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GamingRe: Snooker-Table Made With Mud, Sticks & Fruits by masterpiecer(m): 2:51pm On Aug 27, 2012
Okiki_Oluwa: If given better resources they will produce a masterpiece.
you mean like me?grin
LiteratureRe: I Need Help With My Writing by masterpiecer(m): 3:23pm On Aug 25, 2012
zubike01: Mater piece what i do when i get stuck while withing is to give what i have written to my friends to read... Next thing you know they start pressuring for the rest sometimes they even make suggestion. This pressure and suggestions often help me complete my book. The easiest way to write a book is 1 create a story outline 2 add a twist. 3 The ending shouldn't seam rushed.[My Book][http://www.jollyrougeseries.com/]
i like ur story, i read d preview and i was engrossed in it, ur writing seem to hav a style mixed with simplicity and intrigue, crafty and captivating.
good job!, i hope to patronize ur works soon.
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 3:09pm On Aug 25, 2012
Cuddlemii: what kind of conference call?

ym used to have an option for conference chat or so....I can't remember.

Ok!
if u r nt ok with it, we could do a conference chat on ym or bbm, but i think a cal will be more lucid
LiteratureRe: Do Animals Think?? by masterpiecer(m):
^hmmm, nice ?tion.
i would like to believe dat animals do think.
its only dat it may vary in percentage in various animals, animals like, cats, elephants, dogs, snakes, parrots, etc

Elephant
Elephants r prominent with very strong memories, an elephant never forgets, an elephant can remember events as old as 20yrs!, that why they always return to the burial place of their parents or companion to die. They r very good at recalling memories, and that can only be done by thinking.

Cat
Cats r famous for neatness, stealth(during preying), and sociality, when a cat is preying on a rat, the level of stealth it exhibits is stunning, sometimes it can stay still for minutes without an ounce of movement, in those moments, its actually contemplating its next move, meaning its thinking its next move.

Dogs
Dogs r exceptional, there is a whole lot about dogs, i have actually watched a video clip about a dog dat knows maths!, yeah maths. Simple addition n subtraction ?tions where asked without any sign language, and she would answer by tapping her foot the number of times the answer!, amazing!(if u doubt, i can send u d clip)

Parrots
Be very scared of parrots, do u know dat a parrot can commit suicide?, yes it does, a parrot would commit suicide if u starved it for a long time, what it does is to hang its claws on the roof of its cage and allow its head to hang downwards, eventually dying in that position. A parrot would also continually pluck off its red feather anytime it grows out, that is if it sees u pluck out a grown feather off its tail, thats why they always cover its face with a piece of cloth whenever the plucking is done.

there r so many animals, like monkeys, dolphins(dolphins r d only mammals dat have s e x 4 fun jst like humans), gorilas, u mention.
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 1:52pm On Aug 25, 2012
Cuddlemii: conference call? i am kinda lost here.
explain please. na wa dis una competition na world class
it doesnt only come with a price but paid bills cheesy
lol, i guess it will make the sorting more easier and even
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2012
masterpiecer: how about we have a conference call?, i ll foot d bill
@cuddles n mkmyers

what do u guys think?
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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 1:38pm On Aug 25, 2012
Cuddlemii: Good!
3 more days to announce the winner, did you get enough entries?
how about we have a conference call?, i ll foot d bill
RomanceRe: Most-Heartbreaking Text Message You Received From Your Lover? by masterpiecer(m): 12:34pm On Aug 25, 2012
~vicky~:
what so heartbreaking about that?
we hadnt had s e x.
gerrit nw?
RomanceRe: Most-Heartbreaking Text Message You Received From Your Lover? by masterpiecer(m): 12:32pm On Aug 25, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
disappoint? U mean, 'we' comin back as a couple? If dts wot u meant, i assure u, it aint happenin, nt in dis lyf, nt even in d next cus wot i feel for him nw is exactly wot Spartacus felt for Gaius wen he found out d truth abt his wife..... TOTAL HATRED!!!!
y do girls like movies n story book life style?undecided
RomanceRe: Most-Heartbreaking Text Message You Received From Your Lover? by masterpiecer(m): 12:27pm On Aug 25, 2012
[size=15pt]"i think i'm pregnant"
n we never even do d tin[/size]
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 11:00am On Aug 25, 2012
@mkmyers45
i sent u a mail, i hope it isnt late though
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 10:58am On Aug 25, 2012
didnt really like ur hostility with me on dat thread, calling me a hypocriteangry
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by masterpiecer(m): 10:54am On Aug 25, 2012
hey cuddles
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Diss Of Master Piecer by masterpiecer(m): 5:41pm On Aug 24, 2012
mannnnn, u r jst one hell of guy,lol
i feel really obliged, my cre8tive brova, united 4 life!
i find ur pieces interesting too, tanks man

(and dat line on ur profile-"using my writings to do d right things", is very crafty, iloveit)
PhonesRe: Should BlackBerry Phone Be Banned In Nigeria? by masterpiecer(m): 4:05pm On Aug 24, 2012
daffur: Guys what is Blackberry?I don't understand.
it a fruit that can only be plucked with a huge sum of money, girls like the fruit a lot.
your girl friend would soon ask u to pluck one 4 hergrin
Jokes EtcRe: Una Sabi Maths Abi? by masterpiecer(m): 12:25pm On Aug 24, 2012
ptaller: The correct answer is 3, the question is half of 2 plus 2, half of 2 is 1 plus which gives us 3. U try bro, might have to enrol with u for some maths lesson.
unfortunately i hate maths but have a strong passion for art
Jokes EtcRe: Una Sabi Maths Abi? by masterpiecer(m): 6:39am On Aug 24, 2012
ptaller: Masterpiecer didn't get it. He said 2 was his final answer & that's wrong.
i didnt say the final answer is 2
i said the answers are two

the question is an ambiguous question, therefore two answers were derived:

*half of 2,+ 2=3
*half of 2+2=2

3 and 2 are the two answers, except u are not aware of the ambiguity of ur question, i stand to be correctedtongue
Jokes EtcRe: Una Sabi Maths Abi? by masterpiecer(m): 12:28pm On Aug 23, 2012
ptaller: Solve this one.
What is half of 2 plus 2?
yes we sabi maths.
infact the answer na 2:

(1)**** 3
(2)****2

Proof:
half of 2, =1
1 plus(+)2,=3

half of 2 plus(+)2?
(2+2=4)
therefore, half of 4=2
undecided
Jokes EtcImagine This by masterpiecer(op): 10:55am On Aug 23, 2012
you were sleeping on the same bed with the love of your life,
and you had a night mare, in the dream a horrible looking masquerade
was chasing you with a machete while you ran as fast as you can with all you strenght.

Immediately you woke up from the nightmare with intense fear,
only to find out the "the love of your life" is staring straight at you!
and she/he asked you this question:
"for you mind you feel say you sabi run abi"?

what will you do??
PoliticsRe: 8 Persons Arraigned For Drinking Ogogoro In Public by masterpiecer(m): 3:44pm On Aug 22, 2012
mollytinrox: What's with all these 8 men arrested, 8 men arraigned, 8 this, 8 that? If I'm ever walking with 6 of my girlfriends and a 7th comes along I'll so run away! Don't wanna be arraigned/arrested/convicted.
lwkmd, i guess someone is replacing 8 wit hate
RomanceRe: I've Found The Most Beautiful Girl°°° On Nairaland! by masterpiecer(m): 3:28pm On Aug 22, 2012
prettyjulie is my baby, i see she's got alot of fans here, i might just ping her so she can come on here to get some honour, but there r some sharks up here, i might hav a second thought
LiteratureRe: I Need Help With My Writing by masterpiecer(m): 1:03pm On Aug 22, 2012
you sound really enthusiastic about writing, the truth is, nothing good comes easy, work hard on urself, do not be in a hurry over your ambition as a writer, try to get a mentor and read lots of books, gradually your style will come out from your inside. Try writing short stories with two to three sequels, later you could plan out a story line, brood over it and start adding things up gradually. i hope this helps. best of luck.
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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poem For Babagida by masterpiecer(m): 12:43pm On Aug 22, 2012
Van snickers: Oh Ibrahim Babagida! Oh Ibrahim Babagida!
Today you turn Seventy One/
After letting our Economy whither/
Plundering our Resources just for fun/
You single-handedly made Nigeria what it is Today/
Caustic, Angry and full of Pain/
By your hand Nigeria has never been the same/
It has been destroyed by Filth, Corruption and Moral Decay/
Which affects every Citizen, even the Insane/
No one will forget that dreadful Day/
with your Guns and Abiola's Money you began your evil Reign/
While the People live in fear, praying for each new Day in Faith/
You party and jubilate/
The mere thought of your Name makes People curse/
While your Kind drink themselves silly/
By your hand the common Man still thirsts/
*****************************************************************
I wrote this on Friday but i was too busy on Saturday and Sunday to edit and post it.
a nice try, but it lack literary expressions and drama, sounds more like a political criticism
LiteratureRe: #riddle# by masterpiecer(m): 12:28pm On Aug 22, 2012
pearl~hapi:
don't wowi masterpiece is coming to tell us
huh huh huh
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by masterpiecer(m): 12:24pm On Aug 22, 2012
hi baby

*thats 4 my baby slim*
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by masterpiecer(m): 12:22pm On Aug 22, 2012
sigmundfreud: Your wife?!! Oh...you must be the dead husband she mentioned was buried @ Okija shrine!
'Bebe' is the signature on her behind..i know, i put it there.
Now that answers ur question.
R.I.P!
guy u wickedt
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by masterpiecer(m): 11:19am On Aug 22, 2012
Okija_juju: Most of these scenarios have to do with the Ladies... How do we guys fit in?!
welcome back from cotonougrin
thats the price for lateness; total confusion
now go back n start reading from page 0, have fun while at itgrin
LiteratureRe: #riddle# by masterpiecer(m): 10:05am On Aug 22, 2012
pearl~hapi:
lolz•u try
what is the meaning of "u try"?
did she get it right or nothuh

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