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EarsWide:
What is really surprising is not the nonsense Joagbaje comes up with - it is that a he has a number of followers/supporters or fellow frauds. Are there really that many st*pid people out there ?

please do not insult our dear pastor joe agbaje  How can you say that someone who won the 2010 nairaland poster of the year awards with nearly 50% of the votes be st*pid 

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medjai:
Trademark Gomes howler

no mind the keeper he's useless

kandiikane:
He answers prayers through people.

REALLY!! Me, an unbeliever who somehow found myself helping a female nigerian international student here in london financially. She will always say things like God is using me or that am God sent (and pray for me) even though i make it clear to her that i don't believe in God. So please tell me who is right is God really answering her prayers through me (an unbeliever) or am i just doing it through my freewill? 

In Delta State , Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan , yesterday emerged winner over Ogboru the great again, in the governorship election held in the state. It was a count down between Uduaghan and Ogboru on who to be the state governor. Uduaghan, who is the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate scored a total of 525,793 votes to beat his closest rival, Chief Great Ogboru of the Democratic Peoples Party (DPP) who polled 433, 834 votes. His emergence as winner came after the results of four local government areas whose results were not earlier released Wednesday, were announced yesterday morning by the state Resident Electoral Commissioner, Dr. Gabriel Adah. The four local government areas announced, finally gave the PDP a total of 13 local government areas as against the DPP’s 12 local government areas won during the election. Announcing the results yesterday morning, Dr. Adah said Dr. Uduaghan won a landslide victory. It is pertinent to note that the two political parties shared equally the votes of the four local government areas as each of them got two local government areas each. The results are for the DPP, : Ndokwa East 7,:315, Ndokwa West 16,428, Sapele 15571 and Warri South West 10, 852 while the PDP scored Ndokwa East 13,068, Ndokwa West10,255, Sapele 15,072 and Warri South West 59, 150. With his re-election, Uduaghan, appears to have silenced Ijaw leader, Chief Edwin Clark who had been critical about his administration and has determined to see him out of power. Meanwhile, the DPP has vowed to contest the results in the court of law, alleging serious manipulations. Reacting to the results yesterday , the state deputy governor-elect, Prof. Amos Utuama (SAN) urged opposition parties in the state to accept the victory of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the April 26 governorship polls and join hands with the winner, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan to develop the state. Utuama, who was running mate to Uduaghan , speaking with reporters after the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) declared Uduaghan winner of the polls said, “We have passed the bridge of politics to the bridge of governance. Let us come together and join His Excellency, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan in order to nurture good governance.“Deltans should continue to rejoice and continue to support this government. We will do more for them, ” Speaking on the PDP victory, Utuama said, “First I dedicate the victory to God, I dedicate the victory to PDP. I dedicate the victory to all Deltans. Those unknown Deltans who voted for us, I dedicate the victory to them. God has used them to give us the victory, I dedicate the victory to them.” Posted by Hercules at 02:31 Labels: Delta State news, governorship election

god dose not answer prayers. People do.

Recycled story

One of them even has the tottenham jersey on "COME ON YOU SPURS!"

At least 10 slashes in his upper torso

Why won't pastors heel amputees? Why won't they make amputated limbs grow back like the victims of the Sierra Leone civil war for example. Am sure if Pastor Chris or any other so called man of god would heel an amputee live on stage (in front of a worldwide audience) then we would have no reason to doubt their magical powers

Mabel and Joagbaje answers please.

I thought you had to die first before you were allowed to go to [/s]imaginary[/s] heaven. So has god changed the rules and allowed people to visit heaven in their dreams?

Amareal:
What i mean is that she divorced her first husband and got married to me,as a christian is she my real wife?

you sound like a very confused soul. How can you be married to a woman to five years before you begin to realise that she is not your wife?

Why didn't you realise this during the time you spent with her before you got married?

Dyt:
Bro where did u put your faith as a xtain huh?
Y do u all put blames on female wen u seem nt b able produce a workin sp.erm

And why did you ignore the above question?

jerryben12:
Please keep the coming. Do not be hesitant to write your piece.

So what about you? Are You In Your Religion From Birth Or By Convert?

@post
Easy go back to where you did your investigation try and locate one of his ex girlfriends or close friends then call the babe and arrange for her to see his ex girlfriend or close friend and let them do the talking

Easy go back to where you did your. investigation try and locate one of his ex girlfriends or close friends then call the babe and arrange for her to see his ex girlfriend or close friend and let them do the talking

this video bought to my eyes

experienced a similar problem once but that was a long time ago. I called a female friend that i was supposed to meet i thought she had answered my call when i was hearing her and friends talking in the background but it turned out that she had not.

He scored yesterday. You guys should've heard the cheer from the fans when he finally scored for chelski

@PAGAN 9JA
i respect the fact that you stick to your tradtional hausa pagan beliefs rather than to go with the flow and follow islam or christianity. It proves that you can think for yourself unlike most people who are born into the box of a particular religion and can't think outside the box of that religion.

I am an atheist was born and bred into a weak catholic family here in london {minus the indoctrination and the dogma} as soon as i reached my teens and began to question religion and other things foundout about dinosaurs and evolution which sounds more credible and made more sense to me i realized that god is imaginary. And i would rather practice my traditional urhobo beliefs like you {if i knew them} than practice the beliefs of either of two imported religions.

chuckdee4:
Don't mind the monkey who thinks going to watch a live match makes him a better fan, dem go chop cane tonight

So who allowed this chimpanzee out of the zoo to go and watch the match

debosky:
Breaking news: Spurs to organise bus tour to display their Gareth Bale trophy

Well i read in the same newspaper that the arse anal are going to close the whole of hollow way road and seven sisters just to celebrate jack wiltshire being player of the year.

debosky:
Useless club - more gunners on NL attend games than I care to mention.

YOU SERIOUS £50 for the cheapest anus ticket thats #12'500 isn't it cheaper just to buy a bottle in thier local pub?

debosky:
Prepare to bloody fool so fond of talikng through your anus. See my sensible prediction that was before the game. get your comeuppance tonight. . . .no rose or dandelion go save una tonight.

manmustwac:
It's not going to be easy but its either a home win or a draw

bloody fool so fond of talikng through your anus. See my sensible prediction {above} that was before the game.

Moved to education

Moved to education

I just dey bow for those people that say what was a very free and fair election by international observers was rigged. The same would never when elections are held in developed countries it just shows that Buhari supporters cannot accept the fact that they lost the elections.

And to even think that I would have voted for Buhari if o was in Nigeria during the elections. Buhari should learn to be graceful and show gratitude to his opponent in his defeat like leaders in developed countries.

ritchboy:
Betting is illegal where i'm at

where you dey sef Saudi Arabia? Well its a good job that betting is illegal where you are. Because you would've lost a lot of money.

@didoflex
Am thinking of even going to the game tonight since i'm finishing work early today. The only thing is i may have to buy a ticket from a ticket tout

ritchboy:
Arsenal 4-1 Spurs. You read it here first!

why not go to paddy power and put your money where your mouth is since you sound so confident on that

It's not going to be easy but its either a home win or a draw

UP GARETH Bale. Up tottenham we are going to thrash the. gooners on Wednesday night

souldust:
these two religions claim to preach peace
but what do we find today?
sectarianism and unfairness, violence everywhere
these religions are meant to keep us in peace but see whats happening today.
i am beginning to think they have failed us. What do you think?

Exactly we have enough problems with too many tribes different cultures languages and beliefs so when you throw two imported religions into the mix what do you expect. Religion dose not unite people. It divides people.