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Romance / Re: Benefits of eating apples by marostan(m): 12:10am On Feb 01, 2023
You've been believing all his former prophesies and they come to pass before your very eye. Believe this one as well. Believe in the magical sperm to set to free entirely. Nothing Musa no go see for gate.
Lol!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....'
Politics / Re: Wike Erects Bola Tinubu Billboards All Over Rivers State by marostan(m): 11:46pm On Jan 31, 2023
Yen yen yen yen! Look at your mouth. Just imagine how myopic and cheap you're reasoning. So 200k is now so much money that you wanna mention almost a whole community to be benefiting from. In a country 2k can't give breakfast of just tea and bread to a family of 5.

modernWays:



Just think of this, there is no fuc-king way each of 200k persons will not have at least 10 relatives (wives, children, siblings, in-laws, friends, colleagues, associates, family from mothers and fathers), who are benefiting from them. Ok, let assume 6 out of these 10 people cast their votes for them, that is 1.2m votes.
How did you come about with this analysis? What indices did you use? At what ratio did you come about this? Inshort, who be your maths

Except we don't want to be realistic with ourselves, no Nigerian will be among the 200k personal assistants who are very well paid, promised multi-millions naira package
Even when he's leaving office? Those guys get sense pass you. Dey play

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Politics / Re: Wike Erects Bola Tinubu Billboards All Over Rivers State by marostan(m): 11:24pm On Jan 31, 2023
Urchins, where are they? Nah this kain thread dem dey full wella. Looking for who and where to showcase their thu§§ery and bu¿¿ying nature. Looking for their papa and mama to curse. Tueh!
What's so special about Wike announcing his candidate. No be only one vote he go cast? The SS are not d*mb that one man will detect who they're gonna vote. Billboard or no billboard, if thiefnibu win Rives State make i know wetin cause am.
God forbid BAThing!
Education / Re: “Our Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by marostan(m): 11:06pm On Jan 31, 2023
Just imagine this! This has really thought all other from other schools a lesson. But nah the spelling of popsy be that? They think everything nah cruise. Now she don enter.

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Politics / Re: I Paid WAEC Fees For Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba Students In Lagos — Tinubu by marostan(m): 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2023
The idea that i mimick this man's voice when reading those makes me laugh! I actually include all those pauses he encounters because he can't say all those straight and once! It's not possible.
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 6:45pm On Jan 31, 2023
Killbillz:


And she's okay with this? Omor where una dey meet these women come even gather mind turn them wives sef embarassed


I just wonder! Tales of life.
On the contrary, OP didn't make a wise decision on this.
@OP, still eat her food. I'll advise you start eating her food again. Tell her to give you food. If she refuses, go make food for yourself. Do this everytime you're hungry. Just don't stop. Those kids you've there are observant.
Again, hence you've not gotten traces of cheating, how about you still make sexxxx advances towards her and get to detect her countenance towards that. You guys ain't divorced yet. She's still your wife. In the idea you don't wanna venture into any of those anyloner with her, make hay with the divorce papers. That union is no longer healthy for either of you.
Bro, you so need 2 take dis easy. U know, some ppl has mentioned here how no one has heard your wife's story. With the little you mentioned, things are not just okay over there.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 1:04pm On Jan 30, 2023
Meektunz:
God bless you brotherly, I've been tongue, hands and legs tied just for peace to reign but people think I'm weak but no i'm not. Do you know that there was a day i told her I'm tired of the marriage and she asked me "were we married before" that she has been outta the marriage long ago.

Hence it has gotten to her making such comments, just start make plans for a divorce right away. Start talking to a lawyer concerning. Do not wait for the paternity tests again. In the course of the divorce processes, you can mention the paternity tests. This is big sh!t you got to deal with. Your safety isn't even assured now. The dev!l has infilrated alot of homes looking for who to k!ll and cause havoc. Start speaking with your family about your decisions. Speak to them about divorce not some kinda reconsideration. Seek legal processes now. Start now before NL go carry your matter with another headline.
Just take it easy buddy. This will also pass.
*peace*

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Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 12:51pm On Jan 30, 2023
TradingGod:

The guy is right


The OP messed up by giving that bitčh too much leverage in that house

If OP had clipped her wings the very first day they started dating all these rubbish wouldn't have happened




All these stories of men allowing their wife to have a say in thier house is the problem of all this domestice violence shit



Put a woman in her place and she will never have the boldness and effontry to disgrace you infront of her inlaws undecided

I don't believe any man is weak to handle his woman even if it lead to violence. Some choose that path of not acting to let peace reign. Men happen to be on the loosing end of it all when it comes domestic violence. They might lose custody of the kids. Most of such violences are triggered by the woman which OP happens to be a victim. I don't know this dude but i can feel what he's feeling. What he needs most is a way out peaceful. He's going through h£ll. Just profer a solution.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 8:12am On Jan 30, 2023
Lonestar124:
If I were you, I will just carry my brother to a close eatery and have our meal...

You disgrace yourself in the presence of your brother I swear...

What are you talking about? You can never imagine or ascertain what that dude is passing through. Damn you! How could you say he disgraced himself? Do you if he did the cooking to cover up for the wife and save his face as well? Have you been in a relationship where you're tongue tied, hands and legs tied? Not that you're a weak or clueless of solution(s), but rather you want peace to reign and everyone happy even if you've to fake it. If not for any reason, those kids they've. Bro, have slept in a house with one eye closed? Have you been in a house you're scared of your partner? Have you been scared to eat food served by your partner. Bro, pray never to be in such suituation because if it's you, you ain't doin no sh!t.
Domestic Violence, something i can never wish for even for the worst of my enermies.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 7:53am On Jan 30, 2023
Meektunz:
Bro, you perfectly know the situation, you've nailed it... That's exactly the real thing. Honestly i can't wait to end it all and have my peace once again. Bro I salute your experience.

Yeah! Such an ugly experience. Smh! All you need at the moment is tolerance. At some point, she'll be doing all those to make you react or take actions probably by shouting or raising your hands on her. Bro, candid advice. NEVER EVER ALLOW ANGER TAKE THE BETTER SIDE OF YOU. Always endeavour to neglect her. She's on a mission to destroy. Continue neglecting her actions while you're going ahead with the paternity test. That'll give more leverage to call it. Assuming the test comes out in favour of you, still do away with her. You need to be alive to see those kids grow. Once again, physical domestic violence is never and can never be a solution. Always reject that thought because ofcourse it comes to your mind. Alway reject that devil. The table always turns against the man.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by marostan(m): 7:16am On Jan 30, 2023
Obvious signs of disrespect is a killer to the man. He'll always wouldnt know how or what to tell the woman at some point especially in the presence of visitors. Check what she displayed when your brother was around. I'll advice you take that paternity test very serious to ascertain if those kids are yours. That'll give you a headway of your next step to stay or call it quit. A disrespectful woman pushes the man to take actions thats liable of putting him away for a long time. So you need to be weary of her actions and try not allow that cross to physical domestic violence. Though she's violating you already.

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Politics / Re: When People Say Tinubi Is Finished L, Here's What They Mean (photo) by marostan(m): 9:54pm On Jan 29, 2023
SmartPolician:
You people keep making embarrassing and childish insinuations as if the election has taken place and Tinubu lost. It's not over for Tinubu until he has lost the election.

Which he'll. That's the complete statement.

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Education / Re: Smart Pidgeon Builds Nest Out Of Recycled Cables In SA (PICS) by marostan(m): 8:30am On Jan 29, 2023
Deforestation has pushed the poor bird to improvise. Nice one.

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Politics / Re: What Made Osun Tribunal Declare Oyetola Winner: Summary by marostan(m): 10:42pm On Jan 27, 2023
millionaireman:

Who could alter the BVAS of INEC?
No one did. They could go edit and print the figures.
Politics / Re: What Made Osun Tribunal Declare Oyetola Winner: Summary by marostan(m): 10:37pm On Jan 27, 2023
duro4chang:
Yes. I am looking at the number of polling units and the desperation of politicians and even some voters.

You can imagine what our politicians can do but the other played smarter though they're birds of feather. Robbing peter to pay paul. God go dey open their yan$h and possible rigging mechanisms gradually as election dey approach.
Politics / Re: What Made Osun Tribunal Declare Oyetola Winner: Summary by marostan(m): 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2023
duro4chang:
INEC will have problem in February during general election. Only one state it messed up.

The machine didnt mess up rather they tried to manipulate it. This is good news for the coming election. The numbers must tally. Figures can't be manufactured again.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by marostan(m): 10:25pm On Jan 26, 2023
I studied Biotechnology but i'm a Chef....
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Peter Obi And A Schoolgirl In Bauchi by marostan(m): 10:11pm On Jan 26, 2023
[quote author=SaiOba post=120401506]No other Presidential Candidate can be as dramatic and entertaining as the DramaKing aka Emilokan.
Mouka Foam has endorsed him, He is going to Saudi Arabia to Represent Nollywood while he raps his Balabuu Bulubla remix over there.
Travel / Re: Reviving The Travel Section With A Destination Story - My Visit To South Korea! by marostan(m): 9:43pm On Jan 26, 2023
Tonylordman:
Pls can u tell us a total of how much it cost from visa to flight ticket to and fro. GrOSS TOTAL

I co-ask. Please give us a brief breakdown. This location is sounding quite fascinating.

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Politics / Re: New Photos Of Super Cop, Abba Kyari, Cause A Stir by marostan(m): 12:43am On Jan 26, 2023
Iamuk:
Hmmmmmmm. Grace to grass. On our way to treasure acquiring may we not be marooned. A**men.
Ru&&edly capping. Kpoos! A**men.

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Crime / Re: Transgender Woman Found Guilty Of Raping Two Women When She Was A Man by marostan(m): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2023
Double wahala for dead body! Lol!
NYSC / Re: Youth Corper Shows Poor State Of Accommodation Assigned To Him (Photos) by marostan(m): 2:40pm On Jan 24, 2023
G00DHardDick:
NYSC should be scrab ASAP. It has over work it usefulness.

OBI really has a lot of work to do as soon as he has been sworn in , I'm very sure he'll do the needful.

However, I'll urge every sane Nigerian to get his or her PVC and let's usher in a Dawn of a New beginning through Peter Obi.


That line, "every sane Nigeria". That's the watchword.
So if you know, you know!
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Lady Neighbour What Her Boyfriend Is Doing by marostan(m): 2:34pm On Jan 24, 2023
That guy is a ba$tard. Find a way and report him to the girl. He dey live for free house! Chop free food! Still dey shine free congo ontop. Aswear, this one pain me pass. Report the fvcking jobless he-goat. He belongs to the street.
Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by marostan(m): 10:25pm On Sep 03, 2020
toye440:

Man take it or you leave it, Nigerian girls are financial terrorist. You can never plan when they are in the picture.

You got a cogent point! You automatically owe an average Nigerian girl money once you start having any form of friendship or relationship with her.

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Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by marostan(m): 10:18pm On Sep 03, 2020
Its feels good anyways. All by yourself, do what you want to do and be where you wanna be at any time. You take yourself out to places! Yes! Pamper yourself and try be happy all alone. Its feels good! Hahahahaha!
But on some days i feel so fvcking lonely. I wanna be checked up on. I wanna be asked how my day went. Sometimes i wanna share ideas, knowledge and stress of the day with someone. But all to no avail. I know that feeling when you've got someone close to your heart.
Smh! Life without a girlfriend is cool and not cool at the same time.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her 36th Birthday Today With Stunning Photos by marostan(m): 10:36pm On Aug 28, 2020
HAPPY BIRTHDAY my everyday celebrity crush! Wishing you all the good things of life in abundance. You're blessed!
Phones / Re: Who Make These Type Of Phones And Who's Selling Them?? by marostan(m): 12:55am On Aug 17, 2020
One importer dey somewhere now dey jolly. He really needs to be apprehended aswear!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had To Break Up With An Amazing Partner And Why? by marostan(m): 10:18pm On Feb 28, 2020
I had to breakup with this amazing girl because of traditional restraints. We couldn't deal with it. We had to call it quit. It's indeed a painful one and it still hurts. cry

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by marostan(m): 1:28pm On Jan 17, 2020
You guys should engage more of pre-intimacy and MouthAction. Take time to caress, feel, touch and taste each other. With ease!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Mob Fake Wizkid At Shoprite (video, Pics) by marostan(m): 1:58pm On Jan 10, 2020
Immediately I saw this header, I knew it must be from that guy Zfancy. Lol! Very funny guy. But I swear, that guy go collect blow one day from person he wan prank. Hahahahaha

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Recounts His 19years Ago Christmas Memories With His Mom! (pics) by marostan(m): 12:41pm On Dec 25, 2019
Continuation!

Nairaland / General / Man Recounts His 19years Ago Christmas Memories With His Mom! (pics) by marostan(m): 12:39pm On Dec 25, 2019
Its a thread. Recount your memory with your mom too. Moms are precious

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