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How much does she earn. Elebi!!!

Snake!

Osagyefo98:
Who say Hausa no get talent...

How this Tagwaye of a man mimics buhari is so hilarious..

God bless your new age..

They are ibo

Gazzuzzlogistic:
Delivered .

Thanks man, I appreciate!!!

Gazzuzzlogistic:
Always ready

Thanks for the delivery. I appreciate. Timely and fast!!!

stupidity:
Almost everywhere is getting unsettled. This is the time you wish you have a gun. But you don’t have a gun. What do you do?

Get a very good Bluetooth speaker. Not those China made but HK, JBL, SONY are best in this regard. Always leave at least 50 percent charge for the night.

Head over to play store and download the YouTube app. At nights, maybe 11, 12 or 1am. Power your speaker and place it outside, crank the volume to 80 or 90 percent. open the YouTube app and search for a very good “gun shot” sound effect. Don’t play the crazy machine guns it will sound suspicious. Where you wan see machine gun?


Look for good double barrel sound effect or that of pistol. Load it up and fire two shot in the air

Gangster mode. That should scare any motherfvcker off. Around 3 or 4 am. Load it up again and fire three shots. Init!!!


I hope it helps. Not cool to post but there’s no other way to pass it.

Over sense dey worry you!

GAZZUZZ:
Don't mind all these BMWonly people .

I laugh in Swahili. You know what that means!

GAZZUZZ:
Testing....

Startup is excellent, feels sexy like when I got it .

Unfortunately because of the lock down i cannot test the power loss (speeds of 140-180km/hr

Waiting on uncle sonwo and grandpa Hari to open the roads so I can test that.

Hope you enjoyed viewing.



If the lock down persists, i will open another thread for brake pad replacement .

Is that not a BMW in the background?

Hi, Can you do a pickup and delivery from Lagos Island to Sagamu this period?

donpap:
Agreed.But the guy could have also just read the Ad.

International shipping is different from nationwide delivery. That is why I asked if he handles nationwide delivery. Thanks.

Is it only Lagos or do you do nationwide?

Fatal means there was no survivors.

lordsterlin:
When the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission charged Olisa Metuh the former Publicity Secretary of the People's Democratic Party for laundering funds meant for the war against Boko Haram, Metuh had explained that he could not have known the source of the funds Col Sambo Dasuki (the National Security Adviser) gave him.

He went further to explain that the said 400million Naira his company received was for a stated national assignment approved by the then sitting president Dr Goodluck Jonathan.

To defend himself therefore he requested the Justice Okon Abang led court to subpoena the former President and Col Sambo Dasuki (the giver of the money) to testify reasons why his company was given such funds.

But quite surprisingly, Jonathan the acclaimed hero of Africa's democracy failed to show up in defense of the then National Publicity Secretary of his party despite him been the approving agent.

The former President as it would seem only secured immunity from prosecution for his immediate family while his aides are hounded. We all witnessed how Orubebe and others including Deziani Allison the former Petroleum Minister is been branded as looters.

Jonathan and his wife Patience Faka continues to visit the presidential villa to wine and dine even though he ought to be called to account for the humongous pillage of our nations financial resources under him.

Metuh and Sambo Dasuki should not suffer alone because someone superior to them gave them express permission to assess the funds as such they should not suffer alone while their ex boss walks freely.

Did he execute the assignment? If he did he should show evidence of how the funds were applied plain and simple.

Because GEJ was a simple man they were all putting up bogus claims and the unassuming man was approving and now he wants to rope him in.

yesloaded:
Tyson Fury is getting old, Joshua my nigga go claim the belt

Fury is 31 while Joshua is 30. They are practically age mates.

GAZZUZZ:
I placed a large order for car parts from China that will be arriving soon is there any chance of contacting the coronavirus via contact if infected person handled packaging or does the virus die outside a living host?

Ogbeni why now? You wan infect Nigerians. Pls cancel the order with immediate effect.

Location?

hisexcellency34:
Don't witchhunt Ihediola
Recover loots from Okorocha if you can
Let Imo feel that God really has a hand In your becoming governor.
Dont steal public funds

Can you tell a goat not to eat yam?

Roadtorecovery:
Good evening everyone.


I have struggled with sex addiction for the past 10 years with out permanent success especially with regards to visiting and sleeping with prostitutes and keeping my mind off sex.
Presently I cant seem to keep my mind of sex and focus on my life and career.

I have a good Job and a beautiful damsel whom i have promised marriage and I am afraid I might loose any if not both of this if I don't stop,think and act NOW.



Since is a habit I learnt over time, how do I unlearn this habit permanently.

Please has anyone been able to get over sex addiction successfully.


My recent relapse after 10 months of celibacy threw me off balance and presently I have lost touch with God, friends and family because of this demeaning lifestyle.


Today after 2 weeks of relapse and wallowing in self pity, I have decided to restart all over again with strong determination to take into consideration the lesson learnt from my last relapse as I plan to adopt a better approach to ensure I conquer this habit.

I have spoken with one of spiritual director who understands sex addiction above my expectations and he is very supportive.

I have also opened up to my younger Cousin brother who also understands what it feels to suffer addiction.

I also confessed to my lady about my relapse and strong determination to quit and she is helpful and supportive but with the condition that she may not cope if I should suffer another relapse.

My addiction and its resultant consequences have made close family and friends loose their respect and confidence in me.

Above all, i feel so separated by God who have done so much for me .

I want to pick my self up and fight because of

1.God
2.Myself
3. Family
4. My girl friend


At this point I need all the help I can get to snatch out my life out of satanic bait to ruin me forever


Any professional here can please save a frustrated brother. I have not give up.

My brother you are not a sex addict. If you can stay celibate for 10months without doing.

Are you and your girlfriend sexually active? The only problem I foresee is if your girlfriend gives you sex and you still crave prostitues.

Looks like Trump has shit in the church with this killing

Very innovative idea!

spyder880:
You know I will love to help you bring it to life. I love beautiful houses.

Am looking at it being 4bedrooms with the Master bedroom upstairs.

spyder880:
I will look at my files. Happy new year.

I want to duplicate this

Happy New Year guys, @Spyder880 do you have any bungalow design with a pent house?

Do you have any design of a bungalow with a pent house?

The Managing Director of Maersk Nigeria Limited, Gildas Tohouo, is in critical condition while his wife has died after they were both stabbed and forced to drink acid by suspected armed robbers who stormed their home in Ikoyi, Lagos, on Sunday night.

Tohouo, who is receiving treatment at an undisclosed hospital in Lagos, has been a long-term staff of Maersk, serving in Guangzhou, China, and in Cameroon. He was appointed Managing Director of Maersk Nigeria in 2016. He also oversees Maersk’s operation in Benin, Niger, Togo and Ghana.

Maersk confirmed the attack in a statement issued by Richard Smith on Monday.

“We are very sorry to confirm that a colleague and his family have been attacked in their residence in Lagos, Nigeria during the evening of 8 December 2019.

“Tragically, the wife of our colleague passed away at the scene. Our colleague is in the hospital, where his condition is critical, but stable. The 3 children are all safe and accounted for,” Smith said in the statement.

Our thoughts and deepest sympathy goes to the family. We will do whatever we can to support them in this tragedy,” Regional Managing Director of Africa for A.P. Moller-Maersk, David Williams, said.

He said relatives of the family are in the process of being notified, while relevant authorities are investigating the incident.

Investigations reveal that the attack was masterminded by an electrician who works in the estate and his friend.

The electrician and his co-robber reportedly entered the estate based on recognition.

They were said to have knocked on the Tohouo’s apartment on the pretence of wanting to fix the electricity in the house.

Upon gaining entrance into the apartment, they locked husband and wife in separate rooms and reportedly forced the wife to transfer money to them and also collected her credit card.

The attackers stabbed both husband and wife and also reportedly forced them to drink acid. The wife was then suffocated with pillow but the husband managed to survive.

He reportedly put a call through to Maersk’s Chief Security Officer who alerted the police.

The police team arrived the scene and surrounded the premises and trapped the suspects.

Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Bala Elkana, confirmed that the two suspects have been arrested.

He said, “Two suspects — Ade Akanbi and Olamide Adegoke — have been arrested and the knives used in perpetrating the crime have been recovered. The state Commissioner of Police, Hakeem Odumosu, has visited the scene, while homicide detectives have also cordoned off the area.”

Maersk said it is supporting the investigation “in every possible way”.

Culled from Ships&Ports

Tell your dad to start renovation next year rainy season. Let him pull the roof of the house and let's see if they will not move out.

Benclever1:
Hello everyone.

So I met this girl through a mutual friend and we started bonding. Initially, I didn't take the friendship seriously because this lady is a little older than me and I do not see any future between us.

Now, things got more intense between us. She visited me one time, one thing leading to another, we were in bed, about to have sex and then I pulled out the condom but she refused, insisting that she doesn't enjoy sex with condom. I was very surprised to hear that, so I tried to make her see reasons why the condom is very necessary. She adamantly refused. We ended up not having the sex that day.

Just last week she visited again and we spent the night together. We tried to have sex again but the same issue came up again. She insisted I must not used condom. Now this got me upset. During the conversation that ensued, she made it very clear to me that she does not have any STD/STI so I should not be afraid. She however admitted that she was ovulating and that the chances of getting her pregnant was high, but that I should not worry that she'd take care of herself and the pregnancy, if it happens. She said that she would not force me to get involved with the baby if I don't want. However, she made very clear that she's not ready to get married. This got me confused.

I don't want to let my guards down by indulging in unprotected sex with someone I don't trust. I also do not want to hurt her feelings. So I plan to take her for medical tests next week and then we can kick it off from there.

What's your advise for me.

Thank you.

I smell rotten fish. Surprised you are not perceiving the smell.