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U carry Nokia 3310 take am go mechanic office say make them put u whatsapp!

You eat chinchin, mess flour. You eat akara shit 2 mama weh they fry am. You eat moi moi shit raw beans. You carry ladder say u wan climb mountain dew. You go chemist dey price pormoh. You sabi lie satan consult u for advice. You marry obange born anti christ. You mess 6 angels fall down, abi ur mess na angelicides? You eat iron sleep wit ur wife she born robot cop. One old mama surround ur village nobody escape. You go beer palour wan drink beer they give u fanta you drink u cun high.

Yap I observed it! Full eclipse of the sun see pix.

Adebayo Tobi Moses (ATM)

This is very obvious from English language point of view. It said the brother of Goliath! Not goliath him self. I don't knw the version u were using but pls note that they are other false translators whose business is to get ur money always go for an authorized version of Bible whose source u can trust. Also, just cuz u read a single scripture doesn't establish any truth. At the witness of two or three or more the issue is establish. U only brought one uninteligent interpretation of scripture which certainly u didn't read well cuz u cant differentiate brother from the actual person. I like someone's analysis up dis post he/she brought abt two scripture clarifying ur ignorant post! I quote: "study to show urself aprove unto God a workman who nid not be afraid, RIGHTLY DIVIDING THE WORD OF THRUTH". Again, "study to be quiet"! Don't be in a hurry to air ur views without first researching diligently abt it. No offence!

Number 11: Alomo

Mtn= Mega Thieves in Nigeria!

and also, who they call spider insect? they are arachnids not insect. Who again they call scorpion insect? Take una time ooo!

Hmmm end time tinz

Lol

I was posted to yobe, thinking on redeploying to akwa ibom. Does anybody know of any agricultural firm there?

I remember one drunk man that was kneeling down and politely greeting sheeps and rams on the way. He greeted them gently 'good evening sirs'. Of course they are animals they wont respond, so he got angry and blurted out 'i greeted you people gently, you did not reply, later you wil be the ones to say we should be greeting our elders'. Very halirious indeed.

My friend, there is nothing superstitious about this. Thank God it is part of my expertise 2 study animal behaviour attitude. 1. U need 2 realize that bat sometimes behave like rats, they can sqeeze in to any tiny space especialy through d celling. I suspect u are living in an upstair apartment? 2. In my area, u wil b amaze 2 see d tiny spaces dis facinating creature creeps in 2 live in d celing during d day. 3. I also suspect it is an insect bat, cuz there are 3 kinds of bad which are: insect bats, fruit bats and vampire bats. But dnt worry down where u are there are no vampire bats, we rarely encounter them here in Nigeria, although, they are locatd in other states, they are usualy responsible for the spread of rabbies. 4. U nid 2 realize that they are noctonal animals and get 2 rest during d day in a dark spot. Im sure your room is very dark when you are not around? Try 2 encourage the entrace of light even if it means openin d curtains when you are not around, it will keep them uncomfortable. Lastly, check again meticulously, u are definately going 2 see sumwhere at the top where they creep in. Dont be suprice if d hole u c is tiny as i said b4 they can squeeze in.

5much: what name do we give to this kind of love?

its calld Chrisbrownic and Rhihannitic kind of love.

May his soul RIP. I know now US will be very happy, innitialy Hugo Chavez was acussing US of giving(inoculating) him with cancer while he went there as a form of restraining him because they saw him as a treat. Well, i discreetly do believe it is true because in time past they have been known for using diseases e.g. Anthracnose, etc. To fight wars. US together with Israel always tend 2 incapacitate any thing that poses threats. Well, just as Hugo himself said "the US government gave me cancer".

Wow! In less than 2 years c wat they have achieved, no wonder they tend not 2 be intimidated by D Americans over d striaght of Hormus if i rightly spelt it. Last year was a cruise surface 2 surface missle they developd 1 of a kind and also a ballistic missle that can be directed 2 any cardinal using satelite. Well, less c wat their scientists who happend 2 b lucky escapee 4rm death wil manage 2 create after this. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Whose there? ISREAL

Well as for me i have catalogue of names: when i was in nursery school they call me gluton, why because i can consume anytin edible dat comes my way! As i advanced to primary level they gave me roborobo becuz i hav very big, cospicious white shinning eyes! As i improved to my secondary sch level, they gave my longman or sinonymously cald dictionary! Becuz i always carry abt a smal dictionary and could probably then tell all my coleague d meaning of very word they mutter. Well as i sky rocketed 2 d university, i wal cald j r i gave my self dat name cus its american short form of saying junior which is my house name. Finaly, as i reached my final year, sum people cal me mr. pres, mr. secretary, and finaly palapala- palapala meaning one who polices your money why? Because i was d secretary of a comitee dat colects money. Hope u are al entertained!

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u can imagine that there were up 2 30milion sperm tryin 2 get 2 d ovary but only 4 made it. It definately means these kids has got a purpose comin 2 earth 2 fulfil, dnt make any rash decisn now because its worth d investment in d future. God has brought them 2 d earth 2 fulfil 4 uniquely different purpose.

its a good tin u've realised dat wat u've bn doing is wrong dats jst d first step. The 2nd step is 2 renounce it, that means stoping it tellin her that it is over and comin 2 d throne of grace 2 receive 4givness, and he said it in his words that he is faithful and just 2 forgive u. But beware! Others wil try 2 remind u of ur past life bt kip this in mind that he wil 4gv and remember ur sins no more. Hapy recovery!

these are all cute baby names u can name him: xiaxier, bon voyage, cornelius, linux, hercules, zues, alexander, if all these names are not enough may be you can call him Gaddafi!

i will definately knock d yahoozee out of his life, no child of mine will bring bad name into my family!

well, i wil likely tel u dat 4rm wat i've read, d relationship is not compactible, i'm not askin u 2 take any hastily judgment bt advising u on some facts, if she realy cared she would have kept intouch wit u all these while not until she found out about ur work status. U want a relationship dat is built on love nt a self centered one. And i knw 4rm d look of tins she has blinded u wit her beauty, dnt b deceived bt pray and b patient and let God confirm it 2 u.