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Celebrities / Re: Davido Headlines First International Festival, Blasts Haters by maklelemakukula(m): 2:04pm On Jul 02, 2019
MrMumu:

That's false Sir. Mr eazi is fvcking talented sir. Listen to his songs please.
Nigerians just don't like him cos he choose Ghana over Nigeria.

Eazi is one talented young man i can't count 4 Nigerian artists I'll choose over eazi.
he has really vibey songs that London appreciates
Celebrities / Re: Davido Headlines First International Festival, Blasts Haters by maklelemakukula(m): 2:00pm On Jul 02, 2019
AmNuhRegular:
Does he have to be a kid about it. Wizkid that just signed biggest deal abi na wetin dem say e sign nko. Do your thing and go. Don't be childish about it
"biggest deal" without figures...pay no heed to Nigerian bloggers!! Well, on his defense, except "biggest" is the company name of whatever deal he signed
Celebrities / Re: Davido Headlines First International Festival, Blasts Haters by maklelemakukula(m): 1:56pm On Jul 02, 2019
Ogaga87:
Why the last to perform
cos he's headlining the show
Meaning people's anticipation of his performance will keep them there till whenever he performs. Just as how jollof rice is shared in Nigerian parties
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: How The Teams Stand In Their Group After First Group Stage Matches by maklelemakukula(m): 12:43am On Jun 26, 2019
omocalabar:
Africa and their horrible flags....must u use red? Or green?... If asked, they will say green represents Agriculture,..yet they can't even produce and feed themselves
hahaha
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: How The Teams Stand In Their Group After First Group Stage Matches by maklelemakukula(m): 12:42am On Jun 26, 2019
magicminister:
Why does the largest black nation on earth have a white coaches for both male and female team?
There is absolutely no reason for us to hire foreign coach and even when we do, let it be a black person.

Let’s support our local coaches. Some of them have done well but the NFF will never treat them as well as the white coaches. Shame on NFF


Racist

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Travel / Re: Helicopter Picks Billionaire Stuck In Traffic For 2 Hours On Lagos-Benin Road by maklelemakukula(m): 1:29am On Jun 24, 2019
ekene247:
angry

So what should we do now?

Next news will be like "the billionaire who was picked with helicopter is ..."

Then another news will be like, "see the children of the billionaire who was picked by helicopter"

Useless topics making front page
hahahaha you don sabi them well well
Programming / Re: Please Help A Beginner Programmer With This Error Message From Ide From Eclipse by maklelemakukula(m): 7:04pm On Jun 21, 2019
Pgltm:
How do I overcome this error please, the tutorial I am using is using eclipse so I can't switch to other ide,. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in anticipation
delete that "nu" there first, and if that "modul" there is your main class, make the first letter capital
Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz Jr Demands ₦15.3 Billion To Rematch Anthony Joshua (video) by maklelemakukula(m): 11:24pm On Jun 06, 2019
This dude will beat Joshua easily any day
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua To Have A Re-match With Andy Ruiz In November by maklelemakukula(m): 10:40pm On Jun 04, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
don't have time for a foolish retardeen that believes match fixing doesn't exist in heavyweight boxing.
its been you spewing trash since
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua To Have A Re-match With Andy Ruiz In November by maklelemakukula(m): 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2019
crowley:

have sense. You are paid weda you win or lose the same amount in the contract signed before the match. AJ name earns more revenue, so he earns more than his opponents. he wins or not, he earns the same. all boxers do. you people with little knowledge of how a sports work would just come here and be flaunting ur mumulity. you think he would want to have a lose in his record? you think everyone is driven by money? he earned 70mil pounds from his last 5 matches which he won. this was a debut in the USA. the money boxers earn are based on popularity and location. the 5mil earned by ruiz jr is the highest in his career. AJ lost fair nd square. a beaten man
ignore that guy with little knowledge spitting trash
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic To Wed Fidelis By December - KemiFilani by maklelemakukula(m): 5:54pm On May 28, 2019
vanida6:
After her mate's like Omotola, chacha eke, Stephanie linus don get like 3 to 4 kids it's just now this tin get time to go married.


Wonder!!
try to be at peace with yourself
Education / Re: Students And Teachers Ran For Their Lives As Student Detonated Teargar In Class by maklelemakukula(m): 4:58pm On May 25, 2019
Must've been an exciting experience
Crime / Re: Politician Fights TV Presenter Live On TV For Questioning Him Too Much(Pic by maklelemakukula(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2019
Exactly what Atiku/Obi should have done to kadaria ahmed for being a bias puppet

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Celebrities / Re: Shokki Shitta Claims Davido Has Not Given Him The 1M He Promised him by maklelemakukula(m): 8:13pm On May 16, 2019
arantess:

Is a promise no longer a debt??
it is debt without indicating Time of payment
Crime / Re: I Cried And Cried - Zainab Aliyu Speaks For The First Time About Drug Accusation by maklelemakukula(m): 7:41pm On May 15, 2019
bkool7:


What would Kelechi or Chukwunonso be doing in SA?
you asked an unintelligent question
Crime / Re: 7 Kano Airport Officials Who Plant Drugs On Passengers' Luggage Caught (video Up by maklelemakukula(m): 12:02am On Apr 26, 2019
gypsey:
I still cannot understand how possible it is to plant drugs without the parssengers knowing.
when you travel by air, you only take your hand-carry(small bag) with you into the plane yourself(after it has been scanned), your big bags, however, are carried by the airport/airline officials and are scanned or opened and searched in your absence and you only see these luggage again when you must have arrived your destination. It is at this point drugs can be planted in your luggage....very sad

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Celebrities / Re: Helma Peredesabofa Akinyomi's Photoshoot At Oil Polluted Niger Delta Creeks by maklelemakukula(m): 2:32pm On Apr 25, 2019
This girl has earned my respect
Family / Re: My 18-Year-Old Maid And Her Boyfriends by maklelemakukula(m): 10:58pm On Apr 05, 2019
UjuJoan2:
I don't subscribe to flogging an 18 year old. If you can no longer control her then send her home.

For me just one thing is important here? Is she still useful to you? Does she still render required services? If yes, then just ignore her. Stop paying too much attention to her social life. But don't miss any opportunity to define to her that if she gets pregnant she will be sent back to her parents ASAP. Just so she is sure of the implications of her actions.

Then you need to inform her parents of what she is doing and the efforts you have made to stop her, and her continuous flouting of rules. Also let them know that you have decided to stop talking about her waywardness since they keep falling on deaf ears, and lastly let them know your plan of returning her if she gets pregnant.. Just so they can start preparing their minds.

Don't give yourself high BP. The fact that you are not her mother already makes you the enemy. She will not believe you mean well for her, rather her adventurous mind will interprete your concerns as a way of preventing her from having fun. At this point, there is not much you can do to change that. She will come to the realization on her own when she is ready

Just let her be!
Ujujoan how would you want your Nobe Prize delivered ?
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by maklelemakukula(m): 10:09pm On Apr 05, 2019
Is this still a Treasury Bills thread ?

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by maklelemakukula(m): 4:54pm On Apr 05, 2019
NL1960:


I was taught Simple Interest in primary school. I was also taught the same Simple Interest in secondary school. I was also taught the same Simple Interest in higher institution.

I want to believe that anybody that can login into Nairaland to read posts and make comments went to primary school. This means that i was not expecting this way you are looking at it. Moreover, i have gone through several Entrance Examinations past questions and Simple Interest is always a constant question.

Anyway, let me give you a Simple Interest assignment.

Que: Find the Simple Interest on N1,000,000 for 6months at 12%. (Show all workings. You are free to take it home and solve or give it to primary school or secondary school students as assignment). grin cheesy

Just in case you have forgotten the formula, it is:

I = PTR/100

where:

I = Interest
P = Principal
T = Time(Tenor) in years
R = Rate

how many marks ?

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Crime / Re: My Phone Was Stolen And Money Withdrawn From My Bank Account by maklelemakukula(m): 6:57pm On Apr 04, 2019
manitobor:
On the first of April 2019, I boarded an intra-city vehicle and dropped at my destination unaware that a guy sitting beside me in the bus had stolen my phone from my pocket. The bus I boarded had picked the guy on the way and he sat next to me. I had no inkling at all that he had the intention of picking my pocket though something told me that this guy's way 'no pure' as he was casting uncanny and surreptitious glances towards my direction, with a weird look on his face. Little did I know he was busy with my pocket.

It was several minutes after I had alighted at my destination that I realised that my smartphone was missing from my pocket. I used a friend's phone to dial my number and found out that the criminal had already switched it off. I resigned to fate knowing fully well that my chances of getting back the phone was slim. I however kept dialling my number till evening, it was still switched off. 6 AM in the morning of 2nd April I dialled my number again and it was ringing but wasn't picked up at the other end. After a few more attempts, the rogue switched off the phone again.

I decided to contact MTN that day to block the line, which they did. However, to my chagrin, when I went to the ATM that same morning to make a withdrawal, I found out the my account balance had changed and that the criminals have succeeded in withdrawing some thousands of Naira from my account. I rushed inside the bank immediately and blocked the account.

What I am still dazed about is how it's possible for criminals to withdraw money from someone's bank account just by getting hold of the sim card. Mind you, my phone can only be accessed via a PIN, so the possibility of them making a transfer using my bank's mobile app is ruled out. So how did they do it?

Has anyone ever been victim of such? Please share so others can learn.

Mods, can you please move to front page so others can learn? Thanks.
same thing happened to me, I went to the ATM to withdraw money next day and nothing was there then I went to the bank and they told me the idiot used all my money to buy airtime on my sim and living la vida loca. I rushed to MTN office for welcome back and found thousands of naira lying aimlessly on my line...it will never be well with that sadistic idiot

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Education / Re: Lecturer On My Girl For Sex by maklelemakukula(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2019
blaqtom:



I was told same thing this morning hope we don't share same gf...if she sch in cotonou then it seems so her finals too...if she they Benin republic please put the first 2 alphabet of her name oo
she might be using two names for you two tho
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by maklelemakukula(m): 7:55am On Apr 03, 2019
Tabuse20:
I will say this regardless of how you perceive it. This is in the interest of this thread which i and a lot of people are gaining from each other, including you guys. I am not a moderator, but can i beg you guys: ahiboilandgas and GonFreecss 1. Please let it go.....let us focus on tb abeg nah. I think everyone else seems to have moved on from the gtb story. Ahiboilandgas has pushed the whole thing tooo far with direct attacks on one tribe. Interestingly enough, the pepole calling for calm since yesterday are not even igbo. Abeg e don do, if more igbos join this argument now, we will officially throw our beloved tb thread to the dogs. Let us all show some decorum. Let us hide our inner prejudices and please please move on and focus on our investments.
Ahiboilandgas is a tribalist with low self esteem...take him serious at your own peril

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Celebrities / Re: "My Bae Owns A Private Jet" Daniella Okeke Shares Adorable Photos Beside A Jet by maklelemakukula(m): 7:37am On Apr 03, 2019
BuhariIsBURIED:

Bro, u don't necessarily need to know because they are highly irrelevant to your life
I know it isn't relevant, they just confuse me all the time
Celebrities / Re: "My Bae Owns A Private Jet" Daniella Okeke Shares Adorable Photos Beside A Jet by maklelemakukula(m): 7:33am On Apr 03, 2019
Please nairalanders, is Daniela Okeke the same person as Stephanie Otobo?

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Orders Immediate Replacement Of Destroyed Emir Sanusi’s Portrait by maklelemakukula(m): 7:31am On Mar 28, 2019
ProsidentBuhari:
cool

Nobody can destroy my own portrait like this because I am a man of integrity. The Emir of Kano lacks integrity that's why his portrait was being destroyed.

We shall strip him off his Emir title soon and replace him with Oshiomole.


~ProsidentBuhari
Oga Presido you are too much!! But I think Oshiomole's height makes it a bad move, a better replacement as Emir should be reverend king, he has integrity and was unjustly sentenced to death for setting people ablaze for the greater good
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Shows Off Customized Adidas Game Of Thrones Trainers (Photos) by maklelemakukula(m): 10:16pm On Mar 26, 2019
lilbest4:
Messi light years ahead of CR7, CR7 light years ahead of everyone else

From a Real Madrid fan
you don't seem to be getting over Ronaldo's move to juventus grin

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Shows Off Customized Adidas Game Of Thrones Trainers (Photos) by maklelemakukula(m): 10:14pm On Mar 26, 2019
lexyking:
You know nothing Lionel Messi
grin
Crime / Re: UPDATE: Nigeria Lady Laments As Fraudsters Move N4.8m From Her 75-yr-old Mom‘s D by maklelemakukula(m): 9:41am On Mar 26, 2019
Skmoda360:

I was expecting you to have said the bank officials did the fraud not sibling or whatever...
then you are a very gullible person and should be insulted for insulting that wise person you quoted
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Showkey Gives N100k To Lady Who Recorded Success, Sapele Schoolgirl by maklelemakukula(m): 7:54am On Mar 25, 2019
This annoying girl that has been wailing since as if she signed contract with success, she is gradually succeeding in painting success's family in a bad light to get sympathetic rewards...her sense of entitlement is disgusting *spits*

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Sweethearts by maklelemakukula(m): 2:43pm On Mar 24, 2019
Nnaabros:
Would you love to watch it again? smiley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5o2teuoMu4
you're the best

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Sweethearts by maklelemakukula(m): 12:15am On Mar 24, 2019
Stephanie should be replaced with Ini edo

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