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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by maklelemakukula(m): 10:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
Bilabong:




I was thinking u are the one with the problem until I started seeing you you you everywhere. No involve us for this march pass I beg u.
grin grin
Education / Re: ASUU Salaries: Use Of BVN Will Expose Lecturers With Multiple Jobs – FG by maklelemakukula(m): 3:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
Useless government!! How much are you paying them that you don't want them to do multiple jobs.
How will they use the peanuts you pay them to cater for themselves and their families?
The same IPPIS that made this criminal government refuse to pay LUTH resident doctors since November 2019 is what this idiotic government is talking about.

Pay them their money retarrded government of Nigeria.
If you have plans for your life and no connection in this useless country better leave Nigeria and travel out. Failed system!

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: The Dream I Had About Abba Kyari And My Last Contact With Him by maklelemakukula(m): 11:00am On Apr 24, 2020
This disgusting ediot has started again smh

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Sanwo-olu Commissions Eti-osa Isolation Centre (photos) by maklelemakukula(m): 7:54pm On Apr 22, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
STOP THIS NONSENSE. STOP COPYING THE WEST AND OPEN UP THE ECONOMY WITH COMPULSORY FACE MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCING.

THIS STUPID LOCKDOWN WILL NOT ACHIEVE ANYTHING.

FAMINE IS COMING. GHANA HAD THE RIGHT IDEA TO OPEN UP BECAUSE LOCKDOWN DOES NOTHING.

YOU CANNOT REDUCE CORONA VIRUS TO ZERO, NOBODY HAS DONE IT, NOT EVEN WITH THE STRICTEST LOCKDOWN.

FAMINE IS COMING.
Shut up Yenefer
Health / Re: Man Who Returned From India In January Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos by maklelemakukula(m): 12:56pm On Apr 21, 2020
sexiestharam:
I said it before and some peeps were bashing me. Coronavirus has been in Nigeria at least since January.
I also believe covid19 has been in Nigeria before February, but this news doesn't necessarily justify it, there is a higher possibility of the man being infected in Nigeria than having brought it to Nigeria and lived with it for over 100 days.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Shekau Ready To Surrender - Military Says by maklelemakukula(m): 11:30am On Apr 21, 2020
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, we all know the lies we've been told in Nigeria.

Not withstanding, Buratai is a sterile idiot that had to wait for Chad to decimate Bokoharam before he landed in a parachute grin grin and stepped foot in Bornu.

The first day I heard Shekau surrendered was the day Abba Kyari died, perhaps shekau knows funding has been halted ...but MAYBE it's just coincidence.
There are other pointers to the close of borders, perhaps their local and/or international sponsors have not been able to get supplies to Bokoharam- knowing how much Chad looted their Ammunitions.

What I'm sure of is if Shekau is caught, ---He will be silenced from implicating his main sponsors. And a way of making sure of this is to grant him rehabilitation abroad(as seen lately by Buhari), or Killing him ASAP. The latter is most likely.
Sports / Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by maklelemakukula(m): 10:06pm On Apr 19, 2020
FuckDaMods:

Someone that fvcks his fellow players wives
you know when you have a "competition" in a team, but always seem to be in their shadow, it creates severe pains and unwarranted anguish. Rooney, unfortunately, has always been the "competitor" that never lived up. It's almost like skales and wizkid grin grin

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Sports / Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by maklelemakukula(m): 9:07pm On Apr 19, 2020
Admitwithschola:


So if Ronney had hailed Ronaldo, called him the best of all time, he wouldn't have been 'a colleague that secretly hates you and is devastated that they can't meet up to your achievements"?

Another really interesting post by a nairalander. LOL
Rooney has the demeanour. Deal with it!!

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Sports / Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by maklelemakukula(m): 9:01pm On Apr 19, 2020
Benevento:
Meanwhile, Wayne Rooney has this to say.
Rooney has the demeanour of that colleague that secretly hates you and is devastated that they can't meet up to your achievements.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: There Can't Be Cover Up. Muslims Don't Keep Dead Body Beyond 24Hours by maklelemakukula(m): 9:16am On Apr 18, 2020
kikero:


Well in Gani's case...this thread from the time of his death appears to suggest the delay was due to his personal wishes

Ohh so now it mustn't be within 24 hrs again. I thought you said it must be 24 hrs.

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Politics / Re: Gang-Rape Tweet: Bello El-Rufai Apologises For Indecent Tweets by maklelemakukula(m): 4:11pm On Apr 17, 2020
DonMustafa:
This El Rufai son is senseless. His father is fighting for his life against covid 19. If anything happens to his father, the last memory the father will have of him is that the son wants to gang rape someone's mother.
and somehow you think he did not learn it from his father ? Look up the history of his family.

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Politics / Re: Gang-Rape Tweet: Bello El-Rufai Apologises For Indecent Tweets by maklelemakukula(m): 4:06pm On Apr 17, 2020
Why is he apologising for being truthful to himself, he is a tribalist and nothing will change it cos it is deeply rooted in his blood. He should live with it.

And meanwhile wasn't it on Twitter he made the threats?

This "apology" could have been written by anybody, it's just a note with no source.

Why isn't the apology from his Twitter handle ?

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Family Set To Share Food Items (Photos, Video) by maklelemakukula(m): 7:48pm On Apr 12, 2020
dayorich:
Wetin she collect from the society wey she want give back to the society?
grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Taribo: Super Eagles Players Slept With Women At France ’98 by maklelemakukula(m): 1:31pm On Apr 10, 2020
madridguy:
I cannot forget that night wey Denmark take us shine grin After load of goals, Okocha come start to dey dribble and exhibit many skills.
okocha funny ehh grin grin grin
Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by maklelemakukula(m): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2020
chozzy:



You sound worse than a village illiterate.

So, you're more intelligent than United Nations and WHO ?

Please, stop misleading Nigerians who want to stay safe.
I wish I had the power to invoke COVID 19 on your life for you to believe
leave her, any Nigerian that chooses to be misled should be misled. Nigeria is a great conglomeration of fools, it will not end in 2020. It's only unfortunate that we are stuck here with these "ticking timebombs".
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Begins Door-to-door Search by maklelemakukula(m): 9:24pm On Apr 09, 2020
jared007:
Covid19 is a hoax. The more they carry-out tests the more the rise in covid19 cases.

If u have suffered from covid19 pls step forward wink
almost 100 covidiots liked this post....we are in trouble in Nigeria
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Begins Door-to-door Search by maklelemakukula(m): 9:23pm On Apr 09, 2020
Seun:
Have they run out of contacts to trace? Don’t they have people calling their hotlines begging to be tested but are denied because they have no travel history? So why in the name of God would they even need to conduct a door to door search for people with the Coronavirus? It doesn’t seem to make sense. Can someone explain?
they are incompetent. And all your points are valid
Health / Re: How I Survived A Super Contagious Viral Infection by maklelemakukula(m): 9:20pm On Apr 09, 2020
Positivepoint:



I had same experience around December last year, me.my wife and son where so sick for almost a month with dry cough and breathing problem. We tot it was the weather and almost everywhere in Kano people complained of serious fever and flu and alot died. U can confirm from if u ve people in Kano around December to early January
this is strange oo
Romance / Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by maklelemakukula(m): 4:33pm On Apr 09, 2020
whizqueen:
My friend sent me this thread last night but I had too much to say so here we go.

I (A Nigerian girl living in Canada) will be responding to the OP's points and some other comments I found on the thread.


Are Nigerian Ladies in Canada lonely? Ofcourse we are! Are Nigerian girls in NIGERIA lonely? Hell yeah!!! Are Nigerian girls in other countries lonely? Absolutely!!!!! Being lonely is not a factor of location or person. It's about not finding the right friends/partner you vibe with.


Why did we immigrate? Bros are you kidding me? Canadian govt is paying me $2000 monthly and other benefits for losing income due to covid-19 Is that happening in Naija right now? All the money donated by philanthropist in Nigeria would soon disappear into the thin air without our govt giving explanation of any sort. Ofcourse, it's not bed of roses abroad neither were we expecting a man wrapped in a gift bag but please don't let your sentiments cloud your reasoning as to why people make immigration decisions abeg.


I personally feel attacked cry grin I recently posted a video on my YouTube Channel about finding love & online dating in Canada. It's asif this hope saw my video and wanted to attack me


What makes you think we would be interested in you to begin with? Don't pride yourself too much plis dear


If you like let the OP influence your decision and stop you from chasing your immigration dreams, last last it's up to you to decide what you want for your future.


Whilst I would agree with growing together with your partner and building with them. I think it's just shallow minded of anyone in this age and time to ask for women to chase marriage first before career. Marriage is not the ultimate not everyone sees marriage as an achievement. These days, if you crave for sex so much, you can pay someone to do it or get yourself a Love Machine, if you want a child, you can literally just buy a sperm and save yourself lots of stress. Most of us are yet to keep an open mind to these things, however if you want something badly there;s always a way to get it.


Most Nigerian men hate to see it happen, there are laws that protect women here and they would prefer dying single than to see women as their equals. A good number of them are control freaks and would rather their woman be at their beck and call for everything as opposed to having their marriage work as a partnership. Nigerian married man knowing the laws of the land will still go ahead and cheat on his wife with a girl living in the same condo with his wife. Una no even dey fear or respect una madam. If atall you really want to cheat, you cannot travel to Nigeria and secretly mess with girls that fancy IJGB crew or allen avenue. As expected, some women do exploit the situation but if you find yourself a god-fearing person and you do the right thing, no divorce laws or child custody issue would stop y'all from flourishing.


White men dont find us attractive? Laughs is Swahili
On the contrary most men of other races have FETISH for Nigerian girls and Black girls in general. Maybe not long term in all cases tho but they reaaaaaaally fancy us and admire our enthusiasm towards life. Whilst most Nigerian girls would likely not wanna go for the likes of 'Ryan', 'Billy' and co it's not cos we don't find them attractive. Firstly, Naija guys are smart, intelligent and goal oriented. You see the average ones already have plans for their future and working towards it unlike the counterparts who are comfortable with just a high school degree. If a Naija guy is even into technical jobs he would try to be the best at it and work towards starting his own company in the near future. Secondly, coping with someone with a different culture, lifestyle, food, etc is honestly stressful. I was talking with one Persian guy and he said before we can kiss or hold hands, we have to be temporarily married. undecided The other chinese guy is only about 5ft tall, I'm just wondering what he would look like in that department shocked

In Nigeria, when you visit a guy at home, some would expect you to know that's express ticket to get laid with them. But here if you visit a guy at home, you can be almost certain that if you guys have sex it's cos you wanted it, no guy will try to lure or manipulate you to straff them or tell you when you came to my house what were you thinking. They know it's important to ask for your opinion or even avoid the whole situation altogether.

Something the OP failed to address is that the Loneliness spans across both men and women living in Diaspora. Even the white people find it hard getting a partner for themselves much less an immigrant that would probably take some time to fully settle in. The system is built to have everyone mind their business, that togetherness or family-spirit is missing.

All the naija guys and ladies in Toronto have finish dating themselves. It's such a small city, everyone knows eachother thru another person only a matter of time before you find out that; the guy toasting you is ex with your colleagues' friend. Or the guy you matched with on the dating app went on a date with your housemate the day before. Some would be married and they would be on the dating apps lying to other women.

Some of us don't even mind going back home to bring men here, but 'em guys just they find paper. Only few genuinely love and care for you. I kuku know people here already do that as business tho, some ladies/guys now charge up to $30,000 to marry people from home to help them get residency here.

There are tons of Nigerians in Canada groups on WhatsApp and Telegram some are just for singles and you find people of age 35, 40, etc filled with both women and MEN. Some guys eventually resort to going back home to marry the less exposed girls, but guess what happens once they reach YYZ airport? Oh well your guess is as good as mine. Their eyes go open finish.

A good number of Naija guys are single and desperately finding love as well as ladies. Truth is, we all crave for love. And that's not a bad thing to want. Finding a good match or significant other is a honestly a game of chance. Home and Abroad, White or Black race finding a partner is truly difficult and if you got lucky finding that one special person, you better love and cherish them truly.

I rest my case; I am in the comment section waiting for someone to jump on my mention and before you do so just remember: Opinions are like as5holes and everyone is entitled to one. So this is my opinion, I have free time today grin

Link to Original thread https://www.nairaland.com/5782313/chai-nigerian-girls-canada-lonely
you get sense jare. Sure girl!!

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Health / Re: Russia Built ₦42Billion Hospital For COVID-19 Patients In One Month(Photos) by maklelemakukula(m): 9:56am On Apr 09, 2020
SUPERPACK:
Do not be deceived people of God, that building is actually the largest 5G factory on earth not a hospital. They should show us the inside and not the corridor only. Putin is building it in partnership with China to produce more 5G equipments to spread the coronavirus to uninfected countries. We condemn this structure strongly. grin
cheesy grin grin cheesy
Health / Re: COVID-19: Chinese Doctors To Arrive Nigeria Today, To Spend One Month by maklelemakukula(m): 10:22am On Apr 08, 2020
Smh

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 16 New Cases Reported, Total now 254 With 44 Discharged And 6 Deaths by maklelemakukula(m): 11:48pm On Apr 07, 2020
foleskay:

Even if it gets to the slum, its still better, many of them have no underlying health condition, d virus wil just attack them with mild symptoms and will disappear. Na those rich folks that should be running away from d virus
grin grin grin No be who get money to go hospital go know whether e get underlying health condition ?

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 16 New Cases Reported, Total now 254 With 44 Discharged And 6 Deaths by maklelemakukula(m): 11:34pm On Apr 07, 2020
Xisnin:

I suppose you have access to their health history?
People never learn from Spain to Italy to the US and hopefully not Nigeria.

Politicized to what end?
Most countries are reducing the actual number of deaths and infections according to experts.

If a hypertensive man got knocked down by a bus will you say he died of hypertension because
he could have died "any time"?

I read that girl's comment and it was absolutely disgusting.
I wonder what people do with their mobile data if as at this point, they still haven't understood what's happening.
Health / Re: COVID-19 In Ecuador: Cardboard Coffins, Over 100 Bodies Litter The Streets by maklelemakukula(m): 11:19pm On Apr 07, 2020
kalufelix:
So sh!t can actually hit a tropical country this hard..mehn! Sh!t keeps getting real by the day..
ignorance is written all over this comment angry
Health / Re: Nigerian Coronavirus Patient Bites Chinese Nurse (pics) by maklelemakukula(m): 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2020
OruExpress:
Chinese media lying started this mess, and China is in the process of trying to eliminate it's growing black population. The name of the man, to any Igbo speaker, is nonsensical

Okonkwonwoye

Oko - Boy
Nkwo - Born or Nkwo day

Nw - Nwa (Short) Child
Oye - A child born on Oye (or Orie) day.

Meaning this man's ancestors was born twice in one week lol.



Read with the eye of an adult. Take care.
what did I just read grin grin grin

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Health / Re: ... by maklelemakukula(m): 12:33am On Apr 07, 2020
weezysays:
Lalasticlala Sean pls FP
na Sean Paul?
Health / Re: Things you need when you start scratching your pen so hard. hard by maklelemakukula(m): 12:31am On Apr 07, 2020
McCoy662:
I have this cream that flushes stubborn rashes. You can inbox me for more info. It's actually very. Affordable
and you won't tell him here because people are dragging referral bonus with you ?

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Health / Re: Kwara Records Two Coronavirus Cases by maklelemakukula(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2020
topstone4:
And to think some Ilorin Alfas went about deceiving the Muslims there that covid-19 will never enter Ilorin because the town is next to aljanah. grin grin grin.

And to think the illiterate market women there swallowed it up hook line and sinker to the extent of abusing and taunting anyone that wears face mask. grin grin grin

Chai! Illiteracy is a disease.
what's the meaning of aljanah
Health / Re: Kwara Records Two Coronavirus Cases by maklelemakukula(m): 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2020
Yenefer:
Who is going to sit down and let someone do their hair after this media driven hysteria.
Please let me wake up from this twilight zone episode. Don’t you dare go overboard on extension of stay at home order. Be realistic! People need to get back to life and work.. we can’t be held prisoners much longer! Stay in line with Federal guidelines! 5G is killing them. And alot of us will go with so called cure. Elderly will be wiped out. First. Then people that won't take bill gates injection. God bless you all.
You are talking in the nonsense grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Doctor Caleb Anya Dies Of Coronavirus In US by maklelemakukula(m): 7:36pm On Apr 05, 2020
miblolo:
Rest in peace sir.
I strongly believe that the covid 19 virulence and severity has so much to do with the temperature as it does not spare the men of color in the region with cool temperature.
well then maybe you should tell Russia about this your "belief"
Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Lagos by maklelemakukula(m): 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2020
Isinweke:
Nigeria should carry out mercy killings to all the covid19 patients and suspects to avoid increasing the virus.


This virus can kill millions of people in this country o.
We should do everything possible to stop it now!
have you now seen that you're worse than the devil
Health / Re: The Coronavirus Seems To Like Cold Weather by maklelemakukula(m): 10:38am On Apr 05, 2020
0m0nnakoda:

Let us assume that is true
You said they have more cases BECAUSE they tested more.That makes no sense

The issue is how many tests have been done per capita
For every 1 million people how many tests have been conducted
The US is about 5000 compare to 20000 for UAE 10000 for Germany 8000 for Canada 19000 for Norway 64000 for Iceland

It is important to understand the statistics and what they mean and not misrepresent them.
In terms of testing capacity in the rich countries the US is way behind.

The US is testing more overall because it has more cases and it has a high population compared to Bahrain or UAE which are both doing over 20000 per million
It does not have more cases because it tests more
The US is not mass testing. It tests based on suspicion.

We do more tests for Malaria in Nigeria than Sweden by your logic if they did more tests they would discover more malaria cases
Oh so now you are are checking the Rate of tests. Why then did you not check the Rate of death per million people in USA when you said USA had the highest deaths?
Russia, one of the coldest countries in the world has done over 600k tests with less than 5k people positive.
Judging by your "temperature" analogy, Russia should have the highest number of covid19 cases.
Proper and Timely planning, not temperature dependence, reduces the risk of covid19 spread.

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