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Good one.

But the question, who's poverty are they alleviating?

TemplarLandry:
Woah! They're channeling the triumphant 1994 Jersey. This is nice.

I prefer the White to the Green one.

I dedicate “Joy” by JeriQ to this news.
Great jam!

But Jerseys do not win matches.

Kettle calling pot black.

As if the regular Police is any better.

It's the template they know about regular Police that they copy and paste.

Why?

Na say I dey family house so, if not, my cross over for be with one fat jombo and one ebony big body. But we keep it moving, when I go back to my place by second week of January, na to fanagbo all the Ghana loud wey I don miss since 24th and all the black big body barney dem go hear am.

Make I even call one wey dey with me on 23rd to 24th morning when I travel.

Yes, me don pick my addition and e nor go pass like that, I nor go add another monkey for my back.

Ogalanyachieze:
Singing in R. KELLY's voice :after party in my penthouse suite. Looking for a fly surely to the way you freaking it so yaya....... Move your body like a Snake ma like that...... Now you gonna go home, but you got to get the hell up out of here.
only legends can remember the next line that has gorilla in it

Like two gorillas in the jungle....

damble:
WHERE IS THAT BOY THAT ALWAYS DEDICATE SONGS TO PEOPLE? IS HE SERVING BAN FROM NAIRALAND'S MODERATORS NIIII?

I DEDICATE "AJE KUN IYA" BY DINO MELAYE TO HIM...

WHAT A GREAT JAM

Lol.

E be like say Tinubu media organization nor pay am Christmas bonus, No money to buy data again.

ednut1:
AJ cant beat Fury or Usyk. He should retire and enjoy his loot 😆

Why do you think so?

Otto Wallin fought Fury one time, even though Fury won, it was obvious he escaped by the whiskers ass he looked like he was run over by a Mack truck.

Same Otto Wallin that messed up Tyson Fury. Fury is an overrated boxer whose opponents and victory have always been questionable.

Britishcoins:
Nothing sweet like self entrepreneur.. I open and close any time any day... If I don't want to go self my workers will do the needful and money continue to enter.. Next year nothing concern me with buying new car, I will open another hot business and employ people.. The only problem is that to find good girl to marry this period of our time is like searching a gold in omambala River..
The best gift you can offer to ur children is to have a good source of business they can inherit..

Nwa Omambala I see you! Ndewo

Good one.

Good to have nairaland back.

Saw some people gloating and rejoicing when nairaland was down, I knew it was just for a moment.

Now, if we are all happy to receive tips on how to secure ourselves and properties against theft and burglary, why then do some people in some quarters lose their marbles when we advice ladies to guard their goods jealously and try to apply some security measures to guard against jewel poachers?

I have gone through the post and I wish to state as follows:
1. This seems to be an afterthought idea because from their uncertainty about a lot of issues viz: payment of compensation, they seem not to know if this area was actually an earmarked government land because if it were, the community had no business being there in the first place.

2. Government has the first right to land, so if that land falls within its area of interest, nothing stops then from acquiring it. They however need to first compensate those who have title to the land.

Make una kuku relocate go Abuja

Do better this time please

Good to be back. I was already having withdrawal symptoms

Seun I hope you use this as a cue to standardize your forum.

Una go wail tire, no evidence

anu3:
Hello, please could anyone with experience tell me how to full my duties to the government in terms of tax. I've never done it before.

And would I calculate it in dollars or naira; if dollars, will it be in official rate or parallel market rate.

If you know what's right, please let me know.

Thanks.

I think PIT

benth:
Any song Spotify plays for me, I listen. I even know their advertisements word for word already

Werey

Say e know the adverts word for word.

Those songs they play are based on your taste and preference, you must have searched a few songs yourself and played them, they use that guess the kind of songs you like.

Prec1ous:
Raggae for life

You have a good playlist

I see Stephen Marley there, you must have listened to Hey Baby ft. Mos Def

Coming

Thundafireseun:
Hope you guys are all aware that Wike has never lost a single fight

Reason there's always a first time.

Champion must fall for another champion to rise.

YouandiAllofus:
All these resigners, who them help? Let them all resign!
I wish this was Delta State!

Now is the time for Rivers State people to take their government from political gladiators into their own hands by actively participating in the election/selection process to fill those vacant positions with the best of capable hands who are not loyal to a godfather somewhere.

Delta State dey on a very loooong thing.

Hit the gym.

Lift weights, match it with food, overtime, the weights you lift will increase, so will the food you consume and so will your body mass.

Join a good gym, you can research on your own, master the three big lifts, bench press, squats and deadlifts, they target large muscle groups that are responsible for overall size.

It's turning into child's play.

Beuberry:
Chai!
And ya mother suffered for ya life o!

No one is leaving alive

Beuberry:
Bose lo lose bo (BLLB). He came back the way he came.
Na woman born him and na ontop woman he died!

Oh. Quite witty.

I don't mind checking out that way too...

What better way to check out than doing something pleasurable

Beuberry:
BLLB

What's BLLB?

Wetin 19 year old dey do with PED?

Make I check how much dey my opay make I know whether I go buy am

Let me kopili seat and watch

I know below me will be a lot of comments for and against the programme, I'm just going to watch

I know a lot will bash 30+ ladies because it's that time of the year, I'll be watching and reading those comments as well.

Ladies and gentlemen, by virtue of being the FTC on this post, I present myself to you as your unbiased umpire, make your comments brief and straight to the point, obey the umpire at all times and protect yourself at all times, let's go!

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