₦airaland Forum

Righteousnes89:
Moslems are terrorists

Fool....were you there when he said such?

Evidence of Royal concortion

ednut1:
This virus is just overrated to me.

Don't you ever say that again

Do you want him to send his siblings out for you?you want to cook for him alone and not his family..you also want him to channel his resources to you alone...my dear, you are not ready for marriage

I studied human Anatomy.....now am working at a warehouse...Naija hustle

Fragility6:
An on the seventh day he rested. If God knew one of his creation would be diz stupid, he would hav created another man.

Who is more stupid between you both? He isn't just as clueless as you are

Yes....that why the are called 'Yoruba Demon'

klem93:
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Neroiam:
Sabi boi

My own ancestors were confirm hunters. My great grandfather(killed a leopard bare-handed), grandfather(bout 9ft-long python), and father(steady bush meat)

Only animal i ever hunted: woman

Omo wobe

platido:
. for being stupid and useless in life and humanity you and your entire generation are curse heavy plaque visit you and your family

The guy is just so foolish

You all condemning him were not there and never had the idea how he catered for his 12 children when he was alive...It is his choice to make and not ur fucking business.. He died in active service while serving not the V.P but the Federal Republic of Nigeria and due regards in all raminification should be accorded to him and his family.

PS : some nairalanders are so deficient in reasoning

kolajoo:
Today is my birthday, and my heart is full of nothing but gratitude. I pray that the Lord will grant me more special days like this to praise His name.

No one has shown me more love, care and mercies than You have done, Oh Lord; and on my birthday today, I want to thank you for all that You have done for me and the many more wonders that You are yet to do in this world for me.

I will drink and make merry today, because it is that wonderful day again and I give all credits to the Lord for making it possible for me. I pray for a joyful anniversary today and always. Amen.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Happy birthday to you brother...more life nd live long

NaijaRoyalty:
I think it's time Sanusi embraces Christianity

You are so naive....the fact that president muhammadu buhari asked for Allah's blessing upon Nigerians does that intent means christian should embrace Islam?

sinistermind:
All these Politics pundits I hail una o. Just because of small visit you guys are already thinking of 2023. Na wa oo

You talk as if you are not a Nigerian.

Ijawwomaninoyo:
I thought he said "no comment"
..

Then.

trutht828:
Clicking that nonsense before commenting here doesn't make me a Muslim and doesn't make me believe in what you guys profess.

Simple birds are having fun on their own and someone that loves to fool himself think they are doing tawa.... something.

You guys love to fool yourselves sha.

How come we don't hear stories of "spirits" writing Arabic on stone in Osogbo anymore? Someone will just goan write Arabic on a stone and you people will be saying it is mysterious. What's mysterious about writing on stones?

One word for you...Dumb!!

YorubaKinging:
Well, I don't want to read any news about northern people
I'm less concerned because they are not my brothers and we are very different
Even though Abraham is our grandfather yet they have chosen the way of violence
So I've disowned them, they are not my people
But Judah still and will always be blessed

Make Yoruba great again

You are just a big fool

SweetCunt97:
Quite d bitter cunt in reality actually... Years of eating bitter kola can do that.

I somewhat love ur sense of humour

chival:
Boys in the hood
Bad boys
Enter the dragon
The good, the bad and the ugly
I spit on your grave
Live and let die and in fact every Roger Moore and Sean Connery 007 movie
Manitou
Nightmare on Elm Street
Evil Dead
The Exorcist
Omen
The Ghost and the darkness
Roots(not a movie though)
Mary Poppins
Chiti Bang Bang
Home alone
Daddy Daycare
The Champ
Rocky 1 to 4
Rambo 1&2
Robocop
Predator
Terminator
Commando
The Mask
Bruce Almighty
Remember the Titans
Coach Carter
Every Meg Ryan movie
Deliberate Stranger(The Ted Bundy story)
Maid in Manhattan
Basket Case
Gremlins
Like Mike
Bend it like Beckham
Blade
The Bestman
The Brothers
Catch me if you can
Lucky Number Slevin
The Runaway Bride
Indiana Jones and the temple.of doom
Every Indiana Jones movie
Lord.of the Rings
The Siege
Man on Fire
Deja vu
Antwone Fisher
John Q
Crimson Tide
Inside Job

The mask...I know I watched that movie when I was below 10yrs old. It rings a bell.

SweetCunt97:
They should have tied the hand and cut it off to avoid spreading. Better to lose a hand than life. We need to be proactive in this country. Too many weak brains here.

Sweetcunt indeed

Is there an eyewitness as to the true nature of the incident?? I know we have so many quack journalist

oodua1stson:
Seyi Makinde, may everything you lay your hands on be successful. What a man. Unlike the frog eyed coward in Lagos forming boss man when in reality he's nothing but a corrupt, scared never do wel son of a wh0re

Come next election, lagosian will still vote for him...Do cut the slack

Don't be cajoled, this are just the money mongers Amotekun....waiting to use their ATM

Something must kill a man.....RIP

prophetic69:
Bro watch and see, na straight to camp

Very gullible comment. How can you just go straight to camp?

Same Grammy 9ice has been dreaming about for more than 15yrs

Shibaraba:
One of the craziest. ... Crazy experiences too plenty abeg.
Which one I want talk sef.
Shey na mirror in the assembly own?
(only legends know this trick)
Small Boys Wey be say if we look girl pant we Don make am for life be that. While una dey sing national anthem I dey drop mirror between legs so as to see the color of your pant. We. Notice say one girl no dey wear. We dey literally fight to stay near that girl so as to watch film na so one of our guys go cast give teacher say na him suppose line up for there but I chance am. Teacher investigate come find out say na pant we dey look. Shibaraba no kuku wait. Before them mention my name I Don japa. School fence Wey we Don already put hole Wey we go take manoeuvre in case wahala happen. Then pursue me reach my street before them elders catch me. The beating I receive flog the winch Wey dey do me comot for my body.

Wetin pain me pass be say the girl later marry one of us. She Don born like 3 for the guy. If say she know she for kuku dey open am for the guy for free that time na. Because na him cane plenty pass. Na him mama mirror he dey bring come school.

Lol...very funny. Meanwhile, I had a similar case in jss2 but mine was not on the assembly ground but in the classroom while class is going on.we intentionally drop a pen and act asif we r trying to retrieve it, I and one of my school father took turns to check panties of the female students right in front of our desk(four on a double desk). We bent down through our own desk and stretch our hands towards the feet's of the ladies focusing a mirror directly at the epicentre of her legs for proper viewing of their panties/undies. We often decide on the gal we may want to see her geographical structure b4 we swing into action............chaiii those days ehnnnnnnnn

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Wendy006:
What I Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful.

What I am about to share here is 100% true. You never can trust how discreet this pages are, so I had to create a new moniker lol...

I had already concluded plans to get a fairly used Nigerian Lexus. I got a seemingly good deal on jiji so last Friday I traveled to obiaruku to seal the deal.

Everything had gone on as planned, very great guy, I paid, he handed over all relevant documents and I headed straight to bact to Asaba.

At about 7pm, I was doing a final check on the documents so I sent my wife to the car, this lady returned back with a big black envelope directly behind the driver's seat.When we opened it, it was filled with Indian hemp. I mean close to 500grammes, I was in utter shock. I quickly called the seller and cautioned him seriously.

I had gone through over 15 police check posts, how on earth would I have explained that the stuff wasn't mine.

Please folks, we've got to be very careful. Very very careful. May God not allow us to answer questions about someone else's indiscretion.

I have decided not to share the pics here, for personal reasons.

Well, my question goes thus. As a layman who just go about his business, How were you able to conclude the content in the envelope was Indian hemp??

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