₦airaland Forum

drkay: My mum seriously need dis advice too, her 5 million naira pension is yielding just 250k per year which I think is suboptimal. I can convince her if I see a better investment.

Please tell mama to rent a shop and start selling whatever she has subliminal interest and passion in. There are loads of things to sell in Nigeria. Talking about food, clothes, and all other basic needs. When renting a shop, she should rent it in a strategic location where potential customers normally frequent.

HomesOfLife: The best and ONLY investment with little or no supervisions is "Real Estate". I bought a land in Abijo-Lekki for only 500k in 2005. The same land is now valued at 4-5m! Thats about 1000% appreciation in less than 10yrs. By the way, i'm paid 100k/annum by the mechanics i short lease the place to, as i have no intentions of building anytime soon. REMEMBER YOU'RE RETIRING!!! The pressure of paying rent can drown you and your business! You can build small tenanment flats where you'll be collecting rents.

Now, with only 350k, you can own a plot of land at phpac Estate, Ibeju Lekki.

Installment Payment: N150,000 initial payment, and N100,000 only per month for 2 months.

Documents to be received are as follows:
Copy of the Excision Inquiry Reference Number
Survey Plan
Deed of Assignment/Estate Covenant.
Receipt of Payment.

Type of Land – Sandy, Dry Land

Location
phpac Estate is located at Elerangbe, within the axis of The New International Airport, The New Pan African University, The Lekki Free Trade Zone, The New Sea Port, Two Golf Courses and Several upcoming Gated Estates

BENEFITS: Fast appreciation of the property due to on-going developments such as the Lekki Free Trade Zone and the International Airport amongst others.

All lands are absolutely FREE from OMO-ONILES’ interference

Pls call Homesoflife for further assistance.

Mr estate manager, tell me the purchasing power of 500,000naira in 2005, in comparison with the 4million naira purchasing power in 2013. Tell me how much a sachet of pure water is sold in 2005 as against 2013. And by the way which area in Abijo Lekki is selling for 5million naira? Moreoer, can you provide us evidence substantiating this claim of yours?

@OP: Estate investment is good but please don't allow hungry investors to lure you into parting your money with almost unrealistic investment. You have a wife, I suppose. You and madam should make some feasibility study on current market. Focus on consumers' needs, and invest on that area. My dad is a retiree, he is currently taking stocks of dangote cement. He is planning to expand the business soon and he started this last year. I am not saying you should go into cement business, but make some business research about what your passion focuses on. Determine both strength and weakness of the business when you find one. First invest[b] 20% to 30% [/b]of your gratuity fund into it, then ensure you put in 100% of your devotion to the business as it is your money and your mindset should be it must not be mismanaged/misspent. !!!

OP, everyone deserves some respect. You probably abandoned the bike and went into the bank without proper regard to the security personnel despite the fact that he's been warning you not to pack on the spot. You would have saved yourself the insult if you had given him the due respect he deserves. You need to improve on your courtesy. You would probably beat the security man up if you are a statesman or something.

hmm

xp17: don't let ur dreams b swallowed by another man's reality.
Wat do u need that kind of massive isolated privacy for?
Btw, u wan dey fvck ur wife for street?.


@myself

I don't intend to my too rich, just wanna live an average life and enjoy as a rich man , more so also have the fearless opportunity to co-exist with the poor.

This is no way differ from racism, if u can ex-communicate urself frm uneven class, then u got no right to say no to uneven race.


I say no to segregation.


"Ighoosagie"

Your inherent mentality will never be the same if God makes you a billionaire. However, you need to start thinking like one.

Nonybb: I dont think Seun worth 30,OOO Naira

Multiply that times 10000naira, that is Seun's worth. Probably more than that, even.

Introvert

That is what happens when one fails to conduct proper observations before erecting an edifice or whatever it is called. I remember when Fashola started this control, my christian brothers were raining fires and brimstone on him, now they are embracing it. I am happy that most of us are now accepting changes and this trend I believe will rise dramatically in the next few years, decades, etc.


May be just one day, we will learn how to stop enriching pastors while we wallow in poverty blended with ignorance. And finally, we will learn how to put our destiny in our very own hands. May God bless us mentally.

Nonsense. I need to start using glasses. Was thinking Victor Moses' son's Bentley

Joagbaje: Have you ever experience kindom of darkness sending you an SMS ,or a demon? I have had some experience while ministering to some cases. But I want to sample opinion first before I give details of my experience .

If you have heard of such experience or you have actually experience such. Either as a threat or whatever the content .


I have had 2 experiences . The first one happened when minitered to a young woman Several spirits were cast out of her. But I wasn't through with her because it took a long time so we had to take a break to finish up the following day. But the following day ibegan to recieve series of SMS from "THEM" insulting me and warning to keep away from her, that she belong to them.

At first, I thought it was a prank from her, then few minutes before our appointment I began to recieve SMS from her line that I should not deliver her, that she belong to them , Then they said they were inside her phone using it to warn me.. I replied saying christ has delivered her already .her body soul and spirit belong to Jesus .

Now this is the funny part . She came I asked who was sending me SMS through her phone . She said nobody , she said she was only surprised to see SMS from me. I collected her phone . Suprisigngly i only saw my replies. There was no trace of the messages sent from that phone ,Then she said she doesn't even have credit at all since day before . I then took the phone again and checked the balance 0:00 kobo ! . That's my firsts experience .

The second experience I had to send someone else to the person house few block away to call her, she was deeply sleeping yet, I was Receiving warning messages from the phone . This particular person was involved in witchcraft . Checking the phone only my responses were there . Yet ony phone both her SMS and mine are there , even till now

This is a typical 17th century nonsense we celeberate in Nigeria. If you must know, the girl is playing a huge prank on you dude. You guys are making my belief in almighty God dwindle by the day with your waggish activities that portray nothing but irrelevance and hogwash.

Your mates out there are 'fighting' academically to ensure there is new innovations every day, they are making varieties of huge research to perfect our world and probably emancipate you from your buffoonery. And you are there hallucinating on the impossible. Una get job at all?

Mod, you have not updated the front page score o. It is now 1-2 damn it!

Guys let's be honest here. We can't be satisfied. You see, if these ladies insist on doing peruvian, malaysian hair, we will go haywire saying it's expensive. Braids is economical if you ask me. It can go on for 2 months which to me saves money rather than over-hyped borrowed hair.

Well ladies, you'd better sit there for several hours, and do less-than-ten thousand naira-braid which will last 2 months than coming to me with tale of brazillian hair stories. Arghh

Ogarkor: Can it go for 1.6m?

Bros, you no try at all o. Clearing of this vehicle alone in Nigeria goes around 550k. Shipping is around 1200usd for roro. Go check amount it's being sold on ebay and do the maths.

Spell-bound . A soldier never ceases being a soldier. Future suya for the 7 guerillas

I am currently undertaking a degree course in Computer Network Technology in University of Central Lancashire. After completion, I hope to study Computer security(MSc), which has network security has one of its modules, in Birmingham. In the next few years, I shall be a Network Administrator with certification in CCNA and CCNP. In 15 years time, I shall be a Chattered Network Engineer bagged with awards and titles in Networking field. May God be with me and you(Amen)

Imagine how beautiful a country whose economy is solely dependent on seaport is. It seems it's fairly competing with Nigeria whose wealth and income thrive on oil and many other resources. I learnt there has never been, in Togo, a recorded power outage in the past few years. Let's see what PHCN privatisation will bring forth.

chemashie: Does that include your house rent or for TV only?

If you saw a 50k usd tv, what would you say? Which mentality be this?

It is not new, maybe in Nigeria though- I bought mine probably around 5 months ago( 55 and 46'' respectively) in UAE. It is a prolific innovation, however. These oyibos will design a tv that might be sleeping with one's wife sooner than expected.

floragregs: Nice outfits.. Toke's knees are black! Bleaching no dey work for knee and elbows sef?

Gossips na my hobby

Base price for a used rolls royce(4,500miles) is $219,950.00 as verified on ebay; some even go for 350k usd like this one. Formalities to ship the vehicle will go along a hefty amount. Shipping price should also be considered. Clearing charges in Nigeria would be heavy. Bearing in mind that a dollar is around 163usd. Not taking sides with the poster as the 90m is over-priced. 70m would be a good asking price.

annexes: Tonto dike will soon turn evangelist, watch out in the next 10yrs.

The question is, will you keep stalking Tonto for good 10 years? I would rather you asked yourself, where you would be in the next 10 years.
I just dislike the fact that many Nigerians won't just stop hypothesizing on someone's life. The common sentence, 'Wait and see what will happen to him in the next few years' is quite abhorrent and I just wish people could worry about their lives rather than someone else's.

~Bluetooth:
What is " more fame " when more as used by Banky is an adverb and fame is a noun and not an adjective ? You don't need to get twisted just because you want to impress with your grammar, just be simple and get things done !

PS : An adverb doesn't and can't modify a NOUN. I stand to be corrected though.

Grammatical error police. Listen, 'more' can be used as an adverb, an adjective and a noun in a sentence.

(noun) "He wanted more and he was going to get it." "Less can be more."

(adjective) "I ate more oatmeal today than yesterday." Banky said, "...more fame...". Any difference with the example cited?

(adverb) "You have to turn more on mountain roads." "He was more careful than others."

REFERENCE:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_more_an_adjective

Bros, I have pm'ed you. Kindly reply back please. I seriously need bbm on my iPhone. If you could give me send me the login details, I would appreciate. I will not compromise your account neither will I do anything funny. Just to install the bbm. Thanks bro. My email: olusegun.olawale82@gmail.com

Thanks a lot and may God bless you.

Bros, I have pm'ed you. Kindly reply back please. I seriously need bbm on my iPhone. If you could give me send me the login details, I would appreciate. I will not compromise your account neither will I do anything funny. Just to install the bbm. Thanks bro. My email: olusegun.olawale82@gmail.com

Thanks a lot and may God bless you.

Bros, I have pm'ed you. Kindly reply back please. I seriously need bbm on my iPhone. If you could give me send me the login details, I would appreciate. I will not compromise your account neither will I do anything funny. Just to install the bbm. Thanks bro. My email: olusegun.olawale82@gmail.com

Thanks a lot and may God bless you.

Horladortune: Let me Hear your views guys

Hi bro, tried to sign into apple using the details you gave out then, but it was unsuccessful. Is there a way you can please just help me out by sending the corrent login details to my email? I promise never to compromise your account. I just need it to install the bbm thingy. Kindly reply. Thanks

Every couple on earth have in one way or other yelled on each other. Personally, I do yell on my wife, and she shouts at me at some point as well.
When we finish bawling, we would go our ways and in few minutes, I would find myself playing banters with her just to take her mind off the rift we had previously and good night s x to ensure the differences is done for.

I am married for 5 years now.

Toks2008: Me i dey use am and i like am, and by the way na gold but cheap one. Only 16k

Has anyone told you, you look like a woman with that necklace? Why didn't you button up? Are you a teenager? And you even went ahead saying it is cheap one- only 16k, it shows how low your self-esteem is. Sorry it sounds offensive, but you need some orientation.

dennisilupeju: I got drunk @ age 14 nd started charlengin my mum but nw am a changes man with kids

Good that you are a changed, responsible man. However, see what (the highlighted) getting drunk at 14 turned you to . Any plan to improve on that?

equlibrium: Mtchew....
Make e die der jor, fada of all tiefs.
Yoruba btw

Your hatred might consume you if not properly checked. Moreover, why would you wish someone death? How miserable can one's life be!

She allegedly had intimacy with pastor Biodun 6 months ago and she watched the youtube ads, which taught her how to be a rebel, crazy fame starving mongrel 6 months ago.

She watched the ads and probably other ads and she was tutored on how to be crazily proficient enough to use a public figure to climb the fame ladder. She orchestrated it and she got it. Well done famous girl! You might want to take on blackmailing a renown governor to be more famous.