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Romance › Re: How nigerian ladies imitate rats,rabbits,and dogs by masterflowx(m): 7:43am On Jan 14, 2020
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Politics › Re: Kola Ologbondiyan Denies That PDP Defectors Are Considering Return To APC by masterflowx(m): 7:41am On Jan 14, 2020
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Crime › Re: How To Identify If Your Kids Belong To Marlian Cult by masterflowx(m): 7:21am On Jan 14, 2020
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Politics › Re: Video Of Hanan Buhari On The Presidential Jet, Waving. Shared By Aisha Buhari by masterflowx(m): 6:46am On Jan 14, 2020
GOFRONT:
Chaiii....Hanan Buhariiii

This girl go sweet sha!!!

Abeg who get her phone number??
Ask

E be like say I want go ban
because this one wey I com dey reason this morning self I no come understand again.

Make I just dey control myself small small...

Ban no easy at all
That thing dey painnnnn...

Travel › Re: Having A Brother As An American Citizen! What Are My Benefits? by masterflowx(m): 6:39am On Jan 14, 2020
[quote author= post=85770379]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

Run your own race in life!
Nobody owes you anything.

All these self entitlement rubbish will do you no good at the end of the day, it will only make you lazy by shouting everywhere, "my broda dey 'for the' abroad, my broda na citizen"!

He will only help you if God place it on his mind to do,
Help comes only from above!

Common, Go Hustle and make a life for yourself!![/quote]Another lie from the pit of hell.

My first car came from Houston from my blood brother in year 2014.

Your fake life can also make your own family run for you.
You better turn a new leaf this new year.

So pitiful!
Science/Technology › Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by masterflowx(m): 6:33am On Jan 14, 2020
[quote author= post=85770153]We are here,
can you translate that please?
Thanks Freezman!

Okay, maybe that is the best delicacy for them.
Village people@work!

We jump am pass!
Thanks Chief Aro![/quote]You're a liar like your oga Lai Muhammad.

You know the meaning of obe ti soor.
This is a new year 2020 you better concentrate on things that will better your life.

You still carry your fake life enter year 2020 ?
Very pitiful Sha...

Science/Technology › Re: Sloth Caught In My School Today by masterflowx(m): 6:27am On Jan 14, 2020
Jezyfreezman:
where is , obe ti soor grin
You better stop it before that guy reason your matter.

E be like say never send you go ban this year?

Ok o, continue...

Politics › Re: Amotekun: A Call For SE To Adopt Enugu Forest Guards Model For Regional Security by masterflowx(m): 12:58pm On Jan 13, 2020
AMOTEKUN has come to stay whether they like it or not...

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Tells The World Who His Spiritual Father Is by masterflowx(m): 12:31pm On Jan 13, 2020
Glory be to God Almighty!
Fashion › Re: What Should I Eat To Look Younger? by masterflowx(m): 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2020
Prazo1:
name of the vitamin c supplement?
See the pictures here...
30 pcs inside the container, take it for 30 days.
Sold @N1600.

The one of 100 pcs sold @N2800.
3 months 10 days.

Fashion › Re: What Should I Eat To Look Younger? by masterflowx(m):
Take Vitamin C supplement 90 to 100mg everyday.

Also try to exercise your body (walk-out).

God is my witness, with my slim body I do 5km (jugging) in Ajah Lagos every Saturday and public holiday.

Me at 37

Just two months to clock 38.

Politics › Re: 23 States Run Local Security Outfits As Groups Demand Decentralised Policing by masterflowx(m): 7:32am On Jan 13, 2020
Whether they like it or not

AMOTEKUN is here to stay.

Miyetti Allah&Co should go and die....

Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Must Avoid Smoking Weed by masterflowx(m): 7:21am On Jan 13, 2020
because our own Naira Marley don warn us that:

Ma lo faa; isn't for children, ma lo faa

You can ask manure goalkeeper the day e try am this happened

Final answer!

Christianity Etc › Re: The Interpretation Of The Dream Of When You See People Holding A Meeting by masterflowx(m): 7:21am On Jan 13, 2020
God gat our back
No eveil shall befall us

If I have that kind dream trust me, they must give me promotion letter in my office the next day...

Emi gangan lemi, emi amotekun
If you try me enh...

Politics › Re: Ganduje, Tambuwal, Ihedioha Defend Mandates At Supreme Court Today by masterflowx(m): 7:16am On Jan 13, 2020
Ojoro in Sokoto and Imo state loading...
Crime › Re: A Mentally-deranged Man Sets Surulere Resident Ablaze by masterflowx(m): 7:11am On Jan 13, 2020
Anything can happen wen you mix madness with oshogbo weed.

The madman is a Marlian.

Sorry to the victim.

Foreign Affairs › Re: How Is It That Africa Does Not Have Natural Disasters? by masterflowx(m): 7:07am On Jan 13, 2020
Is Bubu not a natural desester?

Ok nau continue...

Politics › Re: Mohammed Tahir-Monguno: Why I Sponsored 27 Bills In 7 Months by masterflowx(m): 7:01am On Jan 13, 2020
[quote author= post=85748942]Anything to move our great nation forward is all we are after.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.
God bless Nigeria.[/quote]Nawa o!

Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Nairaland Bride by masterflowx(m): 11:20am On Jan 12, 2020
Lamanii22:
Start what lol
Start the love nwantintin...
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Nairaland Bride by masterflowx(m):
Lamanii22:
Awwwwn... May this smiles i'm seeing not cease in the name of Jesus... Congratulations!
We can also start our own from here too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 11th January 2020 by masterflowx(m): 11:12pm On Jan 11, 2020
Some Arsenal fans mumu Sha..
Celebrities › Re: Biodun Okeowo: How My Curvy Shape Opens Doors For Me by masterflowx(m): 9:24pm On Jan 11, 2020
In Naira Marley voice:

Southy lo n'idi mehn
e wo di
won travel lo s'edi yen
ase o po t'oyi
aso lo fi bo....
Sports › Re: Premier League Match Preview: Tottenham Vs Liverpool by masterflowx(m): 11:18am On Jan 11, 2020
I'm coming to comment.

From a die-hard Liverpool fan.

Wait for it!

Celebrities › Re: See The Beautiful Curvy Lady Spotted Hawking Plantain At Lekki-epe Express Road by masterflowx(m): 11:15am On Jan 11, 2020
I know the girl very well.

If you want to see her just find your way to VGC around 3pm till down.

They are many like that at the VGC traffic light Hawking plantain and groundnut.
Romance › Re: Can A Girl With Five Boy Friend Be Called A Prostitute Or A Sharp Girl? by masterflowx(m): 8:41pm On Jan 10, 2020
In Naira Marley voice:


Se o ti mugbo yo ni,
Oloso se o ma loyun fun mi...

She's Olosho, simple!

Sports › Re: Klopp Wins Back To Back Manager Of The Month Of December by masterflowx(m):
Klopp's is the best coach in Europe right now. In fact, nobody near him...

And I'm here to tell you that a slight tweak here, a little fix there is all that is required between now and the end of the season for my great club "Liverpool" to end that agonising 30 years wait for their 19th league title.

YNWA!!!

Celebrities › Re: E-money And Kcee Dance 'Soapy' By Naira Marley by masterflowx(m): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2020
Ma lo l'omo to ba fe soapy... soapy!

Culture › Re: Masquerades Seen Giving A Man Change After The Man Offered Them Money by masterflowx(m): 8:11pm On Jan 10, 2020
[quote author= post=85684526]Masquerade of life!

The gods must really be CRAZY!!

grin cheesy wink

Check more pictures of masquerade doing crazy things below.........

Someone can use those pics for some thread also.
Permission granted!
[/quote]You don start again abi?
Alaseju baba asete.

I don forget self
Mind my business mode.
Crime › Re: Husband Sends Wife's Nude To Side Chick by masterflowx(m): 3:48pm On Jan 10, 2020
superlanny:
This is the height of gross misconduct, how can a wife be so lazy, that she can't exercise and look sexy for her husband.
Do you know how many times the sight of those stretch marks will have wanted to make him vomit, this is one of the reasons why mean cheat, I mean if dem give you nkwobi mixed with goat meat or ordinary soup with dried fish, which one will you choose.
Women need to step up their game, the ladies outside are like wolves waiting to pounce on prey.
Better find correct anti stretch marks cream or something, and do some exercise.
That man, for me o, is a Hero. For loving his wife so much, still cohabiting with her.
Puke....puke...puke....
Ladies up your game o, so you won't end up on nairaland front page.
Bad guy!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran 'Standing Down' After Missile Strikes - Trump by masterflowx(m): 11:27pm On Jan 08, 2020
wonder233:
Who are you?

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