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Sports / Re: 2021 Ballon D'or Award (Live Updates) by Mancrossfire: 7:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
Simdyofficial:
leak where. Messi can't win it
That's what evra said by congratulating him

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2021 In Pictures by Mancrossfire: 7:57pm On Nov 29, 2021
Nonsense
Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Response To Pascal Ferré's Claim About Ballon D'or & Messi by Mancrossfire: 7:47pm On Nov 29, 2021
Let me leave this thread...nah children full here

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Sports / Re: 2021 Ballon D'or Award (Live Updates) by Mancrossfire: 7:46pm On Nov 29, 2021
It's been leaked already.
Messi fraudulently won!

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Politics / Re: Ajimobi’s Daughter, Ajay Accuses Bouncers At Lagos Nightclub Of Assault by Mancrossfire: 2:36pm On Nov 29, 2021
Cursed children! The only thing they know best is to spend their parents ill gotten wealth on frivolous things

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Politics / Re: 5 Things The Police Cannot Do To You As A Nigerian Citizen. by Mancrossfire: 2:17pm On Nov 29, 2021
chatinent:
Ironically, these are all what the Nigerian police are doing.


The Nigerian Police will arrest you because you look like you will have money in three years time.


The Nigerian police will arrest you because your papers are complete. “You wan show us you know the law baa? Take him to station. By the time we get there, you'll explain how you knew the law when you aren't a lawyer.”

The NPF will arrest you because a big man tipped them and told them he would like your girlfriend to be his. They will arrest you and charge you with illegal possession of girlfriends.

The NPF will arrest you for being silent and neutral as to why you allowed a robber to rob your nextdoor neighbour without killing one. “You have the right to remain silent because anything you say or do will be used against you in the court of law” is their favourite singsong even when you didn't say anything.


The NPF will arrest you for wearing singlet and strolling to buy bread at night. “You are under arrest for improper dressing. You dey find person daughter to rape baa?”

The NPF will arrest you for trying to save an accident victim about dying. “You are under arrest for killing this man unless you want to explain why everybody run commot here and na only you remain.”

The NPF will arrest you when you are doing your jogging exercise in the morning. They will say it is only the wicked that runs when nothing is pursuing them.



The NPF will arrest you for buying a car as a young man like me.
P: what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a content writer.
P: na dem. Yahoo contents baa?
Me: no, sir. I write contents and get paid.
P: that's what I am saying na. You can write contents on Yahoo right?
Me: On Yahoo mails,yes, but not on fraud nor do I defraud.
P: it's the same thing.
P2: let me see your phone.
Me: why sir?
P: (slap gbas gbos) why abi? Na so una go dey theive upandan. Who get this car?
Me: (mid-tears) Sir...sir, that's my car.
P2: wetin dey this boy phone so? Wetin bi Upwork? Wetin bi Office? Oh na HK office una don dey use abi?
Me: Oga, that's Microsoft Word. This thing you guys are doing is wrong. I am a hardworking citizen. I am not a con artist. Perhaps, the police is supposed to be our friend.
P: my friend, shut up, I am not your friend, my friend. Ok, you are not a writer again na artist now? Constable arrest him.

...and when I try to resist arrest for my right, I receive slaps from the left and uppercuts. When I don't give in, my dear killer pulls a trigger from yonder. In the morning, you'll hear my headline: “It was a sad day for one Constable Abdul Adekunle Emeka, posted to the joint TF, Lagos, when a cultist, who is also a yahoo boy drove past the base and tried killing the policeman. Unfortunately, our brave inspector saw him in time and neutralised him...”

Commissioner of police will now give en talk ontop matter. Buhari will now talk..abi read Garba’s speech on the matter and encourage the NPF for fighting corruption and tell the EFCC to keep on with the investigation of the car I left behind. Two weeks later, EFCC will find two new AK-49 with live ammunition in it. The car will be confiscated. Next tomorrow, one oga son will repaint my black car to white and be using it to visit brothels and trade coco peacefully. When he passes check-points, he receive hailing and “show us love” from the loutish policemen not searching his car.



The NPF is not your friend.

Know this and have peace. By the way, I am available for research writing services that will pass Turnitin.



Chatinent! Chatinent!!chatinent!!!
How many times I kwuu you? grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Virgil Abloh Dies Of Cancer by Mancrossfire: 5:50am On Nov 29, 2021
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Travel / Re: Man Raises Concern Over Cracked Basement Pillar At The Lagos Airport (Photo) by Mancrossfire: 10:02pm On Nov 28, 2021
I don't think this is the actual pillar...it's just an enclosed.
Business / Re: Cosmas Maduka's Wife, Charity Is Dead by Mancrossfire: 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2021
You didn't show us the picture of the woman that passed on...why show the husband who is still alive. This kind journalism sel
Romance / Re: Bobrisky: We Paid You For The Prank Video, And You Gave Us Permission To Post It by Mancrossfire: 2:27pm On Nov 28, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates 15 Years Of Blogging (Photos) by Mancrossfire: 8:50pm On Nov 27, 2021
KingEverest:

Ok but atleast she completely independent compared to those online fake feminists who in real life depend on men for almost everytin

Mr man if the men she is depending on coughs...third mainland bridge will collapse. She is an hypocrite

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Crime / Re: A Video Of A Beheaded Man Found In A Cult Member’s Phone In Lagos by Mancrossfire: 1:12pm On Nov 27, 2021
Niece:

The 27-year-old tailor said to be a member of the Buccaneer Confraternity was charged with belonging to an unlawful secret society.
Source: WONDERTV MEDIA

lalasticlala


@ the bolded got me! Is there any lawful secret society in Nigeria?
Crime / Re: A Video Of A Beheaded Man Found In A Cult Member’s Phone In Lagos by Mancrossfire: 1:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
Watching your fellow human being beheaded is the height of being dead to conscience
Crime / Re: BREAKING: CCTV Shows How Female Clubber Died In Obi Cubana’s Club In Abuja [PICS by Mancrossfire: 12:51pm On Nov 27, 2021
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Politics / Re: ₦17 Billion Paris Club Refund Landed Obiano On EFCC’s Watch List by Mancrossfire: 10:59am On Nov 27, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: P-Square Is Back! Sets Concert Date For 18th Of December (Photo) by Mancrossfire: 8:26pm On Nov 26, 2021
P-SQUARE WE KNOW!

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Celebrities / Re: Five Lessons Nigerian Creatives Should Learn From Rema’s IP Theft Saga by Mancrossfire: 8:21pm On Nov 26, 2021
Nothing to say so space for sale
Family / Re: My Wife Changed All Our Property Documents In Nigeria To Hers, Plans To Kill Me by Mancrossfire: 8:06pm On Nov 26, 2021
like1:


Search for the story on google, na the guy man wan divorce oo, he even wants to leave the 'known' properties for the old wife but the old wife no gree, say they must marry.

From the old-wife's account, the man is really loaded with cash which HE the man short-changed her from. So now the man wants to enjoy all the money with a new wife, but the wife doesn't want it to go down without a fight.


Okay....like they always say, there are three sides to every story
1...the man's side
2...the woman's side
And
3...the true side of the story
Family / Re: My Wife Changed All Our Property Documents In Nigeria To Hers, Plans To Kill Me by Mancrossfire: 5:26pm On Nov 26, 2021
From what I read up there all red flags were shown but ignored. The man is a SIMP right from his name down to his behaviour and to make matter worse he have a bitter vindictive divorced mother in law.
I dated a very beautiful girl years back that turns head. All my sisters love this girl because of how beautiful she was and they wanted me to marry her. I stylishly ghost out of the relationship for two reasons...
1... she was short tempered
2... her mother had three failed marriages and as far as life is concerned her mother is her bestie.

So mr vivian please enjoy your predicament with Italian delicacies biko...no come nairaland come dey disturb us

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Religion / Re: Moment Pastor Tried To Heal Mad Man In Public (Video) by Mancrossfire: 4:16pm On Nov 26, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
grin

Okay...volumes down!
Romance / Re: When Someone Gives Your Girlfriend N500k, You’ll Realize True Love Doesn’t Exist by Mancrossfire: 4:15pm On Nov 26, 2021
Realtalk20:
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Shut up

Bleep off!!!
Romance / Re: When Someone Gives Your Girlfriend N500k, You’ll Realize True Love Doesn’t Exist by Mancrossfire: 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2021
Realtalk20:
smh

Next

That's what you get when you put your hope in those dirty, give me adicted, urgent 2k begging, smelly pussy having, 24hrs wig wearing, never been ambitious, big bellied, fake eye lash wearing, bleached skin having, STD spreading, olosho career living Nigerian girls.

Those things are disgusting, better go for Ghanaian or Cameroonian girls and have peace grin


Really? You mentioned Cameron's and Ghanaians girls in the same sentence with Nigerians girls? It's obvious you've not been to ghana or Cameroon.
You just make Nigerians girls saints
Religion / Re: Moment Pastor Tried To Heal Mad Man In Public (Video) by Mancrossfire: 1:39pm On Nov 26, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
"And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover"


How many men of God possesses these attributes grin

Righteousness2, can you drink poisonnn and nothing would happen to you undecided

This also reminds me of a clip
Power, Enter!
Power, Enter!!
Power, Enter!!! grin

Everything nah SCAM
@ the bolded I hope is not the clip I watched years back...over 10 years ago where the guy was giving the woman power through her under grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And His Father, Collins Enebeli Celebrate Birthday With Lovely Photos by Mancrossfire: 9:56am On Nov 26, 2021
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Politics / Re: Niyi Adebayo: FG Have Disbursed N56.84bn Survival Funds To 835,161 Beneficiaries by Mancrossfire: 10:20am On Nov 23, 2021
It baffles me why Nigerians can't protest when news like these are broke
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by Mancrossfire: 10:55pm On Nov 22, 2021
Rilwayne001:
Read the guy has big gbola and all those female celebrities are just flocking after him. Lol

White women doesn't consider gbola in relationship....that one is for African women overstretched puna whose wall can't hold the head of a baby.
Do you ever wonder why billionaires date under 25?
Do you ever wonder why big girls are faking tight puna with vagina tightening creams?
Even African men with their big gbola and small brains don't doesn't enjoy a loose puna
Celebrities / Re: My N50 Million Donation Has Been Added – Davido by Mancrossfire: 10:28pm On Nov 22, 2021
Poorboy:
grin grin grin, obo you said 201 million was donated if you add 50 million it should be 251 million.

Davido you're owing the orphanage 1 million. tongue

May I help count the money abeg, now na public money no be your own, try balance am. grin grin angry angry

In some cases maths considers any figure above 0.5 to be 1 so instead of saying 200 and 5 you could say 201 . If you look at the figures in that screenshot is actually 250,507,625.14 so literally is 251 millions
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 12 Biggest Lessons From The Corporate World by Mancrossfire: 3:55pm On Nov 22, 2021
Number 10 grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido & Crew Fight In Dubai Club (Video) by Mancrossfire: 3:39pm On Nov 22, 2021
So these naija runs girls even plenty for Dubai?

Almost all the comments I've read so far are sentimental.

This guy doesn't want them to video him hence he approach the bancer to stop them yet they fight him and here y'all calling him names.
Smh

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Education / Re: What Is The Right Answer? (Photo) by Mancrossfire: 8:45pm On Nov 21, 2021
Ask this man below

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