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Romance / Re: Man Buys A N15million Benz For His Girlfriend Of 4 Years (Photos) by Marrtynze(m): 6:20pm On Jun 09, 2017
Good but doesn't mean she hasn't cheated or didn't cheat within that four years, trust them at your own peril
Family / Re: Corper Divorces Her Husband In Jos, Refunds N80K Dowry by Marrtynze(m): 2:25pm On Jun 09, 2017
This is what happens when you begin to serve another D during NYSC, Baba should just take his L in peace

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Celebrities / Re: Teju Babyface Quit Stand-up Comedy, Reveals Why by Marrtynze(m): 5:48pm On Jun 03, 2017
He is really being honest, the stand up comedy thing wasn't his calling at all, always looked like he was trying too hard to impress, but he has found his niche now with what he does, good for him

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Science/Technology / Re: World's 1st Digital Tombstone That Display The Deceased Videos, Photos by Marrtynze(m): 6:15am On May 26, 2017
yinkakani:
FINALLY. . .HUMANS HAVE FOUND A SURE AND SIMPLE WAY TO FURTHER WIDEN THE GAP BETWEEN A RICH DEAD PERSON AND A POOR DEAD PERSON grin grin
Lol more like widen the gap between a rich dead person and a poor alive person
Politics / Re: "Buhari Will Win Presidential Election Again" - Garba Shehu by Marrtynze(m): 8:56pm On May 23, 2017
alaye shey o mo Winners Chapel lona idiroko??

Romance / Re: "Old Slay Queens Should Retire" - Nigerian Teens says Online, Share Raunchy Pics by Marrtynze(m): 2:10pm On May 15, 2017
CaroLyner:
They need cane.
Yes, they do

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Sports / Re: 6 Nigerian Youngsters Named In England's World Cup Squad by Marrtynze(m): 10:32pm On May 14, 2017
blackgorillaman:
Good but there are still good Nigeria youngsters in England like new Paul poga Royin Omolabi in Hotspur under 20 Nigeria coaching team should go and check him out
Oga abeg abeg, new Paul Pogba, even the real and old one, who e epp??
Fashion / Re: Miss Rivers Contestant Embarrasses Herself When Asked A Question (video) by Marrtynze(m): 7:27am On May 14, 2017
dominique:
I felt bad for her sha, I had to stop watching it midway. This is what happens when you think all it requires for you to win a beauty pageant is your looks only.
Lol this was me too, I stopped halfway watching it, she was looking so pitiful as she was talking, she knew she had flopped, twas clear to see she was only doing some sort of damage control which only made things worse

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Romance / Re: Meet The Beautiful Woman Who Says She's Too Good To Find A Boyfriend. Photos by Marrtynze(m): 8:34pm On May 11, 2017
refiner:
U ain't alone my sis...

Most responsible men assumes u are taken already because of ur beauty,they don't bother coming close for fear of rejection...while some other men only wants to take picx with u and flaunt ur beauty to their friends and nothing more...

They dont believe that u will ever be faithful to them if they start up something with u...
I like your confidence, it's attractive
Romance / Re: I Dumped A Potential Boyfriend Because He Asked Me To Cook - Anne Oluchi Ifediba by Marrtynze(m): 5:11pm On May 11, 2017
My own is just imagine her without that hair she's on
Romance / Re: How Broke Have You Ever Been? by Marrtynze(m): 9:12am On May 11, 2017
PapiSmith:
Went into the bank, Deposited 100 naira...

Came back to the ATM

Withdraw 500 naira

Lol I can so relate to this exactly, back then in lautech, that UBA bank along Apake, will go inside, deposit 100 naira, beg the bank staff to please help me post it immediately, come outside and withdraw 500 or 1000, to spend for like 2 weeks, thank God oo, the story is different, though I'm still upcoming rich but I'm not as broke as those days anymore, I've really suffered in life sha, but it's really made me know the value and worth of every naira I make now, aw I go trek from Under G to Sabo, from Sabo to Takie, I can write a whole novel about my adventures as a broke guy, but lemme just stop here, at d end I thank God for his help and above all the turnaround

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Family / Re: Lady Dies One Month After Her Wedding. Photos by Marrtynze(m): 3:52am On May 11, 2017
Really sad, Life is real vanity, no matter what u are or wat u achieve, may her soul rest in perfect peace

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride & Her Squad Stun In Swimsuit At The Beach (Photos) by Marrtynze(m): 12:21pm On May 10, 2017
Not cool for me though wats my own, the bride second to the last picture, she wet down there, too much exposure, really not cool flaunting all of this on social media
Celebrities / Re: If You Ve Watched This Films, Dont Tell Me You Are Still Single by Marrtynze(m): 10:56am On May 10, 2017
Watched all and I'm still single, say or do your worse
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian porrnstar, King Tblak Reveals How Much He Pays His Girls by Marrtynze(m): 5:28pm On May 05, 2017
Partnerbiz2:

Give me d link to d porn site ..
Google is your friend Man, I don't know too, I heard his gist from Instagram, if you on insta, kingtblakhoc
Romance / Re: Kenya: Popular Gay Kenyan Man, Slaay Mpenzi Flaunts His Hot Share In New Photos by Marrtynze(m): 5:22pm On May 05, 2017
Headlesschicken:
angry Oh lawd oh lawd,i hate gays so phucking much,smh...
Call me homophobic or anything, I hate gays with passion, thank God I'm straight, would probably kill myself with sniper or drown myself, if I was born with them Gay genes like they think they are born with, I puke anytime I see anything like this, almost strangled one that made passes at me In Abuja some years back when I was serving, guy been think say na joke, if not for my junior brother that day, will probably be on death row by now

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian porrnstar, King Tblak Reveals How Much He Pays His Girls by Marrtynze(m): 5:09pm On May 05, 2017
Partnerbiz2:
Looks like he is a love-vendor. And just seeking attention.
So you pay up to 300k and then use d vid for wat?
Lol see you, he gets money, his customers patronize him for the videos, some stupid Nigerians, last I heard, his porn site needs premium payment as much as 10k before access, he is stupid, but the people that buys wat he sells tops him in stupidity levels
Education / Re: What Course Would You Study If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School And Why? by Marrtynze(m): 4:55pm On May 05, 2017
Medicine tbh, wrote Jamb four times cos of that career, was obsessed with it, still didn't get to be one, I bet God had better plans for me, no regrets though, really living the life as a Data and Systems Analyst now

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NYSC / Re: Only Two Corpers Served In A Jigawa Local Government (Photos) by Marrtynze(m): 4:46pm On May 05, 2017
They should just get married, must be a reason they were just the only two there
Business / Re: Share Your Business Ideas That Can Be Started With 50-100k Or Less by Marrtynze(m): 4:17pm On May 05, 2017
sekem:


Yes sir
Oga mi Sir, will like to get in touch with you, can we talk on whatsapp, me sef dey try small but I never hammer like you lol
Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Groom Marries His 20-Year-Old Pregnant Bride (Photos) by Marrtynze(m): 9:58am On May 04, 2017
geekybabe:


You will have to pray against many things o. Slay queens, pepper dem gang, strange perverted friends (f*ckboys) and the latest ones, lexy boys. grin
Pls, which one is lexy boys again
Romance / Re: 24-Year-Old Groom Marries His 20-Year-Old Pregnant Bride (Photos) by Marrtynze(m): 9:54am On May 04, 2017
uzoclinton:
Forget love jare, I'm Pitying this guy... They've robbed him of his youth.
Lol who robbed him of his youth, he did that to himself, not like he was coerced or chained to marry, his actions, his consequences to bear, tough luck though, but he will surely be alright

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Religion / Re: "Put God First In All You Do & You Shall Trample Upon Money Like This" - Man by Marrtynze(m): 5:54pm On May 03, 2017
When you finally see the one to start your whistle blowing business with

Romance / Re: Girl On Twitter Demands For Money From Guy Who Asked For Her Number by Marrtynze(m): 12:57pm On May 03, 2017
Lol so wat does the giving him your number guarantees after he pays, nonsense
Events / Re: My BIRTHDAY Pictures Today At My Place Of Work.... by Marrtynze(m): 11:54pm On May 02, 2017
Just seeing this, happy birthday dear, wishing you long life and prosperity, age with grace
Events / Re: My BIRTHDAY Pictures Today At My Place Of Work.... by Marrtynze(m): 11:53pm On May 02, 2017
Just seeing this, happy birthday dear, wishing you long life and prosperity, age with grace
Events / Re: Woman Caught Rubbing The Stomach Of Bride On Her Wedding Day (Video) by Marrtynze(m): 6:13am On Apr 23, 2017
davidif:

What?!?!?!??!?!? Source please? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Events / Re: Woman Caught Rubbing The Stomach Of Bride On Her Wedding Day (Video) by Marrtynze(m): 7:27pm On Apr 21, 2017
Blood of Jesus, they had better find that woman oo before we hear stories that touch, see daylight witchcraft, the woman get mind sha, evil people everywhere

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Romance / Re: Chinese Billionaire Offers $180M To Any Man Who Can Marry His Lesbian Daughter by Marrtynze(m): 6:40pm On Apr 20, 2017
Lol chinko and their small d, why won't she be lesbian, this one wey better black d will turn straight straight, she never jam yet

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Celebrities / Re: Runtown's Pregnant Girlfriend Shares Throwback Photo Of Them by Marrtynze(m): 6:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
Huh 2015 throwback, thought I go see like 2007-2013, she still met him when the bro was made
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Hunter: "I'm Still A Virgin, My Boobs Get Me The Most Attention" by Marrtynze(m): 9:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
Lol, this one too na Virgin, probably from Virginia too, just kwantunu.

Family / Re: Photo Of Food Items Bought For A Bride's Family by Marrtynze(m): 9:24pm On Mar 20, 2017
Lol all of this still doesn't mean she gon make or be a good wife

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