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Politics › Re: Buhari's Greatest Mistake Is The Appointment Of Ishaq Oloyede As JAMB Registrar by malware: 5:24pm On Apr 04, 2017
I don't even know the person heading that board, but all I know is that whoever the person is, he is a veteran clueless who specialized in fantastic confusion.

The man be like the kid in this PIC.

Family › Re: Boy Falls From A Mango Tree And Dies In Imo (Photo) by malware: 5:14pm On Apr 04, 2017
Why is the name "Mango tree" always synonymous to tragedy?

The place they call mango tree in my area, na brothels full d place.

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Hot Bikini Photo Of Tboss by malware: 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2017
contactmorak:
TBoss is no doubt hot and sexy, which is why she is loved by many guys who are rooting for her to win (like they will have a piece of her cake undecided)

Here is a bikini photo of her looking like a tempting river goddess....

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/04/checkout-hot-bikini-photo-of-tboss.html
OP, you mean this old woman?

Investment › Re: GHWx: Stranded Participants Threaten Suicide (Screen Shots) by malware: 5:05pm On Apr 04, 2017
yinkslinks:
I want you to know i do it with my clear eyes and i am eating better than you do. If it ever crashes, so be it. my business and not yours. mind your business so you can live longer on earth.
You mean minding my business like this?

Investment › Re: GHWx: Stranded Participants Threaten Suicide (Screen Shots) by malware: 4:59pm On Apr 04, 2017
akanbiaa:
Using spare money is instructed just Cos of delays like this, borrowing money is totally out of it, since it's 50k he has he should have used 10k
Which one is spare money agai?

Investment › Re: GHWx: Stranded Participants Threaten Suicide (Screen Shots) by malware: 4:58pm On Apr 04, 2017
yinkslinks:
evidence of payment.
Your time to purchase ota pia pia is imminent.

Investment › Re: GHWx: Stranded Participants Threaten Suicide (Screen Shots) by malware: 4:55pm On Apr 04, 2017
The one that is reigning now is PPP 1000% in just one minute.

Politics › Re: Sunday Aghaeze Visits Sambisa Forest, Boko Haram Enclave by malware: 3:24pm On Apr 04, 2017
Zaheertyler:
I wan join army... my mama no gree...these people day sweet me
Goan tell your mum that her decision is really paining Sir Shekau.
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 3:19pm On Apr 04, 2017
mrdashing10:
Yours does. Mine doesnt prohibit drinking responsibly.
Define the word responsibly
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 3:19pm On Apr 04, 2017
mrdashing10:
Yours does. Mine doesnt prohibit drinking responsibly.
Define the word responsibly.
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 11:56am On Apr 04, 2017
mrdashing10:
Bible prohibits drinking and partying? Forget bou bangs..
Yes it prohibits drinking.... Go grab your bible bros.
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 11:34am On Apr 04, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Choi, oga u for put "graphic" na. Very scary. U mean the culprits are still the same people shouting "cannibalism"? Nawao.
Don't mind the idiots, they would sit on top their own crime to insult others.
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho Shows Off Sultry Figure. Fans React by malware: 11:33am On Apr 04, 2017
I rather see it as salty figure....
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 11:26am On Apr 04, 2017
mrdashing10:
The moment I picked up that relocation form and decided to quit Borno/Jigawa for Enugu State. I knew I was doing the right thing.
How can someone spend 11 months without alcohol, turnup! and bangs!! all because of sharia...
People abstain from all of the above and they are still alive. Even Bible prohibits all the indecencies you have mentioned.
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 11:24am On Apr 04, 2017
cornelin:
That was how recently passed out corper in nairaland was giving us a million reason to choose Kano instead of Abuja or Akwa Ibom just because of cheap stuffs. I can't go to NYSC in peace and come back in pieces.
you have every right to steer clear. You are not needed down here.
NYSC › Re: "Corper's Finger Cut Off In Katsina" - Twitter User Says (Graphic Pics) by malware: 11:20am On Apr 04, 2017
watered:
Hypocrisy at its peak. These people are cannibals.
You mean these ones?

Family › Re: Five Children Burnt To Death In Abuja by malware: 9:58am On Apr 04, 2017
what a nonsense reportage, no date, no time, only place. As far as i'm concerned, this report is incomplete.
Celebrities › Re: bbnaija: The First Thing The Top 5 Housemates Are Doing After Davido Asked by malware: 8:36am On Apr 04, 2017
But Efe once said he was born and brought up in Jos, so why is Mr. OP calling him Delta born?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Begins Online Registration Of Unemployed Nigerians by malware: 8:41pm On Apr 03, 2017
This is quite shameful.. .. all these APC people are vision less, directionless, and clueless. They promised to give the unemployed 5k monthly, which has turned to be some 10 dollars, an amount that is too small for an average American to spend in a day, but they are yet to keep to their promise.

The morons said they want to feed school children, but the kids are still waiting.

Now, they want to embark on another round of clueless journey just because they think we Nigerians are illiterates ryt?

Well, 2019 is just around the corner.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nail Bomb Detonates In Russia Metro Station, 10 Dead, Injuring 50(photos). by malware: 8:34pm On Apr 03, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Muslim terrorists don go touch the tail of sleeping lion.una think say Putin na weak president like.....
Who told yoh say na Muslim terrorists? So every act of terrorism is now perpetrated by Muslims abi? Get sense bros get sense

Education › Re: Jamb Registration Turns Bloody In Makurdi As 1 Person Said To Be Shot By Police by malware: 8:29pm On Apr 03, 2017
So under this Buhari's government, even Jamb registration has become a nightmare. Gaskiya this government is super clueless, filled with dumb asses in the name of technocrats.

Family › Re: Nigerian Girl Born With Blue Eyes In Delta Experiences Stigmatization (Photos) by malware: 5:38pm On Apr 03, 2017
But I like blue eyes, they look sexy. You know what I mean.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by malware: 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2017
Very soon Serikin Kuje, Kanu would start campaigning for Efe. So even IPODS dey watch BBNaija. When una dey launch BBB?

Career › Re: "Hire Me At The Funerals Of Your Loved Ones"-Says Man Who Cries Professionally. by malware: 4:56pm On Apr 03, 2017
This is so pathetic, crying job for that matter.

Christianity Etc › Re: "T.B Joshua Is Too Small" - Apostle Johnson Suleman (Throwback Video) by malware: 4:52pm On Apr 03, 2017
ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
PLEASE AND PLEASE MY CHRISTIAN LEADERS, DON"T ALLOW THESE ISLAMIC DEMONS TO DESECRATE THE BODY OF CHRIST. WE SHOULD RATHER TEAM UP AND BE UNITED AGAINST THESE FORCES.


THE KADUNA MIDGET AND THE USELESS KEYAMU WOULD BE DISGRACED AT THE END.


LONG LIVE CAN

LONG LIVE APOSTLE SULEIMAN

LONG LIVE TB JOSHUA
WHO ARE THE ISLAMIC DEMONS, ADEBOYE, T. B JOSHUA OR AKPORSTLE SULEIMAN?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Arrives Cyprus For A Crusade (Photos) by malware: 4:48pm On Apr 03, 2017
Afriifa:
The Gate of Hell will never Prevail againts the Lord's annointed.


The Fulanis and their plans will fail.
Stephanie Otobo na fulani girl abi?

TV/Movies › Re: An Angel Appear In The Sky !!! by malware: 11:38am On Apr 03, 2017
move it to jokes section pls.
TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: Efe's Fans Organize Massive Get-together In Lagos & Abuja (photos) by malware: 11:20am On Apr 03, 2017
stane007:
lalasticlala
SO THE GET TOGETHER WAS HELD AT MILLENIUM PARK AND I MISTAKENLY SKIPPED GOING THERE THIS WEEKEND, WHAT A BAD LUCK!!! cry cry
Health › Re: Lady Goes Gaga After Taking Weed (Photos) by malware: 11:15am On Apr 03, 2017
MAKE SHE KUKU UNDRESSsss NA..... OP KINDLY UPDATE WHEN THE UNCLAD PHOTOS SURFACE.

Health › Re: Meningitis Outbreak In 16 States In Nigeria. See Affected States by malware: 11:13am On Apr 03, 2017
DoctorsOfficeNg:
Ninety (90) Local Government Areas (LGAs) in Sixteen (16) States of the Federation are so far affected including Zamfara,
Katsina,
Sokoto,
Kebbi,
Niger,
Nassarawa,
Jigawa,
FCT,
Gombe,
Taraba ,
Yobe,
Kano,
Osun,
Cross
Rivers,
Lagos and Plateau.

Prevention:
· Avoidance of overcrowding
· Sleep in well ventilated places
· Avoidance of close and prolonged contact with a case/s
· Proper disposal of respiratory and throat secretions
· Strict observance of hand hygiene and sneezing into Elbow joint/sleeves
· Reduce hand shaking, kissing, sharing utensils or medical interventions such as mouth resuscitation
· Vaccination with relevant sero-type of the meningococcal vaccine
· Self-medication should be avoided

Read More at: https://doctorsoffice.ng/health-tips/609968-health-alert-meningitis-outbreak-reduce-kissing-hand-shaking-avoid-overcrowding-self-medication
@OP THE ABOVE LIST IS NOT COMPLETE COS THE OUTBREAK STARTED IN ZAMFARA STATE AND THAT STATE IS THE MOST AFFECTED WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF CASUALTY RECORDED THERE. IN FACT, ALMOST ALL THE LGAS IN THE STATE ARE AFFECTED BY THE SCOURGE.
Business › Re: Anxiety As Withdrawal, Deposit Charges Begin by malware: 8:44am On Apr 03, 2017
Cashless policy... . I'll rather put the money in ponzi.
Politics › Re: Electricity Generation Drops To 3,800MW As Gencos Threatening Shutdown by malware: 7:41am On Apr 03, 2017
Chaiiii

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