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Travel › Re: Small Canoe Carries Loaded Bus And Passengers Across River In Taraba State by masterflowx(m): 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Shebi them wear life jacket...Anyway as far as the uptrust is equal or proportional to the weight of the bus no wahalar...the canoe will float and it won't Submerged

The only water I love is bathroom water

Any other water na no go area for me...
You're not a man enough.
After the janja that you're smoking every minutes you still don't have courage to enter lagoon without life jacket.
Is like you're just smoking janjja for smoking sake.
Celebrities › Re: Who Advised You To Plead Guilty – Aisha Yesufu Queries Bobrisky by masterflowx(m): 9:05am On Apr 13, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
The truth will set you free! He is not like you still lying that your principal who came a distant 3rd in a credible election is the winner of the election.

It is because he admitted his crime was why he got 6 months, his case didn't linger and legal bills not mounting.

The Governor can pardon him tomorrow if he remains penitent and truthful wink Lying means nothing to the mediocre political camp of Mrs Aisha Yesufu. They believe lying will help them win an election and no wonder she believes that lying can help the defendant escape justice. Smh.

Awon opuro gbogbo. All liars will die and end up in hell here on earth and fire in heaven.

It could be a difficult decision but Bobrisky did the right thing and has learnt from his mistakes and conviction. He showed an admirable character and I am proud of him for being truthful. The true test of character is where you stand in difficult situations, he showed great character.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
Credible election?
You're very s!CK upstair.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky’s "Sister" Drags Eniola Ajao For Abandoning Bobrisky In EFCC Net(Video) by masterflowx(m): 1:01pm On Apr 11, 2024
This one is insane.
Imagine calling Bobrisky "Aunti Mi" repeatedly.
This is what Yoruba called "Ogun idile".
Health › Re: Man Holds His Old Diseased Heart After Undergoing Heart Transplant (Photos) by masterflowx(m): 5:37am On Mar 12, 2024
I learnt that the guy later died.
Politics › Re: Welcome To The City Of Ado-ekiti by masterflowx(m): 11:24am On Mar 09, 2024
My state capital 👍
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap 280 School Children In Kaduna, Kill One by masterflowx(m): 7:03am On Mar 08, 2024
The repeat of the Chibok Scenario.
Northern leaders will wake up and eat the Tuwo this morning like nothing happens to their children.
What a life...
Sports › Re: Haaland Takes Swipe At Alexander-Arnold Over Man City Spending Jibe by masterflowx(m): 6:46pm On Mar 07, 2024
Sunday at Anfield will be a war.
YNWA!!!
Travel › Re: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by masterflowx(m): 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2024
[quote author= post=128437692]Hmmmmm, our long time kid bro has said it all.
You said nothing but the truth junior flowx cool wink cool
HNY.[/quote]You still dey alive?
Tinubu government of hunger never kee you?
How's your BBQ business?
Travel › Re: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by masterflowx(m): 10:09am On Feb 11, 2024
Fatbam005:
what has wealth and dollar got to do with death. Be warned
A lesson to likes of Wike and Tinubu.
Travel › Re: Wigwe: No Specific Information On Helicopter Crash - Access Bank by masterflowx(m):
Super wealthy family that had uncountable assets and million of dollars in accounts just die like chicken.
Life is a mysery!
Politics › Re: INEC Declared Results From 3rd February Bye-election by masterflowx(m): 5:29am On Feb 05, 2024
Paraman:
If APC didn't work for you guys in plateau state, is good you guys kicked them out. stop wishing on behalf of people in other states.
Is APC working for you in your state or are you not in Nigeria?
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by masterflowx(m): 4:05am On Jan 19, 2024
Have you ever been broked to the extent that your only means of survival is to lick thick red oil so that piles will at least, have something to bite instead of you?

It happens to me more than 20 times when I was in school.. 2001/2004.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by masterflowx(m): 6:57am On Jan 16, 2024
Chiwetalu Agu should sue this pastor ASAP. Chiwetalu Agu is real name not a stage name for crying out loud. Which kind nonsense is this?🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (0 - 2) On 7th January 2024 by masterflowx(m): 12:03am On Jan 08, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh.........dat grl face dn disfigure by now.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool: FA Cup (0 - 2) On 7th January 2024 by masterflowx(m): 12:02am On Jan 08, 2024
Rich4god:
That lady wey her bf na arsenal fan. Hope she done breakup with her. Imagine 3 straight loss.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celebrities › Re: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by masterflowx(m):
LegendHero:
Portable defeated him blue and black and not by fluke.

I think Portable have more endurance than Charles Okocha and seems to be more on target than Charles.

If Portable blow have more power, he would have knocked Charles Okocha to the ground patapata without him rising again because the amount of punches he landed on Okocha head is enough to do the damage.
Dey play, you hear.
Potable was fighting like sango area boys.
Referee shouldn't have allowed Potable to be carrying Charles in that manner. For goodness sake, they're not fighting gidigbo fight nau.
On a normal group, Charles will beat Potable blue and black.
He was even showing boxing technique than Potable.
Note: I'm a Yoruba man and I have a friend on the stadium that was sharing the video during the fight.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Am Single At 41 - Ini Edo (Video) by masterflowx(m): 2:36pm On Dec 26, 2023
You go explain tired.
Continue...
Politics › Re: Rivers Govt, State PDP To 27 lawmakers: Move On, You Are no Longer Lawmakers by masterflowx(m): 10:43am On Dec 18, 2023
MadamExcellency:
They can not be allowed to come back. If Simi Fubara takes that step, he is gone.

27 is a super-proof majority both for overriding Governir's veto and impeachment. They have it all going for them until the unforced error of decamping to APC without recuse to the law and Supreme Court judgment.
Don't you notice that Wike's was stylishly begging yesterday. He said "him and his pro" are ready to settle the issues amicably.
Politics › Re: Breaking:gov Fubara Directs All Rivers Commissioners Appointed By Wike To Resign by masterflowx(m): 8:07pm On Dec 15, 2023
favor914:
Sorry for Fubara, the mere fact that you are in support of him, is a sure guarantee that he will definitely be the Loser.

Just like your support for Gringory Obi, Malu Atiku, & fellow Losers. Certified Empty Barrels.
Displaying of tomfoolery...
Politics › Re: Breaking:gov Fubara Directs All Rivers Commissioners Appointed By Wike To Resign by masterflowx(m): 7:33pm On Dec 15, 2023
Welcome development.
They shall be no room for stooges in Rivers government house.
Sports › Re: Turkish Leagues Suspended After Club President Punches Referee (pics) by masterflowx(m): 2:11pm On Dec 12, 2023
Na like this Manure president suppose dey do to any refrees that will make them loose any match.
Romance › Re: See Revealing Pictures Of Tacha That Is Trending (pics) by masterflowx(m): 12:32pm On Dec 03, 2023
She's not bad anyway.
But I h@te her toxic fans.
Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by masterflowx(m): 1:14pm On Dec 02, 2023
I bought mine in 2005, a year after I graduated from school.
Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by masterflowx(m): 1:12pm On Dec 02, 2023
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Food › Re: Pictures From Abacha Hangout In Enugu State by masterflowx(m): 5:17am On Nov 27, 2023
Ege lasan lasan.
Paki lasan lasan
Mtchewww
Romance › Re: When A Woman Has Big Buttocks by masterflowx(m): 3:16am On Nov 20, 2023
Just the way you waisted 1 month, 4 days of your life on this platform without anything to show for it.
Education › Re: Ex-malawian President Mocks Nigerian Supreme Court And Leaders by masterflowx(m): 12:21am On Nov 17, 2023
God will judge all the agbadorians including
Food › Re: Enugu Amala Hangout Causes Controversy On Twitter by masterflowx(m): 12:25pm On Nov 10, 2023
Juoflife1:
I will eat this amala one day
You're missing a lot.
Sports › Re: Ucheibe Scores, Nnadozie Saves Penalty In Last Night's Champions League Matches by masterflowx(m): 5:01am On Oct 19, 2023
Nigerians are great people. They're doing great everywhere around the world.
Politics › Re: NERC: FG Spent ₦‎171.3 Billion On Electricity Subsidy In Six Months by masterflowx(m):
Na abroad den dey import electricity too? I thought Nigeria is generating electricity by themselves.

Once you hear news like this, just expect the news of increase in electricity tariff in few days time.
Politics › Re: Fayemi Calls On African Leaders To End Dependence On Foreign Aid by masterflowx(m):
One of the worse governor that ruled Ekiti state since her creation. A Governor that was forced on Ekiti people by Tinubu.

To make the situation worst, He can't speak or understand Ekiti language.

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