It was all fun and laughter at the Delightsome Land School Rip The Runway event which took place on the Saturday the 3rd of December 2016. Parents of children turned to runway models as they modeled designs by the famous fashion designer Ade Bakare. The event was the brain child of the lively and efficient proprietress of the school, Mrs. Tayo Olarewaju who together with her team of capable teachers is running an amazing establishment where children are able to take their first sure steps towards a solid education.

Delightsome Land School boasts a state-of-the-art creche, pre-school and primary school all well equipped with the latest educational learning tools and methods. Mrs Olarewaju, a seasoned Educationist holds a B.Sc. in Accounting from University of Lagos as well as a Post Graduate degree in education leadership and management from Institute of Education, University of London. She is also an Alumnus of Lagos business school and a mentor at several foundations that helps mentor people who want to start a private school. She is also a columnist in Timeles Magazine and has also authoured a book titled ‘Life’s Lessons’. Check out some lovely photos from the event. To see more pics see www.nollywoodacess.com

It was all fun and laughter at the Delightsome Land School Rip The Runway event which took place on the Saturday the 3rd of December 2016. Parents of children turned to runway models as they modeled designs by the famous fashion designer Ade Bakare. The event was the brain child of the lively and efficient proprietress of the school, Mrs. Tayo Olarewaju who together with her team of capable teachers is running an amazing establishment where children are able to take their first sure steps towards a solid education.

Delightsome Land School boasts a state-of-the-art creche, pre-school and primary school all well equipped with the latest educational learning tools and methods. Mrs Olarewaju, a seasoned Educationist holds a B.Sc. in Accounting from University of Lagos as well as a Post Graduate degree in education leadership and management from Institute of Education, University of London. She is also an Alumnus of Lagos business school and a mentor at several foundations that helps mentor people who want to start a private school. She is also a columnist in Timeles Magazine and has also authoured a book titled ‘Life’s Lessons’. Check out some lovely photos from the event. To see more pics see www.nollywoodacess.com

I always say the golden years of Nigerian football were from USA '94 to the 1996 when the Nigeria team made the world stand up and take notice. It seems ordinary Brazilians still have a healthy respect for the Nigeria football team judging from this video clip. Meanwhile Oghenekaro Etebo became the first Nigerian to score a hat-trick at the Olympics. He netted 4 goals in total!

Watch the video of some Brazilians telling a member of the Nigerian football squad about his favourite Nigerian players here!
http://www.nollywoodaccess.com/brazilians-express-admiration-for-nigerian-footballers-in-rio-2016/

Nollywood screenwriter, publicist & blogger Bola Aduwo is Ladybrille Magazine’s Woman of the Month of October! A trained broadcaster who worked as a Senior producer in the nation’s capital, Abuja on Kapital FM 92.9, ( a station under the Federal Radio Corporation Of Nigeria), Aduwo discovered her flair for writing after her former school mate Emem Isong, made her realize her gift.

Raised in the same household as her famed fashion designer cousin, Duro Olowu, (designer to Michelle Obama, Uma Thurman, Linda Evangelista amongst others), after she lost her father died in a car accident at a tender age, Bola Aduwo would later team up with Isong to co-write many Nollywood’s hit screen plays such as ‘A Minute to Midnite'(1997), ‘Hit & Run'(1998) and ‘For Real’ etc.’ In 2005, she left her job with the Federal Radio Corporation (FRCN) in Abuja and moved to Lagos to pursue her passion first for writing, then as a publicist. She has since co-written even more successful screenplays for movies such as ‘Reloaded,’ ‘Guilty Pleasures,’ ‘Bursting Out,’ and ‘I’ll Take My Chances.’ In recent times, she wrote ‘Code of Silence,’ a film about rape, which is now screening in theaters across Nigeria and available online. An avid blogger & publicist, Bola is Ladybrille Magazine Woman of the Month for October 2015, and she joins host Ms. Uduak to discuss her career trajectory so far and the business of writing in Nollywood. Listen and share. http://ladybrillemag.com/bolaaduwo/
Where to Find Bola Aduwo
Twitter; PR_Dreamflite
Facebook: Bola Aduwo
Instagram: nollywoodaccess


About Ladybrille Magazine

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Breaking the mold and trailblazing a path never traveled before, Ladybrille® Magazine is a fusion of WWD, Vogue and ESSENCE with a very distinct African perspective. The magazine has served as a platform for brilliant exclusive and/in-depth interviews for many brilliant personalities, worldwide. The Magazine’s recognition as a pioneer and relevant authority in its niche market has meant media powerhouse like CNN, consulting giant McKinsey and numerous high profile personalities and individuals have sought and/regularly seek it as the authority on all things “Africhic.”

A new dawn has come for Nigerian gospel music with the advent of release of Pastor Chris Delvan Gwamma’s ‘New Nation’ album. The 11 track album is a well produced, confection of musical melodies recorded and mastered in Houston, Texas, USA with the genius touch from Cobhams Asuquo, with live studio recording by international instrumentalists such as Joe Camey & Michael Hodge on guitar, David Davidson and the Nashville crew on strings etc. Songs such as The Greatest of them all, Bread of Life, The Lord is My Light and so on are musical masterpieces that can stand comparable to songs anywhere in the world.The album is the brain child of Pastor Chris Devan Gwamma, the General Overseer of New Life Assembly Church in Kaduna, Nigeria. The songs were all sung by him and this Sunday 25th of January at 5pm at the Oriental Hotel, Lekki the album will be launched to much fanfare. Present at the event will be the very popular Lionel Petersen from South Africa, Nathaniel Bassey, Cobhams Asuquo and several other ministers of music.

Nominees have been announced for one of the most anticipated awards in Nollywood, the Golden Icons Academy Awards popularly known as GIAMA is out. Names of nominees include veterans in the business including Kunle Afolayan, Ramsey Nouah, Teco benson, Emem Isong, Desmond Elliot, Uche Jombo-Rodriguez, Kate Hensahw, Rita Dominic, Chioma Chukwuka-Akpotha but it also includes some newbies such as Blossom Chukwujekwu, Seun Akindele, Mary Lazarus, Tamara Eteimo, and many more. There is much anticipation as the nomination list is quite competitive this year. The GIAMA vision is to celebrate the very best of African films and to continually showcase their unique talent, and expose in a meaningful manner to the diaspora at large. It is organised by Entertainment mogul, Mr Bode Ojo and is set to take place in Houston, Texas on October 19th.


Best Motion Picture

Brother’s Keeper
Finding Mercy
Torn
Contract
Ninah’s Dowry
Phone Swap

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Best Drama

Hunters
On Bended knees
House of Gold
Desperate Housegirls
Finding Mercy
Torn

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Best Cinematography

Red Hot
Last Flight to Abuja
Weekend Getaway
Phone Swap
Brother’s keeper
Contract

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Best Comedy

Okon goes to school
Cheaters
Mrs Somebody
Lies men tell
Phone Swap
House of Gold

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Best Costume

The Twin sword
Weekend Getaway
House of Gold
Volunteers
The Gods are still not to blame
Keeping my Man

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Most Promising Actress (Best New Actress)

Mary Lazarus – [Desperate House girls]
Omawumi Megbele – [House of Gold]
Mbufung Seikeh – [Ninah’s dowry]
Okawa Shaznay – [Cheaters]
Tamara Eteimo – [Desperate House girls]
Itz Tiffany – [Single and married]

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Best Actress

Ireti Doyle – [Torn]
Rita Dominic – [Finding Mercy]
Jackie Appiah – [Hunters]
Omoni Oboli – [Brother’s Keeper]
Chioma Chukwuka – [On Bended Knees]
Yvonne Okoro – [Contract]
Nse Ikpe Ntim – [Phone Swap]

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Best Supporting Actress

Monalisa Chinda [Torn]
Uru Ekeh – [Weekend getaway]
Keira Hewatch [Lies men tell]
Roselyn Ngissah – [Letter to my Mother]
Betty Olumowe – [Scam]
Kate Henshaw – [False]

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Most Promising Actor (Best New Actor)

Bobby Obodo – [The Volunteers]
Anurin Nwunembom – [Ninah’s Dowry]
Wale Ojo – [Phone Swap]
Umar Krapp – [House of Gold]
Blossom Chukwujekwu – [Finding Mercy]
Seun Akindele – [On bended knees]

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Best Actor

Kalu Ikeagwu – [False]
Adjetey Annan – [Hunters]
Hlomla Dandala – [Contract]
Majid Michel – [Brother’s Keeper]
O.C Ukeje – Alan Poza
Yemi Blaq – [Bridge of Hope]

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Best Supporting Actor

Joseph Benjamin – [Torn]
Eddie Watson – [Letter to my Mother]
Alex Ekubo – [Weekend Getaway]
Francis Odega – [House of Gold]
Chet Anekwe – [On Bended Knees]
Uti Nwachukwu – [Finding Mercy]

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Best Director

Moses Inwang – [Torn]
Kunle Afolayan – [Phone Swap]
Ikechukwu Onyeka – [Brother’s keeper]
Desmond Elliott – [Finding Mercy]
Victor Viyuoh – [Ninah’s Dowry]
Pascal Amanfo – [House of Gold]

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Best Indigenous
The GIAMA Jury panel selected below the minimum number of 4 movies required for the 2013 Best
Indigenous category. To maintain the integrity of the awards, we decided to abstain from including
this category for the 2013 GIAMA Nomination list. We will reintroduce it next year’s awards.

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Best Original Screenplay

Phone Swap
Torn
Finding Mercy
Desperate Housegirls
House of Gold
False

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Best Sound

Last Flight to Abuja
Red Hot
Finding Mercy
Contract
Hunters
Mrs. Somebody

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Producer of the Year

Moses Inwang – [Torn]
Che Hilaire – [Ninah’s Dowry]
Abdul Salam – [Hunters]
Kunle Afolayan – [Phone Swap]
Uduak Isong – [Desperate Housegirls]
Yvonne Okoro – [Contract]

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Best Original Soundtrack

Hunters
Mrs Somebody
Ninah’s Dowry
Weekend Getaway
Bridge of Hope
Cheaters

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DIASPORA FILMS
Best Film Diaspora

Still Standing [USA]
Feathered Dreams [Ukraine]
Unguarded [USA]
When One door closes [USA]

Best Film Director – Diaspora

Andrew Rozhen – [Feathered Dreams]
Desmond Elliot & Bethels Agomuoh – [Unguarded]
Michael Uadiale – [Still Standing]
Robert Peters – [When one door loses]

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Most Promising Actor – Diaspora
The majority of our 2013 submission received for the “Most Promising Actor – Diaspora” category
did not meet one of our criteria, solely because the potential nominee had to be a new actor.
Thus, we regret to inform you that the category was removed from the 2013 Category selection. We
will reintroduce it in next year’s awards.

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Most Promising Actress- Diaspora
The majority of our 2013 submission received for the “Most Promising Actress – Diaspora” category
did not meet one of our criteria, solely because the potential nominee had to be a new actor.
Thus, we regret to inform you that the category was removed from the 2013 Category selection. We
will reintroduce it in next year’s awards.

VIEWERS CHOICE CATEGORIES
Best Male Act (Viewer’s Choice)

Mike Ezuruonye
Majid Michel
Desmond Elliot
Jim Iyke
John Dumelo
Ramsey Nouah

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Best Female Act (Viewer’s Choice)

Ini Edo
Yvonne Okoro
Jackie Appiah
Tonto Dikeh
Uche Jombo
Yvonne Nelson

All other categories including honourary, humanitarian, and appreciation awards will be announced at the Award ceremony on October 19, 2013.

Follow them:
Twitter: @giamaawards; Facebook: GIAMAAwards;

omosexy1: This will make a fantastic movie. Do know why our history are not portrayed on pictures so that our children can learn. What we have are stupid I LOVE YOU MOVIES and now afrocandy has added nudity to it.

A movie on this is currently being shot by Lancelot Oduwa Imasuen called 'Invasion 1897'. It is amazing. You guys should watch out for it. The British invade Benin, exiled the Oba and took away many priceless artefacts including the famous Ivory mask (of Queen Idia) used as Festac '77 mascot! You are right its about time we use film to tell our history but most times producers with these intentions face bottlenecks. Also the issue of sponsorship. A movie on this kind of topic should not be funded by an individual. What happened to the Ministry of Culture and Tourism? The Government of Edo state? Not to mention highly place sons and daughters of the Great Bini kingdom? It is not enough to blame Nollywood producers who use their hard earned personal cash to shoot commercial films they know will sell. They have to be supported.Anyway,Check out the trailer of the movie here http://www.nollywoodaccess.com/2096

The Lotin!! Aargh! Had no idea he had died! Awww! May his soul rest in peace. I was privileged to meet Chief Bayo through a friend who invited me for his birthday party in Ondo. It was an event to remember. A three day celebration on his farm with plenty to eat drink and be merry about. There was even hunting in the evening where he and his friends would go with guns to hunt bush meat on his extensive farm which was later turned to asun to be roasted and eaten by guests. Never have I met an old man more jovial and cheerful than Chief Bayo. He cracked joke after joke and was the life of the party, enthralling us with gist about his travels around the world. Of the many stories I heard the one that sticks in my memory was how he rewarded his driver of 25yrs. After driving him for 25yrs, he decided to retire the driver and also do somethg for him. He told him about a piece of land he had in Ibadan that would need supervising. The driver supervised the building of the structure on the land and when it was completed and the key given to Chief Bayo, he handed it back and said 'No! This house is for you! I was deeply touched by that story. I left there with an indelible imprint on my mind of this great man. Sun re o, Baba! Rest in perfect peace.

Believe Media presents the premiere of two movies; 'Breaking Free' and 'Cat & Mouse'.
"Breaking Free' was produced by Morris Sesay and is about domestic violence and spousal abuse
Synopsis: When Maggi and Thompson got married, it was love at first sight. Things looked like it was going to one of those happily-ever-after fairy tales. However, less than a year on, the tides turned and Maggi found herself fighting the monster that her dear Thompson had become. This is a story of how love somtimes turns sour. This is a story of one woman’s quest at BREAKING FREE ...
starring Martha Sesay, Khadijah Koroma, Hannah Daramy, Ibrahim Khemalai and Morris Sesay. Directing was by Austin Nwaolie.
Premiere is taking place in Freetown on the 9th March (World Premiere) and 14th March. The other movie is called ‘Cat & Mouse’. ‘
It stars Chelsea Eze, Alex Ekubo, Bishop Imeh Umoh, Ada Ameh and Morris Sesay. This will also be premiering on the same day with 'Breaking Free'.

Okon Goes To School' the sequel to the hugely successful movie 'Okon Lagos' goes on sale nationwide tomorrow February 8th. The movie went through a successful run in the cinemas and is now ready for release on dvd.
Synopsis: After failing to conquer the concrete giant called Lagos, Okon now faces his next challenge: The University! Will he succeed? Or will he be swallowed by the world of beautiful women & menacing cult boys?'
Produced by Uduak Isong Oguamanam & directed by Lancelot Imasuen. It stars: Imeh Bishop Umoh, Moses Armstrong, Obongawan Bennet James, Belinda Effah amongst others.

The much anticipated movie 'Weekend Getaway' is set to screen nationwide! Buy your popcorn now! The much anticipated, star-studded movie, ‘Weekend Getaway’ is set for screening nationwide on March 29th 2013. For more info go to www.nollywoodaccess.com

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Wish, Funke Akindele (Jenifa), Patience Ozokwor (Mama G) and Imeh Bishop Umoh (Okon Lagos) are under one roof. Thus plenty of guffaws may be generated out of an otherwise dire situation.

December 1 (premiere ), December 7 (Out in cinemas nationwide – Nigeria)

Main Cast: Funke Akindele, Patience Ozokwor, Hafeez Oyetoro, Helen Paul, Imeh Bishop Umoh
Produced by Award winni: Elvis Chucks
Production Company: Diamond Groove Pictures
Synopsis: A single mother who makes a living as a petty trader has one wish: to see her child go to school and explore the opportunities she never had. Tragedy strikes, however, when she is diagnosed with cancer. Noting that she has only a short amount of time, she struggles to achieve her dreams—against all odds.

Actor-turned Director/producer, Desmond Elliot is releasing his long-awaited movie, 'In The Cupboard' in cinemas, nationwide as from the 17th of August 2012! The movie which was successfully premiered in several cities is the U.S last year is finally set for release in Nigeria.
'In The Cupboard' is a story that revolves around the lives of six siblings born into the rich, aristocratic Desouza family; a name synonymous with wealth & power. Everything seems perfect in their lives until their father dies unexpectedly and all of them gather together from different parts of the world to be with their mother, the elegant matriarch Veronica 'Ronnie’ Desouza ( Biola Williams) by for two weeks. What ensues is a series of events that threatens to shake the family to its very foundations!
The movie's star-studded cast includes Nollywood star actress Ini Edo alongside Big Brother Africa Winner, Uti Nwachukwu, Award winning Ghanaian actress, Lydia Forson, Mr Nigeria 1st Runner-Up, Alexx Ekubo, ZAFAA Award winner, Bishop Ime Umoh and features upcoming actors Morris Sesay and Tessy Abubakar. Marketed under the Royal Arts Academy brand, the movie was executive produced by Desmond Elliot & Caroline Danjuma and produced & directed by Desmond Elliot.

Check them out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/InTheCupboard and dont forget to 'like' the page! On Twitter follow @deselliot to know when to win lots of exciting prizes, free tickets and goodies which await you! Stay tuned!

The much anticipated blockbuster, 'I'll Take My Chances' is set to be premiered in Lagos on the 24th of February 2012!



For months now the anticipation has been growing, preparations put in place and now 'I'll Take My Chances' is finally ready to be presented to the world. The movie which stars bombshell Ini Edo, heart throb Bryan Okwara, Canadian dancer, Ashleigh Clark, veteran actor Sam Efe Loco ( in one is last recorded productions) amongs many others is a drama-filled, dance-fest sprinkled with plenty of action. It was directed by Desmond Elliot and screenplay was written by Kehinde Joseph, Uduak Oguamanam & Bola Aduwo. 

The lagos premiere is on the 24th of February 2012 | Venue: Silverbird Galleria, Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria island, Lagos | Time: 5pm | Tickets go on sale next week!

@Nagoya Why not read it first before assuming? And FYI I am not Igbo. Im an objective Nigerian.

The problem Southerners had with Balewa was that he was seen as a puppet set by the British who wanted someone they could control when they reluctantly left Nigeria.  They couldnt have done that with a Zik, or Awolowo etc.  Southerners also felt Balewa was indirectly being controlled by the more powerful Sarduana of Sokoto, Ahmadu Bello who was the Northern premiere but had backing of the British as well as the Military which was Hausa-dominated (and still is). His death really was not necessary but unfortunately he was in the wrong position at the wrong time. As someone said on the thread, we really need to read up on our history. its very interesting.  See these links to see what led to the killing of Balewa and others which consequently led to the Civil War.   

http://www.kwenu.com/publications/siollun/1966_coup1.htm     

http://www.kwenu.com/publications/siollun/1966_coup2.htm

Ive been reading the replies and I must say I have had a good laugh! All those saying they should " leave the boy jor", dont have to live with him,do they? But I dont envy you my brother.  However the thing is that he is your son.  You cant throw him away so you have to either sink or swim together.

I have a friend who has a son with similar traits and what she did was to ban the watching of DSTV's Africa Magic in the house! It may sound funny but was one of the only times the little boy sat still to watch with rapt attention was when they are showing homevideos or Africa magic.  Immediately it is over he will start exhibiting all the aggressive, 'Nzebu-zebu' behaviour he sees there! So now the TV is permanently on BBC's CeeBees! Its annoying in that when he is there no one can watch anything else but if it makes the house much calmer the better for everyone. The good thing is that he now hugs everyone like Oyinbo, and sings their songs and speaks fone like the instructors in the CeeBees programmes! lol Barney too is a great hit as well as other nice kiddie programmes. Please absolutely no violent films even cartoons! e.g do you know for a child Tom and Jerry is violent? It may sound funny but have you noticed how they always try to kill each other and everyone is laughing? To the child that is a reality! Its seems like fun.  It is we adults that know its a joke. He does not. Remember he is two.
Another thing is that you need to teach him social graces; How to relate with other people in society and be acceptable e.g: saying 'thank you' after collecting something, saying 'please', adding 'Aunty' or 'Uncle' after older people's names etc. They cant just learn it. You have to teach them. e.g when you want to give him biscuit or something and he comes and snatches it or brings his hand to take it you say, "Say thank you, Daddy" he will repeat it. Next time he tries to collect again, you ask, "what do you say?" he will answer "thank you" and when he does that, you praise him by saying 'Good boy!" Dami is a good boy! etc. I tell you he will want to hear more praise and recieve more hugs from you!
Another thing is reduce if possible eliminate his sugar intake! Sugar gives energy and makes you upbeat and hyper, especially Coke and caffeine. If you must/ want to sweeten anything use honey. Also some biscuits are very sweet so you have to note them.
Most important you have to let him know you are the boss! Children like to see how far they can go with you but you have to let them know they can only go so far and that there are consequences for actions.  If he does that, this is the result.  Create a routine for him and stop leaving him running wild and doing whatever he likes. He will cry and try to resist but secretly he will admire and respect you. That is the way of life and you are preparing him to face life in the world, yes even at two! He is not too small. Just make sure the consequencies are commensurate with some one of his age. So I wish you the best.  Dont worry,God will give you the grace.  You have just the first 8yrs to really influence a child so make sure you catch him while he is still young> All the best!

You should check the style section of at www.bellanaija.com for a sample check this out.
http://www.bellanaija.com/2010/04/06/presenting-the-venus-collection-i-by-tae/

I beg make una 'elp me o! Ive just met this gorgeous specimen of the male specie and he is Bini. Im yoruba and have never dated anyone from there before. I need to know abit more about his tribe, their characteristics, foods etc. Not just the negatives! serious posts please and not 'they require you have to go to the moon and pick blue rocks' and other such nonsense! Thank you!

A member of Al-Queda once approached some nigerians to be suicide bombers and these were their reactions:

The Yoruba man requested that he throws a big party on the plane, sprays dollars but he then ran away as soon as the plane has landed without the bomb, failing to detonate it. The Ibo man would collect the bomb but would re-sell it in the same Yemeni pple and keep the money before coming back to Nigeria! The Niger-Deltaman will first hold the person who give him the bomb hostage, then he will collect de ransom and return the man and his bomb to his pple! But Aboki,aboki, aboki, he can even open the window and fly out of the plane with the bomb.kai!!!

Had a good laff myself when someone sent it to my email. Im guessing its a guy that wrote it coz guys think like that!

Some facts you should know about the different tribes when choosing a spouse in Naija

Different types of Naija husbands and Wives; Some things you should know! Make sure you have a sense of humour if you must go further or else turn back now!

IBO HUSBAND
PLUS:
> > 1. He is very loyal
> > 2. He maintains monogamy
> > 3. Could be very yielding/gullible
> > 4. Gives you access to all his assets
> > 5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter
> > 6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
> > 7. Takes care of your kids

> > Minus
> > 1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money,
> > spending money and spending money
> > 2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
> > 3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
> > 4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
> > 5. Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus
> > apprentices etc
> > 6. May not be presentable
> > 7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to
> > explore.
> > 8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive
> >
> > YORUBA HUSBAND
> > Plus
> > 1. Could be very romantic.
> > 2. Could be caring
> > 3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
> > 4. Disciplines kids well
> > 5. More white-collar career inclined
> > 6. Literacy level is usually high

> > Minus
> > 1. More likely to philander
> > 2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
> > 3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
> > 4. Could be highly assertive.
> > 5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
> >  6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
> > 7. Family members may be given priority.
> >
> > EDO HUSBAND
> > Plus
> >
> > 1. Believes in marriage

2. Takes care of you and your needs.
> > Minus
> > 1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
> > 2. Could be very harsh
> > 3. Does not take any nonsense
> > 4. You may end up taking care of him
> > 5. You cant cheat on him.
> >
> > URHOBO MAN
> > Plus
> > 1. Believes in marriage
> > 2. Takes care of you and your children’s needs.
> > 3. Loves to give good sex
> > Minus
> > 1. Get ready to have 16 children
> > 2. You may end up taking care of him
> > 2. You cant cheat on him.
> > 3. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful
> > 4. Very demanding in bed
> > 5. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont
> > employ a pretty househelp.
> >
> > EFIK MAN
> > Plus
> > 1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your
> > absence.
> > 2. Is usually very religious
> > 3. Hardworking
> > 4. Good in bed
> > 5. Quite organised and clean.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
> > 2. Your cooking may not be good enough
> > 3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between.
> > He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
> > 4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his
> > fifties.
> >
> > HAUSA MAN
> > Plus
> >
> > 1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
> >
> > 2. Very religious
> > 3. Takes care of you
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. You may be wife number 4
> > 2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
> > 3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
> > 4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.
> >
> > Different kinds of Nigerian wives
>
> > the urhobo wife
> > PLUS
> > 1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination)
> > 2 very hardworking and self reliant
> > 3. Very F…… your brains out.(even when you are quarelling)
> > 4. very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials
> > 5 can persevere even in poverty conditions
> > 6 accommodating if a second wife shows up
> > 7 She's used to her working while you get high at home.
> > 8 would lay down their life for their children and is very
> > respectful to her in-laws
> > 9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.
> >
> > MINUS
> > 1 argumentative
> > 2 stubborn
> > 3 alcoholic tendencies
> > 4 a high level of gra- gra
> > 5 very very very vocal
> > 6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
> > 7 She'll short your booze ration
> > 8 She respects you with serious warning.
> > 9 Very sharp and wise to take action
> >
> > YORUBA WIFE
>
> > Plus
> > 1. Very respectful to husband
> > 2. Very respectful to in-laws
> > 3. Most times educated
> > 4. Yielding and submissive
> > 5. Likes sex.
> >
> > Minus
> >
> > 1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you
> > and after you.
> > 2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
> > 3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
> > 4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
> > 5. May jazz you up.
> > 6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
> > 7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years
> > of age.
> > 8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the
> > uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a
> > peck.

> > IBO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. Loyal to her husband
> > 2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
> > 3. Is very clean.
> > 4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their
> > head or even fight while the husband watches.
> > 5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance
> > of remarrying after kids.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
> > 2. After breaking the neighbors’ head will one day break yours.
> > 3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
> > 4. Views love as spending power.
> > 5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are
> > ready and her real lover isn't.
> > 6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
> > 7. Does not tolerate your in-laws and disrespects them.
> > 8. May stop shagging you after 35.
> > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she
> > will become VERY in submissive and her family will finally remember
> > what a useless in-law you are.
> > 10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break
> > your head.
> >
> > EDO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. Cannot cheat on you
> > 2. Can also cook good food.
> >
> > 3. Looks after kids and you.
> > 4. Very respectful
> > 5. Most times well endowed.
> > 6. Very thrifty
> > 7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in
> > hard times.
> > 8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or
> > dead.
> > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she
> > remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.

> > Minus
> > 1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
> > 2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
> > 3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
> > 4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still
> > staying in a room and parlor without you knowing.
> > 5. May have done runs before you got married.
> > 6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY
> > kind of job
> >
> >
> > HAUSA
> > Plus
> > 1. Everything good.
> > Minus
> > 1. If you are not a Muslim, no chance.
> > 2. You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is.
> > 3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

> > EFIK/IBIBIO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing
> > is poison
> > 2. She will also f,  your brains out.
> > 3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you
> > misbehave.
> > 4. Very clean.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. She will f,  your brains out finally.
> > 2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or
> > be very short.
> > 3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest
> > hair.
> > 4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep
> > you coming back for more.
> >

@FL Gators
Why dont you come up with something better then?

The official poster of the movie 'Memories of my Heart' starring Ramsey Nouah, Desmond Elliot, Nse Ikpe-Etim, MonaLisa Chinda, Uche Jombo and Ini Edo. Directed by Desmond Elliot. Produced by Emem Isong and Ini Edo. Executive produced by Ini Edo.