₦airaland Forum

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol

come uyi I wan braid my hair ooo

OfficialDad:
The above mentioned monikers should be careful, before the pervert burst them open.


Nairaland is gone, and the founder is so ignorant about it. Guess he is tired of running the site.

O boy if na for them to dey do fake identity go make them happy, I'm fine with it! Again don't Pitt me either!

see ar nor care who or whatever the identity seems like! I leave that to whoever goes by whatever means he or she chooses to deal with,especially when it comes to means of communication!

Again it non of ur business on whoever I chat with... "my choice " well thanks for the pity okikpo

that man has been brainwashed to the point of no return!

Babyforever:
Martin the new husband material in town

......

Babyforever:
Which your guy talk true

u just dey look for weitin I go talk abi,? OK oo oya dey talk oo

Twoclans:
MartinO who broke your heart?
Come let me hug you

twobaby I sight you oo,

lefulefu:
my guy i jus dey feel u jor. I gbadu wetin u jus write.everything on point

na man u be ee! I greet you twe twe

more ukwu to ur ministry jara

lefulefu:
Martin0 na my guy

my guy, twe twe

Twoclans:
MartinO who broke your heart?
Come let me hug you

nobody did! and I don't believe in "heart break "

lefulefu:
Gbam!

brother, I sight you oo

Whether you're freshly single or have been wifed up forever, you'll know that there are both pros and cons to be being by yourself or all coupled up. There are definitely advantages and disadvantages to each relationship status, and sometimes you might fluctuate from which you're feeling depending on what's going on.

Life classically has ups and downs when it comes to our friendships, relationships, and general happenings that can impact what we're thinking about ourselves and other people. If you're wondering whether or not you're ready to spark up something new or are having mixed feelings about the relationship you're currently in, it might be time to evaluate the pros and cons of each situation.

#£xclusively βαe!!!

khiaa:
Wedding?? What the heck are you talking about?

So you dey ask me naw abi? sha u na u talk say u don get man for ur life? I just need to ask how ur wedding coz una suppose don marry by now na

Kenfil:
Oga open ur eyes oo �. That's scrambled eggs, turkey bacon and slices of cucumber with lipton.. o setigooo

eheh na wa oo! na WA oooo

trustyshoess:
Lol your post is senseless. I didn't insult you, I said don't tag me in such silly topics. If you like get mad, that's your business. I never said anything remotely insulting to you. Bye

uwabokian oo

Kenfil:
My trial at healthy eating. E no last long �

mehn weitin be this oooe

khiaa:
I didn't read anything differently than you wrote it, I'm cool.

OK how was ur wedding nau?

OboOlora:
She for use preek drag d guy enter road. Mschewww, stupid men that can’t keep their deek in one place

hahahah hahahahaha na holy seed you want make she carry come out for road like that?

OboOlora:
Na so e de start. From blonde hair to tattoo and then ear piercing. Then they will start sending the mopols weed at Omole junction, then start having 3some with KCee’s video vixens...

Meanwhile, Airforce looking at the Op like...

big head don talk oo

OboOlora:
So he wants to start his ritualist lifestyle in real life abi. Kanayo O Kanayo must hear this

I hope say na dream I dey oo

There's nothing like "rituals "or whatever you gullibles dey call am! anyway big head! how ur night na?

MrBrownJay1:
congratulate a man for taking care of his kid is just as foolish as congratulate a woman for giving birth to that exact same child...it is what is EXPECTED of both of them, duh!

gbam

khiaa:
Aren't most women black in Africa!!! He keeps trolling me.

I just called you black woman ooo u always see words /statement and read different meaning to it! why?

OboOlora:
So she can fly jet to SA to fvck but can’t fly jet to another state in Nigeria for an important meeting.
Next time let her enter Agofure night bus

o boy which kin babe u be sef ? so you even know agufure transport line!

who tell you say she dey go bang for SA? mehn u don tear eye sha

gypsey:
I can prove to him that killing someone for the so called money ritual Doesn't work, i ve done it numerous times IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

hahahahah hahahahah hahahahah

agbonkamen:
Martin0 the local government Chairman of women and love affairs..... Baba twale

hahahahah mama Gee, ar salute you twe twe ee

OboOlora:
U don lost me with ur waffi pidgin

see you, u be aje na! come oo I nor understand your way like that oo! u na student or what sef?

There are so many things people tell you about love: It’s amazing, it’s life-changing, it will make you smile till your cheeks fall off, it means constant foot rubs and flowers (ha, we wish).
Really, love is a beautiful experience but over the years I have come to learn there are things about love they forgot to tell us. There are some things about love they left out, because once you fall in love…


1. You no longer know the meaning of a “good night’s sleep.”

Suddenly you have a new body pillow and this one snores, farts, and takes up the entire bed. You know those scenes in Grey’s Anatomy when Meredith is sleeping and McDreamy just sits there propped up watching her with his gorgeous eyes? Yeah, that is not how your nights will go. You are going to have to deal with constant kicking and shoving, having the covers taken from you, and someone rolling over to kiss you in the morning with the lovely mouth he has yet to brush.


2. You get fat.

OK, I guess we’ve all heard that you gain a few pounds when you fall in love, because you’re so blissfully happy and glowing. Well, no one told us that you ACTUALLY get fat because you have a partner now that likes to casually order a Big Mac for a pre-dinner snack. A friend who “benched 350” at the gym today and wants to reward himself with a gooey calzone. You now have someone who wants to take you out on dates, get the most fattening artery-clogging hamburger with fries, and make you so jealous you know you’re going to have to order it for yourself too. The irony of it all? One milk shake disappears with his young 6’2” male metabolism but is stuck on your thighs the next ten days.

3. You will learn how to have a relationship with video games, too.

I hate video games just as much as the next girl. Like come on, how can someone sit with their face glued to a screen for five hours on end, not doing anything productive with their life and enjoy it so much? Whether it’s NBA 2kWhatever , or FIFA , or my personal favorite COD , there will always be a male on your couch with his feet up on the table, Tostito crumbs in his lap, and a controller in his hand as he feverishly yells at the fictional meaningless game right in front of him. But one day you’re going to be so sick of watching him do it, you’ll try it and if you’re lucky you’ll actually like it. On that note, shout out to whoever created Call of Duty —absolute genius.


4. You become a kleptomaniac.

Suddenly your sweatshirt collection is a disgrace, uncomfortable and all around inferior to his. You find yourself stealing a sweatshirt every chance you get and “forgetting” to bring it back to him even though it’s his favorite Nike one or “the one he wore to all the football games in high school.” His sweatpants, even though they legitimately fall off of your waist, are cozier than any pair of black leggings you have scattered around your room. His new grey beanie, hair gel, and even Head and Shoulders shampoo will all be at the brim of your fingertips. And when you really fall in love, I mean deeply in love, even his toothbrush will be shared territory.

5. You start to follow accounts like “cute emergency” and “baby animals” on Instagram and Twitter just to tag him in them.

This is one I am personally guilty of in the worst way. You know that feeling though, when you see a picture of a squirrel feeding another squirrel and it reminds you of last week when he gave you some of his chips at Chipotle. When you see a little Yorkie puppy sleeping on another little Yorkie puppy and think “OH that is SO us.” If you haven’t already followed these accounts don’t worry—the time will come and you will hate yourself for it.

6. You become the psycho jealous girlfriend.
“Oh, but I’m not a jealous person,” well my friend give it some time for one pretty blonde girl to walk up to him in a bar, bat her long eyelashes and strike up a conversation with him; then tell me you aren’t the jealous type. But I don’t blame you! Suddenly you have this other person that you have given everything to, committed to and dedicated your time to—of course you don’t want anyone else taking that. Before you know it you find yourself being the girl that says, “Hmm, who ya texting?” in the least psycho way possible when his phone vibrates, the one who waits for him to take a shower so you can fish through his recent texts and calls, and the one who sees him wave to a girl and immediately wonders if they have a secret fling. You might not be the extreme crazy type that monitors his every move, but jealousy will come.

7. You will have the most ridiculous and irrational fights.

Arguments will range from “You didn’t give me a kiss goodbye” to “Please turn your f**$&%* music down,” and each one will be just as ridiculous as the next. The good thing about these ridiculous fights is that they only last between 3-5 minutes and occur maybe 4-5 times throughout the day depending on how long you’re together. Road trips are a major red zone—consider yourself warned. If you’re in love right now, you can expect to argue at least once about the following things: the toilet seat being left up, ESPN or Sex and the City , Burger King or McDonald’s, taking “the good pillow,” liking your ex’s Instagram photos, him being too honest when you ask “Does this shirt make me look fat?” and the always enjoyable “You’re too drunk, stop drinking” at a party argument.

However, despite everything I said above being in love IS amazing. So what if he snores? You probably do, too. Yeah, you gained a few pounds but he still looks at you every day and tells you you’re beautiful. Plus I guarantee when you tell him you think you’re fat, he’ll be the first person to tell you that you’re perfect at any size. Love is incredible and it’s even surreal at times. Enjoy the stupid arguments and every now and then let him keep the basketball game on till the end, even if you do miss the new episode of
Scandal . Just enjoy being in love.

!!! for those single girls that actually read this post, I hope the list above made you want to swan-dive into your clean unshared bed, throw on your own well-fitting sweatpants, and turn on Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies.”



well well, my "garri" bought this things today! Waow I love my kpako life!

who ajebuta epp
****OboOlora****

khiaa:
I was conversing with someone else and this is when you first brought your nosey ass to my post, so get it right.

black woman! haffa na?

OboOlora:
Guy why u de fall my hand naaaa. Na today me n u don de chat cheeeeeeeee
Na today I don yarn u say I nor de that sh1thole with u

weitin dey work u sef? u con dey shigagban mi abi come nor dey form kpako come my side oo na ajebuta u be and nai u go remain!

tha ya wings eh we go soon reason ur mara big head

u just dey talk like say u know me,

see babe my clear u, Na my mind I just tell you so oo! I nor dey too gbadu profile Mara oo, nor be me be the kin man wey dey gbadu profile info!

but anyhow sha, nothing do you! u Na correct babe!

OboOlora:
Lmao, it’s just 6pm here jor.

eh wait wait wait where you base sef? nor vex say I dey ask oo, I nor dey too gbadu profile info sometimes!

OboOlora:
Op, odape mo mor faize e. O maa ya wallpaper ni Yaba

go sleep ee

OboOlora:
Let me look away before I become the next baby mama
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look eee!