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Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by Mamzi: 9:16am On Nov 24, 2023
GreaterFuture:

It's just incredible, that's why.

Would have used such state, but I'm in far away Lagos.
Also I think you have heavy connection, you have not mentioned that yet...

Ok.. but I don't have any connections. It has always been like that.. I stay in Abuja but for Passport, Drivers Licence and Vehicle Papers renewal, I go to Borno to do that cos it takes only a day to get all these

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Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by Mamzi: 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2023
GreaterFuture:

Na lie!
32 or 64 pages?
5 or 10 years?

Lie? Why will I Lie?? 32 Pages, 5 years
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by Mamzi: 6:16pm On Nov 18, 2023
ericmor:


Nigeria passport in 5 working days in which state?

I got mine in 1 day.. in Borno State
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by Mamzi: 6:15pm On Nov 18, 2023
GreaterFuture:

Ehnnn??!
Ready in one day?
How much?

Yea 1 Day.. 45k
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Enjoy Seamless Passport Processing Soon - Tunji-ojo by Mamzi: 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2023
Passport is seamless here in the North and it was always like that... I just applied yesterday and got my passport today.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: JOB : What Side Hustle Can One Do On Weekends in Abuja? by Mamzi: 6:39pm On Aug 21, 2023
Maryam1234:
You can drop ship food stuffs from the comfort of your home.


How pls
Foreign Affairs / Re: RAF Typhoon Jets Intercept Russian Bombers Flying North Of Scotland by Mamzi: 6:29pm On Aug 14, 2023
Fabrice07:
Dem for do small dogfight 😌

Dog fight between a Jet and a Bomber Are you ok??

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Politics / Re: I Passed Common Entrance In Primary 3 Because Of My Brilliance – Senator Abbo by Mamzi: 8:26pm On Aug 01, 2023
flexyrule:
I can attest to the fact that Sen. Abbo (he was fondly called Cliff) was actually a very brilliant student.

I knew him way back from Mubi in Adamawa State...

From his humble days in Vimtim to when he came out as HIV positive, then during his days with several International NGOs and most memorably, when he used to fly to England to watch Man Utd matches.

But writing common entrance in primary 3... Omoh. That one weak me!

Ordinarily, way back at primary 3, you no even suppose sabi read finish.



But if I believed that a 13 year old is the youngest AWS certified developer in Africa... Then I'll humbly swallow Abbo's story too.

I could read very well when I was in Primary 1, Teachers use to come to my class to take me to Primary 4 to read book for the class because they couldn't read properly
Education / Re: Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by Mamzi: 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2023
chigoziri2403:
All these paper certificate and nothing else
We celebrate mediocrity in this country
What has he contributed to academia?
His achievements should be what we ought to be hearing
Even patience Jonathan has a PhD.

When has degrees become mediocrity Sadly you don't even have a single degree

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Education / Re: Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by Mamzi: 1:14pm On Jul 01, 2023
Nigerfine3:
What do you need 5 BSc for , mind you I live in Texas, don't think I would be fooled with such.
You are smart if you have one BSc and diversify in your research

Who said 5 BSc

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Education / Re: Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by Mamzi: 1:13pm On Jul 01, 2023
Rexymania:
Believe this shit at your own peril

Because he is from the north?? Or because no one could achieve these in all your generation?

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Education / Re: Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by Mamzi: 1:12pm On Jul 01, 2023
Henry22:
Quoter system 5 Msc holder from the north, I can bet my balls this guy can't defend any of those degrees grin

Sadly You will loose your balls to bet mate. Google what is meant to be a procurement specialist in Global Fund.

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Education / Meet 33 Years Old Northerner With 5 Msc ,1 Phd And 1 Bsc by Mamzi: 10:02am On Jul 01, 2023
Meet 33 year old Dr. Jason De Pukka, from Adamawa State. He is blessed with the following impressive qualifications:

1. (BSc Economics)
2. (MSc Accounting)
3. (MBA Accounting)
4. (MSc Finance)
5. (MSc Forensic Auditing and Fraud Investigation)
6. (MSc Procurement, Logistics and Supply Chain Management)
7. (PhD Capital Market and Investment)

He is currently a Procurement Specialist for GFA Consulting Group GMBH (Fiduciary Agent of Global Fund in Nigeria).

He is also the North East Youth Leader, All Progressives Congress (APC).

Congratulations for a very impressive resume, Dr Jason De Pukka . We are so proud of you and your achievements. You are a significant role model for our youths. Keep up the good work and stay blessed. Nigeria needs many more of you.

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Nairaland / General / Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by Mamzi: 9:41pm On Jun 27, 2023
I regret getting married

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Mamzi: 3:57pm On Jun 14, 2023
So many women nags alot at home. As a Man, all you are thinking of is how to live up your responsibility, but the woman is always nagging on irrelevant issues, also once a woman gives birth like twice or thrice, some become overweight, out of shape and also affects their hygiene.. So the attraction will reduce drastically. A Man is moved by what he sees

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Romance / Re: Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? by Mamzi: 1:47pm On Jun 07, 2023
How is does that concern you
Mind your business
Family / Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Mamzi: 5:29pm On Jun 01, 2023
Essenza01:
I really don't know anymore, i just did my budget for the month and i am scared, i have cut from everywhere possible and i fear for my self.. i dont have a GF, Wife, Children.. my salary is N400,000 and i have added side businesses and one or two's to even survive.. but with this fuel increase, what else is left... zero savings..

- Rent - N108,333/mth (1,300,000/12)
- Fuel for car - N180,000 (36k for 5-6days)
- Auto maintenance - N30,000/mth (service/repair)
- Fuel for generator - N50,000/mth (20ltr/wk)
- Feeding - N62,000 - (N2,000/day)
- Health miscellenous - N5,000/mth
- Dstv - N4,500/mth
- Data - N7,000/mth
- Recharge card - N3,000/mth
- Dry cleaner - N4,000/mth (Starch/iron)
- Hygiene maintenance - N10,000 (body spray/perfume, roll on, soap, cream) etc..
-  Gift to people - N10,000/mth
-  Family House contribution - N20,000/mth
- Eko electric - N10,000/mth
- repairs and maintenance - N12,000/mth
- Clothing, footwear etc - N10,000/mth
- Outings, restaurant, sit outs and provisions - N30,000/mth

Total = N556,500...

My rent is average rent for where i stay, its a two bed flat, i use the other room for home office..

Feeding is N2,000/day.. its not anything out of the ordinary.. tried cooking and spent more with time wasting.

Fuel for car is at the new rate of N500/ltr, my car is a 70ltr car tank..

Auto maintenance is basic brake pads, shocks, service 2mths, tire guage, police pr, tire purchase if any, minor touch ups etc... nothing major.

Fuel for generator is 20ltr/day (2hrs or less daily)

I need help.... how are you people doing it, what am i doing wrong? The rat race is killing me..

Immediately I opened your post, I sighted your major problem... My Monthly Salary is N1,087,000 but my Annual rent is N550,000

How can you be paying 1.3m rent when your salary is 400k This shows you Live a luxury lifestyle above your income because a house of that amount will require luxury maintenance as well..

Also how can you be fueling your Car with 180k and be driving alone?, Often Pick passenger on your way to work or on your way back home, you will be surprised at what you will have at the end of the month.

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Romance / Help!!! Matured Advice Needed by Mamzi: 7:56pm On May 25, 2023
I feel I don't love my wife because she doesnt respect nor Honor me as a husband. I feel I mind is not in the marriage even though I provide enough for her and even for her parents and siblings but I don't think she have ever appreciated me for what I do.. currently my trust for her vanished away because recently when I was away for a 1 day short trip, I discovered she was having a video call and chats with a certain guy from 9pm till 1am. I don't know what to do and I don't feel I can stay with a woman I don't trust nor love anymore... What do I do pls.
Sports / Re: Betting Is After MY LIFE by Mamzi: 8:24pm On May 10, 2023
Uselessboy78:
Good afternoon nairalanders
I always felt i wasn't addicted to betting but mehn
these past few months ,I have been dealt with severely by betting companies
my entire salary for the month of April went straight into the coffers of 1xbet
my April salary came in May (2nd) AND I didnt hesitate to deposite the entire sum of (#78,000) because i was chasing my loss
I had lost #80,000 the previous month (march).

I picked about three games to win #170,000 ,Almost came through if not for man united

my fury knew no bounds ,it was just as if i woke up every day by 5am and return home 7pm just to hussle money for the bookies

I bet because i have lots of expectations to meet ,I am the first son of 5 , clocked 29 in april
my salary isnt enough and all the side hustles aint paying .(surveys and co)
upwork and fiverr arent easy for nigerians.
delving into fraud isnt part of the plan,i'd rather die poor

this afternoon ,the small 4k i was supposed to use and transport for the week ,sportybet collected it.
for a moment i had suicidal thoughts (not suicidal per say ) but i am tired of the world ...for months now ,death doesnt even scare me
i see it as an end to the suffering (we all are gonna die anyways).

if you know of any legit paying side hustles or something someone can do..
and how does one stop betting

i would like for the FG to ban betting ,it is a killer but youths wont know it
though some people are gaining from it ,but it is pffffff

The surest and fastest way to loose money is to chase your loss thinking you will recover, I lost 680k within 48 hours chasing my loss even though I won a million naira but it wasn't easy... My advice is, stop chasing any loss, betting can't be stopped suddenly but gradually, be betting less than 1k or 2k you will gradually withdraw and maybe lucky to win with those small amount..
Sports / I Am Finally Free From All 6loan Apps After Winning Big On Bet by Mamzi: 11:04pm On Mar 29, 2023
I have been passing through a lot of frustration caused by numerous loans I took from Upto 6 Loan Apps.. I have been struggling to pay and I believe one of the best way to get the money was through bet... I tried to win but to no avail... Last Sunday I staked 1k on some midnight games and then boom I won 823k. Just like a dream I immediately settled all the 6 Loan Apps I was owing, deleted and uninstall their apps from my phone..

I am finally free from the grip of debt.

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Mamzi: 8:40pm On Mar 26, 2023
membranus:


And the irony of it is that when the kids grow up, they will eventually love their mother more than you. Not minding your struggles to provide for all their needs and keep them alive when coming of age.

Exactly

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Just all About Responsibility, Nothing Special. by Mamzi: 4:56pm On Mar 26, 2023
JASONjnr:
Marriage is more than responsibilities...


Marriage is far from how you view and understand it.

Responsibilities is just a task. Marriage is a command from God.


I didn't understand marriage untill I planted a tomato at the backyard and I was always going every morning to observe and check for changes an watering it.

My friend thought it was all about watering it. But in real sense, it used to bring joy to me seeing that I was able to grow something and it was wonderful...

Need I say that I was stocking alot of it on the fridge and dashed some out? Later I also included pepper to the family and with eggs at home, I was always sure of a good breakfast....

The beautiful seeds the produced.

Will I die if I don't plant tomato in the first place?

The fact is apart from Bills and Responsibility, what else is in marriage?? Seeing your kids grow? Yes it brings Joy but at what cost?? Don't mistake my notion, from hospital, school, clothing, feeding bills still circle around responsibility .

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by Mamzi: 10:59am On Mar 12, 2023
Miracood2:


What exactly do people that work in NGO do? Please educate me.
NGOs Non-Governmental Organizations both Local and International do similar work but in different thematic areas.

Most NGOs are Funded by foreign Countries like USA (USAID, Global Fund, BHA, OFDA) or European Union, Canada, Germany. These funds comes in Millions and Billions of Dollars. Reason why NGO workers are well paid.. they are paid based on international standard (a Cleaner and a Driver in UN agencies can get paid Upto 400k)

Every NGO has its thematic Area such as Health. They provide support to the less privileged in rural areas, Food distribution, Portable Water, Supporting the displaced or migrants.. so there are Data analyst, Logistics and Procurement, Supply Chain, Monitoring and Evaluation, HR, Admin and so many roles that only require a degree and computer literacy and other skills.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by Mamzi: 8:47pm On Mar 06, 2023
luvlyoracle:

Which sector are you employed?
What course did u study
NGO.
Studied Engineering but Course doesn't matter in NGO.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by Mamzi: 8:45pm On Mar 06, 2023
Teeroyzimma:
but to send a fellow person money dey hard you😢 hunger dey kill some of us

So much demands from immediate families. May God make it easy for all

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary And Which Year by Mamzi: 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2023
N15,000 in 2014.
Now N1,087,000. Praise be to God

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Education / How I Graduated With First Class Despite Writing Jamb Thrice Pretty Lady Narates by Mamzi: 2:11pm On Aug 24, 2022
How I Graduated With First Class Despite Sitting SSCE Twice, JAMB Thrice
Grace Yusufu Philibus had to encounter early hurdles which include attending three different primary schools, four different secondary schools, getting married as an undergraduate...


Grace Yusufu Philibus had to encounter early hurdles which include attending three different primary schools, four different secondary schools, getting married as an undergraduate and failing a course, to be among the best graduating students at the Accounting Department of the Federal University Wukari, Taraba State. The first in a family of six, she hails from Michika Local Government Area of Adamawa State and shares what others can learn from her tumultuous journey to success in this encounter with Daily Trust Saturday.
Grace revealed that she started off brightly by studying for more than five hours daily and her hard work paid off when she had a Gross Point Average (GPA) of 4.82 in her first semester and 4.6 in the second semester of her first year in school. Her performance encouraged her and fuelled her determination in leaving the university with a First Class. That resolve suffered a setback when failed one of her courses.


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Politics / Re: A View From The Cockpit Of A Nigerian Air Force Jet (Video) by Mamzi: 5:01am On Aug 21, 2022
Outdated Planes.. common rocket launcher can down this planes in a blink of an eye.
Business / Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Mamzi: 10:39pm On Jul 20, 2022
jumper524:
To be completed in 2 years??
Most project when dem dey forecast to finish in two years no dey finish in the end.
If na lie ask dangote refinery and 2nd Niger bridge.

To build a factory is not a cake work talk more of building and commissioning.
Career / Re: High Cost Of Living: How Much Do You Earn Monthly And How Much Do You Spend by Mamzi: 8:59pm On Jul 18, 2022
OperationalVehi:


What's the process of getting this sort of NGO application?
Not your particular organization.. I mean similar ones. I'll be glad if you can recommend one. Thanks

It's all about presenting a captivating CV that shows you have the exact experience of the job you are applying for. It must be a reputable private company or a government body because NGO management will conduct a strict background check on you before employing you . This is after you are lucky you get shortlisted for interview and you Impress them. .. NGOs include: Engender Health, Save the Children, Malaria Consortium, FHI 360, IHV, Palladium, MSH operates in Nigeria with offices all over the country. Their minimum pay is 350k monthly

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Career / Re: High Cost Of Living: How Much Do You Earn Monthly And How Much Do You Spend by Mamzi: 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2022
Work with an American NGO in Abuja, earn N826,400 after tax. Spend around 500 to 600k monthly mainly on tithe, feeding, fuel, outings, church donation etc. my office gives me 40g data monthly so I don't spend on data and save minimum of 100k monthly.

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Crime / Man Arrested For Connecting 21 Refrigerators To Streetlight Generator by Mamzi: 4:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
JUST IN.......

SHOP OWNER ARRESTED FOR CONNECTING 21 FABRICATED FRIDGES ON STREETLIGHT GENERATOR IN MAIDUGURI BORNO STATE:

The man on the first picture(White,Red,Blue Stripes Shirt) is Dabs by name. He is a shop owner at new GRA Maiduguri. He was arrested for taping on to Streetlight generator and connect 21 refrigerator.

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