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THE BEST WAY (confirmed)

STOP HAVING SEX WITH HIM/HER....

He/she will get the message immediately.

It seems many people here don't know simple MATHEMATICS or LOGIC...
olaide just succeeded in repeating the question again

mamba:
So here's the thing: Everyone payed $10, minus the $1 they got back, it's $9 each, so $9x3 = $27 + the $2 tip it's = $29, but in fact they payed $30... so where's the missing $1?

jogego

Desola:
I hope you wouldn't mind me being around. I'm sure I'd love it here as you all seem genuinely nice. So, without further ado, please show a sista some love.

Ooh! I love you girl, You are the only cockroach in my cupboard.. (just kidding)

Welcome on board Desola, I'm sure you'll have a nice time here...
You are the first person I've ever welcome here in Nairaland so that's a sign that you'll be having a nice time, take care and enjoy!!


Here are threads for introductions
New Members, Introduce Yourselves!
How did you get here?
What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username?

hey guys,
Let's just admit it, the ref shoulda overlooked the 2nd Pena

for goodness sake, that was a final match and a world class game, the ref was unfair... plain and simple...

I'm sure he'll be summoned by Fifa for such act.
Even a look at the cross-section of the crowd @ the final whistle shows that the match was unfairly officiated

WE WERE ROBBED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT in front of millions of people worldwide....

Vieira use your eyes to commot it (like I've done) instead of reaching out....

Try to solve this...

There were three guys at a bar, and they had to pay $30, so they paid $10 each..
so $10+$10+$10 = $30
But hey... there was a mistake, they had to pay $25 instead of $30 actually, so they got five $1 coins back and they leave a $2 tip.
So here's the thing: Everyone payed $10, minus the $1 they got back, it's $9 each, so $9x3 = $27 + the $2 tip it's = $29, but in fact they payed $30... so where's the missing $1?

Solve it and you might just get that $1.

anugirl and cool-angel are now my official forum babes.....

I love hip-hop & rap loving girls.... COOL....

cool-angel be fast with it now!!

How long does it take to upload a pic?

It is the year 2004 and Noah lives in the United States.

The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am
going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with
water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save
the righteous people and two of every kind of living
thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to
build an Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications
for an Ark. Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans
and agreed to build the Ark. "Remember," said the
Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring
everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered
the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a
tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard
weeping.

"Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best,
but there were big problems. First, I had to get a
permit for construction and your plans did not comply
with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and
redraw the plans.

Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not
the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and floatation
devices.

Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating
zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front
yard, so I had to get a variance from the city
planning commission.

I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark,
because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect
the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest
Service that I needed the wood to save the owls.
However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me
catch any owls. So, no owls.

The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike.

I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor
Union. Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still
no owls.

When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued
by an animal rights group. They objected to me only
taking two of each kind aboard.

Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me
that I could not complete the Ark without filing an
environmental impact statement on your proposed flood.
They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had
no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the
universe.

Then the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of
the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right
now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am
practicing discrimination by not taking godless,
unbelieving people aboard!

The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm
building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to
avoid paying taxes.

I just got a notice from the state that I owe some kind of
user tax and failed to register the Ark as a recreational
water craft."

Finally the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction
against further construction of the Ark, saying that since
God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event, therefore
unconstitutional.

I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6
years!" Noah wailed. The sky began to clear, the sun
began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow
arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. You
mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"

"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."


AMEN

Nice pic from laide.... Cool chick...Lovely

WE NEED MORE PICTURES (full screen)...

MORE! MORE!! MORE!!!

yes, I need to know whether this thing works, I've tried it and it says number error
Is this a joke or what?

I'm older than many people here....

All I know is that the match ended 1 - 0 in favour of Nigeria....

Ahh!! What a painful match...

I don cry taya

legs:
lol strike that mamba we demand proof that its actually you plus didn't know you were white!

I'm half Nigerian....
I love my six-packs
eh! eeh! Don't you gals just love it?

[move][color=LimeGreen]I KNOW YOU TAYOTINA,[/color][/move]

[move]Crazy, sound Sexy and Wild [/move] you know what I mean?
https://tinypic.com/6nrv6g.gif

Hey, [move]remember the Friday we talked about?[/move] It turned out to be the best day of my entire life....... talk to you later...   & hey, keep doin your thing girl....

Listening to Nathan - Come into my room

Nice one

MTN flash could easily have been converted to free SMS like glo does because it also passes the same channel that normal SMS goes through....
But the boyz in yellow "MTN" are too stingy to give freebies, which is why their leadership in the market will continue to drop like craze....

I too was once using MTN but I'm now using Vmobile as my first line, glo as second and Mtel as third line

NO MORE MTN FOR ME....

hot-angel,
Why did you post my pic without my permission?

ABS

Seun dey use glasses now, that's why!!

Check out his pic in Olumo!

We need a lady this time......

Where the chicks at?

AH! ah! things don change for here o!
the guys don vex O!

Who's going to be the next?

Seun actually started it with the Olumo Rock!

Thank God!!!!!

OPE O!!!

Vieira why you dey waste time with the pic now?

Are you still enhancing it with photoshop?

Abeg we're tired of waiting o!

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=519.msg8419#msg8419 date=1119990497]haha.. Codec.. I'll give you a 10/10.[/quote]That's an unfair rating...

That means I'll score 12/10 then....

Nigeria won 3 - 0

It's all over 3 - 0
what a game......
.....

UP NIGERIA!!!!