₦airaland Forum

pek:
where is Atiku from? South I guess.

Hausaman:
Really ?. When he was the VP what did we achieve ? .what did he forget at the Aso rock Villa ?. Democracy is a game of numbers as such the majority voted for PMB and the minority will only have their say. God bless Nigeria.

sunnychibs:
Bobrisky should not only be arrested but remanded in prison



How can a sane person think it is normal for a man to sleep with his fellow man

With this kind of mentality, i pity for the next generation.

mrvitalis:
Atiku was never and option to beat buhari
Jonathan running again would have been a better choice

Tambuwal ,kwankwaso or even saraki would have easily beaten buhari

Atiku couldn't do it up north ...

sikowitz17:
if you registered at that time that they said it was a scam, it means you haven't registered..they cleared all the initial registrations till they officially released it

babatawa:
I believe the automated password is in your mail

Goan check it please




Yes that was what I used directly

badboywizzy:
Do they tolerate and accommodate as well ? How many churches are left for Christians in Bornu state ?

hayfay:
Please will an entrance test or interview be conducted,after purchasing the form.i will appreciate more information regarding the admission.thanks.

Maleeq01:
My DSSC 24 experience in 20BN Serti Baruwa Taraba State.
The journey from KD to Taraba was a 2 days journey, 16 hours from KD to jalingo and 3 hours from jalingo to serti ( i hear am no b small). Arrived 20BN serti very early in the morning, was signed in at the gate and was welcomed quite hospitably, i know say na formalities sha. Some candidates were already checked in and were seated on d floor @ parade ground already (this was to be our daily routine). We were to sign in at anoda spot inside were we were issued our mattresses and some 'yaro boys' were to help us carry them and show us to our hostels. Quickly changed into my salala, carrried my file and doubled up to d parade ground, i was d second pesin from my state (Osun), d first pesin was automatically d state leader, chest numbers were scattered on d floor, I picked OS11.
D main activity kicked of d following day, we were addressed by d board secretary Lt Colonel AU Abdul, board chairman Colonel DM Oyekola, d chetah of 20BN LT Colonel MS Adamu and Board president Maj Gen AB Omozoje, we started with certificate verification, this was done in the cheetah hall, were all ur credentials were vetted and any discrepancy found meant u'll be in d next available car to ur village and this was when d 1st set of casualties occured, Naso men begin drop o, e no funny @ all, i particularly felt sorry for one of my village men, bros resumed late on friday evening, didn't come with his ECG, went along with odas who didn't come with theirs to jalingo to do it on Sunday (this was cordinated by WO Faleye, lol, if u were in serti and u don't remember Faleye, u deserve sleep guard room), and bros was evicted on Monday morning.
Next was d 'almighty medicals', actually there nothing almighty about medicals until d day result was announced, stay tunned. Medicals was done in d MRS, CMD was Colonel Okoigi, i and my village men bought dis man's job, we pin head sotey hair no gree grow for dat part of our head again. One fair lieutenant was d guy in charge of proceeding. Medicals was divided into 4 segments:
1. Vitals: weight, height and BP: Brethren watch ur weight o and knw ur BMI (Body mass index). Some guys used BP suppresants and it was detected in their blood, so be wise.
2. Blood and Urine:This one is straightforward. My advice, drink a lot of water on dat day so ur urine can be clear.
3. Physicals: lol, u can see i'm laffing already. Shey u knw d way u use to be in d bathroom, ehen, naso u go de, naked and happy, lol. They'll check ur balls, check for pile, tatoos and body inscriptions, flat foots among others. I was checked by a female, she was just playing with my john thomas
4. Xrays
They latter did eye test after d above mentioned. Shortsigtedness, longsightedness and colour blindness.
Medicals lasted for five days. Whenever Major Bamiteko start shouting "is dat clear, is dat clear" upandan eh, just knw some candidates r about to be summourned by their village ppl. All d "big boys" gathered in d MRS, then Maj Gen Omozoje addressed the candidates, the atmosphere was worse than a burial, d silence was deafening, almost everybody in d MRS can out to witness d occassion. The board secretary took d mic and commenced, AB1 was d first casualty, brethren, more than half of d remaining candidates were dropped for one medical condition or d other, when ure called ur identity (chest number) is retrieved and u go in for counselling. I refused to pick my village people's call and 16 of us from my state were still standing after d medicals ( winch people, dem no gree go house, lol).
An exam was administered after d medicals along with a psychology test. The exam comprised of an essay "why i want to join the Nigerian army", this topic is almost always constant along with other objective questions, maths, english and current affairs. The psychology test was tricky, if u lie in d first question, be ready to lie till the end, so be wise.
We later reassemble on the parade ground were Major Bamiteko addressed us, i'm going to use verbatim here "all of u sitted here av been declared medically fit, which means i can deal with u to d fullest but i won't do that because tomorrow is going to be a life changing experience for you (interjection: d 3.2km race was slated for d next day), when ure running tomorrow, think of poverty, ure going to be running out of poverty, but when ure running and u begin to see white things please stop, or u see something like a coffin, please respect ursef (we all erupted into laughter). We retired for d day to prepare for d next day.
D next day wic was on a Saturday was a crazy day for I and my village men, because we ended our business in Serti on that very day. In d course of d medicals, we did a kind of "raffle draw" were numbers were written in papers and state leaders were asked to pick, d number he/she picks is d other in wic d interview was arranged, for example, we picked number 8, hence we were d eight state to be interviewed, that was y we did our interview on d very same day we ran. This idea was brought by d board chairman Colonel Oyekola.
At about 5am we were gathered @ d parade ground and briefed about d exercise. We marched outside d barracks were all cars were stopped and travellers became spectators. Naso we begin run o, we ran to a point and back into d barrack, we were given tags along d way so no short cut to heaven, a lady from Oyo was d "stallion" d gal run finish, sleep wake up me i still de run, lol, i heard she didn't make it d list though. Your's truly landed in 4th cage Aka i cannot coman die cage, lol. We were graded 1st cage 10 points, 2nd cage 8 points, 3rd cage 6points, 4th cage 4points and 5th cage 2points. Next was push ups and sit ups, already tired and exhausted but na we say we wan join army na, oya double up, lol. Come see different styles and forms of push ups and sit ups, i laff tire. After dat was obstacle crossing, actually na only one obstacle o, we climb one long rope like that to touch d metal bar, i couldn't do it o, aswear @ that point, my life battery was @ 1%, i just jejely go siddown, afterall dem no de beat pesin.
States with number number 1-10 were told to goan prepare for d interview dat afternoon/ evening. I was like kuku kill us na, then i remember say army job na mad man job, i reset sharply. D board chairman had already told us he doesn't want to see any form of hair on our head or face, though i had reduced d forest on my head b4 heading off to serti but some shrubs had started growing again. D fear of an officer's threat is d beginning of wisdom, i located d barber's shop and met a crowd, chai, see those yeye soldiers gladly reshaping our heads into rocks, all of us con resemble each other, lol. After d cut, went to d hostel, had my bath and wore a new set of everything: white shirt, singlet and shoe and blue short and evn boxers sef and set out to d conference room. I didn't have my interview until past 10pm, it was a friendly one, one Colonel was asking me about football, in my mind i was like " this one no knw me sha" lol, 2 field related questions, i got one and banged d other. D board president asked y i didn't apply SSC due to my young age, i had already envisaged this so my answer was a well rehearsed pitch, so he asked that if i was offered SSC instead of DSSC will i take it, my answer was yes o, all die na die, d next guy was about to ask a question, naso nepa carry light, lol, naso dem say mk i carry my wahala go o. D next morning i packed my kaya, signed out and left my beloved Serti.
2 weeks later, list was out and i couldn't find my name, for d 1st time in a long while i cried, i was so close to achieving my dream, so close to my eureka moment, but it just wasn't meant to be. Now, form is out and we go again.
PS: pardon any typo errors, biko na phone i de use type. Just felt i like doing this for posterity sake.
#victoryisfromGodalone

moyosoreoluwami:
How much is registration in your area,mine is 1500 but hope isn't too much.....

Plaitex:
Hello house. Please i need a clarification. I have gone through alot of threads but it still isn't clear.

My spouse is going to be the PA with LOC 2131, 4 years work experience with ND, HND and BSC and will be 32 this month. My questions goes thus:

1. I understand that doing my ECA will add to his points. Now, do I have to create my ECA acct seperately where I would be required to pay 220CAD and then go through the process of WES which will cost approx 23,00 and 82,600 in total... And then he he would also go through same procedure spending same amount? Ie in total we shall both be spending close to 165k for ECA alone.

Now this is not inclusive of transcript for both of us.

So please, am confused as we are talking about 200k here. Do we have to spend this much on ECA alone.

Your responses will be highly appreciated.

SILVERLINES:
We pray that ur dream be fulfilled


Looking at those squad u are going to encounter

Yesterday was luck

We pray the same luck be repeating itself
Till u achieved ur heart desires

abimbola74:
Nobody should fall for this scammer ,he refused picking my calls after payment.

efosa:
i applied on the 13 of MAY, FEDEX sent mine on the 18 of June,i did not receive any tracking number from FEDEX and WES received on 21 June, on the 27th june i login to my WES account, only to see the WES already updated my account, So i decided to call the FEDEX woman pretending i have no update, after checking she told me they already sent it since 18 June and she sent me tracking number on that day,but i didn't get it. so she had to give me the tracking number over the phone.

So,you can keep checking your profile even if you did not receive any tracking.of course that depends on the date you applied.

bakynes:
If we do knockout Cameroon which is most likely,Egypt will be next and if we dont beat them convincingly, VAR,the referees will knock us out knowing how the North Africans will threaten the officials and intimedate our players.

NyenwePHC:

That senator was just lucky I wasn't there the day he was molesting that lady, I would have just skinned him alive. I can't tolerate any act of violence against women, never

magaji700:
Pls, in need of finance past question o.
Thanks

abimbola74:
Please any body with Accounting past questions ? Pls I will be glad to receive it on this mail: abimbola7478@gmail.com.
Kindly add me to the whatsapp group: 07030086260

Damilola41:
Please Watz d format for the entrance exam... Is it cbt or theory.. Thanks

magaji700:
Pls, in need of finance past question.
Their entry exam past question.
Thanks.