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Don't worry when you reach 35 you no go mind marry from Zulu!

i remembered the day i bought new rabbits, i made a wooden cage and net for them. After being proud of my achievement and my new bunnies immediately i turned my back to go do something, they were already desert to my dog! come see as hungry dogs they divide and conquer. I wan mad that day!

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As for me here are few:
1. Do not store money in banks during the post rapture because as long as they can follow the money they can easily get to you thereby you might be tempted to receive the mark.
2. Learn to survive in rural areas or if need be in uncivilized places because major anti Christ activities will concentrate where they are masses of people.
3. Learn to forfeit all worldly possessions. Its going to be though, people looting and attacking others who have. the economy will be stringent. You may lose your life defending your property therefore learn to forget it till after seven years.
4. Good news, you can still receive Christ after the rapture as my dear poster said do not take the mark!
5.Learn simple camping tricks on how to survive in the woods, mountains or the wild your life may just depend on it. because there would be severe terror people running, killed, crisis and so on. the woods may be your second chance of survival.
6. Learn all manner of surviving tactics you may be responsible for the life of many. e.g. binding of woods, resuscitation technique, sterilizing water to drink, dealing with gases or poison, etc.
7. The most important of all after receiving Christ is to carry your bible a lot of clues and info in there will be helpful during that time.
As for me, I must not miss the marriage of the Church for nothing! and the ceremony's location is in heaven you're all invited. See ya there!

Abortion is not a way of life so dont even consider it. God has given you another chance to feel the caress of a child, to hear the beautiful melodious laughter of a child so dont disappoint him. You said it your self, that the doctor told you you may never be pregnant again and this child is currently in your womb. what do you think? may be this child is the only best thing that will come out of a disastrous relationship.
Now as for your boy friend, having discovered what he really is, begin to plan you life without him, he is not your Lord and personal savoir so do without him, prove you are a woman of substance and can survive without a man. Be a feminist for once! there is one thing i know, and is that the birth of a child always brings good luck unless your conscience is not clear. Abortion is same as murder it doesn't take much awareness to note, a child is a child even at fetus level, remember you were once fetus also. From your post, it is obvious that the relationship is not going any way so leave and reconstruct your self, you can still make it!

very nice and inspiring trend, we thank the OP for giving us such an opportunity to aware the world that the spiritual is as much real as the natural.
Now to recount my experiences, though they were not all that intense because ever since i was a boy God kept a spiritual covering on me because of the works He is preparing me to do. I always ask my self if i was to do something for God why am i not being persecuted nor disturbed like most of the experiences i read here, the Lord told me one simple thing that has been in my mind up till now, He said "your life is hidden in Christ".
this is it! i am hidden that is why the enemy can not see me.
Having that said, i will proceed to tell what i experienced while i was four years old it has never left my memory up till now.
one night, i was sleeping beside my dad in bed, i woke up late while everyone were sleeping. we had a cabinet in the room i was in then and a water flask on top of the cabinet. as i woke up, just by impulse i looked towards the cabinet and saw one white hand without body and arm, just only a hand motioning me to come play with it. i was scared so i woke my dad to see, he just told me don't worry i will give it to the dogs and slept off. i doubt he saw what i was seeing. this incident happened for like 3 nights only the next night the hand put on a playful glove trying to let me know that it will be fun to play with it which i kept ignoring.

the other incident was that we were all in the sitting room watching a movie till it was past midnight. i was the youngest in their midst. after the movie we all told our selves good night and head straight to bed. i was feeling the need to ease my self so i went for the toilet. normally the door was closed, i notice that somebody was at the edge of the door with hands on her chin cover with an old woman's clothing standing sobbing and sad without saying a word. i thought it was my elder sister because i was peeping through at the edge of the door to see if anybody was inside so that i will not just badge in like that. i was thinking it was her so i left to her room to check her if she was in there, she was in her room, i checked all my brother's and sister's room to see if they were complete they were that night all in their rooms about to sleep. so i headed back to the toilet to check again and to my surprise the old woman was still there! i ran to bed and covered myself till i slept off.

the other incident i can clearing remember was in school i was still in primary 1-2 if i can correctly say.
i was not all that boxed up with money in school then so i always admired the rich children that do come to school. One day i notice this very beautiful girl i believe she was in primary 3-4 then. she was well dressed in fact i can clearly remember the details of her hair and dress was absolutely neat and spotless unlike all of us that can play in the mud, she always walks with entourage of her girl friends walking round the school barely saying anything to each other. i had been noticing her for days and i always thought to my self that this girl is way beyond my class so i never imagine her even coming close to me. one day, she came very close to me and for the first time she smiled at me and gave me one very expensive lollipop, you know those days 50 naira was very big! it was from that price. i cannot even afford 5 naira, handing me 50 naria worth of lollipop was gold mind, because of the excitement i hide it inside my front pocket so that my gluttonous friends will not compete for my sweet. somehow (and this was impossible for me to forget food or sweet because i like food and i can eat almost anything those days) i forgot the lollipop inside my pocket and went home. when i arrived home something that my mother has never done before she did that day, she called me and began searching my pocket, lo and behold the expensive lollipop turned into decomposed object in my pocket, my mother almost beat me that day for carrying dirt that she will have to wash but i stood there speechless because i could have sworn to her it was lollipop i didnt tell her because she has been warning us not to collect things from people.

on one other time and this is still strange to me that i have been keeping it inside my self up till now i have never told any member of my family about this because it looks so strange and crazy i can hardly even believe my self, but i am going to say it anyway.
when i was still 4,5,-6 the house that we stayed in was a little bit haunted. we always had strange things happening there. the house we stayed had those kind of terracotta floors that had been spotted with different colours. just for fun i was playing and admiring the different dots on the floor, you know those plays that children do when we will be imagining that the floors are all covered by lava and we are trying to escape, well this time after playing i said let me see if i can see through the floor because i saw one part of the spotted colour shining and attractive. as i looked through it i remembered vividly i saw through a marine world with water and creatures moving fast in it. i was so surprised i didnt look at it again. this is just an ordinary house how come!

the other stories are my experience of victories with demonic attacks. i might tell those later. Thanks and hope you enjoyed it.

If una look carefully she fit be Linda Ikeja in disguise so guys make una no blow the runs o unless una wan miss.

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no, it doesnt mean backwardness nor doom and gloom. like u, i always do have such a dream even though i graduated from university long time ago. first i will like to tell you that d dream isnt complete. you must believe God to dream the remaining part completely.
like mine, i kept dreaming seeing my self writing exams, the first time i got 2 over 10, this made me unhappy. the second time i dreamt the say dream again writing a math exam, i got 4 over 10. it tried but i wasnt so happy. the third and final time i dreamt this dream again i got 6 over 10. since then i have been trice as intelligent as i have ever been to my amazement. this is the lord's doing.
it was a way of God informing me that my calling will be through education cuz for a long time i kept dreaming of such an environment as u say. Currently, i have written close to three books (unpublished), studying for master and intend to go for PhD when i finish. the after math of those dreams were the passion for education it brought to me. so find out your God given purpose before u conclude.

make dem kuku no marry na, abi na by force ne?

is like come and go at the same time...

as e happen to our baba, e go happen to you in Jesus name.

you're to holy abi and you get babe for same house tor, too holy people na father they b oo, no babes attached.

i always tell people you have a mouth, it is use for talking, so use it and tell dat dude ur opinion. period!

abi lagos boys don start operation for there ne?

infact, i no mind make she barb my skull if hair no dey there. after that i go rub rub spirit mak hair grow quick quick.
i fit even come one day say mak she only barb left side of my head the next day i go come for right na so i go they alternate the barbing schedule so dat mak d hair no finish quick. abi i dey lie?

So, a friend of mine was having problems with his math questions in class, frustrated, he wanted to say the math questions were too erroneous as in full of errors, he shouted "the math is too e^rotic" i bursted out laughing really hard that i fell to the floor still laughing. the lecturer was angry at my actions and sent me out of his class, when i gathered my self enough to gaze at mine lecturer's face, i realized he doesn't know the difference of e^rotic from erroneous. i thought to my self I must be in the midst of quite some ignorant folks. know your English words!!!!

from look of things, you have already supplied vital information leading to your age and shoe size, there is nothing impressive here. inother words, if you dont insert your birth year and shoe size the calculation will be wrong.

OP you kept advising your audience to be immoral while still young, i will have to dislike this topic, it isn't safe for our youth. you could advise that in such an age it is time to discover your self and to have a purpose in existing. Bill Gate had a vision in such an age he wasnt immoral as you suggest and today he is celebrated for achieving this. same goes for Steve Jobs he died a hero, at his 20's he was goal oriented and focused not having a foolish one night stand. my God must everything nowadays have to be immoral and illicit? I will have to disapprove your post.

haba na, you cant sue for this kind of cases you can only press charges. or you can report to the police. i dont see any thing sue-able here.

boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the rituals
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!
or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!

hahahhhha this op is very experienced in chasing people, it looks like you have been doing this business since the time of Awolowo. Abeg poster see fine advice!

you're smart, you're loyal, i appreciate that; here, take this money go your buy ya mama a house, here go buy yourself something, TAKE THIS MONEY GO SPEND IT FOR NO REASON.... i smell Dj Khalid

my last girl friend saved my name as "Bovi, body odour" because i am stinking rich

sometimes its just about communication, his differences from your life style should not be an excuse to both of you because human beings are rational creatures capable of changing and adaptation. try to communicate with him gently and lovingly pointing out his flaws and mistake as u correct them with love and also try to know and change those things you do that he might not like. if after doing this and still no sign of change, that dude may not be for you.

so albino no be humans again? later we will be saying most foreigners are racist when we ourselves are racist. by the way it is an international law that a man is capable of making his own decisions from 18 years and above. your dad is only there to suggest to you but not to tell you who or whom to fall in love with, so think smart before you loose that woman of your dreams forever.

the one who holds back, preventing the anti christ from coming is the church and not God because after the church has left, God will still be in earth making sure people still get saved, yes people will be saved during the tribulation and it wont be possible if the Holy spirit is not on earth. it is the holy spirit that make men to be saved and since he is God, he wouldnt be removed from the earth it is only the church that will be gone then immediately the anitichrist will come.

hahahahaha, it's caveat emptor instead of the above. or he could just have written beware 419 and of my son Kimaru

SageNaruto:
u r ryt...
tho I bliv if u luk hard enuf u would see d faint outline of a bottle inside d car, on its dash board, ryt above d wiper

yes i see what you are saying, somehow faint but lets hear what the op has got to say, seems the beautiful lady in the pix is the op her self.

There is no bottle here if you observe well her leg posture did the impression of a bottle the way she stood. look down carefully in between her legs you will see it did an image of a coke bottle.