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About time....

jeff1607:
After 3months she decided to file for a missing person! Your own husband?


This story doesn’t add up

It was a debate on Twitter... The man in question is from Kenya... That's not the way the story goes... Op twisted it.

What will Jesus do?

Simply tell her to leave, that your family is coming over or you tell her to take her ungrateful, selfish, opportunistic, food consuming, lazy ass and leave your house.

Count your losses and move on.
Nigga's gonna get more than he bargained for.
Can't use money to buy love, that shit only works on girls.

In his opinion, Tinubu is better than Atiku. He is entitled to his opinion, no matter how hypocritical and stupid it may be.

You are the toast of most men, they Bleep you and you don't bother them. Interesting.....

Very diplomatic.
No need for unnecessary gutter insults.

Reinamaria:
I doubt there's such thing as substandard coke.
Unless theirs have extra caffeine in it, which will not be good.

the taste is different.
It has extra cola.

Can anyone or anything erase one's history?
History is forever, good or bad.

loosecanon50:
Na Fireboy she Dey call certain African singer. See face like digestive biscuit

Don't insult digestive biscuit.. it's way better.

She should mention the name of the politician that gave her the money.

This sorta colossal failure is unprecedented.

Bon appetit.

You knew all these , and yet you accepted him when he joined your party, few years ago.
This guy, is such a loquacious nuisance.

EthanSly:
YES..my female boss raped me... couldn't complain cos she fine like werey..

werey fine?

The guys facial expressions, shows he is a hardened criminal. Most likely the lady snitched. Oh boy!

GOD and pussy in a one sentence? This is utterly ridiculous.

What a life!

Timagex:
A long time ago, when I was still a very curious kid, i asked mum why people close eyes during prayers. She told me that, during prayers, an angel is always on patrol and the angel pokes the eyes of people who dare open their eyes!!! . I was greatly afraid. This created a sense of fear in me and I always close my eyes tightly during any form of prayer. I started suspecting all those prayer warriors who walk around during prayers maybe they were angels.

One day, I needed to pay a certain fee, so, I came all the way from children church to adult church. There was an intense prayer session going on. I became afraid as there was no way to go in with my eyes closed. I peered and looked (maybe I will see the angel and dodge him) but, I didn't see anything. I rushed in, located my mum and she opened her purse to give me the money. She also asked me a few questions. She did all these with her eyes wide opened!! Lo and behold, nothing happened to her eyes and my eyes. I was even more surprised when I saw the pastor with his eyes wide open while praying and leading prayers!!! . Abomination!! I waited in vain for the angel to strike, nothing happened. I was so disappointed and confused.

I started opening my eyes during prayers to see what will happen. Nothing. The problem now was, there was no way to tell mummy of my discovery without telling her that I now open my eyes during prayers. My position was, I was either deceived or the angel forgot our church.

Over 20 years ago and still smile any time I remember. . I'm not a consistent church goer these days tho....

Happy Sunday beautiful people. May God shine his light unto us.

Funny you.
Tell your kids the same thing.

Wordsfrombimpe:
ah , how u take know this matter

. You won't understand.

These people make love sound so dirty and disgusting.

You really don't have to list your achievements and life history online, just because a shallow girl rejected you.
Move on and quit whining.

You just had to post this picture....to what end?

Trossard is a baller.

This is what happens when people lack common sense...

Stupidity, at its peak.
What kinda family, did this thing come from?

Resist that desire, it would ruin you.

You don't need any one to tell you what to do.
Business is business, just know when to draw the line

Use sign language, if you can't use your mouth...

Scam and be scammed...

It's quite hard to find a sane person in Nigeria these days....