vanunu:


Something must be responsible for the figures that they are giving, it tallies with other sub Saharan African countries. Egypt and south African figures differ considerably.

the only thing responsible for the figures is the embarrassing number of tests carried out in Nigeria so far.
It's a shame that in a country of 180 million people, less than 500 tests have been done

TMMG:
To me I know there’s Corona but most of our own cases are suspected Malaria and Fever � Patient’s that their Temperature is just not normal again, when they say cases check out USA �� And Italy �� its worst than The China �� it originated from, Nigeria �� should do the needful and no time to be putting fear in our heart and panics must they add 5 and 4 everyday??

It isn't malaria and fever, they do covid19 tests. But they aren't doing enough

Tpharell:
Hmmm! So Europe with a strong health care system is experiencing geometric exponential growth of transmission, yet Nigeria with virtually nothing in place is still growing at this pace. Incredible!
We are simply not testing enough, thats why we are having these figures. The more test you do , the more probable cases you get.

The Elite are using the inadequacies of tests to their advantage, the more the tests, the more they have competition for the less than 200 ventilators in the country.
I see people jumping for joy thinking coronavirus is only for the Elite, if only they knew how much they've been played.
I weep for Nigeria and the fooollls that abide in it.

Angelfrost:


Don't blame him... He had to cough up something or people would wonder why he was employed in the first place.

ikr

sapientia:


I believe Nigeria have more than 100k cases now.

That's the good part of me down playing things oo..

You aren't far from the truth.
I actually think there are more than 150k

Tpharell:

I beg to differ completely here. The only reason why this is so is that we are not testing enough, period! Infact, compared to what Spain and Italy did at the fourth week we are not testing at all.

the man is an educated idiot, comparing Nigeria's cases with that of Spain when he has done less than 400 test.
I repeat, he is an educated idiot

rusher14:
Great stuff.

Would have been nice if you had invested these sums in various health centres across the length and breath of this nation.

We don't always need to wait for s crisis to act.

is he the government?
Appreciate the donation, he isn't obligated to do anything

HazzanTazzan:


Pls where is this and do you know these people personally or juat an hearsay?

the sick girl told someone I know,

Ajibel:


Please you can also go ahead and contact LSMOH with this issue let them follow it up. Those who know their address should inform the response team if the woman declined. It's for their own safety too.

well, you should!! cos it's true

sexylassie2:


facts by a youtube channel, is that fact,

pls paste here a scientific study of the link between covid 19 and 5g

please keep schooling these gullible uneducated people.

DontBullshitMe:

Does the inclusion of this seem sensible to anyone?

I hope I am not the only one who finds it mentally disturbing.

it goes to show how much seun osewa's nairaland has degraded into a celebrated zone of tribalism

valarmorghulis:
Na omo onile o, back of trade fair very close to my house

this is s
Saddening

Kayw4re:


Bros, na God o. Imagine if the Italian man went to a popular location in Lagos. E.g ShopRite.

Hmmn, yawa for don gas o.

how are you sure he didn't?
and how are you sure so many others like him from different countries haven't?
And how broad is the testing spectrum?
How many people have been tested ?
Person wey never do HIV test dey always feel say he better pass person wey get HIV, but he no know whether he don get AIDS!!

Mrexcell:
You people should not boast yet u don't know if there are any other infected foriegn nationals who have entered the country undedected and are spreading the virus quietly in Nigeria. The infected Italian man came into Nigeria without getting screened and dedected in the airport how sure are we that there are no also other infected foriegners who have successfully entered Nigeria?

finally, somebody with a functioning brain...took me so many comments to find you

BadRadio:
I wish Coronavirus can lead to an abrupt end of this world.

LIVERPOOL MUST NOT WIN THE LEAGUE !!!

you are mad

DanseMacabre:
Abeg this post too long.

No pun intended, but I literally can't read it to save my life.

thanks for this masterpiece

So that doctor in yaba now has Corona virus and has spread it further.

Onyekachi419:
k

K

Onyekachi419:

Yes

No

Yahman1:

Why book space with a smiling smiley

this comment is underrated

Onyekachi419:
Ask him the secret of his success now...
He will tell us work hard and be prayerful

must there be a "secret" behind everybody's success?

dennisco4u:
It's because grades were not writing on it.......

I wonder what your own grade would be

Aliencraft:
What if coronavirus has been in Nigeria since, killing people silently and we just don't know it.

I've been saying the same thing since.

oluwaseyi000:

Why we were fired?
I joined this company last year, few days after finishing my NYSC, they have the highest number of software developers in Africa and I was loving life, the salary is great with breakfast and lunch

They keep on employing so many software engineer with time the engineer become more than the available job, I saw it coming but I don't know what the board was thinking

2. How did the firing process happen?
We have a global (online) meeting which people are asked not to miss, I was not even listening very well to what they are saying, the president said there are more developer than engagement to they have to let some people go, a mail was sent to all impacted people and I discovered what has just happened

Almost 400 people has been fired across Africa

3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

The company is actually a great one, they brought in pychologist to speak with us, bring in different recruiter, and other stuff, most importantly the payoff was reasonable that I can afford a Mac laptop of almost half-a-million

Luckily for me I got another reasonable job in less than 3 weeks of been retrenched


I always laugh when people complain there is no job in Nigeria, less than 5 month after leaving my previous company I have turned down almost 4 other offers some even paying than my current one

Andela ?

CokeBar:
Share your experience with us if you have ever been fired. It would be better if we can share:

1. Why we were fired?
2. How did the firing process happen?
3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

So, I’ll start:

Sometimes last year, I got an unbelievable offer (well above #750k) at a remote company. I bought a PC, subscribed for large data and set-up a workspace. On Monday which was resumption day, I turned on my PC, logged in and started the online meeting… everything went well for the first day and I got introduced to my colleagues. My friend and I actually got employed for same position, so we usually chatted while working. To be onboarded, we had to install a productivity monitoring tool on our PCs, we were told everything we did on the PC would be captured if the tool was turned ON but I really don’t know why I cared less.

On Wednesday same week, we had a short and simple test, during the test, I asked my friend for an answer as I wasn’t so sure, he responded and that was it.

On Thursday, I had a quick one-on-one call with my manager, I was fired. Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to ask for assistance while taking the test. I apologized but the answer was a straight NO (you sabi how oyinbo people strict). So in other words, I was sacked because I cheated ☹.

Well, they paid me for the few days I worked �

I have experienced other sad situations, but this has to be the worst. I was so depressed, the following Sunday, I went to Church and it was while Pastor asked us to greet our neighbor, I remembered I didn’t brush… LMAO.

Now, I got something with abit lesser pay but still very chilled

abeg give me link to this 750k job.
I'm almost done with nysc

OgbanjeProphet:
I shake my head for nigerians, when I hear people saying that there is no Coronavirus in Nigeria.

We should not play politics with a very serious and worldwide epidemic like coronavirus.
This is not the time to hate Buhari and his mbuharism. Let's join hands with him and fight this virus

After that we can come back to play politics as we dim fit.

If you like, dey there dey deceive yourself that Coronavirus does not affect blacks.

The first footballer that contracted the virus was black and our own brother.

"Adịghị agwa ochi ntị na agha esula"

You want to spread this virus further abi No holding of hands please

SpecialAgent:
We sincerely welcome covid 19 to the biggest black nation on earth. looks like you accepted the invitation of chain wearing health minister. I am not even angry, because the disease no dey discriminate between elites & non elites. We are all in this blunder together


Oh fuvck we are screwed! I pray God sends some of his angels to us

the disease doesn't discriminate, but treatment surely will.
This is a shithole country!!

ikezuora4689:
You dey train dog for house wey no be your own.....I had a fight with my neighbor because of his stupid hungry looking German Shepherd dog....I suffer rise 350k pay for house rent...one useless dog go dey bark me whenever I come back late like say na them dey pay my house rent ..... when ever the dog see me with a lady coming into the compound he will start flexing muscle excepting me to run.....to go house sometimes dey Taya me because of one useless dog....if I traveled and come back late I will decide to stay in a hotel because of the dog......just last week I came back late from travel I went to my normal hotel it's full already....the only room remaining is there vip suit 70k per night...I was like shey I dey mad ni when I get house....I decided to go home...I reach my house open my gate and drive in I didn't see the useless dog...I thought something happened to it...I was so happy I was finally free....I didn't know that the useless dog was hiding somewhere waiting for me to come out of the car.... immediately I step out of the car...the dog jump on me... What saved me was the laptop bag I was carrying because the dog was busy biting the bag....I didn't know when I slapped the dog twice...the dog ran to one corner crying....the slap was so loud that the owner have to come outside to know what was happening...I gave him a warning that if I should come home tomorrow I see the dog lose.. I will lock him and his generation up....if you like dog so much that you like to train one wait until you have your own house....you can't plant flowers in another man's compund

too funny

So you're saying they'd rather not win it

DEROX:
only mercy fans hate tatcha I love both even if some claim they are living fake life the money they have realised is more than some peoples fathers networth making money is not easy at all

trasha hasn't received anything tho.