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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny New Dictionary Words From Nigeria by majorgr: 6:54pm On Apr 04, 2015
poster, it is Jegaquin oo and not just Jega. The medical cure for Orubebetitis is JEGAQUIN!
Jegaquin can also be taken as a sedative and a calming agent.
it is currently in a capsule form, but scientist are currently working on Jegaquin syrup so that the average Nigeria affected or having the symptoms of orubebetitis can take it to prevent orubebetitis.
Religion / Re: The Demonic Activity Behind Pornography (exposed) "Must Read" by majorgr: 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
Actually, what we call demonic activities are the works of the flesh. The Bible clearly tells us that fornication, adultery, covetousness, inordinate affections are the works of the flesh. the truth is, no one can force the devil to make you sin unless you willingly agree with him and do these things. therefore, we are our own worse enemies and not the devil. the Bible say let us mortify the deeds of our flesh and he used a very strong word - mortify which is to kill, to put to death. in other words, the devil has little influence to us unless we yield to our inordinate fleshly desires then we permit the devil to do more. pornography is the work of the flesh, to get out, we must put to death our fleshly desires and renew our minds with the word of God. the Bible say better is a man that has self control over his own spirit than a king who rules over an empire. key word is self control. God wouldnt tell us to have self control if the innate ability to do so is not in us. we all have the ability to self control, but we knowingly and willingly make bad choices.

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Religion / Re: the sonoflucifer is dead... by majorgr: 9:54pm On Mar 26, 2015
God is not a murderer, He has no intentions of killing, it is the thief (the devil) that kills, steals and destroys. God said in his word that i am come to give life and give it abundantly. Therefore, any one commanding God to kill someone is unscriptural, a lot of folks dont know this but it is ignorantly using the name of God in vain. so who ever you are, pls note that God wouldnt kill you and if you die, it would be the devil who kills you and not God. God is love not death.
Romance / For Those Who Marriage Is Their Priority. by majorgr: 9:03pm On Mar 16, 2015
For those who marriage is their priority, sanu!!!
Religion / Re: 7 Year Old Girl Reveals That Adeboye,tb Joshua, Others Will Not Make Heaven by majorgr: 6:18pm On Mar 13, 2015
its so suprising to hear adults believing a seven years old child who havent even gotten any fomal education, which knowledge is limited and not even broad enough to match those men who had gotten more than 50 years experience in ministry and other matter. aint we becoming more permitive?. seven years old child that still needs discipline and an education only a dumb human being will authenticate the message of a 7 years old child without consulting the integrity of the bible. she say she went to hell, to many fiction movies is still in her mind jor.
Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by majorgr: 12:43pm On Nov 24, 2014
JMAN05:


who are those to be ruled and how did they survive? You ve nt answered the question.
just go and read it for ur self, don't let me do ur studies for U. No offence. When u read it for ur self there will be no need for me to say anything. P.S. I will not be posting any messages here henceforth. Tnx
Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by majorgr: 5:11pm On Nov 22, 2014
JMAN05:


Who are those to be ruled?
pls read rev 20:4-6 the Bible actually say we shall reign (rule) with christ for the first 1000yrs in which Satan was in the bottoless pit before his release. By then, Jerusalem will be the world's head quarters and the nation of the world will report directly to the HQ and any nation that wud not accept Christ authority will be severely punished. For further studies pls read through the whole book of Revelation it says more than I culd actually quote in chapters and verses. Tnx
Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by majorgr: 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2014
dolphinheart:


Need scriptural prove to ur statement
they are all in the book of Revelation! Read through then u will see exactly what I said, if I begin to put scriptures and verses I wud bore u a lot and space and time might not suffice me. The best I can do is to direct u to the Book of Revelation read through and do ur own reading ur self, then u will see exactly what I told U. Enjoy as u read.

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Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by majorgr: 9:26pm On Nov 21, 2014
Funjosh:
Returning back to Earth ke, Is it the same Earth that would be destroyed afta rapture or another one
After rapture or correctly said after the catching away of the church, there wud be immediately the great tribulations which will last for about 3.5 years, in which 144000 Jews wud be saved, immediately after this, we are told that Jesus will be coming back with His saint and will rule for 1000yrs in which Satan wud be cast into the bottomless pit. Yes, before the new earth and new Heavens. We are going to rule the earth with Jesus for a thousand yrs before the adversary wud be released from his pit to deceive the world to fight Christ. This could only mean one thing, we are coming back home but this time to rule with Christ.

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Religion / Re: Must A Christian Speak In Tongue Before He Could Make Heaven? by majorgr: 11:20am On Nov 21, 2014
Whether u speak or not ur ultimate goal is not to make heaven but to advance the kingdom of God here on earth. Remember, blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth, also, another part of the Bible said: the earth wasn't created to be empty but to be inhabited. Always keep this in mind, heaven is just for a while we shall return back to earth that was created for us after the tribulations.

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Send Satan To Earth??? by majorgr: 11:42pm On Nov 07, 2014
Actually God did not send satan to the earth. If u read carefully where in the old testament it talked about God casting satan and his cohort to the earth it is translated in the Hebrew word wilderness, English scholars when translating it used earth but it wasn't the earth. It was a kind of spirit wilderness where God being just, stripe satan of all kind of authority and cast a proud spirit to the low less of places. That's why satan sought to come to the earth cuz he wasn't comfortable In the wilderness he was banished to. Also, if u read carefully in the book of luke, where Jesus said He beheld satan fall as a flash of lightning, notice carefully Jesus didn't say he beheld satan fall to the earth, but simply said fall. He said this purposely, remember Jesus also brought to our attention that when a demon is cast out it wonder in the wilderness seeking rest but findest non... Does this bring to our remembrance what I said about the Hebrew word meaning wilderness from the old testament? Finally the only other places in the Bible that use the word earth relating to satan's banishment is the book of revelation, where the Apostle was relating to a vision in which satan was cast down to the earth. Again, it is pertinent to know that the Bible wasn't originally written in English so we must go back to its epimological instructions to understand this, the word earth use in this content in the Greek suggests it is another region, not practically earth, this kicks in our wilderness that was translated in the old testament and also in the statement of Jesus. I hope I shed small light on this.
Religion / Re: How Come, Nigeria Is Not In The Bible by majorgr: 12:05pm On Oct 09, 2014
Because Nigeria was not yet a nation when the Bible was written!
Religion / Prophets (seers) Are "Intercessors" by majorgr: 12:15am On Oct 09, 2014
Spiritual visions are God given. When given, don't be satisfied seeing things or knowing them spiritually but press on to their prevention. If what you see is bad or depicts doom, you may also avert them. How? By constant "intercessory" prayers on what you have been shown; unless the Lord specifically tells you that it cannot be averted or you shouldn't pray about it. Too many prophets or spiritual men when shown things in the spirit are so excited to share these visions without taking time to hear from the Lord stages by stages on what these visions could possibly mean and if it can be averted and how? (Isaiah 28:10). It is true that we see in parts and prophecy in parts (1Corinthians 13:9) but on visions relating to imminent doom, God is showing us such because there is and there can be something done about this. He is not showing us just to prove to the whole world that He is God and also there are prophets (if He is the almighty God, He doesn't even need to prove Himself). No, far be it from God. We understand God will not do anything on earth unless somebody invites Him to do it; Ezekiel 22: 30: And I sought for a man among them, that should make up the hedge, and stand in the gap before me for the land, that I should not destroy it: but I found none. John Wesley in one of his books he stated: "it seems God is limited by our prayer life. The more we pray the more He can move and make certain changes on earth, the less we pray the less He can do this" (emphasis added). You see, such visions given to the church is to aware Christians that they can and should seek His intervention on such pending doom so that He as God can change it. Remember, the scriptures says that the Holy Spirit will show us things to come especially ones that may affect His people.
Now, how do we achieve this? By constant, unrelenting prayers, the more we pray, the more we achieve. Jesus, in His sermons, taught us about persistent prayers.
Actually, these visions are meant to grip our attention because there is no possible way we could have known about the future unless by an art of divine intervention. When we are shown something from God regarding the future, we should immediately acknowledge that the Lord wants to arrest our attention so that we could go deep further in prayers to figure out how both God and we can change such dooms. Notice I used both God and we, why? Because prayer is joining forces with God. God and we are labourers together (1 Corinthians 3:9; for we are laborers together with God...) We should take fully our legal rights in prayers to attack situations that poses threats and extinction to our survival. Most things can be changed!
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong For Christians To End A Marriage Due To Impotency Of A Partner by majorgr: 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2014
As a Christian, u are not under the world's counsel and government system but under the Kingdom of God governmental system. You see, in our kingdom, there is what is called health care scheme, which is better than any health scheme the world can provide. It is called HEALING! If there is a case of impotency, God will heal it and rectify the faults you just hav to bring ur husband to the point where his faith can allow access to the Healing powers of God. I just witness such a starling situation, after many years, a lady who culdnt conceive is now pregnant bucuz of her confession of faith!

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Plant An Evil Tree In The Garden Of Eden? by majorgr: 10:12pm On Sep 28, 2014
Dear poster, I hope this answers ur important question. You see, after the creation of man, God gave man a free will, He did not create a man as an angel that has got no free will. Now, God put the tree of knowledge of Good and evil so dat his man can totally make his own decisions wether to serve Him or not. The tree serves as something dat says "See man I giv u free will I did not mak u a servant as the angels but a man just like God". Creation was perfect, but God has to install sometin in d garden to tell The man dat God wouldn't force him to mak his decisions. Wat Adam shud hav done was to ask God for the fruit if he was curious about it, instead he obeyed satan and immediately the cursing was set in motion and d Blessing deactivated. If God hadn't place that tree there, then creation of man wud hav been a puppet and not a son. God had to place sometin to let him know dat he the man can mak his decisions to love him. This kind of love lasts. A love that u do at free will lasts dan one u are forced to show. This is the genius of creation.
Religion / Re: Why Did God Harden Pharaoh's Heart, Hence Making Him Look Like A Bad Person? by majorgr: 1:03pm On Sep 15, 2014
Oduduwaboy:
So pharaoh is in heaven now? Good. But where is this your imagined story in the bible? stop talking about 'researches' that were not more than the rich imaginations of some extinct church folks. Remember the curse already put in place by jehovah concerning those who add to his word?
nigizjay:
Are you saying God slaughtered all those soldiers and eventually saved pharaoh just to prove who is stronger? Now just because you can read the bible does not make u a bible scholar
I understand dat u are both concerned as to where I got this info. I wud hav showed u in details, unfortunately, I'm typing frm a mobile phone, dats why I culdnt bring out a more detailed description from the Bible. Other source, pls consult the Book of Jasher another archeological discovery jst as the old testament book, it was quoted in the Bible twice to inform readers that if they want confirmation and affirmation they shud read it. The book of jasher states a more detailed discription of wat realy transpired during the book of Genensis, and its chronological order is very accurate and remarkable, it has been interpreted frm its original Hebrew to English for easy comprehension. Now let me giv u the two part from the Bible dat told us to behold it is written in the Book of Jasher meaning as good scholars of God we shud research it: joshua 10:13 and 2sammuel 1:18. Afterall the Bible said at the witness of two or three the matter is established I hav given u two witnesses frm the Bible asking scholars who wish to further their research. I hav been researching the Word of God now for about 8yrs, I woundt hav much time here to decipher all it states in the Bible now, bt it is a remarkable experience to get to understand fully the book of Genesis in details. I strongly suggest u shud study this book it was written in striking resemblance of the scripture. Afterall it was even quoted in the Bible and many other such saints in the Bible also quoted it including Stephen before he was stoned! A note of warning it is more dan 400pages, and be careful not to get the ffake one, many people of old tried to fake this book, to help u, the word jasher is from an Hebrew origin, it is not d name of any prophet as some may hav written wrong material using this name, the word jasher means upright, in other word, it is the book of the upright. For the other poster, note carefully, I did not say pharoah went to heaven I said he later came to the realisation of God supreme powers and belived, whether he went to heaven or not, I do not knw, I'm simply telling u wat happened back then. Thank U.

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Religion / Re: How Didyou Feel When You First Spoke In Tongues? by majorgr: 1:20am On Sep 15, 2014
Hmmm, when I first started speaking in tongues, it was in 2007 I finally got to release my faith to begin with. I had always prayed for it, asked God for it but it never occurred. I kept researching why, or is it dat God rejected me? Till one day I was fortunate to attend a Student fellowship in campus in 2007, they prayed for all those seeking the Spirit, all spoke in tongues except me. Infact I was extremely angry. After the service I met the speaker, explained to him my flaws. He went on to tell me dat it is me who is suppose to speak and the Spirit will flow, I didn't understand wat he meant I jst told him dat I culdt do it. U see dat was a big mistake, cuz dat wasn't speaking like faith wud. He was so patient he took his time to help me, finally I was ready, I started hearing strange words dat I had watched a pastor spoke wit on TV. I jst thought to giv it a try then suddenly I started speaking in a language dat sounds some how like French,or a Russian language that was wen I finally released my faith. I was prophecying at first, but up till now I'm still disappointed that no one at dat time culd help me interpret wat I was saying, cuz I knew it was an important message frm God to me, gradually my tongues changed from a known language to an unknown one. It was the most beautiful experience ever, since then I hav been helping many people to be filled wth the Holy Ghost. To help some people I wud say, don't expect the Holy Ghost to do ur speaking for u, first start speaking in faith then the Spirit will giv u utterance as d Bible state. Wen u ask God for Him, He wud honor ur request, He wudnt giv u a serpent or a scorpion which are demonic spirits, but life flowing burden removing, yoke destroying Power, which is the Holly Ghost.

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Harden Pharaoh's Heart, Hence Making Him Look Like A Bad Person? by majorgr: 6:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
If u culd research deeply, at the end of everything in the deep sea, God sent an angel to remove Pharoah from the see so he culd finally get to see His miraculous power and wonder at it. Pharoah at the end of everything believed God and worshipped Him. That's why the Bible said for unto this purpose you hav been risen to see d miraculous power of God. Yes he was jst an instrument whom God used to show forth His wonders, but at the end of it all, God had mercy on him and delivered him from death.

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Religion / Re: Please Help Me To Explan This Verse by majorgr: 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2014
If u are a born again believer then u are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, a peculiar generation as d New testament states (the word testament means covenant or agreement). The Bible says the Blessing of the Lord He makes rich and adds no sorrow. In the book of Galatians it states Christ has redeemed us frm the curse of the law been made a curse for us, for it is written curse is anyone who hangs upon a tree so that d blessing (of Abraham) may come upon the gentiles. In d old agreement they were under the law so God had to treat them as under the law but in d new agreement we are under the dispensation of the HoLy Spirit and under Grace, they were not recreated we are, the whole extent of the law was to introduce Christ and the recreation of life. So there, if u are a recreated human being(a true born again xtain) u qualify for d blessing. The first ever word that stroke d ears of the first man Adam was the BLESSING, and God has authorized us to carry this blessing. So dear, u are the blessed of the Lord. Sorry I cudnt mention the very specific verses and chapters I mentioned frm d above bt rest assured they are scriptures. Do hav a nice day.
Religion / Re: What Can You Spot From This Picture Of The Pope by majorgr: 1:35am On Aug 22, 2014
Na becuz money dey inside...
Romance / Re: Men Seem Less Intellectually Interesting These Days. by majorgr: 1:42am On Aug 14, 2014
Psychologically speaking, men are suppose to talk less. In other words, our brain wiring is made in such a way we find it difficult to maintain a flowing conversation, we are wired in such a way we give solutions within a split second without taking much time. On the other hand, a lady uses both hemisphere of her brain to communicate while her male counterparts only use one side that's why a woman is more of a talkactive person than a male. Woman are wired to solve all their problems through discussions and conversations whereby a male wud keep silent and meditate on his issues. All I'm trying to say here is that it is true we suck when it comes to keeping conversations cuz its our brain wiring we cant help it. I honestly do tell all my female frnds purposely "wat do u want me to talk abt?" I guess its an honest and polite way of letting the ladies know my weakness when it comes to talking much. And o, abt the intelligent stuff while we tend not to reach that topic, in our brain we think a lady is all abt make ups, fashion, kind of girly conversations in which we are ignorant abt. Imagine me approaching u and disscusing abt fast pistol touting cars, football, gadgets and weapons which as a male we all think abt? Wudnt u consider us an alien? Dats why wen we are surrounded by our female counterparts, our brain tries to pin point and step down our tinking capacity in other to somehow relate wit a llady, trust me, wen ur brain begins to do dat, decision making is extremely stressful, that's why we suck wen communicating wit d ladies. It takes a guy wit tons of experience in conversation wit the opposite sex to be able to flow naturally cuz his brain has already stored all his previous conversations while noticing the attentions of the ladies, he rarely discusses anytin new, bt to go to his storage vault and bring abt any subject he might hav discussed wit tons of ladies. So ladies, wen ever a man approaches u wit a distinct subject u might want to consider he's tried dat already on somebody else.

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Religion / Re: Questions About Demon Possession - Nairaland Demonology Experts by majorgr: 9:11am On Jul 01, 2014
Demons are spirits, u cannot see dem wit d naked eyes. In d beginning they were good angels before they err they became corrupt and are evil under d command and subject of their master and master mind of their downfall, Satan. When u use d word demon possession it means under d influence of this beings in ur five physical senses. In other words they hav taken hold of ur sanity and are using ur five physical senses to express them selves. This must not be confused with having a demon in u, which is not same as demon possession. In this stage, u are conscious of ur sanity bt havin a conflicting spirit within u. In some extend u can knw dis beigns resides in u, its jst like an error in a program. They can only be casted by d Holy Spirit and by d Word of God. Jesus casted out devils by d Spirit and Word of God. Now, they hav roam this earth even before we were created u don't want to mess with their intelligence, yes dey are very intelligent creature that's why our human knowledge is very limited wen it comes to casting them out. We must of certainty look for a higher power and authority to tame and cast them out which Is d Word of God and d Spirit of d Lord.

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Politics / Re: Unknown 'Drone' Crashes In Ibadan (Pictures) by majorgr: 1:27pm On Dec 29, 2013
Wait let me ask Ifa

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Romance / Re: Famous People Who Waited Until Marriage To Lose Their Virginity by majorgr: 12:23pm On Dec 24, 2013
How does this put garri on our table? undecided and also thank God u didn't include Tonton Dike for here if not we go beat u until u enter coma!
Health / Re: Photographer Captures Baby Fresh From Its Mother's Womb by majorgr: 12:18pm On Dec 24, 2013
D mother gave birth to d baby with instruction manual
Jokes Etc / Re: HILARIOUS : See What Make Up Did To A Woman With Tribal Mark by majorgr: 9:18pm On Dec 22, 2013
Opposite of original, is China! Guys be careful who you date so that you will not give birth to the anti Christ
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Who Got His First Kiss Yesterday Night!! by majorgr: 9:15pm On Dec 22, 2013
And some people have decided to build houses on Nairaland!
Phones / Re: How To Identify An Unknown Caller! by majorgr: 10:53pm On Dec 21, 2013
By fasting and prayer!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by majorgr: 9:02am On Dec 17, 2013
U carry Nokia 3310 take am go mechanic office say make them put u whatsapp!
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by majorgr: 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2013
You eat chinchin, mess flour. You eat akara shit 2 mama weh they fry am. You eat moi moi shit raw beans. You carry ladder say u wan climb mountain dew. You go chemist dey price pormoh. You sabi lie satan consult u for advice. You marry obange born anti christ. You mess 6 angels fall down, abi ur mess na angelicides? You eat iron sleep wit ur wife she born robot cop. One old mama surround ur village nobody escape. You go beer palour wan drink beer they give u fanta you drink u cun high.

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Literature / Re: Best Books You've Read This Year? by majorgr: 9:20pm On Dec 12, 2013
Hmmm let to try to remember all cuz I read a lot: God's general volume 2 and 4 by Robert Liardon, the hidden man of the heart, the two kinds of faith, the two kind of righteousness, the blood covenant, the new kind of love, advance Bible course- the deeper life, personal evangelism course, Jesus the healer, in His presence, what happened from the cross to the throne, the two kinds of life all by E.W.Kenyon, the true story by Joe Mcintye, understanding the anointing, the healing anointing, faith study course, plans purposes and pursuits, what to do when faith seems weak and victories lost, He gave gifts unto men all by Kenneth E Hagin, good morning Holy Spirit by Benny Hinn, 70 great Christians by Geoffrey Hanks, mysteriousv secrets of the dark kingdom by Timmons CCI, angels to help you by Lester Sumrall, angels on assignment by Charles and Francis Hunter, and rediscovering the kingdom by Myles Munroe the rest I can't remember.
Science/Technology / Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by majorgr: 7:25pm On Nov 03, 2013
Yap I observed it! Full eclipse of the sun see pix.

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