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Jacksparr0w127:
so technically, this season is over for Arsenal?

We ain't as lucky as Chelsea I guess. So I'd say yes

Jacksparr0w127:
hahahahaha

on point

Jacksparr0w127:
I give up on you bro

Attach that 'I give up lawd' meme to make it more realistic and natural. lmao

Jacksparr0w127:
Where is that marvel1206 and comrad.espade?

There's no point in winning the game, so we merely gave them their 3 points cos they need it the most

I agree with you 100%

Dare2Try:
Me too my brother, militants should let me finish my sub before Dem start bombing biko

I'm not alone. The thing no go funny atall

I'm an MTN user biko

safarigirl:
I figured. It just looks somehow, every time OAU and irrlevant news.

Make e do graduate abeg

Lmao

na their way

safarigirl:
Who cares?

I wonder which mod is an OAU student, the way NL pushes their stories to FP, one would think that's the national school

Fyne.stboi is an OAU student

1- 200
2- 18
3- i will come back for it

Mathkid007:
Sorry bro, what game is this please

Real racing 3

They are both at fault here.
The useless man was even shouting 'My God will punish you' but was quick to forget God when he was doing it abi

Sex is best enjoyed between couples!

Wow! Scary

Thank God for his life

I'd term the sender 'Childish'

Those Guys are useless & lazy set of people who lack rational thinking. Blaming Nigerians for their shortcomings instead of devising methods of upping their game. I agree, there are drug dealers among the nigerians living in S.A but it is the work of the police to fish them out and not of the civilians to take up arms and attack every Tom, dick and harry. They are animals in human camouflage and Africans are really suffering. You travel overseas, you face racism, you go back to your continent and face Xenophobia.

He was prolly murdered by jealous chelsea fans

JideSM is that you?

I'm not experiencing it. Vip customer

She doesn't love you. No mature woman would act this way. It's obvious she doesn't care a bit for you and she's just concerned about her job. Drop her already

Hi Seun, this is the 3rd day and you have neither replied me nor have you resolved the issue. Your non-chalant attitude is not surprising tho. I hope you have a change of mind

RaeMystix:
I wasn't actually.

Aiit

ademasta:
Nairaland, an abode for funny comments.

Back to the topic, bros you don't have any problem. Not even a single one. You are more than normal self.

Lemme explain to you clearer, semen/sperm comes out of your joystick simply because of long abstinence. Look at it this way, you have a sperm production machine in your body which had always been producing sperm in replace of the ones you did pump out during your days of masturbation. And this machine had been conditioned and configured to produce sperm on daily basis due to your constant and frequent habit of masturbation. Now that you stopped the habit, the machine has considered it normal, hence the frequent production. So in short, the machine is now producing more than your balls can contain. Now, the reason why I said you are normal is because presently you are fully loaded with sperm, and it's not a problem at all. Imagine how full your tank would be after 5 months of no pump action, while the machine keeps producing without a stop.
There is what we call Body Management, and no one manages your body than you. Not everything you go to doctors for.

Solution!

1. Please go to your girlfriend and have sex with her. Atleast 3 good rounds to reduce the sperm in your sperm bank.

Or

2. Masturbate 3 times within the week to reduce it as usual. Note, this time know you are masturbating for a purpose, and not for the feelings of it.

After this, you are good to go. God bless you my brother.

Note, too much sperm in your epididymis/vas deferens can lead to prostate cancer, hence the need to jerk it off. Once you achieve your goals, stop the masturbation.

Cc
Ademasta

Can't it be drained? Like with injection or anything?
Your solution may not be totally helpful

RaeMystix:
it doesn't make me any less of a fan, but that's your opinion.

She av vex

Lacomus:
Na only on nairaland I de watch the show ooo

me sef. I tire

RaeMystix:
Didn't know we had a match today.

And you call yourself a 'fan'

Sh+t

tollulope080:
u mean I should copy the expired link but after copying it what will I add for it to resum

No. Try to download the file again from the same website you downloaded it earlier before it expired. Then copy the new download link of the file and replace it with the expired and try to resume it. This method only works with ADM

Kyase:
Which team you dey support...

At the mention of the name, every other team shall tremble Let me nur kuku mention it.
Wey my friend RaeMystix?