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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Maleeq(m): 3:48pm On Dec 22, 2016
antispexish:
episode 6: dragged back into the game



Boys sorry, but girls should know this, when you meet your boyfriend and you notice their is a girl in the group or sitting close to him, and he is relating to everyone in general tone, he is involving everyone close by in the discussion and trying to get everyone talking. He is using a tactic guys use to prevent getting caught or trapped, he will continue in that manner u till both girls are seperated

As long as their are no personal discussions , their is a probability you will not know that the girl in the group is also his girlfriend, worse worse, they are just friends. His friends(who know the story) will catch up to this move and encourage it, some friends might even make you feel that the girl is with them and not your boyfriend. Please don't feel bad about it, if such occurs, it shows you are very important, you are probably the number one on the guys list, but you are not the only one on the list.


anti-snitch....if no be say i dey gbadun ur tori, i for shoot u grin you just revealed a brotherhood secret o!

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Investment / Re: MMM Most Likely To Crash This Xmas...... by Maleeq(m): 12:11pm On Dec 20, 2016
ifeanyija:
you can request to provide help but u will not be matched to pay any1 till January but ur money is growing in ur pocket, when Gh start u will be matched
But they say there would be no growth in Mavro. So how do you mean "ur money is growing in ur pocket"?

So, if i request to PH, the question you have NOT answered is, Whose account am i paying into exactly??
Investment / Re: MMM Most Likely To Crash This Xmas...... by Maleeq(m): 11:45am On Dec 20, 2016
ifeanyija:
PH and GH are on hold, if u PH u wont be matched but ur money is growing.
Bro, you just contracdicted yourself in the statement!

PH & GH are on hold, so how can you PH when its on hold?

Its "believed" that there is no central account, and payments are strictly peer-to-peer. This means for everybody PHing, there is someone GHing. So if both PH and GH are on hold, who are you PHing to?

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Investment / Re: MMM Most Likely To Crash This Xmas...... by Maleeq(m): 10:53am On Dec 20, 2016
If noone can GH, then who are you PH-ing to? undecided

My guess? You are PH-ing into the runners accounts!

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Romance / Re: LASTMA Officer Pre-Wedding Photos by Maleeq(m): 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2016
Plot Twist:
The guy would forget its a photoshoot and actually drag the bride to their station! grin
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by Maleeq(m): 10:13pm On Nov 22, 2016
Zceesneh:
d'banj can pay u salary for 30yrs
Ahn ahn bros. I did not take a jab at his financial prowess na!
Biko, I kuku no get job, if you get connection to him, ah wee not mind collecting salary from him sha! embarassed


PS: Tonto Dikeh can pay me salary for 30yrs too, but that don't mean she makes/made good music still! grin ...just saying!

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by Maleeq(m): 10:10pm On Nov 22, 2016
gorgeousfm:


Dear Maleek,

Trust you are doing great. Kindly state Don Jazzy's production that got a nod in the song of the year award category this year.

May I quickly remind you that Dbanj's Emergency got nominated in the above stated category.

when we talk about the most recognized and celebrated artist in Africa. It is Dbanj.

Wiz and Davido still got a long way to go. Dbanj has always been a star, with or without Jazzy.

verygudbadguy
Dear gorgeousfm,

I am doing just fine. And hope you also are?

I refer to my own opinion of the Focus track; this is the same reference from Dbanj himself in comparison to Oliver Twist.

If Emergency was such a success, I believe Dbanj could have verily used it as a reference too. As a fan of both Dbanj and Don Jazzy, I believe I have in my own right to opine Dbanj's musical success (not awards or recognition as we have seen this can and has been influenced: WhizKid and Ali Kiba comes to mind), by my own measures, dropped after they split.

As a last note, do you have Focus currently on your playlist? on repeat? as you did Oliver Twist? grin

Yours in the love of avoiding ban on Nairaland,

Maleeq

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by Maleeq(m): 9:42pm On Nov 22, 2016
that fellow that compared the Focus track to trash was not wrong in my opinion. The only part I thought i liked was the female backup vocals reminiscent of Fela....Daz all!

Plus the Oliver Twist track he is referencing still had the touch of Don Jazzy. Lets see how far this Focup, sorry, Focus, goes!

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Politics / Re: $15M: Patience Jonathan Loses In court by Maleeq(m): 9:37pm On Nov 22, 2016
I have a problem with the lawyers representing and advising her.

1. You aren't listed on the board of the companies being investigated.
2. Your BVN isn't listed on the said account(s)
3. You have an ATM to withdraw from a corporate account and you claim that is enough proof you own the account and monies there in?
4. You made yourself complacent in the investigation by yourself, then you scream witch hunt?
5. You've not been able to prove the source of the said monies (into a corporate account not listed as yours o)

And the lawyers still find the grounds to stand as counsel to such person. In a sane society, they would have self blacklisted themselves from the bar.

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Culture / Re: Women Pound Food On A Man With Mortar & Pestles (Video, Photos) by Maleeq(m): 5:14pm On Nov 16, 2016
This is the Gbagyi people from Niger.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gbagyi_people


The level of tribalism here on nairaland is getting worrisome.

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Politics / Re: Senators To Contribute N300k Each For IDPs & Rehabilitation Of North-East by Maleeq(m): 5:07pm On Oct 04, 2016
Nice...They donate 300k to IDPs today, and tomorrow, the senators receive "Hardship" allowance of 5M each! issokay lipsrsealed

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Car Talk / Re: Nigeria, Are You Ready? Uber Launches Self-driving Cars This Month by Maleeq(m): 11:26am On Aug 25, 2016
With the way we drive in 9ja? Kolewerk mehn! Danfo wee jam dem tire...Unless the cars come equipped with a "I dey craze pass you driver mode" too...where:
1. Its makes turns without signalling
2. designed to shout "U dey craze, ur fada" at other motorists
3. To blare its horns every 30seconds....just for the fun of it
4. Beat red light.
5. Identify lastma (in lagos) and speed before it is caught.
6. Should be able to "chook head" into the slightest space in the next lane in traffic.
7. Be smart it enough to block people from overtaking, entering your lane, especially when the other vehicle has signalled.

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Politics / Re: Security Agents Attack The Convoy Of Wike - PDP by Maleeq(m): 2:52pm On Aug 17, 2016
sibdiibrahim:
There is surely a TRUE side of this news. Pdp misleading and inciting Nigerians since time immemorial.....
Many people here do not think. How on earth do you believe this news that came not from the news media but from pdp?? Chaiiii!!! There is God ooooo!!!!!
Thanks you! Probably an accident happened. Naturally, these convoy drivers are reckless on any given day. If the armoured vehicle was sent by APC, why didn't it head for the vehicle conveying Wike himself?

Spinning stories to curry public empathy? Shame on you PDP.
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Curses Ex-Husband (VIDEO) by Maleeq(m): 12:11pm On Aug 15, 2016
Mynd44:
Y'all start from 11:30.

Damn! This woman was on fleek with em curses. grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Oshey....na wetin carry me come be dat! Jeez!!! She gat no chillz!
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Attends An Event In Bra (Photos) by Maleeq(m): 8:34am On Aug 15, 2016
Oh Lawd....she is ugly!
*spits

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Jokes Etc / How Zambia U-17 Team Was Disqualified by Maleeq(m): 11:58am On Aug 09, 2016
In sports news:

Journalist: How do you feel after scoring the winning goal which put your team through to the quarter finals?
Player: Am very happy ,l dedicate the goal to my wife and three kids, l know they are watching. Love you guys.

- This is how Zambia U17 was disqualified from the tournament in Rwanda.
Under 17 player married with three kids grin cheesy

I love Africa! Lol

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Events / Re: Man Attacks Lady For Not Inviting Him To Her Birthday Party by Maleeq(m): 12:29pm On Aug 04, 2016
Cutehector:
watsup bro, pls can I discuss mth privately with u, preferably on whtsapp, please
Sure...send me a PM with your details..i'd add you up.
Events / Re: Man Attacks Lady For Not Inviting Him To Her Birthday Party by Maleeq(m): 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2016
soberdrunk:
..............and this right here is what happens when "YOU HAVE WANKED WITH A LADY's PIC ON SOCIAL MEDIA FOR SO LONG THAT YOU BEGIN TO THINK YALL ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP"! Am telling you guys it's a real health condition I call "CVWD" (chronic Virtual Wanking Dependency).................
hahahaha....LWKMD grin
Politics / Re: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by Maleeq(m): 9:14am On Jul 08, 2016
So much theatrics. Man of the people, right? Ok...Agreed. But what development has he actually brought to the people that love him?
He makes a mockery of governance IMHO.

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Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by Maleeq(m): 8:35am On Jul 04, 2016
purplekayc:
maleeq,how do I will install extreme download manager?
Been trying sudo~apt~get install exdm
Doesn't seem to work.
Do I have to create an account on the bash page or something?

$ sudo add-apt-repository ppa:noobslab/apps
$ sudo apt-get update
$ sudo apt-get install xdman
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by Maleeq(m): 5:13pm On Jun 30, 2016
OK. I think i got it! Apparently, the space left on my /boot partition isn't enough to install the new kernel. I had a bunch of old and unused kernels still installed. The fix was to remove them:

1. run uname -r to get the current linux kernel in use.

2. run dpkg -l | grep ^ii | grep linux-image | awk {'print $2'} | grep -v extra to get a listing of all kernels installed.

3. For each kernel in #2 that is not the current Kernel listed in #1, run dpkg --purge linux-image-x.xx.x-xx-generic
the x represents the kernel details.

4. run sudo apt-get install -f and you should be fine.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by Maleeq(m): 4:50pm On Jun 30, 2016
blackweaver:


Maybe you should try freeing some space in your /tmp folder i'm just fishing, i don't really know what the problem is either. By the way can you actually save a file outside your home folder (using root permission of course)?
Or you could try to su to root and run the update from the terminal
Tried it....same results. All the solutions I googled up just ain't working for me!

I'd wipe my PC and install XP o! Make una epp mi o!!
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by Maleeq(m): 7:42am On Jun 30, 2016
blackweaver:


I know this is probably stupid, but try removing that memory card first. Who knows if it's trying to write something there.
If that doesn't work, try booting into recovery mode and do a disk checkup, there might be some corruption on the filesystem

I just tried that....but still the same result! Make una epp mi o!!! cry
Politics / Re: Ikorodu Killings: Nigerians Have Lost Trust In Police- Commissioner Of Police by Maleeq(m): 11:04am On Jun 29, 2016
Duh!! You can't lose what you never had!
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by Maleeq(m): 7:39am On Jun 29, 2016
Guys, I am having an error I cannot seem to wrap around.

I got some notification for updates; I did, but it fails with the message below:
unable to create `/usr/src/linux-headers-3.13.0-91/arch/x86/include/asm/irq_regs.h.dpkg-new' (while processing `./usr/src/linux-headers-3.13.0-91/arch/x86/include/asm/irq_regs.h'): No space left on device
No apport report written because the error message indicates a disk full error

Quick look says "disk full", i run df- h and i still have space on my drives:

maleeq@AlienHut-17:~$ df -h
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
udev 7.8G 4.0K 7.8G 1% /dev
tmpfs 1.6G 1.3M 1.6G 1% /run
/dev/sdb3 16G 14G 1.5G 91% /
none 4.0K 0 4.0K 0% /sys/fs/cgroup
none 5.0M 0 5.0M 0% /run/lock
none 7.8G 403M 7.4G 6% /run/shm
none 100M 80K 100M 1% /run/user
/dev/sdb1 283M 123M 141M 47% /boot
/dev/sda1 592G 499G 63G 89% /media/maleeq/DataDrive
/dev/sda2 98G 84G 15G 86% /media/maleeq/SharedDrive
/dev/sdb2 127G 115G 13G 91% /media/maleeq/WinDrive
/dev/sdb6 795G 465G 290G 62% /home
/dev/mmcblk0 1.9G 1.9G 1.8M 100% /media/maleeq/0000-B8102


Dunno what else to do! I am on Ubuntu 14.04
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Stylish In Blue Agbada And Red Sneakers by Maleeq(m): 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2016
If na my a.boki broda wear dis, we no go talk! Haba Dan' Banj? Meye haka? smh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Effects Of Britain Leaving The EU by Maleeq(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2016
OMG! Why are they leaving? Where would they now go to? I hope they are not coming to Africa o? We have out own issues already.

grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Temisan Omatseye Appeals 5-Year Jail Sentence by Maleeq(m): 9:33am On May 23, 2016
He was sentenced because of the figure: 271million! (too small as compared to others)
If to say na 271Billion, he would be free!

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Politics / Re: Air Force Refunds N19.44bn To Stabilisation Account by Maleeq(m): 5:39pm On May 02, 2016
...and the Nigerian airforce generates/earns income how?? Just wondering how they could pay the "loan" back? or did some "officers" refund their share of loot?

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Religion / Re: Prophet Mboro: Jesus Wife Is Hot And Sexy by Maleeq(m): 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2016
LecciGucci:


no the thread is hidden so i couldnt see my comment.
thank u boss... . i'll use his moniker to locate him
The thread is borderline illegal, and had been removed.
Religion / Re: Prophet Mboro: Jesus Wife Is Hot And Sexy by Maleeq(m): 5:22pm On Apr 16, 2016
LecciGucci:


Boss.. pls help me i dont know how else to locate this again without contacting u.
there is a recent topic here on how to browse unlited with swift and smile
but i just advised the op to do it in his blog so that it wont be blocked.
so i collected the op's number but it was not correct and the post has been hidden and i dont kno his moniker.
I DONT KNO HOW TO GET TO HIM EXCEPT THIS METHOD.. SINCE U ARE THE MOD ON computer DEPARTMENT.

PLS HELP ME OUT LOCATE HIS MONIKER ABEG... THANKS.
Send me a PM next time.

His moniker is Stanley08 and the thread is here

TIP: since you commented on the thread, next time go through your posts to find the comment.

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