₦airaland Forum

Billyonaire:
I will find you and have you jailed for promoting this scam.

Ignorant Miscreant!

anonyguy:
Really interested in this MMM now but I'm just wondering if we all get a 30% as commission for every money we save, where is MMM getting the 30 percent from? How is MMM making money?

mmm make their money the same way Mark Zuckerberg and Yahoo make their money without charging you a dime for using Facebook and email respectively. In simple terms, they make their money through website traffic. The fact that you like millions of others visit their sites every day makes money for them as any little Coca-Cola, rolex, Pepsi advert they put up fetches millions of dollars for them. Get the gist? Likewise in mmm, they make their money through website traffic. That is, they help you to make money on their site and then your mere visit to their site helps them to make money and everybody is happy.

Billyonaire:
For promoting and encouraging a globally known scam. I have seen this in many countries, the latest being zimbabwe and Kenya. I didnt know Nigerians will still fall for the shit.

You're severely ignorant. Next time don't poke your long nose in a matter you don't fully understand just to appear relevant. In your stinking ignorance you confidently asserted that mmm crashed in Zimbabwe. It didn't! As we speak now it's still going very strong in Zimbabwe and China, yes you heard right. The Zimbabwe gist simply was that they were giving 100% interest previously in order to gain penetration, but because of the public rush into the program, they stepped it down to 20% just as we receive 30% in Nigeria. No one is persuading you to join. If you don't like mmm go buy shares with your money, but get your nose off the matter. Don't drink panadol on another man's headache. Those of us doing are using our own funds not yours. We are well aware of the others that came before mmm and equally understand the difference between them and mmm. I find it disgusting that people who don't understand the workings or ideology of mmm stick their smelly nose in rather than ask questions. Keep your negativity to yourself.

For those who care to join, mmm is the biggest thing to happen to Nigerians since the Lord Lugard age.

Someone should tell me why he shouldn't give her a dirty slap.
Feminists tell us that the day you hit a woman, that is the day you are officially not a man.

Q: What does she deserve?

bayelsaowei:
I hope this man of Steel can turn around our economy to ensure your suffering relative live the good life..man of Steel my yansh...

Abeg Bros no vex! Is your father among those arrested?

SpitsOnYoruba:
Foolish husband

No woman or pusssy is worth fighting for

Why would you fight over a woman who cheated on you ??


Just thank the man for giving you the opportunity to divorce your wife because this is not the first time she's cheated but this man gave you the opportunity to catch her in the act

Just buy the man suya and cold beer

You're the fool instead! I pray some imp will someday service your Wife so that you can have the opportunity to practise what you just preached; ie. buy the fucker a cold beer and give him a pat on the back.

So many idiots on the loose have found their voices on Nairaland and are daily staining our sights with craps they spew at the slightest opportunity. If you got no brains or rather empathy, do you have to advertise it?

BarryX:
I have picked already.

We cool yea?

L-I-A-R!

BarryX:
[size=14pt] UK degrees are like pure water now. Nothing new abeg [/size]

Severely envious man. Since it's like pure water, go pick your own.

tintingz:
I don't know why why...

WizKid why why...

Anytime I enter thread concerning Linda Ikeji I do this...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spry.gif

Anyways Happy birthday.

Small man with little mind! Grow up!

ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.

I know how worried you must be because at exactly 23 I had same experience. I was extremely sad seeing my fine Boy looks seriously threatened. People gave all sorts of advice including using Indian hemp cream which I did but it became worse. I then stopped using any sort of cream at all and was astonished to see the thinning hair becoming stronger again. After a while I got back to applying cream due to the shine and waves it gave my hair but again the thinning restarted. I then stopped applying cream again and noticed the thinning stop again. Today I am 40 and still have my hair full while some of my mates who had their hair then have lost them.
My advice is that you stay off hair cream completely and watch your hair regain strength and the thinning stopped. You'll thank me later.

EdCure:
Muslims are like a football team. The radicals/ terrorists are the strikers. The Extremists are midfielders who feed the radicals. The defenders are the moderate muslims who create diversions, deflect, defend and save islam from legitimate criticism and any accusations. They work as a team though they create a perception that the defenders have nothing to do with the strikers. The liberals are like the goalies who jump in when the situation's gets worse with statements like isl@m is a peaceful religion etc.

There goes a Genius! No better description of Islam and Muslims vis-a-vis terrorism

rhames:
[b]Unfortunately , this man is not protecting his family, community and his people as i type this. It shows that at this moment that we speak, his billions and warships are extremely useless to him. The most honourable way to go is to surrender to the authorities and save his family and community from regular embarrassments from the authorities. He is also a damned coward as he is putting his family in danger. If he willfully surrenders and dialogue to cut a plea deal with the authorities, he will be regarded as a better hero than hiding in the creeks. No matter how strong those warships are on the sea, his men are not professionally trained to face a war situation like the professional soldier. This is why the Nigeria Armed Forces have a upper hand.


National Security issues are not treated with kid gloves all over the world. The families of anyone responsible for such threats are always under siege: physical and psychological brutalisation by the nations armed forces or security units. One big lesson from all these is:


Dont start what you cannot finish[/b]

Upon all the long rubbish you typed on here. You got just one like. I wonder where your conscience is that you justify this. I supported Buhari, but can't be part of this transfer of aggression under any guise. In any case, who could blame Tompolo, seeing there's no justice in Nigeria? Even Buhari himself didn't appear when summoned to Oputa panel in 2000, did he?

Nigerians being deceived once again. This is another 419 to draw pupils to this school which I can bet has no affiliation to Barca.

Did anyone notice that they had no guts to write FC Barcelona but instead FC Bescola. This is to avoid being sued for brand theft because Barcelona does not know about this school. All you need do to deceive Nigerians is to gather a few white guys to play a minor role in the launch of the school and fool everyone that it's Barca officials. School is big business these days and extremely lucrative, therefore everyone is trying to outdo everyone in giving theirs a semblance of validation from some international body because Nigerians like Oyinbo things well well and can fork out their entire fortune to send their wards there in order to show levels. That's why you always see "international school", "British school", "American school", etc always appended after their names when those "oyinbo's" actually have no hand whatsoever in those schools. The proprietors of those schools smartly arrange with their Oyinbo friends to show face once in a while to give the impression of validation where none exists.

Nothing could be truer! The OP just described the life of not just an oil worker but anyone with fat earnings. I saw it work first hand. Lesson: No matter your earnings, try to keep life simple. Get a simple car, build a simple house and keep your kids in nice but inexpensive schools. It will help you enjoy the money more rather than massive expansion of your expenditure profile to suit your high taste. Borrowing from the banks is really the bit that suffocates many. Enough said already!

carammel:
This is the reason i hate religious people,you claim righteous and yet you condemn. Face reality Mr man and stop wallowing in ignorance. I have forgiven your insults.

Shut up little one and re-read the demeaning and derisive remarks you made about someone and judge yourself. Stop trying to play the victim here!

carammel:
Stay here and be deceiving daddy Kalu,a man in his late fouties or fifties is not old? Humor me please. If he had gotten married at the ripe age,he would have kids in the higher institution already. If a man as old as Kalu approached me,I would turn him down,however,most single moms would accept him due to limited serious guys.

Don't count your chickens just yet. Hiding behind a computer under an anonymous moniker to mock people whose God-set path in life you don't understand is stupid as you will eventually find out as you make your own journey in life. I have seen many, I repeat many, like you who thought they were young and had it all together and felt in perfect control of their own destiny balk at the weight life eventually threw at them. You are silly to have mocked him. Do you know what you will meet tomorrow? You have no idea what life is all about. You have spoken very foolishly!

Not when he was sworn in as president, rather this picture was when he was sworn in as Senator. The girls were not this small when he was sworn in as President.

Initial gragra!

Poor maintenance culture won't allow it work. When they break down, they won't get repaired even though budgeted for. Someone will see the maintenance money as his opportunity to hammer. By the way, it may never go beyond the areas where the rich live, I mean Ikoyi-VI-Lekki axis. That's how Nigeria's been rolling...

Integrityfarms:
As long as it's not a foreign trip, Buhari has no time for that. His a Diasporan President!

I don't blame him for not going. That project is the most ridiculous on earth and they want to drag him from Abuja to come and commission a crap 1km monorail the former Governor built from Tinapa to his personally owned International Conference Centre. Very selfish and silly project that is not even in a corridor where it will benefit ordinary people. Baba must have been informed before he declined attending.

Nicur:
my friend shut up! na sycophants like Una dey go dey praise bad thing! the economy is going down, things are hard, you are here talking rubbish!! make I no vex for you oooh

If I decide to engage you at your level, insult for insult, mud for mud, I guarantee you will regret ever coming across my post. But not today. My advice, when next you see a post you don't like, there are more civil ways to react than insult. Everyone must not share the same political leanings and beliefs as you. I won't be this nice to you next time.

uduokirika1:
In summary

1. Improved security in the. NE only

2. Improved resolve to fight corruption

3. Still trying to figure out something if still
any!


REALITY ON GROUND

1. Economy = 0
2. Education = 0
3. Infrastructural development = 0
4. Food security = 0
5. Health = 0
6. Power = 0
7. Trade and investment = 0
8. International Relations/policies = 0
9. Fuel = 0
10. National peace = 0






Objectively, You can now be the judge!

I know people like you are praying for this govt. to fail. Even if they start succeeding you will still not be happy they are succeeding. You'd wish for failure to come. Anyways, in civilised climes, after every election, they throw away election bitterness and come together to wish the country and opposition well knowing fully well that the success of govt. is everyone's success irrespective of which party is in power. But, your mentality is that of typical African, and the very reason Africa is underdeveloped

luvinhubby:
When Amaechi foolishly stopped the Maritime university in Okerenkoko was when i saw this coming.

APC is a very useless bunch of politicians.

Amaechi did the right thing and acted in good faith by stopping that fraudulent university!

I told people when they started that project that it was a conduit pipe for siphoning funds by the former NIMASA helmsman, a close friend of Tompolo, recommended to the post by Tompolo, and who is now on trial for gross Embezzlement, in honour of Tompolo and for Tompolo's benefits. All the contracts for the project running into billions were awarded to Tompolo yet not much on ground.

We had Maritime Academy of Nigeria Oron which could easily have been upgraded to a University in the same Niger Delta, but because this people wanted to steal, they created this University in a place where you will have to travel for hours on water before you get there and voted billions to the project and siphoned them. Who in his right mind will send his child to such an inaccessible and risky place that you travel for hours on water to reach when Oron is there. The said former NIMASA man also set up Marine Institutes in Nigerian universities like UNN, IBB University et al to train people with humongous sums to support them, so what's the rationale behind another University? Embezzlement!
That's why Amaechi stopped it and said that Oron should have been upgraded instead. Everything is not politics. You may not like Amaechi, but neither him nor his Wife is from Oron. It's about doing the right thing. We should learn to be reasonable in this country. Even if it was you, you'll stop such a project except of course if you gat no sense of right and wrong.

Elose11:
Amaechi and Fashola how market? You both spent eight years as governors of Rivers and Lagos states; wasted billions of your states' resources on monorail without success. Look at Ayade, barely one year old in office, with less resources, has done the impossible: a monorail is ready for commissioning! Shame on you both. May God bless governor Ayade and the good people of Cross River. And may God punish those that wasted Rivers and Lagos resources on white elephant projects!

The picture painted here is deceptive. This is the most selfish and stupid project on the face of the earth. Imoke began constructing this so-called monorail from Tinapa to the Conference centre owned by him. This stupid monorail goes through a corridor that is inaccessible to ordinary commuters. Call it a private monorail.

By the way, Calabar used to be the cleanest city in Nigeria, NOT ANYMORE!! Ayade has successfully transformed it to one of the dirtiest cities in Nigeria. Try visiting Calabar and you'll see refuse dumps everywhere. So sad! I couldn't believe it when I visited and was told by residents that it has been the norm under Ayade

Angrymode:
I believe our corruption warlord Buhari should step down too. His result is a fake of the original fake.

Only in your mind!

Most of the idiotic cowards hiding behind keyboards and running their mouth on social media and applauding this destruction of our country are abroad. The stupid ones at home liking their posts get to bear the grim consequences of the outcome of such a dangerous development. Nigeria is in darkness for days now but those ones abroad enjoy 24/7 light. Of course PMB will always have light in Aso Rock. I watched Syrians in diaspora encourage the ones at home to challenge Assad, today most of the rebels are in their graves and the few lucky to be alive are tired of war and want peace at all costs. The idiots in the diaspora are still couched in the safety of foreign lands enjoying their lives, hardly sparing a thought for the dead.

Some of the Kids blabbing on here have never been in marriage before yet they think they have it all figured out.

Sometimes it is the woman abusing the man and insulting him, especially if there is no money. When the woman continuously flips her mouth at the man, even the guys mouthing off on here against wife beaters will flip their hands against her. Feminists are trying to demonise wife beaters and turn the world in favour of women, I wish they will exert half as much energy telling their folk to be nice to their man, but no...

How many times will they commission this poorly designed flyover. I've passed there several times and the design is underwhelming to say the least. By the way, they should do something about those red sand around it and also ensure the flyover doesn't get defaced with political and burial posters.

Good development, but will they make herdsmen face the same fate? Your guess is as good as mine. Instead, they want to reward them with our lands here in the south under the guise of grazing routes/reserves for killing our people. Silly how you have one rule for some and another for others, and to think that not one herdsman has been charged to court despite the massive slaughter they cause makes it all the more ridiculous. The blood of the slain will invoke God's vengeance on the herdsmen, their sympathisers, aiders and abetters.

Deut 14 :22-29, A scripture your Pastor doesn't want you to ever see. I'm sure he has never preached it because he knows it will open your eyes. Notice it says you and your family are to eat the tithe. You are the primary consumers. The Levites(if your Pastor is truly one) and the strangers and the fatherless and the Widows are only secondary consumers. Today the Pastors have carefully truncated everyone else including the main Primary consumers and are threatening everyone with misdirected and out-of-context curses from Malachi 3:10 if they don't bring everything to them. I wish I can have time to knock some sense into you to realise that the New covenant believer has no business paying tithes just as the apostles didn't after the new covenant came into force.
Please go and pay your brothers fees that's why God gave you that money.

shadrach77:
who dem epp?

Who epp help?

olapluto:
I read the report too. It was not only rude to Buhari, but very very rude to Nigeria as a whole. As soon as I finished reading the article, I had to google all UK aids we receive. I wonder where the aids were going and which Nigerians were benefitting. If I had my way, I would stop all AIDS coming from UK.
We support UK economy in many many ways. Take out Nigerian students and see how UK tertiary education suffers. We are partly funding our own collective insults.
The article was also quoting some PDP sponsored websites to discredit Buhari. I dont know which university in UK that charges 26000 GBP per year. I studied there, and except Medicine, no other course is charging near 20,000 GBP. None of Buhari's children is known to read Medicine.

Besides, Buhari's celebrated daughter Zahra was already in the UK school studying before he became President but they are making it look like he's stealing Nigeria's money to fund his daughter's UK education. I suspect some opposition guys are funding such articles on foreign media in order to lend some credibility to such campaign of calumny.

moneybag4411:
Am I the only one observing it? Seems man city players are deliberately not passing to Iheanacho

Wow! Same thing I was telling someone. It's so obvious.