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@ topic,

the test is in a booklet!!! 100 questions in 2hrs. you have numerical reasoning with a bit of calculation, then a bit of this- a) sentence 1 alone is correct, b)sentence 2 alone is correct e.t.c, there is comprehension(please dont start with that, if possible do it last), then there is sentence sorrection and critical reasoning. most of the stuff is from the foreign gmat, but dont worry if you dont have the foreign gmat, you'd still pass.

then it is not negative marking so make sure you shade everything(i always shade b for the ones i dont know and it always works!!)

good luck guys

@ tampico,

you are indeed holding forte till LC has time. actually itching for part 2 cos i didn't see any of that, _{havent watched bba2 much these days though}

@ lawyerchap

lawyerchap:
@all,
People, i miss posting here but work right now is a real bitch on steroids. By next week, i should be back with you guys. Hang in there y'all.

reminds me of someone i know - marion jones!! we are hanging in alright, been drinking tampico(she's actually doing a great job)

@ lawyerchap,

i meant to say 'off course' like you highlighted and not 'of course' like i wrote.

and perhaps you missed bertha's outfit!!! kwaku's jalabiya _{(hope thats what its called)} they actually did look beautiful, code wasn't in anything traditional though. dorah was quite impressed by what she saw, and the food. she was particularly impressed by the guys cooking cos she didnt think it was their thing. she thought the housemates were playing it safe with the ingredients though, as some of the dishes(she pointed out the dish from nigeria) wasn't as spicy as she expected. she however gave them kudos, and i'm sure thats why they won their 100% wager. she thought the crockery was good too.

and i guess the purple thing was the housemates feeling creative!!

now i'm looking forward to the HOH challenge.

and hey lawyerchap, please find a way to watch oh cos reading your post is as good as watching it. so please use your lunch break, bathroom break, tea break, attending to client break, i'm on my way to court break, my matter has not been called break and whatever break you can think of to watch bba2. pleeaaseee, cos we cant imagine not reading from you

lawyerchap:
@Mamus 2010
Just in case she is starting to feel uncomfortable with his veering off course?

thanks my dear, i saw the typo after i posted.   now you know why we dont bother trying to compete with your post.

but really, my post wasn't what i was thinking, but rather, what richard is thinking. likewise the other housemates. i can actually imagine what people are thinking just by watching them and listening to their conversations, and most of the time i'm right. so richard is hoping his acting would save him and again, i'd say only nomination time will tell if they bought his act.though like you, i'm sure they didnt even if he was selling it for free.

@salsera,

i suspect the classified info is about two housemates,and i'm thinking lerato and max. i'm not curious though.

if your waec result is the only reason you were denied, then you would win your appeal. all you have to do is state in your ground of appeal that a statement of result is usually given by waec in lieu of certificate and the certificate comes out after about 5yrs(pls confirm that info). now that you have the original, you can make a photocopy of it and attach to your grounds and notice of appeal to prove that the original is no different from the statement.

i hope you understand.

makin:
@tampico
I hate to sound cynical ( because its my darling u) but the brainlocked tazman knew he was going to be incarcerated for 98 days with females within proximity. For a sexually active 25 year old married or not, its like saying you want to swim without getting wet. Richie doesn't even know whats love is, I doubt if he ever loved his wife, can you remember this same guy cried while talking about his wife during a presentation.
When guy says he loves you and his idea of showing how much he loves you is by "bumping you every morning" then that love don get comma.
In fact na bumping love be that.
Its all about him wanting to have SEX, but the guilty him knows that at the divorce court, his wife would have 26 million witnesses, i think thats overwhelming and there goes the much wanted Canadian citizenship. The hallmark of his life ( and for the Bezuidenhouts) as he had rightly said is the fact that he married a Muzungu (Swahili for Oyinbo), and he can't allow that to fail.

i totally agree with you.

i cant help being able to read people's psyche, but obviously richard is playing the game. he didn't have adultery in mind that is why he hasn't gone the whole nine yards with tatiana. he knows that the show would thrive on controversy, biggie knows that too. so all richard is trying to do is to be controversial. am not saying he doesnt like tat, but believe me, he knows better that to throw away his passport to canada. richard has realised that a lot of the housemates dont approve of his relationship with tat, he can see that the untouchables are leaving one after the other and that means in abt 2 wks, one of the big 5 is going to be in trouble!!he knows that would be him. so how does he avoid that? by trying to end the relationship with tat in a nice way, that way he gets the forgiveness of his wife(just incase she is starting to feel uncomfortable with his veering of course) and he gets the forgiveness of the housemates. tat thinks he is only echoing their thots so she holds no grudge. so richard is back to his normal self because act 1 scene 1 is done, now lets wait and see if the housemates believe his act and refrain from nominating him along with the remaining unouchable.

as for code, his guitar tunes simply means "boy you are so busted, so please restrategize". now he plays the guitar more often cos he needs time alone to think and figure out a new strategy.

as for maureen, i still think she is quietly manipulative!she wants people to have the impression that she is weak and can do no harm, but like i said, maureen would nominate code if she has to and will have no qualms doing that.

ofuneka has stayed true to her game plan, tatiana has bitten more than she can chew, its now a case of the player being played and as usual, kwaku is still plain stupid. as for bertha, she has been evicted even before meryl saved her, its just a matter of time before she physically leaves the house.

my 2 cents though.

what was the problem with your waec certificate?

@ all,

one half of richiana will probably have the highest votes after kwaku/bertha. somehow i see housemates picking on their relationship as a reason to nominate one of them. as much as i want ofuneka to nominate code, i have this feeling she would go for one half of the richiana(probably tatiana) in order not to offend maureen.

@ lawyerchap,

yeah, you tell the story better than her. and pray tell, how was the penthouse experience?

makin:
@lawyerchap
amidst your plenty work, u get time to go penthouse!

now we know that lawyerchap had a very very happy independence celebration

@ lawyerchap,

thanks for the post.like i said, i would nominate you for orange price, you do it better than chimamanda

pls tell us about the penthouse --- was there plenty of guzzle? did you order sushi like richiana? and pls hope you didn't _{break the bed}   (apology to maureen) cos richiana would be needing it this week

bundo:
I wrote firstinland bank test on 29th 0f sept.only to get a test that i was unsuccessful.my Nairaland user people am tired of seeing the same message every time i write test i feel like committing suicide after 14 months of post NYSC JOBLESSNESS

if you give in to your feelings of suicide then how will you read the text message that will tell you to resume work? my dear, some things happen to us for different reasons. some people are in employment and yet grossly unhappy. just give thanks to God everyday and stay positive.believe your job is comming soonest and wish it so strongly. your time will come, and we will share in your testimony on NL. take care

@ all'

happy independence

@ lawyerchap,

where are you? okay we miss your post and we are itching to read your thoughts and comments _{(i'm sure your head is swelling)}

@ topic,

so lerato is out and bertha and kwaku are up for possible eviction. i really want bertha out, but my mind tells me that if the viewers want all the untouchables out, then kwaku should go before bertha, cos if kwaku doesn't leave the house, he stands a good chance of getting quite far (depending on the HOH though) cos the public would kick out any of the perceived adulterers if any of them is up against kwaku.

however, i do see bertha leaving this sunday and the game becomming more intrigueing.

@ lawyerchap,

that picture is so funny

yeah!!thats kwaku alright

i hear it may take about a week or two so stay positive, and its not negative marking _{i think}

Ndi:
@ Lawyerchap

Boyfriend, You got me grining there Maybe i should rename "Lawyerbabe" being that we are in the same profession.

please you guys be ndichap or l[b]awndi[/b] or chapndi

Mamus 2010 my love, where have you been

you know how demanding the learned profession can be!!!! been reading your post though, so you are not out of my mind

@ topic,

i did see the re-entry infact, i rushed home and took a seat in front of the tv so as not to miss the moment. it was fun to watch! code was so shocked! all i could think of was guilty conscience and of course two strong contenders were back in the game.

bertha was shocked that they nominated! infact bertha and lerato were so shocked that their conversations had been heard and their actions viewed that they proceeded to confess their evil deeds to kweku (of course they thought they were fighting a just cause for the untouchables).

richard the film student was fascinated about the camera angles and the zoomings and was more interested about how he looked on tv!!

maureen was just happy to have her ofune mama back!

i was acually enjoying the reunion until i noticed the 3 isolate themselves! and a nut in my head went loose!! at that point, i realised that kwaku was as stupid as they come!!! no kwaku is not playing the game, kwaku is too emotionally involved to win! as a smart west african, he should have known that there was a voting pattern as he could watch the show from the outside and imagine what the viewers see and how they would think! he could see the division in the house and like ofuneka said "slice the tension with a knife" but instead of trying to bond with the big 5, he chose to go into isolation with his fellow stupids! in the name of "emotions are now involved" and boy did that fake accent return like lightening and thunder before a heavy downpour!! i have never really been a fan of kwaku and now i know why - stupid is not in my dictionary!

ofuneka is the smartest in the house! code thought that title would go to him, but now knowing that kwaku and ofuneka had access to some of his thoughts (he doesnt know which) he would come up with another game plan! code wants the money and so does ofuneka. ofuneka has the advantage of the penthous experience and that is going to up her game for good.

and really when the big 5 turn on each other, i wont be shocked to see maureen nominate code. cos as much as i desperately hate her clingy ways, i have this feeling that her strategy is to play stupid, but then again, she just might be stupid!

pheeewwww

boy!!have i missed this thread!! lawyerchap for orange and nobel prize oh, plus including penthouse!!!!

LERATO has to leave for quite a number of reasons. the game seemed to be going in favour of Lerato until she wet her bed!! opportunity they say comes but once! if Lerato does not go out this week, we dont know when next she will be up for eviction as she may have practiced every task and be the HOH till the end.

when you look into Lerato's eyes, do you see the HATE in them? i have never seen so much hatred from one person alone!! she is angry, bitter and full of sh*t. she has to go away with her hatred. it is a game of wit and not of hate! so as much as $100,000 will do her good in Soweto, she deserves to go back to the low life she came from - that is our gift to her!

again, Lerato must know that the only untouchables are the viewers/voters. she must watch the way her cookie crumbles! she should be out long enough to watch her fellow crew members leave the house and their exit interviews with kabelo! she should read the sms strips and realise how much HHP lied to her and that hate was not part of the game! Lerato has to go for too many reasons.

as for bertha, she would go next! i want her to feel the pain of Kwaku bonding with Ofuneka, and with the knowledge that Kwaku could see her from the penthouse, its going to be a miserable week for her, and just like justice she would beg to be evicted(though i wonder if the anaconda would take things lying down)!! any way by the time we are true with bertha, all the venom would have vanished and she would go home feeling like the looser that she is.

so LERATO MUST GO. my 2 cents anyway

@ lawyerchap,

that kudos is making my head swell!

but really, i was enjoying the nominations until that fateful twist!!! yet another way to keep lerato in much longer! now am hoping big brother announces that 2 people will be evicted and take the original 2 i.e kwaku and ofuneka to the penthouse, giving lerato the impression that she is still in the game! and if that happens, the code camp still have numerical advantage!

but then again, i wonder if biggie is thinking what i'm thinking, and i'd say i guess not!

bba 2 has become a joke to me, i now wait for your analysis to know the happenings in the house cos i'm starting to loose interest!

so does this mean on monday those in the penthouse will not be nominated or get to nominate? is biggie hoping the penthouse experience will bring the camps together? i just wonder!!!

i am so looking forward to sunday

@ lawyerchap,

i do appreciate your analysis, but another way of looking at it is that code knows they think him a traitor and if the behaviour of the clique does not improve b4 nomination time, then i believe he is going to nominate a member of the clique. code is only acting, he is playing the game, and he would disappoint me if he still cant see that the feud is not over.

as for HOH, now i know bba2 is a stage play, only some actors do not know that some others are acting out a script!! how could lerato have practiced? did she know of the task before hand? when she became HOH in the first instance(reciting the pictures on the screen), who marked their papers or scripts? how come it wasn't done in the open? and why would big brother invite someone from the outside world, a star for that matter (HHP) to mix with lerato and max? big brother in my opinion was trying to lift the spirit of lerato and max!!! why them? are they the first to be nominated? that was the beginning of the obvious!! big brother is a stage play.

the only way to to change the acts and scenes is for viewers to see through this game plan, and try to change the acts and scenes by voting out maxwell. but i wont be surprised if come sunday, big brother says the HOH cannot be evicted.

i filled mine at about 10:am

way to go Lawyerchap, i did see code confront max, but missed the next actions totally!!! i agree with your every word, but again, i may be thinking differently with regards to code.

code, bertha and ofuneka are the ones playing the game in my opinion. now code and bertha are aware of the clique thingy, and both are trying to be on both sides! code has tried to re-allign himself with the untouchables just for the records, but believe me when Max is evicted, code can safely cross back to the other side(which he never really left in the first place). you'd notice that berthat and ofuneka are becomming close, that is bertha's way of alligning with the code camp!

when max leaves, that camp will be left with only lerato and the foolish kweku who will then realise that a coup has taken place! lerato will leave next and then kweku. bertha is a lawyer, playing on the psychology of the house and right now, only ofuneka has an inkling of her game plan!!

i think the game will start when max leaves so africa pleeeaasee MAXWELL MUST GO

@ all,

please try again cos i just filled mine successfully. you could also try changing cyber cafes

@ all,

i just filled the form now after trying for ages. you could change cyber cafes as i had to leave my starcomms internet at home to use a cyber.

@ stellose,

thanks for the info. i'll keep trying.

thanks a lot

@ clutch162,

i can only imagine how you feel, but dnt ever let your morale drop whenever you receive such messages, instead try what works for you! wit me, i noticed that whenever i study so hard for a test or exam, i dont do as well as i hope, because when i study too far from the exam, i remember quite alright but after a while, and you know time is not your friend, so i noticed that i had to study a few days to the exam just to stay sharp.

so pls find out what works for you and always remember that man proposes, but God has the final say, and He knows where fits you most. all the best and do cheer up

@stellose,

please how did you go about submitting the form?i've been on the website for hours and have not been able to submit the form. did you log on at a particular time?

@lawyer chap,

you are da bomb! have told everyone i know to watch out for your analysis and predictions, but this time around, i just have to think differently.

although richard seems to be getting a lot of bad publicity, maxwell in my opinion is leaving the house. this is because the voters are bent on disbanding the clique and untouchables in the house. we the viewers need to know what will happen if maxwell which seems to be the pillar of those four is out. we know he is gunning for ofuneka on the errorneous belief that she nominated him.

i personally want maxwell out so he can know that bba2 is most certainly not about him or his lerato

@poster,

i am so happy for you. congratulations. i hope you will be able to extend help to others just as God has done for you. enjoy your job and pls make sure you choose the best of the lot

some people just don't get it!!!!!! a word is really enough for the wise, cos no matter how much you try to explain, the fools will never get it!!!!

bigfred:
Check the bank website and type your confirmation I.D that was given to you the day you applied.
Goodluck.

you can also check the post on 1st bank by damkollins, he gave the link.

@ bigfred,

don't worry, it may be in batches, and if not you can be rest assured that something bigger than the elephant is waiting for you in front.

congrats to you and your husband, greater things are on the way.