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I wouldn't like to say what I think about the advert.

If we do not appreciate what MTN has done and continue yabbing them, they'll be forced to do better...

BTW, I'm very sure they're giving out this free SMS grudgingly...(stingy boyz in yellow)

Everybody here wants to start claiming they're good & all that crap bla! bla! bla!

"Action speaks louder" so I aint takin non of yall's word!

Some people wey dey claim Mr and Mrs kiss here neva even brush mouth for 3days (no be yab o!)

You know why It's difficult to find a decent girl in Nigeria?

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This might just be the way the next episode will end....

for you guyzzz dying to be on the show

Tell her that you have AIDS, I'm sure that's the best way....

A younger guy asking you out means that he's checked you out & admires you despite the fact that you're older than him. I think you should be giving him some credit for asking you out rather than insulting him, even if you aint gonna go out with him eventually.

Calabarman, what you've said about campus girls and abortion is 100% true.
I remember when I was in Uni in Enugu state, there was this clinic near my house which always had nothing less than 10 girls per day waiting for the procedure..

So who's gonna show us size 14?

Is this phone better than Sonyericsson P910i?

That's right....

Some people just yarn dust here...

Girl, I'll advise you to keep your ikebe and don't listen to hot-angel...

Size 14 is still OK (IMO)

Na lie!

golden boot is for the highest goal scorer whom happened to be Messi

So where are the pictures now! IAH & Co

How difficult is it to upload a picture?

badoski:
Or mamba, you don't even know the answer?

Why don't you just say you don't know the answer....

I have decided to increase the prize, I'll give anybody that can solve it a calculator that's worth $25 (absolutely free)

The best and surest way is on a Friday night when you've both had so much fun out and you're back home making love in the bedroom...
wait till you are both in cloud nine and she's about to climax then ask her...

"will you marry me?"

I bet the answer will be oooh! yesss! yessssss! yeeessss!

I'm ready to offer swimming lessons for free....

Ladies only

naa, not really.

That phone is a Sonyericsson P910i, probably the best pda phone in the market for now.

I used the app when I was in Akure doing some repair job in our factory @ night.
That place was filled with mosquitos and the app actually worked & doesn't drain the battery.....

This topic reminds me of this joke

A middle-aged man was told at the hospital that he had only 24 hours to live. He went home in a state of shock and fell into his wife's arms. "I've been told I've only got 24 hours to live," he said. "Can we have sex one last time?" "Of course, honey," she said, and they went to bed. Four hours later, he turned to her and said: "Could we have sex again? I've only '" got 20 hours to live. It will probably be our last chance." "Sure, honey," replied his wife and they had sex. - Eight hours later, he asked her. "Do you think we could have sex one more time? -, After all, I've only got 12 hours to live." I "OK," said the wife and they had sex. Four hours later, he nudged her in bed. "I just realized I've only got eight hours to live. Could we have sex one last time?" "Very well," she sighed. "It's the least I can do in the circumstances". Four hours later, he woke her again. "I've only got fours to live. Would you mind if we had sex just one more time, our final act of love?" " This was too much for the wife. "Listen," she snapped, "you may not have to get up in the morning, but I do!"

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What they on about?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

IAH:
Next?

Next=IAH

We are waiting....

waoh!!

Your username has lived up to expectations....
I must confess, you're really hot....

That hairsyle is chic!

I don trip o! Clap! clap! clap!!

My brother hasn't still closed his mouth..... he want's to know your real name??

Wait a sec, what am I seeing here?

These ladies are damn fine!

Which one are you, left or right?

kazey:
hum Male or Female? I dey look for wife o. But I no want old nairaland user. Freshies only.

kazey, Ol'boy you dey craze o!

You're making me remember those good 'ol dayz in Uni when we use to scramble for new jambites