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so OP wat do u want us to do for you??coz I dunno wat kinda advice you need..when u can clearly help urself out of it tho

Rextizzle:
This one and stupidity are like twins, don't grow up.

why do u like insulting peopleu have never made a comment without putting derogatory words in them,you strike me as a guy with hot temper and bad attitude.Pls learn to be more mature about issues

Obainoneandonly:
i concur with you bro,and d worse of dem all is marriage.....why stick with one when u can have dem all.... love gba kwa oku

YOU CANNOT HAVE 'EM ALL
DON'T LET GREED DESTROY YOU
AND IF YOU SAY U DON'T WANT TO MARRY,DATS OKAY.IT'S BETTER FOR YOU NOT TO MARRY,THAN FOR YOU TO MARRY AND BE GIVING THE WOMAN STRESS AND PUTTING HER THROUGH PAIN WITH YOUR INFIDELITY

Mrbolt565:
The only people I ever love with all my heart is my family. Momc is the only woman ill ever love on this earth. Even my mum sef, I no to love her sef.. Iswear love is the biggest scam in this universe! I vow to never love a woman or show my weak point to any bitch.. All these small small girls are just meant to be fvucked and that's all. That's my policy.


Im out!!

may this come to pass IJN...may you not love and may you never find love IJN-AMEN
go on bro...

selfmadeboss:
she sent my vid to my present wife. yes she works with a broken leg till today. she is lucky i did not break her eye. cos my target was to break her eye and leg

sorry for the questions,but wat did your present wife do when she saw it

selfmadeboss:
this is why i broke a hoes leg. she limps till tomorrow. no be everybody dem dey carry play rough play

u broke her leg?? she leak ur video??

highqueen:
Lol. My pic is there now. But will be removed soon shaa

see ur fresh skin...niccceee

MCMXCVIII:
Chai!!!!! With all protocols observed, I owe you 3 kegs of Cambodian Palm oil.

I dey wait

Immaculatesnow:
what do you expect from a used toilet

I need Adsense to buy

....


how is she a used toilet?

Tamarapetty:
Ok dear, keep jumping from one deek to another till u land ontop nail.

.nail DAT will burst their nyash..looooooollllllzzz..funny babe

Allaboutkatiee:
Yay she's totally right
Don't put all your eggs in one basket

she is not totally right.
lemme tell you...who go marry quick or who go find better partner nor be by jump jump o.I know girls DAT had several men but aren't settled till today.

highqueen:
Lol.
It's very hard to see a very faithful partner of recent. Morality has gone to the dogs. I'm talking about both genders.

true tho

Omuneizzy6:
A young lady took to her time line to advice her fellow ladies never to stick to one man, she went further to give her reasons.. Check out the screenshots.

very dumb... and what if the guy is a good man and has good intentions for her...and then later finds out she's cheating, she never miss her luck be DAT. mtchewww.sticking to one man is more mature and decent. It is greed DAT make girls jump from one man to another

Offpoint:
If we don't F, I mean if she doesn't allow me that night, I'm calling her parents for a discount on her bride price... what I order for is not what I'm getting

If you're tired, leave the working to me I've being taking classes against that night. just lie there let me cultivate my farmland, when I hit the right spot your tiredness will disappear to Jupiter and you'll start speaking in tongues or Chinese ahwu chimmo ooo, aaaah

lol..na so..she will lie down and prolly sleep off. leaving you to do your thing.

Offpoint:
Lol, look who I ran into this morning... my Ex-crush.

You're expected to F that night, any other thing you're doing that night instead of F-ing is a crime against nature.

"Patient sperm makes the cutest baby" - Offpoint 2018.

lollzz...you are one funny dude...I get tired easily,and certainly after the wedding I would be very tired and irritated.I nor sure I go f**k DAT night o..lol

shellybee:
Thank you all manniea Gloria allaboutkatiee colourich izzou and others.

uwlcm Shellybee

wait, wat kind of story is this? Do you want to get married to this girl?? Because both of you act immature.

truthsayer009:
Guy shows you his bank account.
Guy shows me his project.

Madame, happy married life. Biko when are we coming to eat Rice.

Oh wait, you used to date the Guyyyyy.

HAhahahahahaha

Sorry I just had to laugh, its not you I'm laughing at but the way I read the story. From bottom to top

I don't understand.
What's the meaning of this tho?

Xinzu:
Pained over who? or what exactly? Is it your poorly constructed words or your inability to punctuate properly without disgracing your family that will pain me? LOL!

worthless piece of shii

Xinzu:
Peace kee you dia!

pained?? nigga....keep quiet...stop ranting...

Xinzu:
You've suddenly eaten the humble pie? Whatever happened to the fiesty firery feminist you were claiming to be?


What's with NL and all these new sets of fraustrated feminists who think feminism is only about "peppering" guys? These ones can't even engage you in compelling intellectual arguments. Do ya'll think respect is handed to you?? Respect is earned! Ladies like Kimbraa and Missraine69 or even Pwettiedee will always have my respect cos they earned it. Not some under-aged facktard telling guys how they will remain pained because "Sikira refused to give them her number". Furking idiots..

bless your lame soul

peace!!!

Xinzu:
That's exactly what an under-achieving woman girl would say. You're only familiar with type of guys who bang your _cunt for sport, so I don't blame you.

well....say wat u want tho....na u get ur keyboard

Wuraola01:
God bless you, sis
Here is another angle to it. Not jumping to conclusions

He might just feel safe with telling me things. Yh, I definitely intend to find out which it is.
Don't want to go into a relationship now cos of personal reasons

hmm...I get tho.... but if you try testing him and he doesn't show any sign DAT he wants to date you.....then let it be...if he wants you he will tell you eventually... but do u have feelings for himu can have feelings for somebody and still not want to date 'em

Wuraola01:
Lol. I aint friend zoning him, ma'am.

He should come out straight instead of surprising me everyday. U can't say I'm friend zoning him cos it's not like he asked me out, I refused and requested he remained my friend.

.hmmm..it seems you already have a solution to ur problem then... coz you are sounding like you do....wait for him to tell u na..or ask you out...shikena

wait...this issue is kinda intricate...
but first lemme start with my experience...
I used to date this guy...he told me everything,his plans..his projects and even showed me his bank account balance most times... I guessed he trusted me.. but then again we were dating...so sure he liked me..another is my bestie..he tells me everything... he is fond of me... he can't go one day without telling me wat he does.....I dunno if he likes me..as in emotional aspect ..I'm not sure he does... so I gave these two stories because he can either like you or just feel safe telling you things...when person feels safe with a particular person...they tend to tell you everything...
so.. I suggest u take wat greatnaija said and put him on a test... to find out his feelings..
another issue is you not being ready for a relationship tho...do you like him?? and why aren't you ready for another relationship coz..I suggest if you don't like him... you should just withdraw a little bit.. don't always make urself available.. it will hurt him tho sha...
and...it's always the guy who can determine if you pple are dating or not.. if the guy doesn't approve.. DAT means there is no relationship

LordSaints:
i don't know what you will gain by mentioning me up and down , stop stalking me. it's unhealthy.

keep quiet.... you are ignorant... I'm tryna help you understand sumfin better... stalking you for wah??

Xinzu:
You're still shifting the goal post. First you chided me for allegedly "paying" for sex, now you're saying that payment does not matter (simply because I pointed out that it's cheap). I'm quite sure I made my point clear enough.


And please, aunty, I don't even patronise sexual enhancement drugs to start with. 2ndly, I can destroy pussy. She will enjoy it, no doubt BUT after we're done, there's no going back from me. That's where the problem is. I'm sure you understand.

from wat I noticed.... you base ur worth on your sexual performance.... u sound like u don't have anything to offer apart from dick

Eberechi24:
Who told you that pussy can be "destroyed "? If you are talking about rough sex, who's gonna use his energy or drink bruntashi? You. while aunty will lay enjoying herself.
You need to understand whatever believe, ideology one is projecting has no attachment to his/her sexuality. Consented sex is mutual enjoyment. It does matter Weda you lure her with pure water or #5 biscuits. What matters is an aim is achieved- climax
Are you saying that President of Croatia should not Bleep because she is a president?
Mind you, you should be every thing you want from opposite sex. You can't tag every girl you slept with slut excusing yourself. If you Bleep olosho, you are olosho too.

" if you bleep olosho,you are olosho too"
yes oo...correct.... and to think the number of guyz DAT f**k olosho in ashewo beer parlour(sexuality section) ehnnn...u will shock...later they will come and be forming expensive Shii...abeg eee...who nor go. nor know

ositadima1:
Everyone wants to get laid consciously or otherwise, is a life necessity and shít like that. What I can't figure is the time wasted in the chase, why can't we just get down to the main menu. It's simple like that.

wat do you think is your purpose in life

all vaginas are good... but DAT 6,13 and 14 DAT everything is covered too legit.. very packaged... just saying o *yawns*

Zoharariel:
Nne, you see that number 18 wey be like snake wey just swallow crocodile, that is not my specs at all. That is what the Bible calls "Powers & Principalities from the Marine Kingdom". Therefore, leave it for Lucasbalo & TonyeBarcanista.

But you see that number 6 & 13? Chukwu Okike Burantashi!

I can sell my family house in Ijebu just to insert & hibernate my lamba inside the corridor for 30minutes - especially if they are garnished with black curly bushes.

May we not fall into temptation!

lolll...also called fat bitch pussy according to cardi B..warm and niccceee...

wow... I like the hairstyles she rocked... beautiful.... omo see human hair.. cool