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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Did You Apply For Foreign Jobs Through 'Quantech Services Incorporated'? by MarketDispatch: 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2021

TruthUntold:
Laura Ashcroft? What an utterly fictional name! Should have picked up from that! At least now you know better.

Laura Ashcroft is the name of the cartoon character lady in that Tomb raider game. Return of the catacombs

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Programming › Re: Themesforest Script Needed by MarketDispatch: 1:42pm On Oct 23, 2021

PayCircle:
Good day I need this themes plus its activation code in exchange for cash any developer with it or having a premium account that can help me get it should get in touch.

https://demo.wpthemego.com/themes/sw_revo/#

N:B. I dont want nulled script only premium one with activation code needed.m
Thanks in anticipation

What's stopping you from buying it and using it?

If you have challenges , you pay the naira equivalent plus charges and I purchase for you.

Romance › Re: When you come across any Lady With the Entitlement Mentality, tell her this. by MarketDispatch: 10:36am On Oct 23, 2021

siofra:
You're broke and no girl will want you. Deal with it.

You are wrong..

Romance › Re: When you come across any Lady With the Entitlement Mentality, tell her this. by MarketDispatch: 9:51am On Oct 23, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Me at party approaching every single ladies

Dawson : Hey beautiful, can I buy you a drink?

Random babe : sure why not,

Dawson : Sorry I'm fuvking with you..I won't get paid until next month

Reminds me back in the days:

Me: can I buy you a drink?
Babe: Do I look dehydrated ?

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Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Abolongo Correctional Facility In Oyo, Set Prisoners Free by MarketDispatch: 9:19am On Oct 23, 2021

houseontherock:
Where is Abolongo in Oyo again? I only know of the Agodi correctional facility in Oyo though

Seems like Oyo people have not been enjoying their peace...

All correctional facilities nationwide should be operating on high red alert now with all these happenings.

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Celebrities › Re: Meadow Walker Weds Louis Thornton-Allan, Walked Down The Aisle By Vin Diesel by MarketDispatch: 9:16am On Oct 23, 2021

KVN1:
That's what friends are for

100% correct....but in Nigeria, some father's friend will be trying to sleep with friend's daughter.

Webmasters › Re: Can I Host A .ng Domain Name With Wordpress Using Godaddy by MarketDispatch: 2:38am On Oct 23, 2021

Yes. You will change the DNS of the .ng domain name to that of the Godaddy host DNS

Crime › Re: Nigeria Soldiers Kill Several Bandit In Sokoto( Viewers Discretion by MarketDispatch: 2:22am On Oct 23, 2021

Abdul05:
Good news..wonder guys

Now,

They should extend their regular efforts to SE

This is just like SeeSaw....Boko haram kills Nigerian soldiers, collects their weapons and vehicles, after few weeks. Nigerian soldiers kill and bomb boko haram and weapons and vehicles they ealier collected . Few weeks later Boko haram repeats, few weeks later, Nigerian Army repeats again.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Did You Apply For Foreign Jobs Through 'Quantech Services Incorporated'? by MarketDispatch: 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2021

ibitolad14:
Nothing's being asked for now, asides a required certificate from a verified platform which costs about $200

That means the scam lies in you getting that certificate ...the company gets a share

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Investment › Re: PAMA Fortune Rabbit Online Investment App by MarketDispatch: 7:08pm On Oct 22, 2021

tiswell:
The PAMA Fortune Rabbit online investment app has been paying investors for the past 4months in Nigeria.
Please,does anyone know if it is genuine,or a good investment.

Lalasticlala pls move to front page for a wider information

Put your money at your own risk...don't come crying back okay!

Investment › Re: Should I Invest In Branch App, Aella Or Nodcredit by MarketDispatch: 7:05pm On Oct 22, 2021

lamby:
I have been looking for a good platform to invest what I can term a substantial sum of money for sometime now.

I have narrowed it down to Branch app @ 20%, aella @ 24% and Nodcredit @ 30-36% per annum.

They are all into online loan granting fintech. Licensed by Lagos state government.

However am a little wary of their relatively higher ROI.

Am looking up to Nairalanders who have invested in any of these platforms to share their experiences to help a brother make up his mind.

I appreciate all contributions. Thanks

Those are scam ROI's

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Did You Apply For Foreign Jobs Through 'Quantech Services Incorporated'? by MarketDispatch: 6:49pm On Oct 22, 2021

ibitolad14:
Hello guys, I want to find out and be sure of the legitimacy of the above agency I put up, so whatever opinions and ideas known related to this exact company would be much appreciated.. Thank you!

So long as you are not paying any naira upfront to get the Job

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Politics › Re: FG Blames Nnamdi Kanu For Murder Of Akunyili’s Husband, Gulak, 184 Others by MarketDispatch: 6:45pm On Oct 22, 2021

Seems Gov't wants to pin Vicarious liability on Kanu

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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo On Tiwa Savage Sextape: Any Fan, Friend, Ex Supporting You Is Fake by MarketDispatch: 6:41pm On Oct 22, 2021

damosky12:
Sex tape or no sex tape, no one has a right to condemn her.

in?

Mind your business. Cast the first stone only if you are without sin...

Tiwa is a role model to many youths and your kids inclusive (if you have any) it is not only adults who watch her....so, if she released sex tape to public, she fall the hands of so many youths inspired by her.

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Romance › Re: Facebook: Why Do Guys Send A Girl A Friend Request And Then Cancel It? by MarketDispatch: 6:14pm On Oct 22, 2021

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]In your example, why do guys collect number and not call?[/color]

I think guys often realize afterwards that the girl will be stress, so they rather choose not to bother calling her.

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Romance › Re: Facebook: Why Do Guys Send A Girl A Friend Request And Then Cancel It? by MarketDispatch: 5:10pm On Oct 22, 2021

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why do guys send a girl a friend request and then cancel it?

That’s very strange...don’t you think?[/color]

Same way guys collect number and don't later call the girl...I gathered ladies are usually vexed by this action....confirm?

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Romance › Re: Guys share your experience with online olosho girls by MarketDispatch: 2:25pm On Oct 22, 2021

Escabado:
When you visit all these olosho sites like inmessage , Badoo and so on. You meet girls and tell you short time 20k and till day break 30k . As a big guy don't run or panic. This is what u will do . Just ask her the type of services she will offer u for such amount.then ask her if she can offer u anal sex .dat u will fvk her anal for 2 hours Lol my brother she go just run on her own . Those girls are tifs .so show dem u are smatter .imagine asking a young man to pay u 15k,20k and 30k for fvk as if the guys peniiis is usles.. or what. Lol .

While you are worried about the money, someone is using Presidential jet to fly his own classic package

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Politics › Re: Politician Flies His Girlfriend, Sara Abdul, On Nigerian Air Force JET - Video by MarketDispatch: 1:58pm On Oct 22, 2021

Presidential Uber

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Family › Re: My Wife Refused To Swear That She Does Not Cheat by MarketDispatch: 2:16am On Oct 22, 2021

Afodot0022:
But i had the intention of forcing her to swear else there will be issue in the home and things will not go well with both of us cos its through that swearing that will make me seeing her faithful. If she is innocent as cliamed, why is it difficult for her to prove her innocent. I need to know. I gave her the condition that things will not be normal in the home again except she prove her innocent by swearing.

You both got married before the Bible...so, I don't see any reason you both cannot affirm your marriage by swearing before same Bible.

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Health › Re: Please Help: I Get Stung By A Fire Ant On My Lips And The Swell Is Much? Pix by MarketDispatch: 10:03pm On Oct 21, 2021

Idamond,

Reminds me of a someone who was stung on the lips by a bee...

Try to remove the sting if any.

NYSC › Re: Iorliam Jennifer Awashima: Bandits Kidnap Corper On Her Way To NYSC Camp by MarketDispatch: 5:07pm On Oct 21, 2021

With the way bandits are kidnapping buses nowadays, hope bus drivers are not co-conspirators collecting their cuts after ransom is paid.

Politics › Re: Fact Check: Did Customs Recruit Repentant Boko Haram Member As Officer? by MarketDispatch: 5:00pm On Oct 21, 2021

At naptu2

Your fact check is not complete without the video where he was made to salute and he didn't know how to salute. Please look for the video and add it to your write up.

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Romance › Re: Early Morning Erection by MarketDispatch: 2:06pm On Oct 21, 2021

Dskillful:
Good day everyone.... Please what can I do to stop early morning erection? Or is it normal to be having early morning erection regularly?

In another thread, someone was asking how to restore his early morning erection...

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Moved Back To DSS Custody As Court Adjourns Till Nov 10 by MarketDispatch: 12:27pm On Oct 21, 2021

By those pictures above, Mnk still appears shocked to be in the Zoo

Business › Re: Need A Loan Of #250k To Pay Back #280k By Nov. Ending by MarketDispatch: 9:04am On Oct 21, 2021

larrybabanla:
my house documents, a two bedroom flat and a room and parlour self contain, let's chat on WhatsApp pls

Location of this collateral you mention?

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Business › Re: Need A Loan Of #250k To Pay Back #280k By Nov. Ending by MarketDispatch: 5:18am On Oct 21, 2021

larrybabanla:
Hello everyone, pls I need someone who can borrow me #250000 to pay back #280000 by November, for real . WhatsApp 07080762705

Collateral?

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Politics › Re: Names Of Those Who Were Killed At Lekki Toll Gate Last Year by MarketDispatch: 5:15am On Oct 21, 2021

DanHaske:
Please if you have the names of anyone, even one out of the numerous people killed, kindly help us with it.

...and family members of missing persons during the period should also come forward with info.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment Exercise Sms by MarketDispatch: 9:20am On Oct 20, 2021

*copied*
*2023 ELECTION IS FAST APPROACHING. YOUTHS OF NIGERIA, PLZ THINK ON THIS*

Gov *Ganduje* of Kano's daughter married *Gov* *Ajimobi* of Oyo's son!

Yes *bro* , *Dangote's Daughter* married *former IGP* *Mohammed's* son!
*Bros* ! *Buhari's* daughter married the richest man's son from *Borno State.*

*Abike Dabiri*, former lawmaker and now special adviser to the president on foreign matters is now an inlaw to *Gov* . *Ibikunle* *Amosun* , governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, *Prof* *Yemi* *Osibanjo's* daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black *women* in *Nigeria*
*Buhari's son married the daughter of Emir of Bichi and over 100 private jets came for the marriage but you were not invited.
Their children study *abroad* , start work *abroad* , get married *abroad* , go to hospitals *abroad* , treat headache and cough *abroad* , give birth abroad, establish businesses *abroad* , go for vacation *abroad* , et al.

Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow *brothers* *down* in the name of *election* . Believe me, they will be coming to you again *come2023.*

*Bros* ! If u are only good as *political* *thugs* , ballot box *snatchers* , and not as an *in-law* , then u have *Problem* .
*#UseYourBrain*

Saraki is working for Atiku, his sister Gbemi is working for Buhari;*

*Obasanjo is working for Atiku, his son Juwon is working for Buhari;*

*Okupe is working for Atiku, his son is working for Buhari,*

*Galadima is working for Atiku, his daughter is working for Buhari;*

*You are sons and daughters of none of these, you are their Defenders on social media.*

*When CBN job is vacant, they give their children;*

*When FIRS job is vacant, they give their children;*

*When NNPC, NLG, NPA, NIMASA, NCC etc jobs are out, they give to their children;*

*They marry their children off to one another to create future leaders for you the social media Defenders;*

*But when police recruitment form is out, that is public;*

*When civil defence job is out, they give that to to you.*

*When their children crash a car or bike, they fly them to Germany;*

*When their children need good education, they ferry them to UK, US, Canada;*

*When your children fall sick, you take them to churches, mosques;*

*When your children are sent out of school, you send them to labour camps - hawking.*

*ASUU, ASUP, NASU, NLC, SARS, STRIKES are yours to battle with in Nigeria.*

*If you think you are doing anybody fighting for these folks, take a look at the mirror and the image you see there is he that you are deceiving - yourself;*

*If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it for you.*

*I can only hope this will RESET "Our" BRAINS!!!*

Nigeria my Country.

Sir G-Best with the mic

*Copied*

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Celebrities › Re: Blame Those That Leaked Sex Tape Not Tiwa Savage – Angel BBNaija by MarketDispatch: 5:48am On Oct 20, 2021

coldsummer:
Suddenly everyone has something to say. Holier-than-thou.

I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE THAT A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED AGAINST THE YOUNG LADY

SMH

Tiwa see the pr*k you dey even receive this harassment for. E small die.

Mtchheeeeeeeeeeew.

Two people were having quickie sexx secretly, then closeup video shot of the sexx came out showing the girl's face but not the guy chopping her...who is guilty of releasing the video pls?

Celebrities › Re: Blame Those That Leaked Sex Tape Not Tiwa Savage – Angel BBNaija by MarketDispatch: 5:44am On Oct 20, 2021

Maxymilliano:
Tiwa Should be sued for doing a very short video.

Is that how her mates are doing their own?

All I can say is Tiwa Savage was chopped on a boat cruise...

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