Ur womb is ready to welcome seed but ur head is not ready to welcome sense

Lalakukulala , but bros how come, inside una living room, how did it gain entrance

Lol, this one no well at all, because of 10k downloads, who e epp, like If u don't get people downloading ur song now, it won't happen again, rest in peace fella

Obe so; my Yoruba folks go understand

Mumu news, why he no go make am, no be naija we dey, even if he be cripple, e go make am, power of money

Lothario:
Change your life how? I hate it when people born with a silver spoon like me try to cook up a success story that signify past years of suffering many people wish to be born with a silver spoon but that didn't happen then all of a sudden people born with silver spoon wish to be born into a middle class or poverty stricken family so as to have a success story to tell just because they were able to break out of their family shadow

I wish I can like this a million times, real, #word

Prick go still dey under dis bobrisky guy so, she-male

This is all sorts of weird, looking at it alone sef can make one puke

Narcissism at its peak

See love, bad Belle people will still say it's photoshop, happy married life

Actually, she is just one of my numerous girlfriends, and na she still dey cheat.. Menaskom ni tooto

That last picture killed me

My jam

This one is new, sexually assault Man, like how?

Na dem

Hmm, accusing someone of rape isn't a funny thing at all, will be interesting to see how this plays out, remember when a friend of mine then invited a girl over to my place, I excused them as the normal guys thing, next thing girl is crying rape, cos my friend lied he was single while he wasn't, and he slept with her, girl says the truth, felt cheated, and played, cries rape, case gets thrown out for lack of evidence,wasn't funny at all, my house became the rape story house, thank God it wasn't rape, this made my first visit to a police station, daniel and pat, I wish I can un-know u guys

See overload, when u come home from work, just put your head on it and have a peaceful sleep

This Man sha, true definition of "I can't comman kill myself in this short life"

Slavery, thought we moved past that already, watched the video on CNN, truly unbelievable

This kunle guy na savage, why did he have to post that table pics though

Lol, Africans, na that plane go fly am go heaven

Werey atuntuku e lona orun, ordinary girlfriend, not even wife or mother of your kids, this sense thing wasn't given to us in equal proportions

Cheetah keyboard works perfectly for me

Lol, which bottom power, shey the one his family and friends has neutralized

Xanduleen:
Lol... all the while she was curving him he must have felt he was lacking something and made it his life mission to get her. When you reject people they will usually run after you because your rejection makes them doubt themselves and destroys their self-esteem. I bet he feels complete now she's finally his. Lol.. this trick is as old as time. It's not jazz. It's the human mind.

Hmmm, so true, an angle, if its like that, then guy has psychological issues

Omo serious juju dey this life oo, strong one at that, stuff of movies for a scriptwriter, will make a good story with a pen on it

Stevengerd:
Ah dey always tell my guys knw the type of market u wan buy b4 u pay. ah no wan hear story later on.

Lol, stories that touch, make person no go buy bad market

It is things like this that make people that support sex before marriage have a valid argument, you can imagine seeing this for the first time on the wedding night, the whole marriage is ruined already, dead before arrival, my unborn kids have done nothing to deserve this

U cannot come and ruin this beautiful day for me with this bullshit story, gay rubbish

And this is it, the straw that broke the camel's back, this joro na scam, fake stories, why the Bleep will anyone with fully charged brain cells love saggy breasts