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Petty! She released the evidences to a nameless, ghost-man of God. It is quite disturbing that I have not seen a single comment requesting this culprit to name the so-called respect man of God she gave the evidence to.

Blackmailing a public figure is now a new step to Fame, so appalling. Won't be surprised if a random guy claims to sleep with patience jonathan and the gullible lots will not disprove it.

byvan: A good development, what is good for the geese is really good for the gander ,hopefully we ll be getting such news from Naija soon

If a man can marry 3 wives,there is nothing wrong if women start marrying as many husbands as they want .

Charity begins at home. Are you from a polyandrous family? Keep sharing the punny. Na you kukuma get am

hazel_j: What is his number?

Giving you lawyer's number might be a breach in confidentiality or intrusion on privacy. I reckon you look up his profile for his numbers and probably email him for his contact. Cheers

https://www.nairaland.com/lawyer

spyroxy1: Should dis not make a front page This era where some1 will just be cooking at his dirty kitchen and will be loaded on the front page - and you will call that 'nairalander cooking for his wife' SMH

Its time to celebrate some1 good that people should emulate and do business with !

God bless the LAWYER

Spot-on. It is bizarre that some of us celebrate mediocrity rather than valour and heroism. Lawyer is a hero- a man who hate cheating to any degree. He is a man one can count on. Buying property in Lagos is not a child play( not financially of course). Loads of agents out there are fraudsters, they are in to rip you off. I have successfully transacted some property deals with the assistance of our renowned nairaland lawyer. This man has taught me to always be patient until all investigation on any property is made. He has taught me again not to trust a property agent even if the latter is my brother. An icon he is!

Okija_juju: [b]Bros...

No vex o!! When I hear say my Salary na 20 Dollars an hour (3200 Naira an Hour)!! The Igbo man in me just activate!

NNA MEN!! Lekwa Ego Men!!

Sharply! I bring out the factory-fitted scientific calculator wey Baba God install for my head..

work from 8 am - 6 pm everyday.. = 10hours a day (No need for Breaktime.. Ego is involved... )

10 hours a day * 20 Dollars/hour = 200 Dollars a day...

200 * 7 times a week _{(No need for Church.. God go understand say Ego is involved.. The more I work, the More Tithe and Offering for God)} = 1400 Dollars a week..

1400 Dollars * 4 Weeks (1 Month) = 5600 Dollars a Month.. = (860,000 Naira a Month)

5600 * 12 Months.. = 67,000 U.S Dollars a year A.K.A 10.7 Million a Year..

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Nna Men!!

I don think of how I go come Back Nigeria after 5 years;

- First and Most Importantly.. Collect 4 Chieftancy Titles.. One must be 'Osi na Nwata buru Bastard Billionaire 1 of Nnewi'..
- Build like five different 4 decking for Upper Iweka, Abuja, Lagos and Port-Harcourt.
- Open factory for Nnewi and Lagos
- Break my Papa House for Village, rebuild am in 2 days _{(Just to beat Jesus Record of 3 Days... )}
- Upgrade my mama roadside fried Chicken and Oroboh Pepsi business to KFC and CHICKEN REPUBLIC STANDARD..
- Buy 2 Big Full Option Jeep and Driver for My Papa & Mama..
- Come back Marry Ichie Bonaventure and Ichie Akujobi Daughters at once.. Simultaneuos wedding (as an Odogwu wey I go don be)
- Then Leave my 2 new wifes them for Village with my mama, carry like 10 of my village people go Obodo Oyinbo as Apprentice/Nwaboy..



But I never Knew that the Devil is a lair.. DAYUUUUM!!!! Nna men! My eye clear o!! The remaining of this story.. My guy Foggerabout![/b]

Assuming your statistics is valid: 10.7 x 5= 53.5mil. That would not suffice the emboldened list. Get rid of the poor man mentality. I enjoyed the post though. You have a flawless expertise in putting smile on a frowned face.

jennykadry: I sometimes avoid the travel section because of the hate some Nigerians based in that shait hole of a country called nigeria, spew. To be quite honest I believe it's just jealousy, jealous of fellow Nigerians who were lucky and blessed enough to get a life outside Nigeria. I know and believe that some of you wished that you could travel outside Nigeria and live in the westernized world for as long as you want instead of visiting with a few months visa and returning back to that cursed nation.

I AM NOT PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN and I have my reason,so the rest of you who wished you had the kind of lives we have here can get your 1 dollar bill and put it where your mouth is. Not too long ago a NLDER started a thread on dual nationality, the way some people who have no international passport let alone visa hated the Nigerians who are dual nationals was enough to cause problems on that thread. Even politicians-the government know that our country Nigeria ruin more lives, causes more harm than good to it's citizens and thought it necessary to fly their children outside the country for a better life, a better education and better opportunities. I am ashamed of that country Nigeria. Renewing a foreign passport in my current location is as easy as and can be done in the comfort of my own home but Nigeria made life hell for a lot of us who wanted to renew their passports. I was treated so rudely in my own country's high commission that I had to walk away in anger. If I walk into any AUSTRALIA High commission, I am treated like a VIP, well taken of, listened to, spoken to with respect and they sort out whatever issues I had with the snap of a finger.....yet the rest of yous expect some of us to clap for Nigeria or come back to that country for good? a country I visited recently and NEPA proved themselves as usual, a country where the citizens were flogged like children at the immigration office in Lagos, citizens like you and I only wanting to get their passports.

A recent thread about a nigerian woman who angrily swore to tear her nigerian passport is trending now and as usual, those haterz are there calling her names. SHUT UP and give her the $300 dollars she wasted there and stop making noise. Many Nigerians have been told to come for appointments only for them to get there and be turned back cos of faulty equipment that had gone bad for months without them telling these people about it. Go to your international airport in Lagos and see the curse that place has become, many things there are key and start cos they are trying to "save electricity".

I am going to say this to all you hating nigerians living in diaspora that you lot should go on your knees and pray to whatever being you serve so that we remain here cos if some of us professionals with high standards decide to relocate back to Nigeria.....ALL OF YOU WILL BE JOBLESS, YOUR JOBS WE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM YOU AND OUR PAY WILL BE QUADRUPLED BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT PEOPLE INTELLECTUALLY BLESSED HAVE GRACED THEIR PRESENCE"......in other words shuuushhhh and be thankful to us cos without us staying abroad, some of you people will be begging on the streets for food.

Don't hate us cos we appreciate countries who have given us more than we could have asked for, don't blame us for not regarding that shait hole of a country called Nigeria. Why should I be proud of Nigeria? why should I have hope in Nigeria?when even the government know that nothing good is forth coming into and from that country, cos if they believed, they wouldn't pay millions to keep their families outside Nigeria.

YES MY NAME IS JENNIFER KADRY AND I TYPED THIS.......Hit your heads and thank you very much.

You have really erred to have written this gibberish. Youthful exuberance has taken its toll on you. Fact some not all Nigerians do have complex, jealousy as you claimed but be wary not to generalize next time you write an article like this. Moreover, being abroad does not make you any better- I have traversed first world countries, I have seen how the so-called diasporans worship illiterates/semi-literates blokes just to put meal on their table while claiming they are any better those guys at home. You will get to understand probably as you grow older, that no one spits on his father's grave.

Caveat emptor!!! A plot in Ikota villa estate goes from 15million naira upwards depending on location. Duplex in Ikota will go for no lesser than 35 million naira, that is if it is semi-detached!. Please people be wary of fraudsters else your hard-earned money will go into thin air. Thank me later!

If this bride was a Nigerian, comments here would have taken a toll from 'wow', 'lovely', 'cutie' to 'how does this stop boko haram from bombing', 'nonsense', 'i spit on this thread', 'waste of mb'. How hypocritical!

drake2005: People keep saying this guy is attractive, but I can't see it. Aesthetically? Is body is flaccid or undefined. I will vote Richard Mofe Damijo as more attractive aesthetically and by height. Now back to Desmond, People say(myopic women)He is tall? What is tall to you? I have stood close to him, I was at least 2 inches taller than him. He is at most 6ft which is the beginning of tall for a man but not tall; maybe by Nigerian standard of many short male actors (non is above 6'2; all are virtually below 5'11 except Chidi Mokeme who is at least 6'1). I'm 6'2 FYI.

He is only 4-5 inches taller than mike ezuruonye who is only 5'7 in the picture below. So, it not tall! So stop saying he is tall.

Gibberish! What exactly are you saying? You even went as far as uploading a picture to substantiate this meaningless waste of space.

Ok, you are tall, are you now satisfied?

Wow this thread will generate loads of views and comments.

Back to the topic. Must my view as a Nigerian be similar to the white man's? I am conservative and white man is otherwise. I hold on to tradition as it is my right but he does not. If Oyibo likes, he should go ahead and be silly but me mba!

kaflex: You are very wrong maninmood, and by the way I dont need to know you before marketing any property.

How am I wrong by substantiating your claim to be true? You probably did not read through the 2 sentences, did you?

You lots can keep picking on each other. Clannish, tribal, ethnic bigotry thrown at one another should be stopped. The fact still remains that if Igbo or Yoruba or Hause invest in their respective home towns or not, some mongrels here would still be wallowing in their sorry state.

The estate is ocean palm estate, precisely. I have a house there and that estate is full of massive houses. I am not taking sides and I do not by any means know kaflex.

jhydebaba: Ask whether the devil is still playing on ur destiny cuz at this age I see no reason why u can't get a brand new car.

With respect to this link of yours: https://www.nairaland.com/1061029/dangote-drivers-interviews-shortlisted-candidate

I wonder how huge Dangote truck driver's monthly pay is to have made you financially buoyant to buy a brand new car. If someone could afford a used nissan maxima which would be undoubtedly up to a million naira, I wonder how many cars a truck driver like you has in his confines.

Keep searching for that good man, woman!

People, if this happened in Nigeria, what would be your thought? I know my fellow countrymen would say the house owner has juju potentials.

Ramadan Kareem! I am a christian; wife a Muslim. I have taken it upon myself to fast for 20 days out of the holy days of Ramadan. May God answer all our prayers and forgive our sins. Amin!

RICHIE BOI: https://i1.wp.com/www.toksdam.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/fashola.jpg

Nigeria's Leaders' Shallow Mentality: Even at levels as high as the governor's office, they still subscribe to the stupid mentality of supporting foreign institutions blindly to the detriment of their own. Is the Lagos State government a shareholder in the Manchester United football business or what? How come a British football club, 6,500 kilometres away is being given free advert while the Stationery Stores FC of Lagos State is totally crippled and is not on the world's football radar? I just don’t understand the sense behind these ugly cakes.
What purpose do these symbols of cakey "bitter" cakes (with full insignia of Lagos State imposed side by side that of Man U logo) serve the interests of Lagosians except to continually get investments, recognition, etc., out of the state in favour of Manchester, UK which sadly still, did not solicit for the advert in any way? What about the effect this picture will have on unsuspecting, young, impressionable and naive minds in many years to come? I just can't come to terms with this childish idea at Fashola’s 50th birthday. It just steers logic on its head.
I love Fashola but I'm really disappointed at this anomaly at his 50th birthday. Hear this! Governor Fashola, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and Governor Rotimi Amaechi, the management of Manchester United does not even know you guys exit, so please stop deluding yourselves and get on with the business of empowering your people and country. These Nigerian dealers (not leaders) must be jesters fit only for the circus. What a shame!

OP, have you eaten today?

alala dakosta: i hide mine.but i show my son blue P. for whoever cares to see it,honestly cant wait to drop this greencard thingy for the real deal.

Now your fatherland passport is now a greencard thingy that you can't wait to drop? How lame and narrow-minded can one be! Lots like you still wash those toilets with the bluecard thingy and we proud Nigerians do offer you tips

Please guys be careful! Caveat emptor!

And to the poster, why do you indulge in ripping people off?

babe_online: YA THAT IS TRUE. The America is gawgle(or guwgle) while the British is guugu.

Another one again? What is guwgle? Can you just let me stick to guugu for now, please? Or do you want those arrogant briticos laugh at me again?

Diasporan: Please can i get a clarification on why Americans make use of Antai instead Anti?My 18 years old cousin laughed at me in public when i said [b]/G^gl/ instead of /Gu:gl/(Google).He was lucky the father was nearby. [/b]

Lol I used to pronounce google as goggle. Changed that after being laughed at, in class.

Accent acquisition is clearly different from 'faking accent'. We Nigerians should just admit that our English pronunciation is not spot-on. I got to know this after using up a year in a UK university. Believe it or not, some contributors here might just pronounce accent(/aksent/) as /asent/ and excellent(eksələnt) as /ezelent/ just to mention but a few.

A student of Computer Network Technology
UCLAN

Gombs: Tis not stinginess...tis called 'common sense'

Ok, why buy a car of N50million?? While I can buy a 3m car, feed a couple of folks, help OJB dem and make seun an offer he can't turn down?

If I shd buy a car of 50mil, den it must be able to generate electricity n go for a cruise on the atlantic

Btw, are you yoruba?
Lol

50million can't even build a posh duplex on lagos island

First bank, chai! They should have good software developers. Why using direct installation when you can use phased or parallel? SMH

timothy001: Has anyone fixed with Sky bank Above 10m and what is the best rate.? Best rate i was giving was 9% for millions,

Are you all also Aware that rate also fluctuate after the 90 days ,and it's always drop lower and lower.

Assuming i fix 25M for 90 days at 9%,Does it means after the (3month) 90 days i get 2,250000 million naira ?? not really into this.Can anyone share more light , A brother has indeed been losing.

Finally all banks will give u better rate to start with.And after which u will be surprised at the way it drops after the roll over date.

9% on 25million is 2,250,000 per year(12 months), divide that by 4, the result is your interest.