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Bros. How is ur car? Does it still guzzle Fuel like a camel in Sahara desert?

27naira. Tadpole? Explain more abt no. 9.

Seun! Seun!! Seun!!! How many times did i call U? I put it to U dat U have something wit this 'Umari'. This nt d first but d third. I go siddon dey Look oh!

E-herbal. I think say na only me noticed dat!

Bros. Make U leave Bluetooth now. Askin him to stop being tribalistic is like using 'OMO' to wash witout expecting any foam! {anaghi amu aka ekpe n' nka}. For d drug couriers, U guys hav broken d golden rule 'dont get caught'. So make una go serve. Simplico

Bros. Make U leave Bluetooth now. Askin him to stop being tribalistic is like using 'OMO' to wash cloth witout expecting any foam! {anaghi amu aka ekpe n' nka}.

@Seun. U don come again abi. I wont read this one until U finish dat 'unilag runs girls story', thatz my own Occupy style!

These Nairaland Moderators re all confirmed Idio*s! I wonder D type of Post dat makes it to d Frontpage these days! @ OP. Why nt ask once again if it is 'ethical for a Christian to live in abject poverty!'. Go and take ur siesta jor

The culprits for unecessary fuel consumptions are, 1) Very dirty fuel filter. 2) Weak fuel pump .3) Bad Spark plugs and wires. Try and check those since itz a Tokunbo car cos U dont know when d last owner changd them. My 20cent.

Bros. In d servicing, what and what were changed or was it d normal Oil and Oil filter Change?

Oga Seun. Do d part 2 now!

Chai. Some Babes don dey wish if it were them! Anyways, who no like beta thing? Lol. @SEUN. Give us part 2, abi u wan leave us 4 this high tension? Make NEPA no bring light oh!

Funny topic. OP. Simply said. Number one begets number two. Chikena

Ogbeche. U are a Very Good bad boy! @ Bishos. Ogbeche is nt to blame cos he would hav ask d Ex school mate her number through 'inbox' but chose d 'wall' which means dat he didnt hav any 'Negative' agenda but d Girlfriend being d insecure type messed everything up. Girls and insecurity self! Smh

Nollywood don dey copy Ghollywood! I do watch either of them only when am wit my friends or alone. D last time i watched Ghanian movie wit my mum, when they started their indecency stuff, i just held my phone to my ear as if i was answering call straight to my room and neva came back. Lol

And d Princidal Rev.sis. Mercy Ani is denyn dat it is nt her students, when HRC is d Only Catholic girl sch in Enugu dat has such number of Students residing in Lagos! My heart felt sympathy 4 those students and their parents.

Seun. U get goodLuck without 'Jonathan' !

As far as am concerned, Nairaland 1 was the Best. @ Seun. I will sue U oh! Cos the official time {12.00} for April fool has passed!! U better change back d colour.

@ Administrators. Please this colour addition 'll Blind smbdy oh! My 20cent.

If they want to Sack 5000teachers, i hope there is an available structure to employ d same number or more!

Op. Just go siddon 4 gutter jor. Whatz wrong wit then wearing our local attire? Abi na so inferiority complex dey catch U? @Moderators. Why do U guys allow this kind nonsense to make d front page

RIP sir. My fellow Nigerians, 'SHIT MONEY NO DEY SMELL OH!'

What Wisdom did Solomon have ? Is it d case of two Women that were draging d ownership of a little baby. So if one of d women didnt back out from his decision to divide d baby into two, he would have allowd d division! What kind of wisdom would dat be? Meanwhile, some Mothers, if in dat situation would have allowed d Child to be divided instead of d other Woman to take d child. Wise Solomon indeed! Accordin to my fellow Nairalanders, D guy is an 'Odechukwu retardeen'. Lol

Nri Priest. With all due respect, Peter Obi na Flop. Just call a spade a spade. Dont digress 4 this matter

@ACM10. I dey Achara layout. The thing is very worrisome! Imagine sweating all through the night and feeling like a melting local pear!!

Op. This is like asking, who is tighter between a Virgin and a non virgin! PH is more Developed than Owerri. I guess U havnt been to both. Sorry 4 my choice of words.

Chai. If Nairaland be Boy now, e for don dey Look Woman Yansh! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIRALAND, May U live long like Metusalar! Class of 2008 passively and 2010 actively. @ Seun, we go wash am oh!