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How is this in the Romance Section

Na wa o, nairaland.

Nairalanders and attention to detail is like Buhari vs Jonathan.

Anyways this is my reply

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Simple na
Walk up to any girl and shout "woo" three times [/color]

Lol.. This is the most hilarious thing I have read in a while(so far in 2017) .

brandydaniells:
this my bae can u compare her with that bag of breast at the top of this thread this my bae can u compare her with that bag of breast at the top of this thread

Look at the nerve on this dude! You dare post this filter-ridden pix to compare with OPs natural beauty?

No thanks but I'll rather have the bag of breast if I were the OP.

shanicemel:
Really ur story is false because all d girls you are hooking up with are all ashawos and oloshi. A real woman with confidence and dignity wont fall for your tricks when you are not even related to Dantata or Dangote. Ok you ve made FP and replies oya abeg try front oga. NEXT

I know this isn’t really my biz but I might be missing something here cos I just don't get it. How does being related to the above names (Bolded) make one attractive to the supposedly real women with confidence and dignity?

Bnimz:
My humble opinion, this shitt aint real. not the post o.. the apologies. She might be feeling bad now due to some circumstances but that doesnt change the fact that she has the tendency to stray when things go bad or when "brighter" opportunities come around... That tendency will remain within her. Bros, a girl that left once cos she saw a better guy, will leave again or at least stray again under the right circumstances.

No risk am bro. Aint worth it.

This right here is the best advice for you OP. These kinda girls aint loyal. She is being apologetic now because she feels Karma has caught up with her. Back in the day, I fell for this BS. Trust me it didn't end well, I learnt the hard way that 2nd chance is for losers. She is doing this cos she was betrayed or disappointed by Mr Ministry Man. Try getting back with her and send a super duper rich friend she doesn't know about to ask her out, and watch her dump you like a pack of cards and fly. Concentrate on being a better you bro, date only courageous women who have demonstrated their ability to intelligently make and follow a plan through in other things, these indecisive mofos would only ruin your life. Peace.

Bitchvibe:
Reading your piece just took me back to memory lane where I suffered worse from my first car than you. A piece of advice. Next time you want to get a car, do not involve anybody but yourself and a reputable mechanic. Not even your family member. Go yourself, make sure when you've paid, you give the car to someone that would bring it down for you. No matter how tight your schedule is, do it when you are free. I repeat, do it yourself or its gonna be another story.

I hope you get over the loss.

Story of my life. No one would take the pain to inspect a car as thoroughly as you the buyer. I learnt this the hard way. But it was a lesson well learnt.

Samson, police be on the lookout for DELILAH

I know Elma but didn't know she had a celebrity parent? Who please?

And it's Godwin not Golwin

worworgirl:
Omg I love this , what is he doing ?

Looking at cartoon pictures. We all did when we were babies.

No 7 picture baby looks like Donald Trump

Merry Christmas Nairaland

The truth is that the OP must be going through some hardship and he is upset that his woman isn't contributing much to alleviate the condition but rather whinning and nagging him about responsibilities that are meant for a husband while he is not yet a husband.

Well let me tell you something man, every woman would nag you if you cant provide for her and her offspring after planting it in her. You want peace? You want a wife who would respect you and call you her Lord? Make money, lots of it. Trust me, If you make alot of money today, she would never nag again. Nagging is a woman's way of saying she isnt happy with the way things are, some women would do something about the situation, not all of them would, others nag. But if you are blessed with a nagging woman, yeah it's a blessing because you can channel this energy resourcefully. Place her in control of what she nags about and you would have the most resourceful person ever. If not for anything, it would keep her quiet.

This is why we warn young men to desist from sex till they are mature and comfortable enough to take care of a family (after marriage). Cos if while unable to purchase a pepsi can at the local store, you get a girl pregnant, aint no way in hell anybody's gonna let you live like a single man afterwards.

That girl you put in the family way has got just one life to live bruv, and she's not about to see it get ruined when the man responsible isnt even bothered about making it right, She'll give you hell! oh yeah she will, you can bet on that!

It's pointless going after another woman, some women are independently smart no question, but no woman is a complete dumbo, she only seems so if the man is a greater dumbo at harnessing her intelligence for the family's good. Concentrate on improving the living conditions for you and your girl, at least she has demonstrated intelligence with the teaching thing.

Dude, you can start planning your future together, and look for creative ways to harvest her intelligence to multiply your streams of income together. If anything, nagging and bypassing your phone security proves she has an analytic mind, use it for the good of the family, that's why you the man.

Women also nag when they are confused or don't know how to please you, Teach her tenderly and gently, she's not left you because she cares about you, show her love and start talking more about your future together and listen to her ideas, trust me if her mind is engaged in this manner, she would spend less time trying to nag you and instead brag to her friends about how blessed she is to have you.

saweide:
How would I convince the other lady
It seems she felt in love with me too
But u never disclosed my past to her
Before my nagging wife called her on fone telling her to distance herself from her husband
I really like this lady not becos of the money but naturally and by her character
She is humble, submissive, jovial, honest, Godly and which other qualities I can't find in my so called nagging wife

Pls can anyone advice me on how to convince this lady?

Her last word to me was that I should never in my life call her if I don't want to see the wrath of God

Does the bolded look like a woman that is humble, submissive, jovial, honest and Godly?
op women always behave that way till they know you in and out, she might turn out worse than your present nagging wife after 5 years.

NuFarma:
It depends on how you're applying the red pill knowlege. I don't know anything about you but, I guess you're using the knowledge for game

The red pill exposes the true female nature- regardless of age. You should try reading from married & divorced red pill men.

game? Not at all. I'm a realist if you must know. All I do is ensure I know what I'm getting into before I actually get in. The fact I know so much about something doesnt mean I'd take it for granted. That's why I said 80%. The full red pillers are mostly in it for fun. I use it for knowledge cos I'm a knowledge freak. But of course you dont know anything about me.

NuFarma:
So you know about Briffault's law? You know about the red pill ?

Yeah I know about the red pill. Not exactly sure I subscribe to the entirety of this stance, but I sure know 80% of reality shows ladies are what it says they are, at least when they are a lot younger.

HARDDON:
Aint gono do jack ...

He's a shy guy...woreva that means...lol

Analysing d text, one can easily tell he was rambling , uncordinated tots!
If he had tried this physicaly, he wudnt last afta da first line. He wud hv frozen.



Reminds me of secondary sch days when i was a luv letter consultant.
Success rate 50/55 Until i won d principal's daughter for one idiat senoir who somehow let d cat outa d bag because he cudnt flow the lines in d letter.... he confessed, some how mentioned my name as d author. She came testing my lyrical prowess, unknown to me, n b4 i cud blink, she was head over heels for! Oh d
Punishment! .

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"With pleasure, i pick my pink pen n here i perch with your tots carressing my meek mind...."


Wen i was a child, i chilled childish, now a man, i toss childish tins

Now I must say I'm impressed with your understanding of these things. You do know your onions. A lot of guys really need to man up and be the man. How the hell does a lion eat grass when there's meat to be hunted down? How do we tell these fellas that they got to realise their potential and be the man rather than a disposable item for females.

Tbh i didnt read his epistle in detail, it freaked me out 2 lines in. Whatever he had to say would have made more sense in person, yes of course he needs the right words but even the best intentions could be misunderstood when presented in text to someone who knows or thinks little about you. Why? because she doesn't know him in that manner (at least not well enough) to appropriately imagine him saying the words she's received in text, therefore that makes solo texting the worse way to bare your mind to a female.

If she doesn't already know him enough to have an attraction that makes even the mere scent of his aftershave turn her on, a brilliant one-sided text (lacking back and forth conversation) wont suddenly make him metamorphose into a hot guy in her mind. So its not just the words that matter, but the person behind the words can make a lot of difference. If he took his time to build his man-portfolio, he would need not say much, his presence would say a lot more. And if afterwards he goes back to a short text, it would be even more potent at that point cos its coming from the guy she is physically attracted to. Not the words but the imagination of him saying those things to her would do it.

JPENG:
Bros next time, try to arrange meeting with her for eatry she go even snatch d phone from her brother's hand kon dash am slap again

Like seriously, I don't understand why the guy wanted to meet a girl he has never met physically but online for the first time in her house. How gullible can one be? what if she robbed him or was actually a gay dude fronting his sister as a bait to rape him? Does he even ponder on the fact that this girl doesn't seem scared to invite a stranger to her house?

Zceesneh:
he made some points buh immediately he ran out of points, asin i will find work for her slibings?

You misunderstood my point. It was an example, not an obligation. Girls don't need you to physically do these things, they need to be sure it can be possible if they needed it, that's what makes you attractive. It gives them a sense of security and protection. Guys that meet this are at the top of the chain and can steal anyone's girl and they can't control why they would feel such attraction to him.

It's philosophical, I thought the op was mature enough to understand the coded information I gave him cos this is a public forum, but I have given up on him. Now in plain terms, when you have quality life, you wouldn't go applying for jobs for her siblings yourself, the quality of your social circle would naturally make things a lot easier (people who owe you favours would do all the ground work to facilitate things). This is the idea: If you have a high status such that is enough to find a job for her sibling, it demonstrates your ability to provide for her and your future family. Have you wondered why women marry a high status man or king as a 7th wife especially if the other 6 look happy? It's not just how much he has but the fact he has demonstrated he can cater for 6 women and their kids comfortably, and the 7th doesn't mind joining the bandwagon. That's why a stingy man with a lot of money isn't attractive to female folk.

The principle of Natural selection, women desire men who can cater for them & their offsprings. Now while no one expects you to wrestle a lion to prove you are worthy of becoming a father in 2016, they want a man who is capable of solving life's puzzles and conquering threats in whatever form they come, they all want a promising and exciting life with no serious barriers, that's why they need a man, you are supposed to be barrier-breaker (it's how they are wired to think) .

Kenshinmunac:
I would rate myself 8 and girls I go after 8, I don't go for anyone below my standards

All these questions you just asked of what I can do, how many guys out there do anything and are in happy relationships??

If it's money I can help my lady out.

Believe me, such guys aren't dating 8s. Unless they are 9s themselves. Probably their girls are 4s.
Now why don't you try those things first? What makes you an 8 without an interesting life? There is something those guys have that you don't seem to project. Quality of life experience is what the girls love about them, even if they aren't cute or rich, they have a certain appeal girls aren't immune to.

Girls don't rate a pretty boy as even a 6 if he presents himself as geeky or has an uneventful life, and its not always just the money, money is just the fastest way for a girl meeting guys on first impression to determine who's got an interesting life, cos chances are, men with a lot of money are highly connected and have an interesting social life too, so you need to understand that women rate men differently from how you rate them. Visit my profile and check the video I posted in my 2nd thread on Briffault's law.

SlimHan:
Am tired of all these Nigerian guys. They are not romantic,full time sex freak,they cheat and makes it hard to believe there is true love. I love variety and want to try out obodo oyinbo guy for true love o. So I need tips on how to meet one (not interested in juju things o)

When you say oyibo, do you mean those in Nigeria or Abroad?

GoggleB:
Let me make it a bonus

Thumbs up

Body language, eye contact and a reassuring voice would have made this more potent than this cowardly text. That's why he should take the pain to meet her physically and when the time is right, be a man.

OP add this as an update to number one. Girls are perfecting their craft by the hour and you have to keep up with the jones.

She doesn't receive calls or chats while you are together
What sort of girl stays the weekend at your place and never receives a phone call or text? She comes over to see you without the phone she's been using for chatting you up, she shows up with a calculator type phone and tells you a cooked up story about the other phone(you hear "i'm charging it somewhere" or "the screen is bad and I'was too embarrassed to take the phone along" etc). Because she doesn't want her other clients to chat text her while she's busy with you and so you don't look up her messages. Gone are the days when she just has to change sim, now she'll change sim or just phone or both cos if internet works, her clients can still reach her. And are you wondering why she's not bothered about the other guys ringing and getting a not available tone or not having their messages delivered? Of course she has another cooked up story to tell them when she gets back.

Rayhandrinni:
you, your own is worse.... see your brows... you look like jabba the hutt from star wars

Lawd have mercy.. Was this meant for someone's daughter? There is Gawd oo!

Where is the bestman and bridesmaid?

Girl you tha side chick. The other girl is the main chick that's why he asked you to take down your comment and not her taking down the post, that's also why he has her picture on his birthday and not yours, that's as well the reason he was having a nice time with her at his sister's wedding.

If that girl meant nothing to him as you say he told you, she wouldn't tell you otherwise while still remaining that close to him. We guys are very sensitive when another girl tries to ruin our relationships(especially one that we don't wanna lose), your guy ought to have warned his friend to stop ruining his relationship by telling you she's dating him, instead he went further to elevate her in front of his family at the wedding ceremony, which of course proves you're the side chick or you used to be the main chick but he's dumped you for her even tho you don't know it yet cos he doesn't have the balls to tell you, just waiting for you to take the door on your own.

Like seriously dude, how do you really get them to lose interest so quick? cos I literarily have no interest in them but they keep troubling me.

Okay, on a more serious note, what would you rate yourself if you were a girl looking for a guy on a scale of 1-10?
And what do you rate the girls you go after on a scale of 1-10?

Now this is the man-thematics= If she's a 9 and you are a 4, it wont work. If You are a 7 and she's a 8, still wont work. But if you are 9 and she's 8, then you stand a chance. You either have to go up the scale or change your preference to those girls far lower on the scale (Which if you are anything like me, is not an option).

Now how do you climb up a few more stories on the Ladder? Your swag must be Lit. She's gotta want to fall for you, merely asking a girl out is not enough. A cute face and pocket change aint gonna cut it.
How is your sense of Humor? How Organised are you? How interesting is your life? What is the quality of your social circle? How many dinners do you get invited to? How many exclusive places do you have access to that she and her friends would love to go? How many connections can you establish to help her sort her little affairs out once in a while?(like her little bro's just graduated and needs a job, she needs a guy to sort him out, are you that guy?).

These are the little things girls drool over, they don't need a boyfriend if all he can offer them is sex, at least they don't see how good you are in bed before they decide they would date you or not. What they see is what I posted in the previous paragraph or the lack thereof.

Get yourself fixed before inviting a girl into your life. Then ensure its easy for them to see what your life is about. I'm not saying you fake it, Simply Be it (and it won't even cost you money). No girl can reject you after being given a glimpse of heaven(your world). Thank me later.

True that OP, another culprit is Nigerianwood or Nolywood or whatever its called. Ladies see these movies and think life is that easy.

In some of these movies, Some wretched illiterate guy would push dirt-carts for 10 movie years and get hit on by the President's daughter and in 3 days(also in movie time), he already owns 5 houses in Eko Atlantic. So they expect everyman to fit similar profile. If Movies were meant to be taken as a true representation of society like Nigerian girls believe, why did the Nigerian President's daughter marry a Billionaire?

Why are some people being racist on here. There's nothing wrong with interracial marriage

Mr Bjmotors. If you don't place prices here no one would take you serious. How would you feel if someone offers you 100k for a car worth 100million on the phone? You would have saved yourself and prospective customers valuable time if only you followed the procedure others here use. They aren't fools for posting their negotiable prices on their ads you know. Just thought I'd let you know.