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MadeINchenzen2:
lol... yeah, Dr pepper and AfriCola

Yeah....Afri cola....
I've forgotten the name of their orange brand

You didn't mention Dr Pepper

vincentjk:
A mudu of maize is now N340 and the best is to be building pyramid with it.

Wonderful.

It's 650 here

tianshie:
Even Amokachi go dere, yet no way.

Lol

Dalil8:
His current worth is €6million on transfermkt

I'm sorry jare. I intend to write 6 million

This ain't no Puff Adder nigga....
Check this out

There was a time Angel Gomes (then of Manchester united) visited pastor TB Joshua in Lagos for spiritual fortification to help him overcome his injury problem. The thing no work.
Now his market value is just around £6M and doesn't even make first eleven in losc Lille

Testing positive to covid 19 is no longer a big deal.
The scariest test of all time is ARV abi na AVR (HIV screening)
Funny enough, something will prompt you to take the test and the relief you get after it comes out negative is out of this world.

Congratulations......

ImoleNaija:
Baba japa before the mob take him for a kidnapper

Exactly what I thought

Mehn, things have changed. We can always thank God. Recently I introduced a bikeman to my son; henceforth, this man would take you to and from school, work is very demanding lately.
Can you believe that this 4 year old boy refuse and insist if I'm not taking him, then he's not going to school.
We forced him the first day and the okada man narrated what he went through.
He didn't even bother to come back the following day.

Lol......Scammee scammed by a wiser scammer.
I love this

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That's guilt. Just cool down, give it some minutes and you'll get over it. Let me ask you, how does the porn you're watching feel like after you've ejaculated? Yet, you'll still continue watching after some minutes

This girl in my dept is one very beautiful bitch. I shoot my shot and she neither say yes or no. One day, she invited me to her house. Told me she liked me but I'm not bouyant enough to cater for her needs. In the end, she insisted I sleep over. I was okay with the decision thinking the night was going to be a beautiful adventurous one but unfortunately, this girl left the room around midnight and went to sleep in her neighbor's room. That neighbor is now my wife and we have two beautiful kids together while slay mama is still very much single at 33. That thing pain me that night

Anything against women and children is a No No for us in jigawa. That serve him right

Some men can go extra mile for a lady but unfortunately, they are always unlucky.
While I was doing masters, I was dating one sweet girl.
I just receive a call one day from a guy who claimed to be her bf. He got my number from one bad belle lady in her yard.
Dude was crying and begging me to leave the girl; that she's all he had. I had no choice than to let go. The guy even sent me 5k recharge card and followed it with a thank you message.

Thank God it ended in praise. As a pregnant woman in your last trimester, you're not supposed to be in camp. Please pcm should take note. The medical facilities in government establishment is nothing to write home about.
Congratulations madam

Wahala dey oo

The sex you just removed ��

Long overdue

I can feel your joy. It's really good to invest in these children especially at the early stage.
There's this school my uncle enrol his three year old boy in pre nursery class and had to pay about 60k as school fee per term. As an average Nigerian, he feel it's too much for a 3 yr old kid but now after just three terms, the boy can write 1-100 on his own, A-Z, identify all colors and shape and his dad his proud of him.

The new trend on nairaland is showing off salaries or how much an item is bought.
Now we know that OP earns around $1k

Good

Badass roommate....
I share a room with two niggas we came from the same hood. We were living separately until we met in UNAD and then rented a single apartment in year 2 to save money since we were all collecting money for a private apartment at home.
I was studying biochemistry and was the most quiet. No gf or social life.
One day, my guys began to criticize me in front of our 60 room hostel that I'm impotent. I don't use to have morning erection and that's why I don't have a gf.
I was foolishly arguing with them and we later agree that I should have a gf.
Luckily, I met a girl that same day and the chemistry was good.
She was in my room that same weekend and I entertained her the little way I can.
I wasn't a virgin; neither was she. We did it.
Unknowingly, my guys was monitoring the whole situation.
After everything, I saw her off to the main road and on getting back to the hostel, I was surprised to see almost all everyone in the hostel outside. They were hailing me and before I know what's going on, my guys already have me on their shoulder as if I just won a gold medal at the Olympics.
The used condoms I planned to come back and dispose as been tied in a transparent polythene and they were displaying it as an evidence that I've had sex. I quietly retrieve it from them. I don't know whether to be embarrassed or excited.
From that moment, I dated 2 girls from the same hostel and about a half dozen more girls but I later move far away from those guys in my final year when I discovered that my GP is sinking.
One has become a pastor now and life has humbled all of us.

Vickkymanny:
those kind of girl can even use toto to get him to cum to their church.

That's worse oooo

again!!!!
Arghhhhh

Just tell her you want her to be your sex partner. Anytime she call or come around, reiterate it to her but deep down in your heart, you don't mean it. She would avoid you like plaque