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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Sweethearts by maklelemakukula(m): 12:08am On Mar 24, 2019
izzou:
grin

Iyeme eh, oh iyemeeee
Iyeme eh, oh iyemeeee
In this life, you reap what you sow oh oh
Iyeme eh, oh iyemeee

Liz Benson na my crush that year grin

I just don't know why I liked her. I wish one badass producer will just drop a movie that will feature some of this legends.
I was watching this movie on AIT on a Saturday afternoon many years ago and Nepa took light...I can never forget that song

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NYSC / Re: Buhari Signs Bill Stopping NYSC From Posting Engineering Graduates To Schools by maklelemakukula(m): 10:52pm On Mar 22, 2019
I haven't been buhari's strongest supporter, but I must commend this move...well done baba(can't believe I'm saying this)

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Crime / Re: Masked Gunmen Murder Globacom Staff In Lagos (Photo) by maklelemakukula(m): 8:26pm On Mar 22, 2019
What sort of stupid news do they carry in this stupid country...how would someone be drinking beer by 6am ?
this is a stupid country...just because the police can't investigate shit probably cos they won't see shishi from the case, they tag him 'cultist' and the matter go end like that.

Even if he's a cultist, find his killers greedy corrupt bastards.

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Health / Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by maklelemakukula(m): 11:47pm On Mar 20, 2019
D44312:
Doctors In The House Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed

Please i don't know what's wrong with me

I'm an 18 yr old boy, I'm undergoing puberty, I've started growing facial, having deep voice but my di*k is not growing

This is making me worried, please nairalanders what do you think is the cause of this

It's already affecting my social life and making me lose my self confidence. I'm already depressed


Thanks in adavance

Mods please help me move this to frontpage
you are an adult and it's very sane to be worried(ignore those telling you jamb should be the only thing on your mind)...now I don't think those pumps and herbs would do anything to help...what I think would totally help is surgery but should be expensive...that said, your main focus now should be on making money(ridiculous amounts of it) so if it costs $300k for the procedure, you won't flinch. You have been blessed with a great reason to make money, don't ignore it.

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Romance / Re: I Gave Him Hot Sex, My Salaries, Yet He Cheated With Bread & Beans Seller - Lady by maklelemakukula(m): 11:34pm On Mar 20, 2019
Could you please tell us why you think you are better than a beans and bread seller?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Female Singer by maklelemakukula(m): 7:49pm On Mar 19, 2019
jiggaz:
Most beautiful? No. She's popular and i love her...

But this babe StormRex is a beauty... Just that her music ministry did not reach her promised land.. cheesy
She's a beauty

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Travel / Re: Money-Laden Bullion Van Crashes In Abuja While Speeding by maklelemakukula(m): 3:29pm On Mar 18, 2019
What's the need of posting all these almost-similar pictures ?

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Technology Market / Re: MTN 1gb@#480 at Fairness Delivery Internet Data services. by maklelemakukula(m): 10:39am On Mar 17, 2019
I'll patronize you, but know it's because I saw your ad on nairaland front page so I'm certain you're legit
Family / Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by maklelemakukula(m): 11:37pm On Mar 13, 2019
adisabarber:


You impregnated someone without marriage and you are now saying she dresses like a prostitute. Just leave her to enjoy her life. If she was so good would she have given you a baby girl without being your wife?
if he was so good would he have impregnated her in the first place?

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Family / Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by maklelemakukula(m): 11:35pm On Mar 13, 2019
Souqwaqif:
Thanks all am really getting enlightened by all your post,I do appreciate your time
are you a child ?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by maklelemakukula(m): 12:50pm On Mar 10, 2019
For the records, Lagos is no man's land.

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Education / Re: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by maklelemakukula(m): 12:04am On Mar 10, 2019
Jiang:


Don't you mean thats just you want to see & believe, You carry a whole country with millions of Muslims. but because of a few thousand who use the name of Islam for violence, You decided to condemn over a billion Muslims who practice Islam.

My brother if Islam is really about violence, I ASSURE YOU, with our population we would have wiped out the whole world. Just think about it, if a few thousands can cause you to tremble, Imagine what over a billion could do.

The western media keep portraying Islam as evil & Muslims as terrorists, but if you can truly use ur brain, how could the action of few less than 1% be used to judge 99%

And WE ARE EVERYWHERE, EVEN AT THE VATICAN CITY, So in summary ur stuck with us, wether u like us or not, we go still dey with you even on judgment day

Education / Re: 10 Most Influential Books Of All Time by maklelemakukula(m): 11:19pm On Mar 09, 2019
eleojo23:


But it is still a book abi?
And the OP is talking about influential books...

So what exactly are you rambling about?

Or you just want to use every opportunity to tell everyone 'hey, look I've got beef with the Bible'? undecided
hehehehe

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Culture / Re: Opobo: Town Where Keeping Dogs, Noise Making At Night Are Forbidden by maklelemakukula(m): 10:57pm On Mar 02, 2019
fk002:
Mtseww



“In 2015, a former governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, mistakenly visited Opobo with sniffer dogs. Everybody was annoyed.

“If it were a less important person, punishment would have been meted out to him on the spot. Instead, we h




Since you can allow influential people to enter the town with dogs that means the sacredness of the town is mere deceit
see this buhari supporter finally making sense. I'm happy for you

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Politics / Re: Kenyans Angry With Kenyatta For Congratulating Buhari by maklelemakukula(m): 9:10pm On Mar 02, 2019
somalianprince:
Buhari is a disaster. Even other African countries are aware of the massively rigged election.


BuhariG is a certified corrupt herdsman

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Stunning Outfit To Toyin Lawani’s Birthday (Photos) by maklelemakukula(m): 6:31pm On Mar 02, 2019
iamleumas:
America here I come......... wink
are you Naija Antman ?
Romance / Re: She Said No Kissing, Hugging, Talk More Of Sex, Just Communication Only by maklelemakukula(m): 10:47pm On Mar 01, 2019
BobbyJayAms:
My girlfriend said no kissing, hugging talk more of sex only communication. But she will one day since six months now but anytime I stop talking to her and she sees me with other girls she gets angry and jealous. Am thinking of ending d relationship. Will it be cool?
hehehehe
Politics / Re: Igbo Presidency In 2023 Dicey – APGA Chairman by maklelemakukula(m): 8:23am On Mar 01, 2019
SEONaijaExpert:
I just think the Igbo's should learn political antics from the Yorubas.
more like learn cowardice and how to be slaves you mean...

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Politics / Re: Igbo Presidency In 2023 Dicey – APGA Chairman by maklelemakukula(m): 8:21am On Mar 01, 2019
onlyempress:
The Igbos re very stupid to think that since buhari promised them 2023 presidency he will deliver... E go shock them like electric. Mtwwww stupid selfish idiots
you're actually the stupid one here. If the igbos actually believed that poo, a not-so-stupid man would know that they would have massively voted the dullard.
I pity Yorubas though cos e go soon clear for una eye

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 7:04pm On Feb 28, 2019
MrTruetrue:



I wanted to buy ur ancestors property. See ur teeth, I know say na u. Children of hate.
I was waiting for your lame comeback...took you long enough grin grin
Travel / Re: A Nairalander Shares Overnight Camping At Lufasi Park Lekki by maklelemakukula(m): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2019
happney65:
Shey una fuckkkk for there abi una no fucccck?Na wetin me wan know be that
grin grin grin you think say na Friday the 13th abi

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 5:28pm On Feb 28, 2019
MrTruetrue:



They won't lailai. I wanted to buy just two plots of land in their red land city, they refused outrightly because I'm not an indegine of red land. Children of hate lasanlasan
you wanted to buy whaaaaaat ? You that have not eaten since yesterday morning grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 5:19pm On Feb 28, 2019
Bridget95:
whenever you hear that Lagos is a no man's land,you feel hot like you are in hell.Embrace the truth.you don't own Lagos, Nigeria does.
dont state it explicitly like that haba, we don't need that skunk pulling an "awolowo" now, do we ?
Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 5:11pm On Feb 28, 2019
MrTruetrue:



Thunder fire u there. U don forget ur red. Land city? See dis idiot say na him papa build Lagos. Carry ur market go ur red land city whether u go sell chichi. Lagos is 999zillion% Yoruba land. Children of hate lasan lasan
lagos is no man's LAND. 30 of the 36 states in Nigeria attest to this undiluted fact.
Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 4:55pm On Feb 28, 2019
Kayode12345:
They Just make the MC Oluomo Popular for doing nothing..... In a functional country, no body will even know he exists.
he is now more popular than the oba of Lagos

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 4:31pm On Feb 28, 2019
okonyia:
Good one Oluomo. This is a quality of a good leader. I can't see why Yoruba can't accommodate their southern brothers. You hardly see such a thing happene in the south eastern or south south. Buth Oluomo, has that quality to see things beyond ethnicity.
Lol this gave me a good laugh...sarcasm at its purest

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 4:27pm On Feb 28, 2019
isaacsegun:

See this below
are you sure you are up to 15 years old?

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Politics / Re: Peace Meeting With Igbos, Yorubas In Oshodi Organized By APC Leaders, MC Oluomo by maklelemakukula(m): 4:21pm On Feb 28, 2019
gbosaa:


He meant Igbos should do their businesses, go home and during election period, they should come en masse and vote for Yorubas.

These our hosts are something else. Whoever did this to them, e no go better for de person.

What a country.
so jimi agbaje is Igbo ?
Wonders shall never end grin

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Crime / Re: Federal University, Otuoke Graduate Commits Suicide Ahead Of Her NYSC by maklelemakukula(m): 1:44pm On Feb 28, 2019
Obaofusa:
at least men and women from my tribe have ruled both in military and in democracy.

But never again an ibo man will rule this nation.


They rule over all of us grin grin grin
Crime / Re: White Woman Shoots Man Who Tried To Rob Her In South Africa (Graphic Photo) by maklelemakukula(m): 12:09pm On Feb 28, 2019
buygala:
It's sad that a black Bitch is the one justifying the murder of a brother by white trash in broad daylightundecided ....and some idiots are blindly hailing the white woman

If it had been a white dude who was shot dead by a black brother just like this, I am sure he will face quick execution, even if it is proved that the white dude was shot when he was trying to rob the black dude

For all we know, since no video or picture evidence of the robbery is attached, the woman may have murdered him for a thousand other reasons sad
your last paragraph made sense...the rest shows how your judgement is plagued by racial profiling...won't be surprised you're a tribalist too.
Crime / Re: White Woman Shoots Man Who Tried To Rob Her In South Africa (Graphic Photo) by maklelemakukula(m): 12:02pm On Feb 28, 2019
okwabayi:
O ya Ngozi I wonder what her race manna had to play in the yabaru matter.
Anyone ti wa could've shot him abuna dead.
Hapuya R.I.P. to the nyanya dead.
I doubt he kwekekweke had mfisi potential fi in si life.

The way black South Africans write makes me think they're all semi illiterate
aswear grin grin

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