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Crime › Re: Teenage Girls Drugged At Birthday Party, Wake Up While Being Trafficked To Libya by masterflowx(m): 6:21pm On Apr 11, 2023

I'm just imagine if it was Onyii22
She do olosho sho Tey and ended up being house girl in Kenya 🤣

Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by masterflowx(m): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2023

Is her bwess big? What is the size of her bwess?

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Business › Re: LG Chairman Locks Akerodo Market For Being Dirty by masterflowx(m): 9:17am On Apr 05, 2023

Tycyborg:
Nope you are not a Yoruba man cos if you are, you will know that it's not only igbos that are in this markets... Their are lot of Yorubas and few hausas their, ladipo market are 80% Yoruba mechanic

Yes, they are lot of yorubas in Lagos market that sells agbo, watch repairers, retail biscuits and sweet sellers, Cooked indomie sellers, etc.

Housas shoe shiners, scrapt vendors, Bitter kola sellers and trail mentor sellers.

Those aforementioned people own no shop in any of Lagos market, they just occupied the road, blocking and obstructing movement in the markets.

Without Igbo there will be no Lagos.

NYSC › Re: Living Conditions Of Corpers In Asaba, Delta State (Photos) by masterflowx(m): 7:10pm On Apr 04, 2023

Truth be told, even with this poor living conditions of Asaba Corpers in day time camp, they will still be knacking themselves join in that camp.

Business › Re: LG Chairman Locks Akerodo Market For Being Dirty by masterflowx(m): 4:59pm On Apr 04, 2023

BreconHills:
You are struggling for coherence. No matter how angry a yoruba man is with his kith and kin they do not become "awon" they are always "awa"

If you don't have the culture you are not yoruba. I don't care what name you are called.

What do you mean by "awa"is it a name of person, animal, place or thing?

Business › Re: LG Chairman Locks Akerodo Market For Being Dirty by masterflowx(m): 4:15pm On Apr 04, 2023

BreconHills:
You are not yoruba.

Let me rewrite your last sentence the way a yoruba man would have written it.

"I'm a Yoruba man but the way we are behaving now is so annoying."

I can't say "we're" because I'm not a taut, thug or agbero like you people.

A state where agbero is one arm of government. N0nsense!

Business › Re: LG Chairman Locks Akerodo Market For Being Dirty by masterflowx(m): 3:44pm On Apr 04, 2023

That local government chairman is stylishly taking revenge from Igbo people in that market. Probably, LP won in either Presidential election or Governorship election in that axis during the election.

I'm a Yoruba man but the way Yoruba people are behaving in Lagos is so annoying.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO: The Moment Finland's Flag Was Raised In Brussels by masterflowx(m): 3:41pm On Apr 04, 2023

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go to court.

What of pol23 ?

Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO: The Moment Finland's Flag Was Raised In Brussels by masterflowx(m): 3:36pm On Apr 04, 2023

Chriset:
Russia and their nairaland brothers, over to you.

Pol23
You wish Russia show them pepper.
W!cked s0ul like you.

Celebrities › Re: Portable Says He Has Learnt His Lessons, Stopped by Friend From Talking by masterflowx(m): 9:58am On Apr 04, 2023*

Goodlady:
Lmao. He said he's back in the zoo.
These are the titles of his new track.
* Baboon
* Akoi Grace
* New Glory
* Back In The Zoo.

With bonus remix featuring all skit makers and musicians I am a Babuuu.

Honestly this boy no fit toast me make I allow him collect my no.
He's disgusting!

I'm finding it difficult to believe you.
Reason: money is number one among things listed on your signature. It means, you prioritized money more than any other thing in the world.
Portable has money, if he approch you for love or kn^cking you will accept without second thought.

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Politics › Re: Obidient Bread Spotted In Onitsha, Anambra (Photo) by masterflowx(m): 9:25am On Mar 31, 2023

Wawelexy:
Been waiting for something like this from that part... They don't disappoint... Nigeria should just leave marketing for them, it's in-built....

Somebody is coming up with Ellu-P drink to step it down

We need this in Lagos too

Elup drink is already in the market bro

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Politics › Re: Obi To Obidients: Vote For Sandy Onor, PDP Governorship Candidate In Cross River by masterflowx(m): 9:42am On Mar 15, 2023

Johnjustice:
He controls obidient like zombies without brains

Obidient to what?

Lol.

Just the way old, frail and ailing Tinubu is controlling agbadorians.

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender by masterflowx(m): 5:22am On Mar 13, 2023*

Governors want to use the old notes to induce voters that is why they are all crying and forcing their states people to be collecting.

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Business › Re: Naira Swap Difficulties: Fairmoney Upgrades Mobile Banking App by masterflowx(m): 6:38am On Mar 04, 2023

BloomingDale:
They should bring their app to Apple Store.

Politics › Re: Vehicle Carrying Election Materials Breaks Down In Enugu (Pictures) by masterflowx(m): 10:03am On Feb 25, 2023

At times, something like this happens. You can't expect over 5000 vehicle to be hired for the same assignment and purpose without expecting just a single vehicle to have issue among them. There is nothing to be afraid of...
Vote Wisely!

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Politics › Re: Extradite, Punish, Deal With Simon Ekpa Like Kanu – Ohanaeze Begs Buhari by masterflowx(m): 7:59pm On Feb 23, 2023

nedu666:
Ohaneze get many factions. Call it a faction of ohaneze. As for this ikechukwu iziguruzo, he is a fictional character because there is no photo or single video of him. He doesn't show up at any occasion to the extent of not taking up appointments

He will post pictures and video also show up for appointment so that you Ipob militia can kill him? The man is simply wise.

Politics › Re: Old Naira: Buhari, Emefiele Not Relevant After Presidential Election - Oshiomole by masterflowx(m): 8:06am On Feb 22, 2023

Urheadmaster:
Urchin.

How is your comments related to what Adams Oshiomhole is saying

You get time to dey reply uchin.

Politics › Re: 2023: We’re Not Reserving Presidency For Any Region — Northern Elders by masterflowx(m): 5:33am On Feb 16, 2023

BeardedmeatR:
I wonder what Tinubu urchins were jubilating about.

They lack comprehension

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting (Pictures) by masterflowx(m): 12:07pm On Feb 15, 2023

The last picture: The man in front of malami be like: Oga na you and you cabals in the villa no wan make Tinubu win election with new naira policy ba?
Malami be like: una dey support frail and ailing Tinubu to come and occupy aso villa with his Mc oluomo and Lagos Uchins?

Lai Muhammed be like: Oga my and no dey o. If Tinubu win fine, if e no win fine.
The man in front of Lai Muhammed be like: My hands are clean sir. Na Atiku I want I no want Tinubu...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics › Re: El-Rufai: I No Longer Believe In The Circle Around Buhari by masterflowx(m): 11:56am On Feb 13, 2023

Ekundayo7574:
Yes buhari is becoming bastard

The man (Buhari) that you've been defending here since 2015 is not a b*stard 5 month to the end of his tenure?

Tinubu Uchins are the most confused set of people in Nigeria now.

Politics › Re: Viral Boy At Obi-Datti Lagos Rally Is 15 Years Old (Pictures) by masterflowx(m): 1:54am On Feb 12, 2023

SLAP44:
He has a father, a mother, aunties and uncles, teachers and cousins who might be old enough to vote.

They all are feeling the pains of a dysfunctional Nigeria in the hands of PDAPC disaster.

This boy has melted everyone's heart to vote for Peter Obi ❤

You get time to reply senseless Tinubu supporter.
SmallDick99

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Politics › Re: Ebonyi APC Governorship Candidate, Nwifuru, Involved In An Accident (Pix) by masterflowx(m): 11:50am On Feb 11, 2023

CoronaVirusRelo:
Lexus! 🤣🤣🤣

That brand is a carton! Light weight

Just look at how it ripped into pieces!

I doubt if any Lexus owner can make heaven!

Once ride goes above 100, your soul is already midway to heaven

You're contradicting yourself.
(You doubt if any Lexus owner can make heaven).

Then (once ride goes above 100, you r soul is already midway to heaven).
Zero sense!

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Politics › Re: APC Crediting Voters With N10,000 Online In Exchange For Their Data - FIJ by masterflowx(m): 10:25pm On Feb 10, 2023

Saladdin:
This is most likely fake. However, it doesn't discredit the fact that lots of politicians already have this new notes in sufficient quantity ahead of the election.

Not false bro. A lot of people collected the money in Badore Ajah today.

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Politics › Re: APC Crediting Voters With N10,000 Online In Exchange For Their Data - FIJ by masterflowx(m): 10:24pm On Feb 10, 2023

stabilizer:
So you are foolish enough to believe this nonsense packaged lies

💯 True

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Health › Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by masterflowx(m): 10:03am On Feb 10, 2023*

Well deserved.
Others will learn lesson from you.

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Politics › Re: We Will Eliminate Corruption & Drive Away Madness Called Kidnappers - Tinubu by masterflowx(m): 9:52am On Feb 10, 2023

Wait o, is votes buying not corruption again.
As am writing this some youths are collecting Tinubu's monies in Badore Ajah Lagos.
This is confirmed not assumption.
N10k for each person through transfer.

Politics › Re: Police Arraign Woman Caught Collecting N1,000 To Give Out Pvcs by masterflowx(m): 12:49pm On Feb 09, 2023

Youngpaperboy:
Nice. Once there is immediate consequences for our actions, people will sit up. Also arrest the Bankers that are Hoarding money and selling the new notes to people, arrest our Thieving politicians too, sanitize our ministries, all man will sit up

Some arrest have been made...
Though, our law enforcement can still do better to make more arrest.
Thank you!

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Romance › Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by masterflowx(m): 5:58pm On Feb 08, 2023

Zikonna:
Watch your words please. Don't use that word to describe my girl.

That big bwess dey enter ya eyes and you're affraid of losing her with her big bwess to another man.

Bwess is about to lead a simp to destruction.
Continue...

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Politics › Re: Pictures As PDP Holds Presidential Campaign Rally In Yobe by masterflowx(m): 3:27pm On Feb 08, 2023

Vixlot:
PDP has never won Yobe and Bauchi States

God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu

The voice of the masses

PDP has never won Bauchi state abi what did you say?
Bala Muhammed is from which political party?

Education › Re: The Unluckiest Man in the world by masterflowx(m): 5:57am On Feb 08, 2023

I'm not going to tell anyone "thunder fire you" again.

TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Honour Awards Organization Honor Different Film Makers In Asaba Delta by masterflowx(m): 8:34pm On Feb 06, 2023

Asaba is the headquarter and meeting point of the Nollywood practitioners in Nigeria. Most of the Nollywood in Netflix were shot in Asaba Nigeria. I'm finding it difficult to know the secret behind it.

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Politics › Re: Mammoth Crowd Buries APC In A Mock Coffin In Katsina (Video) by masterflowx(m): 5:23pm On Feb 05, 2023

Massiveglory:
As in ehen....GEJ will be rolling on the ground in serious laughter

Which GEJ?
The one that bought APC's N100 million nomination form.
Mtchewww

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