who invest in this Ponzi scheme don't give a f**k whose ox is gored.

Zedoo:
And they dont distinguish between single and married men... They act like they are all the same and claim self righteous about tempting a married man

I wish I knew the answer to this too. I never quite understood why they comfortably do this and expect peace when they get married. They bring curses to the innocent man they will later marry and his household. Some men who were faithful for years in courtship suddenly change after marriage due to the Karma following their wife from their single days as husband-hunters. Lord save us from Karashikas.

Men, please marry good women, a bad woman's past sins coming to hunt her can lead you to hell.

This thread made Front Page? Un-f****-believable.

The truth is, more women try to use men than men try to use women. A man finds out he is being manipulated out of his cash, he decides to keep her for what she is, a paid service. No woman is forced to stay with a man if she doesn't like how she's treated, Men cant really use a woman, cos women themselves are always only in relationships to use men to gain something that benefits just themselves. If they don't see something to keep them around they would not waste a second more in it. The men are simply doing what she agrees to do in exchange for what he gives her. Its called 'symbiotic relationship' bruva (They all use each other).
I wouldn’t do this personally, heck I ain’t even interested in relationships at the moment, but that’s how I see things play out from the experiences of those around me.

judeefcc:
i just dey picture the show for my mind cant wait for Saturday to reach she go cry i swear i will tell them to yab her well

Lol

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]Lols that's true bro
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judeefcc:
i know the boys when i go hire , them wicked die

Lol . A man gotta do what he gotta do to save that relationship from heading south bruv.

judeefcc:
gbam make sense thanks bro

You more than welcome buddy

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]Hahahahah lols like that wicked Shaa but e go work.. What if she bit the children
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Lol, the most effective form of reprimand(advice) come from children because you are supposed to know better than them.

Try this, tho its a bit dramatic, but works everytime.

Pay some kids in your area to make fun of her lousy weight. Then when she comes crying to you that she wants to enroll in a gym, take her there personally and enroll her.

Simply give it to him x7 times more on your wedding night. He wont be upset when he finds out it was only 7 in your past.

ameezy:
Yes

There you go. The answers to what you seek are within you. Best of luck

Divay22:
Bravo

True story

ameezy:
No sir my trouser was in good shape

And the first point? You do understand the codes behind these questions, do you?

ameezy:
Ahh trouser zip ke

She might have seen something she thought was funny

ameezy:
I met a girl today
When i was talking to her she was smiling and replying
She was talking to me and she was looking at me in the eyes i was very shy i can't look at a lady in the eyes
I like her though bt i don't know how to tell her
Am just confused it's my first time though .
Please guys i need ur answers

Two questions

1. Did you have a sticker with "MMM GUIDER" boldly printed on the car you leaned on to speak to her?

2. Did you ensure your trouser was properly zipped before engaging in conversation?

If your answer to the above is No, then you just found your Eve.

After making a solid decision, follow it to the very end. Compromising on a solid decision for any one person could compromise your happiness.

majorbravo:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You became an MMM
So I put a freeze on you

Forgot to add, it's for a foe

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You became an MMM
So I put a freeze on you

Nigerian Ladies and their cellphone-contact names right from time

They are done with Senators (aka my alhaji -1999)
They are done with Offshore workers (My Oil well - 2000)
They are done with E-Fraudsters (aka my yahoo Maga - 2006)
They are done with Kidnappers (aka my militant - 2007)

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Now this is the latest trend: (My MMM -2016)
2016 should be branded: The year of the MMM. It's now an aspiration for youngsters to become another Chuddy of a sort.

I dedicate my FTC to all those who are concerned about Nigerians and the economy

Possible reasons

1.You are either an only child or last child

2.You have been through a heartbreak that robbed you of social disposition

3. You need someone that really understands you.


I can't do anything about 1 & 2, but what you want is a solution to number 3. I currently run an experiment to match people whose social inclinations are identical, I find that people in your category(introverts) are a lot more social with other people who share similar traits as its easier to come out of your shell when not threatened with the overactivity of extroverted people. PM if you would like to take part in the experiment. Cheers.

The dude in suit in that 3rd picture tho? Care to caption what he might be thinking?

They look like they are constructing the Ponzi-scheme pyramid. With a certain Mavrod at the top .

Well I guess God just saved that young lady from contracting HIV or some other disease from your randy self.

Long time ago. Still laugh about this with my friends, She was half german. So I learnt german just to stand out from the crowd and it did work. But it was all jokes, we became good friends but never dated.

Sotenna:
Mine Slapped me silly!

She was really a beauty back then.

I wasn't exactly the richest kid during my secondary school days. My crush thought me one important lesson. She thought me about CLASS.

I was just a nice kid, all I had was my good heart, something my parents gave me, I never knew not everyone would appreciate it, so before I met her and her slap I never knew you couldn't love a rich kid if you ain't rich yourself.

Well, I manned up and told her how I felt about her, she felt embarrassed and to cover up and maintain her reputation, she slapped me, I felt bad and I left. I later learned from my best friend that that girl is reserved for the cream of the class, the rich guys, and also learnt that the girl's folks were rich.

After that day I became a different man, I started seeing women differently. Till we left school she was never comfortable seeing me around, she was as guilty as f*ck.

Well, I got to slap her back during our last reunion (literally speaking).

I don't know how it happened, but I grew up, I became handsome, and wasn't poor anymore. And I came to the reunion, never remembered her, never thought I'd see her either, I was fixated on seeing my guys.

I crossed a fat well dressed expensive looking lady when I got into the school compound, I noticed she was looking at me intently, I threw a glance at her and moved on, I wasn't keen on knowing a fat lady. Later on when the celebration has calmed down a bit I noticed her staring again, and then I looked at her very well, and Lo and behold it was my crush "the one who slapped me."

She approached me when she felt I've recognised her, then I told her right in her face in the presence of my secondary school best friend, that I don't know who she was, she tried explaining, and I told her I cant remember knowing anyone her size in my entire life.

...and she was damn quiet for the rest of the day.

How is this supposed to be your first love tho? lol.

Yea my first was a girl in 5th grade. Some bullies gave her a pair of scissors and were trying to make her cut off the tail on her pony doll. I came to her rescue and she hugged me so tight with tears in her eyes. She called me her hero. Its the first time I ever felt I was so damn important.

Believe this story at your own peril. I don’t even know what I’m typing.

A well timed look could say more than a thousand words can. So I say...Give 'em the look.

Mine wasn't really eventful but I remember one I found on nl posted by the quoted moniker below in 2012.

Well it wasn't me dat it happend 2,but i was in d car too(my co learner)..... It was a frnds driving skool,he offered 2 help me learn,so on dat faithful day,i was bhind d wheels taking instructions 4rm my frnd....but there was dis busybody at d back seat(cos if its nt ur turn 2 drive,u will seat at d bck seat(co learners))d busybody kept on shouting nd also instructing me.lyk he is nw an expert.telling me wat 2 do nd wat nt 2 do.i bcame angry nd came down 4 him 2 drive(even d instructor was angry). So we asked hm 2 drive...he was all excited nd jumped in nd even refused listening 2 d instructor,b4 we knew it,he zoomed off.at 1st he was doing fine,then he increased his speed nd d problem started. We got 2 a bend,he didnt slow down,at 1st i was comfortable tinking he knws wat he was doing,nt until i looked at his face nd saw him sweating nd panting,i tapped d instructor nd held his shoulder...meanwhile d "SABI GUY" was still on full speed nd there was a thick bush in front of us.i nd d instructor sensing dat we were heading 2wards d bush,started shouting"march break,march break". D guy removed his hands 4rm d steering nd bent his head down looking 4 d breaks shouting"wey am wey am wey am". (4 my mind i say"i die well,na who send me ehhhhhh"instructor dey shout "jesus ehhhhhhh"...we just entered d bush wit full speed nd kept on hitting nd falling plants untill we were stopped by a thick plantain plantation....d instructor nd d busybody were slightly injured....when we came down,d instructor gave d guy a very big slap nd heavy kick..but i couldn't do any tin(cos i was shaking all over,nd praising God silently). Mehn 4 two weeks i no near motor,it was d instructor nd my mum dat persuaded me 2 go bck nd continue(4giv my english pls

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Why did you give your number in the first place?

Now the Big Question here is:

What is the difference between a wife that can't cook, a wife that doesn't cook well and a wife that won't cook?

I personally would prefer a wife that can't cook but willing to learn cos I can teach her the basics, then just like I would with the one that doesn't cook well, get her subscribed to some youtube channel with brilliant recipes.

But a wife that doesn't like to cook (wont cook) is at danger of losing her family. Her children would not develop that bond a mother has with her children, and her husband might be ashamed to invite his friends and family to his house for a home cooked meal.