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i can't see any pic, i'm on wap...

there's no Nokia phone with 4 megapixel capability..

Last night i wanted to send you a message but all i could write was:


"noh ss!w !"


it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

Accidents do happen.

i slip, i trip, i stumble, i fall & usually dont care at all.

But now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with you

go to getjar.com/wap or midlet.org/wap

Ok, since you guyz are talking bout phones, I think it's time for me to display mine.

I use 3 phones as follows

My best is the p910i for pda & web browsing
[img]http://212.213.255.72/keepthls/pics/sonyericsson/snp910_00.jpg[/img]

and for multimedia
[img]http://www.indusmall.com/products_images/NEWSONYER04.jpg
[/img]

The k700i for multimedia, SMS and BT connectivity
[img]http://shop.runet.ru/images/goods/17503.jpg[/img]

The siemens sl55 for making & receiving phone calls
https://www.siemensmobilephoneclub.com/files/sl55x2_l.gif

we don't know yet but i'm sure it's suppose to work everywhere there's MTN coverage

I have even connected my p910i to my PC via a cable and using my phone as a GPRS modem.....
MTN has finally woken up o!!!

Hello boyz & girlz, i've tried the settings & it's working on my sisters 0803 line, i'm posting this via my p910i with my sisters MTN!! enjoy!!

I touched my screen and sure doesn't feel like the real thing....

Demm.. So many fine girls here...
I feel like touching something in that pic...

You're indirectly trying to tell us that all women will fail the test abi?

i get u my brother

CalabarMan:
A colleague of mine once tested his babe, he was seriously considering marrying her, so he took his entire leave of 6 weeks, didn't travel anywhere but stayed at home buying newspaper and applying for jobs. When the babe asked what the problem was and why he wasn't going to work anymore he said he had been retrenched and was looking for another job. Within a short time he parked his car, stopped his DSTV subscription, stopped running his Gen and started cutting down on his expenses saying he was trying to conserve his last cash until he secures another job. Well the suffering was getting too much for the babe so every little opportunity she would start a quarrel until eventually she packed her things and dumped the guy. Much later when she discovered that the guy hadn't lost his job she tried comming back, for where the bobo no gree..

That's a very good (ultimate) test, I think I'll try it when i decide to get married..

Demmmm!
girls are something else!

Pinky, so you can't go 5 rounds?

I'm so ashamed of you...

IE is buggy...... I get errors all the time so it's a failure... IMO

I prefer Firefox and Opera(cos it works with wap sites)

Anyi,
Can you please post your picture so we can see? I guess you must be very HOT for your stepmom to be hunting for your **** (else she might have seen you in the bathroom)...

Don't worry my guy, I'll help you get wired so we can nail her

I think Joge's advice is better, pretend you don't know what's up and avoid her somehow... (and don't tell anyone about it)

Women don't deserve apologies....

Women rant & gossip all day...

i need 3 beautiful kids, that's why I'm getting married..

I studied mechanical/production engineering

There's nothing disgusting here o!

Afterall she's not related to you in anyway, there's a big STEP b4 the mother so it's cool, @ least to achieve your aim without stress...

U can't beat 'em, join 'em....

BTW, I can only approve of sleeping with her if you've tried to persuade and it doesn't work, or else you'll be f***ed up and always regret why you never did it (REGRETS dey kill o!).....

Padi, you better take my advice cos it's the best so far....(for real) cos there's nothing like destiny....

This is the real world my guy, so be wise o!

Which other thread is more informative?

Women (especially married) forget that the difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 25kg. ... That's why men are a pain in the @$$

when I've had my 3 beautiful kids, the wound can heal

Women bleed from the same wound that never heals every month!

Chxta, I need a laptop, Pentium III 750- 1000 Mhz CPU, 128 or 256 Mb RAM, 20GB hard disk drive, DVD.

Can you get it for me? I only have 50k...

O'boy, are you sure this is a true story?

Well, if you're so desperate to travel abroad & your stepmom is , close your eyes and do the thing, afterall you'll enjoy it & travel (but plzz don't go to London sha!)...

On the other hand, if she's & you believe in destiny and wouldn't mind staying here in Nija with us, you can call her and talk to her man to woman & let her know that you just can't do it cos she's like a mother to you.. Beg her and try to persuade her to change her mind.. she might listen if you talk well....

Good luck sha!

And plzz update us o!

jogego:
For crying out loud, if you can't contribute to this kind of intellectual discussion, kindly keep your comments to yourself.

Joge, I thought you were crying out loud, that's why decided to retreat....

BTW, this is the most informative thread in this forum....

Women carry all the burden in this world on their

Head (fake hair)
Stomach (9 months in prison)
Chest (2 breasts filled with cowbell)
@$$ ( 2 mounds filled with )

But we still love 'em anyway sha!

Women are ugly dudes without their hair & makeup...