₦airaland Forum

Arysexy: to those telling alhaji to return the car and get his money, didnt u read d condition the seller is giving? he should return the car the way it was and wait when the car is sold, that means alhaji will have to spend to fix the car by almost changing the engine, so y return it after spending so much to put the car in order?

The seller is not truthful, for those blaming the driver, he said about 7 lights abnormally On and alhaji told him those are minor things dat can be fixed, dat myt as well be why he ignored or did not take serious the thermometer indicator cause d dashbord lyts are abnormal.

Lesson: Never trust no body even ur mother! i av intention of buying a car from NL but i think i will change my plan, its not the same sweet mouth they use to sell that they will use for u when kasala burst.

. Gbam. U just spoke my mind! Why return the car when he has gotten it to itz feet?

Oooøooooooh! Where is Beaf? Ur ogas re at it again

I think its a psychological thing 4 women cos some women are just hard to please. No matter how well d maid performs her duties, 'she' 'll still be Castigated by d madam of d house. Most times the Oga's hands re tied or else he risks being accused of sleeping wit d maid no matter how young she may be. Lol

Typical Case of Arm robber Vs Criminal ! Who do U believe? Birds of a feather

sureboykris: So what will happen to those peeps that ve factory fitted tinted glass. Shud they dump their cars?

. Tinted Glass was banned since last year except the factory fitted ones that U need to get itz permit.

Still d same old story! Good People die Young!! Why? RIP Sir. God knows best

Ilaje44: I am not surprised at all. They drive insanely in that country. Absolutely no sense of sanity. Overtaking where one is not to. Overspeeding. Poorly maintained vehicles. Very very bad tyres, lack of formal driver's training. Poor legislation on the use of road, inconsistent and apartheid execution of the poor legislations we have. All these are reasons the death toll is likely to remain very high.

If I were in Govt, apart from improving on infrastructure, I would also improve legislation on road use, and very important, embark on a long term awareness campaign on TV, Radio, print media and the internet. An overwhelming proportion of people possessing a driver's license in Nigera can not drive. Driving is not about moving the vehicle, but also respecting you are not the only one using the road, that you have to respect road use laws etc.

If made the transport minister, I definitely would carry out policies that would visibly reduce road accidents and the unneccessary traffic gridlocks over there.

. Bros. Which level. Na Ur Manifesto abi na Presentation 4 ministerial screening be dat?

pDude: Obama= Politician
GEJ= Politician

Obama promise= Gay marriage
GEJ promise= free education, Nepa, water, etc

It is just a re-election strategy. Oldest trick in the book.

No biggie. Dunno why you all wanno kill unaself. It is his opinion and he sure can express it anyhow he wants.

. U just nailed it!

llullipup: I CANT DISGRACE MY SELF WITH HER SHE IS NOT MY TYPE AND MY GAL IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND EDUCATED THAN HER I JUST WANTED TO HELP HER . WHEN I SAW HER LASTWEEK SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE STAYING AT HOME THAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR WORK, THE FUNIEST THING IS THAT MY LEVEL HAS CHANGE I WAS NOT LIKE THIS WHEN SHE KNEW ME.

. Guy. U beta go and find her a job smwhere else cos those ogas that yansh their Maids will still say d same thing "I CANT DISGRACE MY SELF WITH HER SHE IS NOT MY TYPE AND MY GAL IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND EDUCATED THAN HER" abt their wives when compared wit their maids. Come to think of it, five years, U guys didnt eat the forbidden fruit! Na there wahala dey now cos one day na one day monkey go go market, e no go return! An Igbo adage says that 'anaghi agwa ochi nti n'agha esu' meaning, U dont need to tell a deaf person when a war starts!!

Medicine after death. Next Thread, Please.

This Ms. Oteh Woman should watch her back very well oh! May God help her when d scavengers come calling!

Beaf. Where did U go to since d Azazi incident? U just left Ur Oga{GEJ} to play defence. He don wound oh!

Kobojunkie: From previous news, we were informed that the same FG had no intentions of building refineries. Now barely two months later, it already approved plans to build 5 in just one state? Something is off.

. My sister. See me see wahala oh! These people do not even know when they lie any longer. Can U beat d contrast! Naija politicians re getting dumber by d minute.

Ikenna351: Women drivers? Hm!

I have taught about 10 persons how to drive & most were women. At a point, I started thinking that only God would be patient enough to teach women how to drive. Am serious. Every moment i had spent on the passengers seat when they take over the steering, I would be having cycle of nightmares till i take over. Sometimes i wonder where some men that teach their wives how to drive borrow all those patience & calmness to go through all that high blood pressure. The worst part is that while they are raising bp with their wonderful driving, they will be asking you "How are my doing?". I remembered when mom told me what happened during her own time of learning how to drive. Mistakenly, dad decided to be the one to teach her to drive with his BRAND NEW car. A mistake indeed! The first few days they went out for practise, they would come back nagging at each others. At a point, mom realised that she wasnt making any progress & they would always come back unhappy with each other. The 4th day or so, dad realised his mistake & sent her to driving school, for peace sake. I was teaching a female neighbor with her car how to drive then, & mom was telling me the story that I must be special then to be doing this without the woman complaining, instead singing praises to her how good & patient i was while i was teaching her driving. But mom didnt realise that dad wasnt different. Maybe, i would have done worse than dad if it was my dad. I could remember the day one of my younger sister asked me to teach her how to drive with dad's car i was using then. I didnt utter a word to her in reply.

Dont get me wrong, am saying all women are slow learners in driving. Some men are worst than most women in learning how to drive.

Whenever am driving in the city, I dont like women driving behind me. Once i notice that, I would quickly steer into the other lane. Make dem carry their wahala dey go! Most women, when they are reversing, they will only apply brake when they hear noise behind or when the car suddenly stopped on its own. God have mercy on you if your car was the wage or the source of noise. A woman will drive & hit you behind, when you have calculated, smartly applied brake & stopped your car before a traffic light. When you work up to her car & asked why her "why me?", she would reply "But why did you brake like that?". As if its wrong for you to know how to apply brake. Before you know it, she would pull her phone & start calling her husband or boyfriend. Expecting you to do what? Call your wife or girfriend(s) too?

Notwithstanding, there are very few that are very good in driving, very few. Some are even rough riders! But we are looking at 10 - 15%.

Yes, some men are like that too. You will see some men sitting so close to the steering wheel, holding the steering wheel so firm, like women, as if they driving across graveyard! How do you expect to drive properly when you are so nervous, not relaxed? Even some tutors in some driving schools drive the same way. What do you expect them to produce then? Expert drivers?

Ikenna.

. Guy. U just said it all. I remembered when i startd teaching my mum how to drive. She wanted to drive but always nervous. We do exchange words seriously cos she always felt like she know it all but 'll always repeat d same mistake over again. Thou it was an Auto car, she somtimes misplace d brake 4 d accelerator and dat cost us two tyres in a day after she jumped a Kerb. Lol. I asked her to go to a driving sch to learn proper steerin control wit a manual car. After d driving sch, she was near perfect but i dont allow her to drive highway cos she is d only one i got. But one thing still remain till 2dy! Guess what? Reversing!! Lol

ronkebp: most women are safer drivers to men. for some men, it is all about calculating the distance and rushing to whereever!!! church, office, market nko? they are always in a haste.

My husband is a very good driver but an impatient one, he hates people wasting unnecessary time on the roads, am like him now because he taught me how to drive last year, recently i had to take him some where, and he was so surprised with the way i drove, he was like i drove as if i had been driving for 10 years...well what can i say, learnt from the best.

. Thatz my type of driving dear and am very careful wheneva i enta d road. Why waste time on d road crawling like a snail.

Orikinla: It is one of his music videos.

[size=18pt]Marrying is not what matters most, but how long your marriage will last.[/size]

With a suite of known and unknown illegitimate children, Tuface will need to focus more on parenting than entertaining.
He would fare well recording lullabies for his numerous kids at large.

I have seen better parenting among sheep than among Nigerian parents.

All the miscreants, robbers, rapists, kidnappers and terrorists on rampage are products of dysfunctional parents and families.

Orikinla: It is one of his music videos.

[size=18pt]Marrying is not what matters most, but how long your marriage will last.[/size]

With a suite of known and unknown illegitimate children, Tuface will need to focus more on parenting than entertaining.
He would fare well recording lullabies for his numerous kids at large.

I have seen better parenting among sheep than among Nigerian parents.

All the miscreants, robbers, rapists, kidnappers and terrorists on rampage are products of dysfunctional parents and families.

Orikinla: It is one of his music videos.

[size=18pt]Marrying is not what matters most, but how long your marriage will last.[/size]

With a suite of known and unknown illegitimate children, Tuface will need to focus more on parenting than entertaining.
He would fare well recording lullabies for his numerous kids at large.

I have seen better parenting among sheep than among Nigerian parents.

All the miscreants, robbers, rapists, kidnappers and terrorists on rampage are products of dysfunctional parents and families.

. Ur parents inclusive abi? U 'll think smpeople are wise but when they open their mouth, the whole place gets polluted.

When Oga{GEJ} himself no fit Expose! D most they can do is to insinuate like d NSA{Azazi}. Anything more, to d detriment of d 'exposer'. Make we dey look.

djeezy: Why Private registry wedding Well he's way too smart as not to do a church wedding. You remember the part where the pastor will say "if any of you here in the congregation have any reason why these two people should not be joined together should come forward"...THEM GO PLENTY.

. Djeezy. Are U a mind reader? My thought exactly. Just that 2baba should try to make it up to d girl cos he don break her heart to pieces! Happy married life to them.

@Ogbeche. MANCITY champion! Lol. It aint over. D guy meant Demba twin as in 'Demba ba' {ba twice} in d name

@Zylla. No doubt dat d guy{ikenna} is good. Meanwhile i wasnt referin to him but my fellow Nairalanders dat comment on less important topics like d one i quoted above. Thanks.

Op. Nice topic. This is still on the Ist page since January! If it were "Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest Or Unforgettable Experience", the thing go reach 20pages within d twinkle of an eye!! Which way guys?

Itz Manchester United. The Obvious is that Chelsea fans are the Noisest. Quote me anywhere!

Beaf has evaporated into thin air since the Azazi incident! Beaf show urself abi ur contract wit GEJ don end?

Due to the ineffectiveness of this government to arrest and name the sponsors of Bokoharam since our President claims to know them. I dont need this post to reach the conclusion that this Government is sponsoring Boko haram. Time 'll tell

I wonder what Wenger is thinking. When Average Strikers have under Performed in EPL! As far as EPL is concerned, Nicholas 'Bar-tender' is beta than Podolski. My Opinion but mark it.

@ Seun. D way this story is going, it must be a Series!

And d story Continues! Oga Seun ride on

The truth is dat most ladies dont like it when relatives 4rm their husbands side come visiting! But d case is d opposite when her own relatives come visiting! OP. Ur SIL was way off d mark by takin ur Nephew while U play wit him. Smthing must be bothering her or Dat 'post marital character' has startd showing. Watch it

Oga Seun. D story neva Finish oh!

What is killing footballers! It is high time B.P and heart checks re done 10min b4 steping into d football Pitch! R.I.P Moro.