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PoliticsRe: Scores Killed In Buhari’s First Week In Office: The Guardian by Maser: 4:26pm On Jun 05, 2015
Either way, Haters would blame him! Assuming PMB was a magician and crushed Boko Haram on his first day in office, Idiots here would claim he had called his 'boys' to order as the chief sponsor of Boko Haram hence the magic. On the other hand, now it has only been a few days he's in office, they are here again blaming him for not having crushed them the minute he took office.

Methinks they hate him cos they're bad losers who still haven't got over GEJ's loss. Meanwhile GEJ himself has moved on.
PoliticsRe: Price List Of Sessions At Aisha Buhari's Beauty Institute by Maser: 6:58pm On Jun 03, 2015
Its good she had that wrist watch before Buhari was sworn in, otherwise they would have said it was bought with Nigeria's money
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor, Wike's Official Vehicle by Maser: 11:53am On May 31, 2015
babasanti:
I send it back to you and your family in 100 folds. May it go back to you and remain forever. Final bus stop!
You're wrong! It has already cleaved to you and won't leave you. It stays forever!
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor, Wike's Official Vehicle by Maser: 9:35pm On May 30, 2015
babasanti:
See mumu. Is amaechi, rochas, tinubu, buhari all not evil doers. Have karma dealt with dem. My Shiit get sense pass u
Son of Shit! The man whose offspring you are did a grave disservice to humanity. May you wallow in your poo forever! slowpoke!
FamilyRe: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Maser: 5:33pm On May 30, 2015
Use your fingers until she orgasmises, then use penis to finish the job so you too can come round. Some women are really impossible with just dick alone and don't be decieved, very few men can last that long no matter how they brag. F-A-C-T!
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Governor, Wike's Official Vehicle by Maser: 5:23pm On May 30, 2015
If truly he rode to power trampling on the blood of the innocent, then its only a matter of time before Karma strikes.

For those who blindly support evil doers and blood-letters for whatever political leanings, you could become a victim of such tommorrow and the world would be indifferent to your plight, just as you today are to the dead who by the way are fathers, breadwinners, uncles to someone who are now widows and orphans because of one man's ambition whom you defiantly support.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Been Christened The Brainless One by Maser: 8:45am On May 30, 2015
Idiotic OP! Live with it. He's your president for at least the next 4 years. And you're the brainless daft that seeks to wear someone else that toga. You failed!
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Amnesty Due To End In December- Buhari by Maser: 1:30pm On May 29, 2015
stigman:
That will be the begining of his down fall
Silly comment!

The Amnesty programme is not forever. It has a terminal date and that is December even if GEJ had remained President.
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala’s Hidden Figures By Governor Adams Oshiomhole by Maser: 11:01am On May 28, 2015
Everybody in Nairaland is now an expert economist and rearing their heads against Okonjo. Hiss! *walks out of thread*
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Signs Two Bills Into Law. by Maser: 8:25pm On May 25, 2015
IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Does it also prohibits wife from abandoning the children and the husband without food and care?

I need to read the content to ascertain the degree of partiality (if any) against men
Never mind, we'll team up to seek amendment if any partiality is found in it. I hope its not like those American laws that permits women to shit on top men.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Spiritual To Eat In The Dream? by Maser: 7:53am On May 24, 2015
BULLSHIT! There's no place in the Bible where it is stated that eating in the dream is bad. It is the doctrine of men to state so and the devil is really happy about it cos he uses it to his advantage by manipulating those who believe it to have more dream meals and the attached fear(not faith) of spiritual poisoning which in turn gives him access to their lives. God has not given us the spirit of fear 2 Tim 1:7. Pastors who preach that invariably serve spiritual enslavement to fear to their listeners. Didnt the Bible say if you shall drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt you? So why believe the crap about eating in the dream? Believing it is the problem of believers which the devil uses not the eating itself. If you believe its no problem which really isn't(as far as the bible is concerned), then you gat no problem. I was once a victim of this belief system and the devil used it against me until I understood the truth and snapped out of it and became free.
PoliticsRe: Seriake Dickson Blasts Amaechi, Jang, Others For Destroying Governors Forum by Maser: 4:09pm On May 18, 2015
Dickson was economical with the truth. The crisis in Governors forum was created by GEJs men and Jang in particular. Jang lost GF election to Amaechi but refused to concede. Wasn't that what happened?

It still beats me why Nigerians lack the courage to tell the truth as it is
PoliticsRe: Federal Cabinet: Security Agencies Screen Names Submitted By Buhari [see List] by Maser: 7:49pm On May 16, 2015
This list doesn't seem like a CHANGE list. Disappointing if you ask me, especially seeing Oyinlola there. Same old thieves! I hope its not authentic.
BusinessRe: Gtbank Launches Mobile Phone Money Transfer - First Of Its Kind! by Maser: 3:29pm On May 16, 2015
FIRST BANK has been rendering this service for years now. GTB is quite late on this people. Sorry to deflate your ego GTB. I've been using both banks and know what I'm saying.
PoliticsRe: Aliyu, Lamido Suffering From Defeat Hangover – APC by Maser: 12:48pm On May 16, 2015
On point!
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone Whose English Is Very Poor?? by Maser: 5:28pm On May 14, 2015
Summer1:
I dont know how you guys see it..but I admire guys who speak pure,polished and neat English.. It's a turn on for me,when I see someone with an impeccable eloquence,that minute i don't even care if you are broke or ugly..I just respect them.
But for guys with bad eloquence, I'm not trying to insult or intimidate you, you could always brush up your English, I want guys to know that good eloquence,fluent usage of English is a huge turn on for girls especially the brilliant ones, or so I think...
So,what's ur take on it?
Really? That means I got what it takes to turn you on. Getting started, how do meet you? Lol!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Deceiving Nigerians - The Ben Murray-bruce I Know (pics) - Cramjones by Maser: 9:26pm On May 13, 2015
This OP is a retard! Ben Bruce already had silverbird before being appointed DG of NTA and he performed very well. It was under his tenure that NTA witnessed massive expansion and established many new stations across the country, in fact double the pre-Bruce NTA.

It pains me when silly folks who know nothing about people find it convenient to denigrate someone's hard-earned reputation because they can't get off their lazy arses and do a bit of research before destroying people. People like this OP is the reason Nigeria is prostrate. I'm really sad!
PoliticsRe: Can You Take This Away From Ben Bruce? by Maser: 10:04am On May 13, 2015
aare07:
Where is Our TINAPA money.

Ben Bring Back our money.
Just shut up if got nothing to say. What do you know about TINAPA. I probably know more than you. Bruce has nothing to do with it. Ask Gov. Imoke and Donald Duke to lecture you. Nigeria is a place where anybody wakes up and accuses anybody of trash and everyone believes it. TINAPA is way beyond Bruce. Our polity is such that anybody that hates you can spread falsehood about you and gulible folks propagate it without asking questions. Get your lazy ass off the sofa and do a bit of research on why TINAPA is abandoned.
Science/TechnologyRe: Chinese Firm Completes Major Power Project In Nigeria - Punch by Maser: 2:42am On May 13, 2015
ERCROSS:

Must we always call on these foreigners to execute major infrastructural contracts when we have graduates in such field in this country..huh

Instead of wasting excess money on foreign firm, why not upgrade our institutions too and employ these foreign lecturers to teach us what it needs to be an expatriate in one's chosen field , so u won't need to be flown out of the country before u can get a good health care...

[size=15pt]Nigeria, when will u start entrusting such huge projects to your National firms filled with ur institution graduates... embarassed [/size]

I WEEP FOR MY COUNTRY ... cry

Thats how not to get the job done!

Our people will simply chop the money and not do it or at best get it half done! It's our own reality. Better to give it to a foreigner who will deliver than your brother who will not.
PoliticsRe: I Don't Know Where Shekau is-Chadian President by Maser: 8:00pm On May 11, 2015
Sweetguy25:
He's right. Its called classified and confidential information.
Yours is the only sensible comment here.

I'm amused people expect him to tell them where he is. America found out where Bin Laden was and for months kept mum on it until the zero hour when they struck. When the mission was over, they then announced it. Here, clowns who know nothing about security want deby to be flippant about classified info.
TravelRe: Calabar Monorail Coaches Arrive by Maser: 8:52am On May 11, 2015
MEDIOCRITY at its worst. As someone who knows Calabar. The corridor where this train operates will not benefit the public at all and the distance is very short. Simply put, it is worthless for the common man in Calabar or Cross River.
CultureRe: British Tottenham Choir Singing Yoruba song - Ise Oluwa by Maser: 7:54am On May 10, 2015
SAY NO TO TRIBALISM!

IT IS EVIL!

IT MADE HITLER ENGINEER THE DEATH OF OVER 70 MILLION PEOPLE!

IT MADE HUTUS MURDERS NEARLY A MILLION TUTSIS!

For every one of you including my kinsmen who for whatever reason sees himself as superior to another tribe, or even remotely demonstrate any aversion for them however minute, be assured you contain the same level of evil as the Hitlers and Hutus of this world, Only that you're domant for now because the occasion hasn't yet arisen to demonstrate your true self.

LET US LOVE ONE ANOTHER IN THIS COUNTRY REGARDLESS OF THE HATRED OUR PARENTS SOWED IN US. REMEMBER THEIR GENERATION HAVE LIVED THEIR LIVES AND WE OUGHT TO MAKE OURS BETTER.

If any tribe succeeds, we all succeeded. We didn't choose our tribe, God did! Any one of us could have come from Somalia. Stop the hate!
PoliticsRe: Victor Eni Won Borough Council Seat, UK Election 2015(pic) by Maser: 10:09pm On May 09, 2015
Land bought!
EducationRe: Anambra Clinches The First And Second Positions In ANCOPSS National Quiz by Maser: 9:56pm On May 09, 2015
MY PEOPLE! How come none of those private schools where pupils pay N2million as school fees came tops.
I thought there's a special machine there for imparting knowledge into them which public schools don't have.
RomanceRe: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by Maser: 3:25am On May 09, 2015
People who have never been in marriage all claiming to be marriage expert these days. I hail una o!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Deceived Ndigbo On2nd Niger Bridge, Ohanaeze Tells Buhari by Maser: 8:13am On May 08, 2015
When will my kinsmen stop ridiculing us? What ugly, sycophantic, slimy clowns they are, who despite never having benefited anything from GEJ's govt still kept supporting him for a few dollar notes to the detriment of their people. If I were GMB I would refuse to see them. They're a bunch of retards! These so-called Ohaneze have been decieving Igbos but will my people ever see them for who they are? Greedy lot!
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Among Rescued Illegal Migrants Gives Birth On Mediterranean Sea by Maser: 8:15am On May 05, 2015
justi4jesu:
cheesy cheesy cheesy What will be the baby's citizenship now


What citizenship does a child have if they are born on an international flight?#thinkingoutloud smiley
When you're born on board a ship or aircraft belonging to a country, you would normally assume the citizenship of that country. However, No European country that I'm aware of still confers citizenship by birth even when born on their soil. This then makes the child assume the citizenship of the parents by descent though with Italian birth certificate.
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by Maser: 9:17am On May 03, 2015
Na wa for you OP!
So you that is calling others hipocrite even have a boyfriend yourself. You just exposed yourself and have no reason to disdain the people you sought so hard to condemn.
You're all the same cos I'm certain your boyfriend isn't there just to celebrate holy communion with you each time you meet. First remove the beam in your eyes before trying to remove the speck in others'.
Not in any way condoning immorality in Church but you're in no position to condemn anyone since you too are neck-deep in the business.

Besides, since none of those brothers attempting to draw close to you has verbally and specifically made sexual advances to you, there's no evidence that sex is what they have in mind. They may just sincerely want to get close to study you before proposing marriage. It often happens like that and meanwhile you're childishly reading a different meaning solely on the premise of what your sisters told you. Sure, shit happens in church but you haven't proven its the case here. You're merely suspecting people who may not have what you have in mind in theirs.
FamilyRe: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by Maser: 2:21am On May 03, 2015
Nonesense! This nasty western mentality is the reason many of our Nigerian girls end up divorced. If you've ever lived abroad, you'll understand what I'm saying. They turn monsters, expect their husband to worship them, become disrespectful, and spite their man because of senseless feminist mentality.

This thread is marriage poison!

No sane woman should buy it. The good old fashioned way our parents did it remains the best!
PoliticsRe: How Buhari’s Alleged Ban On AIT Got Him Enemies, Made Dokpesi A Hero by Maser: 12:47pm On May 01, 2015
Sore TANoid losers anywhere you look. Folks get used to it, GMB will be your President for at least the next 4 years!
Foreign AffairsRe: French Cartoon About Africans Drowning In The Mediterranean Sea by Maser: 10:50pm On Apr 27, 2015
Cry babies everywhere you go. Fellow blacks please go get a life and stop blabbing about racism. Think of how to advance and make the word respect you.

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